Chuck Woolery

Twins in five. Red Sox in four. Astros in five. Cardinals in three. Red Sox in six. Cardinals in seven. Cardinals in six.

I want to hear the story of the three-legged pony that died.

Hey guys, I've been looking for a football almanac online (similar to the baseball almanac) and I can't find one. Does anyone know if such a thing exists, and if it does where I can find it?

I'd like my name changed to "Mister Fucking Popularity". If this is too long, then "Mr. Fucking Popularity" will suffice. If you do not wish to use cursing, then "Mister F'n Popularity" will suffice. If this is too long and you do not wish to use cursing, then "Mr. F'n Popularity" will suffice. I am flexible.

I want to buy a Patty O'Green to walk next to me, give me free weed, and make my day that much happier every time I look to my left and see that I own him. I'd also like one for my office, if at all possible.

Quit fucking spamming our board before we request your banning, Frisco. It's plain to see you're flame baiting. Knock the shit off.

Tennessee CIN/JAX/NE/GB/OAK/PHI/CLE/CAR/NO/DEN/NYJ/TEN/STL/KC/28

Yeah, TNT didn't send me the roster in the original PM and I was in a bit of a rush when I wrote up the card. Word limits are edited in, as is Max King in the opening promo slot. Apologies to everyone who I may have screwed up.

Crystal is hawt. Nicely done, NYU. Stuff like this keeps people interested in the fed.

Shift me to the bottom of the list until I can get a hold of a credit card, please. If anybody wants to be generous and let me use a credit card... well, you're fucking insane, but I'd be willing to cover all expenses (not to mention be eternally grateful) if you're willing.

In case this doesn't get closed, I'll jump on. Here's to you, Curbed Enthusiasm... word. 2 - Chuck Woolery http://www.freeiPods.com/default.aspx?referer=9686775

And we hit Wakefield pretty well. Little moral victory. We use to hit Wakefield pretty well before last years ALCS. I don't know what the hell happened between the start of the ALCS till now. Wakefield is a monster in the playoffs, for some bizarre reason... it's been that way since he was with the Pirates.

I second this information. I even have the book laying around to verify. I do believe that would be full-length animated film, but feel free to check.

What's the over-under on "Breaking the Habit" by Linkin Park being the theme for Survivor Series?

Yeah, that was me. I've commented on the matches to a few guys personally. If you want comments feel free to ask me in chat. Madprops to Spike/Sean for finally beating me, and we'll get you sons of bitches soon enough.

Tennessee. AZ/BAL/MIN/CLE/HOU/TEN/STL/DET/PIT/SD/IND/SF/TB/DAL/21 I find irony in Arizona picking Atlanta and vice versa. I'm sure it happens all the time, but this is the first time I noticed it.

I was very much rooting for Colin and Christie, but them coming in second is okay (I suppose). Chip and Kim winning was a great moment, though. And Chip is most definitely a pimp daddy. Not as good as the Zach and Flo season, though. They were awesome.

So, uh, I think our challengers wrote more than us, and they both had one more match to write. ... that sucks.

MAIN EVENT SINGLES MATCH WORLD TITLE BOUT Johnny Dangerous© vs Toxxic -> Johnny DANGEROUS~! HANDICAP MATCH The Suicide King, "The Superior One" Tom Flesher and Chris Raynor vs "Grand Slam" Mark Stevens, Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix... -> Team Face, since who knows if anyone from team heel will be around next week. CANADIAN DEATH MATCH USJL CANADIAN CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT Ace Lezaire© vs David Cross -> Gogo Muzz because... uh... gogo. TAG TEAM TITLE BOUT Hollywood Boulevard© vs Revolution Zero -> This is the first match in a long time I wouldn't mind losing. But we're not going to. SINGLES MATCH "The Notorious" John Duran vs ??? -> I think I know who ??? is, and I think there's a very strong chance that the Notorious one will pick up the win. CAGED FURY Manson vs Max King -> Max King has picked it up a lot, so we'll say him. HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT Sean Davis© vs Austin Sly -> 2 Sly. BATTLE ROYALE Candace vs Danny Dagda vs Andrea Montgomery vs Jamie Drazon -> All four can bring it, but I'm thinking Dagda because dude, this is some dank shit I've got right now. LADDER MATCH CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP BOUT Ryan Dustin vs "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins vs The Birdman -> The Birdman, dad, he flies in any weather.

Man, I've been trying to relate that song to my life for weeks. "MIKE! MIKE MIKE MIKE! MIKE MIKE MIKE! Mike's the man, wrestlin' at Genesis. Jobbing Spike, jobbing Davis." You like?

I have a great idea for an opening, actually, so if Toxx wants to do it I'll tell him, or I can just do it myself.

Can't win 'em all, I suppose. In my case, can't win more than 50% of 'em.

As a note, Janus, I told you the chair was always in the ring.

Candace, sad to see you go. I'm sure you could've gotten better. Regardless... somebody please close this thread now, I think its usefulness was gone long ago.

I vote absolutely not and the marker award bonus points to whoever has the most creative death of Candace. It can be like the Clusterfuck right after Stubby got banned.