Chuck Woolery

The few times (two?) I've put together shows I've tried to preserve continuity, and while it's a bit of a burden it's not too much to ask. Still, it'd be easier if the writers of the different segments found out what the situation would be at the point in the show their promo would happen. Aesop From Hell.

... Sandy's sense of irony is positively striking.

"I Quit" Match for the OaOasT X-Division Championship: "The Phenemonal" A.J. Flaire (Champion) vs. Mad Matt (Challenger) -> Someone as mad as Matt deserves to win, oh yes. Loser Leaves Town Match: Judas vs. Robert "Father" Edwards -> Hmm... Father? The Lightning Crew Gauntlet: If The Mad Cappa Wins, He Moves On In The Gauntlet. If Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez Wins, The Mad Cappa Can Never Have A Match Against Puerto Rican Lightning. Straight Up One-On-One Professional Wrestling Match: The Mad Cappa vs. Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez (with Mr. Boricua) -> I'd be amused by a Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez win, but that can't happen for the feud to continue, so Cappa it is. OaOasT Adrenalin Championship Match: Spider-Poet (Champion) vs. "Ice Heart" Dan Black (Challenger) -> The Ice Heart, Dan Black. Total Decapitation Match: Sly "The Sly" Summers vs. Scotty Static -> The Sly, because he's The Sly. Steel Cage Grudge Match; No Escape Rules: Crystal vs. Damaramu -> Again, Crystal winning would make me happy, but Damaramu is obviously going over. Hardcore Match For The OaOasT North American Championship: Puerto Rican Lightning (Champion with Mr. Boricua and Cuban Wall) vs. The Shuffle (Challenger) -> C'mon Shuffle, win one for the gipper. Too Good For A Stipulation: Zack Malibu vs. The Superstar -> Magic 8 Ball says to ask again later about Zack's chances of winning... we'll call that a 'no'. Superstar takes it. The Royal Rumble Match: Winner Recieves A Title Shot Against The OaOasT World Heavyweight Champion At OaOasT AngleMania III on March 28, 2004: -> Much in the same vein as me picking Rob Van Dam for the WWE Royal Rumble, I'm taking Peter Knight.

Well, depending on who wins the Rumble, a Calvin Szechstein promo...

Hmmm... a possible promo between Calvin Szechstein and the winner of the Rumble match.

The PPV will answer all of your questions in a big way. Look forward to it.

I hate you, Va'aiga.

rawmvp = RavishingRickRudo. Look at the way he responded to the guy's post. That says it all.

I dunno if that would be a good idea, man. From what I am hearing the ladies love the metrosexuals.

He said it was a documentary on Zack, not how CWM tries to make himself look good and fail (again). ... twit.

Hey, I have an excuse for picking the Unnamed -- I figured Matthews would be part of the team, and a rule of mine is never to pick against Supes. That, and Johnny sucks.

Promo sent in to you, Dan. A 'quasi-shoot', if you will.

No story? Carolina is the STREAK KILLER, having ended the Eagles' winning streak, and now -- can they end the Patriots' winning streak, too? Carolina Panthers = the Randy Orton of the NFL, which means they'll go over New England by four points.

Thing is, Frigid, your checklist can be matched up with Carolina almost perfectly, with the exception of QB win percentage (Delhomme's, with the Panthers, is a shade below 75%). It's going to be close, at the very least.

You only just now found this? I've been entertaining myself with it for months, dude. You should've jumped on the bandwagon earlier.

Super Bowl Prediction: Panthers 24, Patriots 20. You heard it here first.

Expect interesting developments between two wrestlers who you wouldn't expect interesting developments from. Go Wahoos!

Whoa... So, the United States champion wouldn't get entered in Clusterfuck?

Triple Threat Match for the US Title Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© vs. Linchpin vs. Mike Van Siclen - Uh... Linchpin. Four Corners Tag Match for the SWF Tag Team Titles Justice and Rule© (William Hearford and Ejiro Fasaki) vs. Wild and Dangerous (Wildchild and Johnny Dangerous) vs. the Unnamed (any two members) vs. the Unholy Trinity (any two members) - The Unnamed, whoever they may be. MAIN EVENT Singles Match for the Smartmarks Wrestling Federation World Heavyweight Title "Deathwish" Danny Williams© vs. "The King of Nightmares" Michael Craven - Danny, if there's any hope of a strong reign.

As it is January 13th, my birthday, I expect all of you little JLers to mention that it is January 13th, birthday of Mike Van Siclen. Thank you.

Meh... I'll be the first to admit that my match isn't my best, and I realize it. I'll also admit that while I'm happy for Danny... I hope he can hold onto the title. And I was really hoping Ejiro would pull out a win, because he's probably my favorite character in the fed. Still, big ups to Danny for the win. Everything else on the card looks nice... Matthews holding two titles at once is reminiscent of one of my early ideas for Double Jeopardy, which was to have him win the ICTV, US, and HCG titles, while holding the tag belts with me. It also reminds me of my favorite promo ever, with Stryke and Chris Wilson sitting in a limo... but I digress. Nice show all around, and big ups to all the winners.

Well, on that note... All stuff should be sent to Chuck Woolery (or posted in GCF) by Sunday at 1:00 PM EST.

...how about OAOAST World Champion Calvin Szechstein? (thumbs up, cheap heat)

Template Action. Xstasy vs Va'aiga Stryke vs Michael Craven HARDCORE MATCH "The Superior One" Tom Flesher vs Crow TITLE FOR TITLE, ICTV vs UNITED STATES CHAMPIONSHIP Linchpin© vs Charlie "Grappler" Matthews© TORNADO TAG TEAM MATCH, NO-DQ Dace Night & Terry "Janus" Bailey vs Wild & Dangerous Mike Van Siclen vs The HVille Thugg WORLD TITLE MATCH Danny Williams vs Ejiro Fasaki© Picks up shortly...

Well, thanks, Manson, though it would've been easier if Thugg'd asked me directly...