Chuck Woolery

::telekinisizes Plushy Al Logan through a table::

::leaps off ladder, hits trampoline and dropkicks Zack in the face:: I call that the Backyard Wrestling Special, beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyatch

I think I'd go over Frost like nobody's business.

Either your satire on all the idiots who do that shit on here was non-existant, or it just plain sucked. I believe it's a mix of both.

To clarify, I wasn't fucking kidding when I asked last night. I need to know who's writing JINGUS/Calvin.

I thought Kiki was coaching, too. :shrug:

I wash dishes. I have no idea how I manage to appease my soul on a nightly basis.

I think it's supposed to be a UFO, because UFOs come from the stars. ... ghey.

Baltimore Dallas Minnesota (LOCK) St. Louis New England Atlanta Philadelphia Cleveland Carolina Houston Seattle Tampa Bay Washington Kansas City

Ching. Who's writing Jingys/Calvin? I'd like to know so I could either a) get in touch or b) do the fuckin' thing myself.

... Well, unlike my pussy of a tag partner, I am more than willing to do some mysogynistic beatdownage.

then why didn't Nomah or Damon do it either? Guess Mia didn't approve. Damon's power comes from the mullet, or so I'm told. As for Nomar.... I have no idea. His hair was always pretty short, so meh.

It's meant as a show of unity, Choken.

I was there for the 10,000th home run in Fenway Park. Kinda cool...

...blah, I thought Crystal was sending that one in. Stupid me. It'll be in your box shortly, Zack.

Burn, baby, BURN! I no-sell that as a burn, because John was obviously referring to the fact that no matter how awesome our match defeating JnR is, it won't touch the American Gladiators match. Yeeeeeah.

I would like to reiterate that I feel that Thor is the most attractive man in the SWF/SJL. In a nonsexual way, of course.

Never Scared won a rap award. I want to fucking cry.

I'm sorry.

You act like I want to defend against Justice and Rule. Singles Match The Boston Strangler v. Xero - All Xero jokes aside, Xero. Singles Match Thoth v. Jay Dawg - G0R0. Tag Team Title Match Sinquizition v. Justice and Rule - I love and respect each and every one of you. Main Event The SWF World Heavyweight Championship Singles Match "The Superior One" Tom Flesher © v. Erek Taylor - Taylor, not because I dislike Tom or wish revenge on him but because I think Taylor is *that* crazy.

Relax, man. It's not midnight yet.

Wow, irony.

Assuming New England holds on (and there's no reason not to), this week is mine all mine.

Actually, I think I'm going to do a segment involving Dan Black, the Intense Five, Martin Luther King Jr., and the "I'm Lovin' It" campaign. This will be superb.

1.) Steven Richards 2.) Rob Van Dam 3.) Chris Jericho 4.) Kurt Angle 5.) Charlie Haas 6.) Eddie Guerrero 7.) Edge 8.) Matt Hardy 9.) Rob Conway 10.) Shelton Benjamin