Chuck Woolery

Hardcore-Gamers Championship WildChild © v. Quiz -> I suck. Singles Match Va'aiga v. Nathaniel "Silent" Kibagami -> Kibs has to get back to form, and who betta than VA? Tag Team Match The Boston Strangler and Xstasy v. Erek Taylor and Andrew "The Sacred One" Blackwell -> I sense a big win from Taylor here. Tag Team Match The Bemani Cross Wizards (Thoth and Ced Ordonez) v. Justice and Rule (Judge William Hearford III & Ejiro Fasaki) -> If BCW can't beat Sinquizition, they stand zero chance against J&R. Singles Match "The Superior One" Tom Flesher © v. Dace Night -> But it's Dace F'n Night! No motherfuckers, it's Tom F'n Flesher.

Unlike Judge, I dismissed most current angles, which probably took some massive points away from my card. However, much like Judge I feel I overgimmicked a couple of matches, and in retrospect I feel I may have been too generous with the word limits, and that's what cost me... oh well, let's see. --- The Only SJL Show Mike Will Ever Book Venue: Verizon Wireless Arena, Manchester, New Hampshire! Due Date: 10 PM EST. Because of the late due date, there will be ABSOLUTELY NO EXTENSIONS. Commentators: William Hearford, Ejiro Fasaki and Annie Eclectic Opening Promo: Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix (in which he would challenge Insane Luchadore for later in the night) Rebelling Against The Establishment Match Manson v. Jay Morrison - Jay Morrison has had tough luck recently, losing in consecutive matches to Brian Bowers, but coming closer and closer every time. Commissioner Raynor, however, realizes that the fans are sick of seeing Brian Bowers and Jay Morrison go at it. So tonight, Morrison gets the first big chance of his career, with a match against established superstar Manson that has the potential to rocket him up the card. Can Morrison capitalize, or will Manson put Morrison back in his place? Stipulations: Standard singles match. Word Limit: 4500 Marker: Tod deKindes Let's Play Up To Craig's Strengths In The Hopes That He'll Show Match Brian Bowers © v. Criag McLennan The SJL Television Title is On the Line - Craig McLennan has had an absolutely dismal record as of late, and is quickly turning into the second coming of Cutthroat. However, Commissioner Raynor, being the kind, caring man that he is, has decided to give McLennan a match that will hopefully light a fire under his ass. Ah-heh. Stipulations: To tie in with McLennan's pyromaniac gimmick, this match will be a flaming tables match. In order to win, one wrestlermust put the other through a flaming table. Word Limit: 4250 Marker: WrestlingDeacon Booker's Note: This match would be PMed to Maddix and IL, but not visible to people viewing the card. They would have to read the show to find out that this match was happening Insane Luchadore Must Die Match Insane Luchadore © v. "La Cucaracha" Landon Maddix The SJL World Title is NOT On the Line - Landon Maddix came out at the beginning of the show, asking for a title shot. Well, it seems Insane Luchadore was not that generous, but he did put himself on the line in this match! Can Maddix elevate himself, or will IL hit the down button? Stipulations: Straight-up singles. If Maddix wins, he'll become #2 Contender to the SJL Championship, right behind the winner of the main event. Word Limit: 5500 Marker: Kibagami Todd Damn, It's A European Title Defence Match! Todd Royal © v. Jimmy "The Demon" Liston The SJL European Title is On the Line - Todd Royal and Jimmy Liston are not friends because of one thing: the SJL European Title. It's come between many wrestlers in the past, and assuredly it's not Todd's charming personality that makes Liston dislike him, it's that Mr. Royal wears the European title around his waist. Well, Liston will get a chance to change that tonight. Can the Demon add something besides Calvinball to his career? Stipulations: Straight-up singles. Word Limit: 4750 Marker: Powerplay Hollywood And Vine Match Participants: "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins, Aecas, Dominic Korgath #1 Contendership to the SJL World Title is On the Line - The SJL has a bit of trouble with their main event scene, and this match should help to sort some of that out. Hollywood Spike Jenkins is a former SJL champion who would love to regain that gold. Aecas is a perennial contender, who would love to get one more shot at the gold that has eluded him for so long. Dominic Korgath should be fucking thankful that I'm so generous as to include him in this match, rimshot. In all seriousness, a void must be filled, and this match will be the first to help do it! Stipulations: Round Robin. In other words, Jenkins v. Aecas Jenkins v. Korgath Aecas v. Korgath. Whichever man has two falls at the end of this wins. In the event of a tie, there will be a triple threat, first fall wins. Word Limit: 7500 without the triple threat finish, 10,000 with it. Marker: Longdogger_Pete

I know that the winner of I5 will be getting a title shot next week, but if anybody's interested in a confrontation and possible match this week, let me know.

Crystal v. Calvin Szechstein... IN THE DEBATING ROOM. This should be fun. Crystal, PM me if you have other ideas.

I'd second Gay Bar, and add anything that Andrew W.K. has ever done. Especially "Make Sex"

I echo Dace here. Good show from what I've seen, we won so w00t, X won so markout, and Dace/Flesher should be awesome. Erek's all over the place and getting the mad rub, so after the Strangler feud is over I've got him pegged as the guy who dethrones Flesher. And that's all she wrote for now.

As you can see, the main event... OAOAST World Heavyweight Championship Calvin Szechstein/JINGUS v. Crystal

Respond away.

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I have had inspiration for a promo. Anybody who WOULD NOT like to be involved (you won't say anything, just kinda be there), please PM me, or if you'd like to make sure that you're not going to be shat on, lemme know. Otherwise, you're in. - CW

First, super mad props go to IL, for succeeding where I have failed and FINALLY winning the belt in the main event of Countdown. You've done well, young one. Also, props to everyone else who has won so far and will win later tonight. That show got me psyched for Genesis, and the big show itself shouldn't be a letdown.

I declare thee passe. MrZsasz, you are now so five minutes ago. Please exit stage right.

No, although the concept of somebody being better than me is intriguing. Have you written a manuscript yet? Your theorems are tremendous and an article in Discover magazine would be most appropriate.

Right, right, but I'm getting all bored with it and I blame it on you. Asshole.

Those two don't go together. Just because you weren't with a hooker doesn't mean you couldn't have fucked my mother, in fact it means it's even more likely that you did. Why is beyond me, but if we're through degrading my mum can we get back to smackdown spoilers?

Au contraire, mon frere. You are most certainly that desperate.

You fucked my mother. After that experience, not only do I want you to kill yourself, you probably want you to kill yourself.

Actually, I meant not to so you'd kill yourself. Honestly? I don't care where London ended up, because as you so eloquently pointed out he won't be doing shit if he's on Raw or SmackDown, and he won't get long enough match time to impress anybody. I'd rather he be on Raw, natch, as I don't get UPN, but if he's on SD, whatever -- I highly doubt I'll miss anything.

Or even better, don't.

He said something about "Kane is very cute," but I lost him after that.

Who is this "we" you speak of? As your best friend, I'd advise you against giving in to such foolish temptations.

I'm so not too late. I'd like to throw my hat into the "Next JL Booker" ring.

And here I am, not feeling alone anymore. I will win this year, and I will set a new record in doing so. I'm aiming for four days. - Mikey Dub

Mad Matt v. Calvin Szechstein for the OAOAST Heavyweight Championship is on.

My week hinges on the Cardinals and the Lions winning. Fuck.