A Happy Medium

Crank was fun. That's all there is to it. Also, Jason Statham got his action role he should've gotten years ago.

I can already think of different songs for both Heart and The Rolling Stones. Gimme Shelter and Barracuda come to mind.

Honestly, if they want to look like badasses, just get a sleeve.

I have to admit...I missed the Hardy Boys theme.

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... Fuck you, Aurora! You took my only friend! ...

Terry Crew was 80% of what made me watch "White Chicks" in its entirety.

I do like when Stuart Scott cuts him off in the middle of one of his additional answers in the Leading Off segment. Schwab seems so unsatisfied. Also...his throwbacks suck. How about a t-shirt?

I need a chimp. They could make for an awesome wingman.

We had a 1990 Camry in the family until a couple of years ago, when I threw a rod on the expressway. That sucked....also, the Blues Brothers had it all wrong. I have a 1994 Camaro at 111,000 miles now. I think that the previous owners may have thrown a new engine into it at some time.

I love the fact that Ben Wallace is going to anchor our front line now, but at the same time, I still worry about the lack of points the Bulls put on occasion. Now, I realize that Hinrich and Gordon are going to be a year older, and hopefully better on the offensive end, but I still think that we should go after someone who can give us at least twenty points every game.

I think D.C. United has an academy...and maybe Chivas USA as well.

Is anybody else getting a John Ritter vibe from Luke Wilson these days?

Also...Dwyane Wade...at 24 years of age, had 803 free throw attempts. That was this past regular season. Michael Jordan only got above that total twice in his career. In 1986-87, and 1987-88, getting both 972 and 860 attempts in those years. Those were also the years where Jordan averaged 37.1 and 35.0 points per game. Amazingly, Jordan was near the same age as Wade was when he accomplished these feats. In his glory years of 1991-1998, Jordan only got above 700 once. Now, this can be attributed to Jordan mastering the turn around fade away, but at the same time, he went into traffic, and got knocked to the ground quite a bit. The other half of his fouls came when someone pushed on his elbow during a jump-shot...which is a legit foul call. Let me just say that Wade seems to be favored even higher than Jordan. Especially for someone so young and on such a big stage.

Dwyane Wade gets as many or more calls than Michael Jordan did....and Jordan didn't wear thigh pads.

Robinho is not the next Pele....unless Pele was lost in 75% percent of his games and picked up yellow cards within ten minutes of entering games.

The scary part was seeing muscle definition behind Jack Black's beer gut at the end. Best wrestling fantasy movie I've seen. I'll give it that. As a whole, I went with a few friends and we all laughed together. It was what I wanted.

I don't believe Pope's second yellow was deserved. He came from the side and actually made good contact with the ball. A foul? Sure. A yellow card...no way. The U.S. looked pretty good out there. They made some good runs down the flanks. Donovan and Beasley showed up, too. My big beef was the fact that Arena had nine players out there...all of them dead tired. He had one substitution left. Zuh?

I guess his suspension is over.

The Mavs are going to score more points than the Miami Heat in four out of six games. Also, the Mavs have younger legs, a slightly deeper bench, and Pat Riley is evil, and will not win another NBA title as a head coach.

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Gaping Wound Fuck.

The officials in the NBA suck. That's all I really have to say about the Suns/Mavs game last night. There are many bad calls in every game....it just so happened that the Mavs got it down the throat last night. Also, Raja Bell is not a hero. Players play hurt all of the time. Doug Collins was giving Bell the best verbal fellatio since Howard Cosell introduced Frank Sinatra at MSG. I have the Mavs in seven.

Paul was talking about a new ECW that is more than tables and beer...surely he mentioned this to Angle to bring him over to his side? Also, the Angle character evolved into a complete badass since then, making ECW right up his alley. They could take thirty seconds to explain this, though.

Hatton had a bad debut....but still... Hatton > Naseem Hamed *remembers Berrara exposing Hamed and pretty deporting him* That was fun.