A Happy Medium

I would be into a Civ game....could you break down how this would go, Tyler?

Can't Hardly Wait is on in the background. That is all.

...and when intellectuals who wear their pants too tight get into it, its time to put the show out to pasture. I'll check this out. It would be nice to see what could have been.

The show gets a thumbs up from me for the Chuck Norris reference alone.

It runs on my laptop....let me say that again...it runs. The beginning of the game is fine. It is quick. But, of course,Leonard Nimoy (who does the voiceovers for the game) starts to skip when he tells you about the importance of fission. A very addicting game, however. I still love it, even with its flaws. I hope it comes out on 360 some time.

Can't we save Jason Lee? If anyone is worthy of being made to change their ways for the good of mankind, it's him.

I too am one hairy son of a bitch. I have considered getting my back waxed, not just for the aesthetic appeal, but also for the fact that the hair near my shoulder blades itches...a lot. People say I'm a wookie in disguise. This is how hariy I am. Plus, when I get angry, it helps the case of me being considered a human wookie. So how bad did it hurt?

6'3" 230-240. It fluctuates, but usually is closer to 240. I would love to get down to a legit 220 though. Although I will probably always be a bigger person...I think it has to do with genetics just a bit.

What I like about this season in the NHL is that the game more closely represents the European/Olympic game. We are starting to see which goalies can deal with these new types of attacks Also, we are starting to see many more European players kicking all sorts of ass, as the game seems to resemble the game that they have been playing for years. Although Brodeur is not playing too great right now, he belongs on the Canadian National Team. I can't imagine the team without him. Not to get ahead of myself but what if Wayne puts together a line of Spezza, Crowsby, and Staal? Now I know that they are all considered centers, but then again, they are young men who should still know how to play a plethora of positions.

1. Curtis Joseph 2. Martin Brodeur 3. Manny Legace

Wait a minute...Benoit can sell. Also, I never played DOR2...I mean, the Gamecube WWE game with throwing construction workers to their death to get back at Vince McMahon was more than enough to turn me off from it. Now...do I dare rent Smackdown vs. Raw?

Fag. By the way, what constitutes a fatass? Is it a pure weight thing? Is it how the weight is carried?

And the Lightning still beat up on the Flyers last night. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> A watered down example of the Ewing Theory, eh? Also, Gonchar is injured for Pittsburgh. A groin injury I believe. I have him in my fantasy league. In this custom league, we have an IR to place one player on. Now, I just wish that the powers that be can declare him to be on the injured list, because I just know that groin injuries don't last just three days. The groin is an integral part of a skater's stride.

Amphetamines count too. At least they did the last time I checked. I hope this helps the game go back into the days where a lead off man was an MVP candidate. One of those guys that would steal 70 bases, bat .300, drive in 60 runs, hit a few dingers, and score an amazing amount of times. Also, I wonder if we will get more fallout from all of this. We may see more power hitters take a major dip in production. Of course, what about power pitchers being able to reach back and not find what was there previously. Of course, I have no clue if steroids can enhance pitching performances. Can anyone explain this one way or the other?

I agree.

My favorite part of Family Guy was the Rocky reference. That training montage was so ridiculous and spot on. I just wish they would have had Brian pick up the carriage with both Stewey and Rupert in it. I was really looking forward to the episode when the preview showed Stewey and Brian on top of a mountain in leather jackets and snow caps.

My cousin wants to know why Bill Parcells is nicknamed "The Big Tuna" and why Richard Hamilton is nicknamed "Rip". That is all.

Dama, I'm an aspiring sports journalist in Texas. The same goes for you in Oklahoma. Sportswriters gain weight. It's a rule. That is, unless you're one of those guys that work out so much and act like you're just writing sports because of a knee injury you received during a homecoming game in high school that limits you from playing. Don't look like that guy. Nobody likes them. This is why many people cannot stand Jim Rome, and why Woody Paige is adored.

Wal Mart. They come from Wal Mart. Beyond that, their creation is divine.

You know I just found out why that picture of the Eagle's fan bothers me. The eye paint. The jacket and cap are alright, and I can deal with the McNabb loving. Please, get the sharpie off of your cheekbones.

Ah yes. Those things. I did Atkins a few years ago. I actually lost 60 pounds in about five months. I have kept most of it off, through a different lifestyle. The idea has been to stay away from sweets and take up smoking. The problem I had/have with Atkins is that when I do it, I go strictly by the book. I take vitamins and stay away from everything, even reduced carb milk, and carb-free chocolate, which gave me the shits. Steak, eggs, salad, vegetables and pork rhins do the trick. The problem is that this bores me, but I know it's the right way to go about it. Atkins isn't a diet, it is a lifestyle change. It's just as restrictive as being a vegan, or maybe more. But yeah dude, keep it up. It's amazing what losing a lot of weight does to athletic performace. After I lost weight, I suddenly realized I had this thing called agility.

Speaking of schools I would never let one my future children go to. I would never let them go to Texas Tech. One really beautiful girl I went to high school with went there, and when she returned, her face was puffed up like she was a drinking buddy of Billy Joel for one year. Then there was another guy who went, became a complete drunk, then almost killed himself and his girlfriend when he t-boned another car one night. Luckily, he only wrecked his arm and collapsed a lung, as opposed to being dead. Tech is in west Texas. The only thing to do there is to be depressed about the lack of plant life, watch the Red Raiders every Saturday, and get drunk. In my myspace I have a first person view of me holding an Old Style. Why? Because I really enjoy the beer. However, people doing nothing but posing with a beer in their hand shows a complete lack of creativity.

Has anyone thought about Christian adjusting to the TNA ring?

As a semi-active poster and full time lurker I have noticed that the majority of his posts are arguments where he quotes ten people at a time that disagree with him, and then rattles them off like he's David Stern answering questions about the Artest vs. The City of Detroit snafu. This is just an observation.

But, but...she's a twig. That's right up your alley.