A Happy Medium

I'm at 2k. I've got some writing ahead of me.

He was probably just high on life.

I'm going to Community College right now. Transfering in a short while. Luckily, nearly everyone I hang out goes to the college up the road 15 miles, so I still get to the "big boy" parties, which actually suck sometimes because you may be in a small ass town house with forty frat boys huddled around a keg. You need some elbow room to properly party. Meanwhile, Comm College in general is like high school. It's much less chaotic and there aren't any cliques. Difficulty-wise...it just depends on where you're attending class...also it's a matter of laziness and if you the passion to get through school.

Well, I did the old Atkin's diet back when I was in high school. I went from roughly 290 to 230. Over two years, I've gained about ten back. It did change the way I eat. No regular pop, more water, and overall no sugar. I'm back on it right now. I plan to mix it with vitamins and exercise and bust myself down to about 200-210 by the end of summer. Franchise: Well done, man.

I'm still here, El Guapo! Yeah, I guess this is dead now.

I concur. Thanks for caring, David. You look to have passion, and that goes a long way around here.

Andrea, you have more creativity in one finger than I do in my whole body. You took a great perspective at the current happenings around here, through some ebonics in, and built for something in the future. Awesome.

The Blues Brothers parody was so badass.

The Quahog Clam festival, I believe.

I live in Dallas, where a good chuck of the population is gay or lesbians. I can't wait to hear about some protests. A stupid, stupid move by my state legistlature.

Another interesting thing about the Bull/Wizards series is the fact only Kirk Hinrich plays over 30 minutes a game for the Bulls. Due to this, the Bulls may be a better fourth quarter. Also, the Bulls have a fairly deep rotation. I see it going seven games.

...Harvey Wippleman.

The problem, Spike...is that in matches you lose, people will just think you no showed, considering the no showing that has gone on across the fed in recent years. Reputations die hard.

I'm not. Texas is not all its talked up to be.

Mark McGwire = Scott Steiner Carlos Beltran = Shelton Benjamin Jackie Robinson = British Bulldog Roger Clemens = Undertaker

Ahh..Grimey..he helped the unofficial home of the JL anf WF become the Gund Arena.

bleh, XF9 owns The Alley. Don't deny it, Strangler. I always pictured K-Os having his own cereal. Like babred wire cheerios and shit.

I have watched friends play it a lot, but have never gotten behind the controller. The circle attack is badass though.

Some Montezuma's Revenge in a bottle. El Loco Hombre in a zoot suit tripping on Xstasy. Yes, you heard me right. I want Xstasy always lying down passed out from alcohol poisoning, and Loco tripping over him all of the time. And finally...Andy Dufresne's exact whereabouts. Need to get a jump on next tax season.

*3Ds you through a table, wins* Yeah, we need Neilsen for that shit.

MATLOCK!!! *heart explodes* I do also enjoy these old school threads about nothing. So when does the new SWF sitcom thread start?

SWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Toxxic (SWF World Heavyweight Champion) v. "The Franchise" Mak Francis -Mak is going to write like a madman. He gets his title. SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP Johnny Dangerous (SWF International Champion) v. Landon Maddix -We need to get some belts off W&D, so Maddix picks up the belt. MYSTERY MATCH ??? v. "Hollywood" Spike Jenkins -The Riddler wins. SWF WORLD CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP LADDER MATCH Wildchild (SWF World Cruiserweight Champion) v. "The Critic" Scott Pretzler -Wildchild SINGLES MATCH Lil' Buck v. Lord David -Buck, but David will impress if Andrea can't make it. Once he gets the hang of this place, he'll be fine. SWF HARDCORE CHAMPIONSHIP JJ Johnson v. Insane Luchadore -Go IL! Sweep the leg! RANKINGS MATCH "Urban Legend" Todd Cortez v. Ejiro Fasaki -Ejiro SWF INTERNATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP #1 CONTENDERSHIP Jay Hawke v. Manson -Manson. It's good to see Jay back, though. BAR ROOM BRAWL Arch Griffon v. Mohammed Koran -Win or lose, everyone will be able to see my match. IL, if you liked the last one I did, you'll love this one. This is just because I am a better writer now.

"Wow, it's President George Walker Bush, King!" exclaims the Longdogger. "What is he doing here?!" screams a frantic Suicide King. Koran picks a broken whiskey bottle up from the floor and starts to slowly advance it into Griffon's eyes. Archie does not have the strentgh left to power Koran off of him. The President, recently flying in on an American flag rocketpack, power walks into the bar carrying a 2X4. W swings, and... *CRACK* Bush breaks the 2X4 over the back of Koran's head! Muhammad goes down like a sack of potatoes. "Want some wood?" asks Bush before he tips his 72 gallon cowboy hat to Griffon and then flies out through the front door. ..I can see it now.

Back in the IGN age, we wore yellow onions on our belts. It was the style back then. We couldn't afford white onions, because of the second World's War. So we wore yellow onions, as that was the style back then! Yep, back in two thousand ock-ity..as the great Kaiser Rane took away the number one. We chased him up the hills one day, and tore the onion from his belt, as wearing yellow onions on your belt was the style in those days. *plays a handheld poker game whilst watching Matlock*

Wasn't IL once 150-160? I don't think its a big deal if a 140 pound man does a pumphandle do-hickey...I mean, I wrote Munich, a 260 pound brawler to a Springboard Shooting Star Press.