A Happy Medium

Happy Birthday. Drink to NOMAH coming back next season for the Cubbies.

The man you need to fight Vitali is one very big asshole of a person that will cause Vitali to bring out the dick inside of him...so he can fuck the asshole before the asshole in this case shits all over the boxing public..who are pussies. Basically, they need good versus bad. Big K takes Williams down in the 6th with a TKO.

Puder tags with Bob Barker vs. Kurt Angle and Pat Sejak Puder goes for a clothesline and knocks out Barker, costing them the match. Later, Puder and Bobby have a ***** brawl.

Maybe the front office was getting freaked out by his habits of gaining and losing weight every week.

Denver. I believe that the Chargers are going to take the division, then let Denver go into the dogfight and then miss out with a...10-5-1 record, because them tying just feels right for me. I would consider them being the best candidate for getting screwed, because they've been somewhat legitimate the entire year, while the Bills, Texans, and Cincinati got off to mediocre starts and what not.

GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOO!!!

Evo...still any chance I could get traded to the Quagmires?

Contact Hitting 6 Power Hitting 0 Defense 8 Strike Zone Judgment 6

How do I create a player?

I'm for the Guerreros.

You know....athletes these days are so in tune with their bodies that they know every single element entering their body. I guess the question is...would you believe that a fitness freak like Barry Bonds would not question this mystery "cream and clear" shit that he put into his body? He knew.

My guy should be a Quagmire. Also, if you can't beat em, join em.

Will these be expansion teams, or will Indy and NJ just move there? I love the Quahog idea especially. I suggest the logo being Quagmire's head, but rocking side to side. By the way, I'm getting tired with the Pride, I'd like to be leadoff guy somehwere else...preferably a good young team with potential. Any chance I can be moved without a trade?

How does Spring Training work again, Evo? Twenty points or something, right? My player is having a bit of trouble in the outfield.

Fable is good for a rental, even better to just borrow the game from a friend. It's a pretty short game, but a lot of fun. You can have devil horns and then throw fireballs at people. Thats reason enough to play.

Grew up a Bulls fan...am still a Bulls fan...but now am a Mavericks fan... Cannot pay attention to Golf at all... Always seem to watch Womens College Volleyball when it comes on TV... Am Also a White Sox and Cubs fan....which is inexcusable anyway you slice it.

You guys are just jealous because you don't live here. Dude....I've been in both Chicago and Texas...Dallas to be exact. They're not jealous, they're right. Heh. Also, Grossman was on his way to having a damned good year too. He had poise...Bears quarterbacks never have that trait. The only bright side is that when he tore up his knee, he still scored a fucking touchdown. If it werent for the injuries the Bears had this year, the Christmas game coming up at Soldier Field against the FudgePackers would've decided the division. I know one thing...this is not Lovie Smith's fault.

I want to see Boggs, Sandberg and Dawson elected very badly. Dawson was so damned underrated throughout his career...he was just two more good seasons away from 3000, and 500....still did have over 1500 RBIs in his career though. Sandberg and Boggs have been called HoF's since they retired. I'd be shocked if Ryno didn't make it in.

It's hard for me to argue with a person from another country who takes the time to actually research my history, but eh...I disagree with you on Adams and Jefferson. Well Jefferson did write the Declaration of Independence, but he did a lot of paraphrasing from popular philosophers of The Enlightenment. Jefferson wrote about life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness. This was based off of John Locke's theory that man deserves life, liberty, and the pursuit of property. Also, I am not familiar with his comments towards King Louis (?) but I do know that he was in France while the Constitutional Convetion took place. And the backtracking....well, I believe it was good idea for Jefferson to bite his tongue. After all, the crowning achievment of Jerfferson's administration was The Lousiana Purchase that doubled the size of the United States. If it had not been for their neutral relationship with France, Napoleon would've never allowed all that territory to go for only 15 million dollars. However, the trade embargo that he imposed before the War of 1812 on both France and England was stupid. It crippled the economy. Sad too, because his earlier work on the budget sawed the defecit in half during his first term in office. Adams...the only thing I think about with John is that he passed a document called the Alien and Sedition Act. This bill took away the freedom of press, and jailed anyone who spoke harshly of the administration. So uhm yeah, Adams was an asshole in my opinion for that move, taking away freedom of speech. Interesting thing about Jefferson and Adams. They were bitter rivals during their public lives, but then became best friends as they grew old.

Only if he has to share the spotlight with Apollo.... Political - Abraham Lincoln Non-Political - Ted Williams

Gotta keep this on the first page. BUMP.

This is a little bit like reading some types of philosophy. Two people stand at different points, argue for 5000 words, but then are too stubborn to admit any faults in what they say, and no one changes their mind for fear of feeling insecure or something...something hurting their rep. Something great about the internet...if you're wrong, who fucking gives a shit? There are people behind the text but then again, there is a 99% percent I will never meet any of you in real life. So everyone should relax...and Mike, if you're wrong, you're wrong...you are not a robot. I don't think your avatar matters much in the long run, pal. But I have to admit, this thread does blow. I hope I'm not the only one tired of this "Conservative vs. Liberal" and "United States vs. Canada" thing.

Notice the glazed-over expression of Dupree, along with the bruising and swelling....was a concussion also in the diagnosis after the incident? Yup, Holly's a tough guy alright. He could've ended the guy's career at what...20-21...all because of a fucking ticket that I'm sure Renee would've paid him back for in due time? It's a damned shame that this is the man who developed the penis suplex...what a waste of a moment on a douchebag.

why can't they have Holly pick a fight with Puder, Angle, Show...or someone who will next his jaw into the next county. Holly is an interesting man. His face should be next to the definition for bitterness. They should punich him by making him Sparky Plugg again...fuck it, give him a wig too.

Word of advice...never post this list in a livejournal, even as a joke. Had a girl make her own list saying how pretentious I was for posting that list. Shit, and I listen to more hardcore and other cores than she does...and she thinks its a personal attack on her. But yeah, the list is hit or miss.