A Happy Medium

Which makes it all the harder to swollow. If he had been offered more money and/or a better chance at the title, there would be some logical reasoning behind it. And they hurt their chances of ever getting their number retired. Pettite still has a chance, who knows. I personally think he more or less forfeited his shot at immortality in Monument Park, but hey, I'm sure a picture next to the train in Enr...errr Minute Maid Park is just as good That makes no sense... He left for GOOD REASONING. To go to a quasi-Decent team and to be with his Family (remember NYC is a long way from Houston where his family lives) and you shit on that... but if he left to go to L.A for a 6 Year $120 millon deal...you'd have no problem with that. That explains why you are a Yankee Fan. Amen to that.

I'll have to show the world my mug someday. By the way, your crazy pose looke like you just staring into the camera.

AMERICAN LEAGUE MVP: Nomar Garicaparra (BOS) Cy Young: Pedro Martinex (BOS) Rookie: Bobby Crosby (OAK) AL EAST STADINGS: 01. Boston Red Sox 02. New York Yankees 03. Toronto Blue Jays 04. Tampa Bay Devil Rays 05. Baltimore Orioles AL CENTRAL STANDINGS: 01. Kansas City Royals 02. Chicago White Sox 03. Minnesota Twins 04. Cleveland Indians 05. Detroit Tigers AL WEST STANDINGS: 01. Seattle Mariners 02. Oakland Athletics 03. Texas Rangers 04. Anaheim Angels NATIONAL LEAGUE MVP: Sammy Sosa (CHC) Cy Young: Mark Prior (CHC) Rookie: Ryan Wagner (CIN) NL EAST STANDINGS: 01. Philadelphia Phillies 02. Florida Marlins 03. Atlanta Braves 04. New York Mets 05. Montreal Expos NL CENTRAL STANDINGS: 01. Chicago Cubs 02. Houston Astros 03. St. Louis Cardinals 04. Cincinati Reds 05. Pittsbrugh Pirates 06. Milwaukee Brewers NL WEST STANDINGS: 01. San Fransisco Giants 02. Arizona Diamoundbacks 03. San Diego Padres 04. Los Angeles Dodgers 05. Colorado Rockies PLAYOFFS Cubs vs. Astros Giants vs. Marlins Cubs vs. Giants Red Sox vs. Royals Yankees vs. Mariners Red Sox vs. Yankees WORLD SERIES Cubs vs. Red Sox (gonna be a week long party no matter what)

That was fun. It was the only JL card I ever had a hand in booking. It was an AIM chat. Sarah, Jay, me...and Storm or someone, I forget. One thing led to another, and Brimmy pissed us off or something, so we booked him in a hogpen match. It was cute, a bit harsh, but cute. So I believe things went on fine for a day or two, then all hell broke loose around me. For a few hours, the board was armageddon. Sarah and JD, or maybe just Sarah, wrote a promo where all three of us went to some military place where Brimstone trained. The goofy part was that everyone was a flaming homosexual. I remember Sarah writing about us seeing one man fellate another and then saying, "then we bolt". This happened about three or four times, I believe. I didn't know anything about this promo, so I was all, "ahh shit", since IGNWF canon at the time stated that he would be able to return fire, and he did...by being very violent. All three of us were hanging out like the Joker, Penguin, and Catwoman, bragging about what we did to Brimstone. Then Brimmy ambushes us and flat out kills us, I believe glass and blunt objects were used in our beatdown. It was a classy beatdown, though. And that was that. That's the story, pretty much. The old memory is a bit foggy, but it's how I remember it.

I call dibs on being the guy everyone knows off but doesnt know.

I support anything that hurts the Yankees. So when A-Rod goes down for the rest of the year with a ruptured testicle, drinks are on me.

This is just too bad. I as really looking forward to seeing Maddux teaching Prior, Wood, Zambrano, and Clement the ways of the Samurai...or the outside corner. Cubs needed Maddux for good karma. Cubs and Red Sox both feel the wrath of George in a 24 hour period. Burn, Yankees. Burn.

Saddam: Dude, where's the roach clip? Saddam Loyalist: It's out in my car... Saddam: Silence!! *Saddam feeds loyalist to his Iran, his retarded Tiger* This whole thing is going to wind up on SNL sooner or later...it's funny to think of Saddam as a spaced out druggie.

ootp baseball? Free downloads there?

He seems like a nice guy...I respect the fact that he grew up a wrestling fan and just isnt doing this to pill the bills.

I kinda like "Here Comes The Pain!" Reminds me of Carlito's Way. Christian needs to bring back the five second pose for his peeps.

After a quick look at IMDB, yeah, that's Tag. I guess they needed a real actor to play Jim Craig. Many lines?

Was it better than the original Mighty Ducks? Because that movie still gives me chills in the last game.

Nah, actually it was done on episode #456 of the Simpsons, the one where Homer has his gaul bladder removed and then tries out for the Olympics in the hammerthrow competition. Simpsons did that joke first, even before that last guy. Billy Connolly owns. A very funny man, and I can't wait for All Saints Day.

Can't we just say don't trust anyone under 15? Don't know what else to say except this generation has some major problems.

"My friend who thinks he's all artsy-fartsy and deep has "Bittersweet Symphony."" Asshole, that's mine! You're just jealous. Anyways, I use Bittersweet and sometimes "Limelight" by Rush.

(Y)....if you can't sing, hum.

Sick...coughing has acted up recently. May or may not be due to make smoking habits.

Yayhoo, new French jokes! Should we start calling them Visorians?

Rex Grossman is the Bears QB. Best Bears QB I've ever seen, which isn't saying much, but he looks like the best they've had in twenty years. They have Chris Chandler backing him right now, unless he retires. They could really use a backup in Denver, though.

I need to find that man and share a bottle of vodka with him.

You've still got Arturo Gatti. Boxing isn't that boring.

Also, since when did Raw get all HARDKORE~! and shit? He's butchering classic Mick Foley promos and telling everyone to bring on the pain. I guess he's cracking.

I'm with Czech and Mighty D with the whole vocabulary thing. I use big words in speech from time to time, but the key is once again not to say them in every damned sentence. If this were real, Raw, I'm surprised that you havent had a update saying that Natalie bit your tongue off after hearing your ramblings about modus operandi's and *grabs a thesaurus* excremental wanderings in delusion....and pulsating phallises!! That last sentence didn't make much sense...but I used big words, see!! [Office Space] I'm a good writer!! I have creative writing skills!! What is the matter with you people!! [/Office Space]

heh. heh. heh. What a badass...