A Happy Medium

Oh yeah, I was thinking about catching it. Too bad...

That's true...but since Adam was a millionaire, how in the fuck can he be an average joe? Bad planning by NBC, and I swear, these executives and creative fuckwads should be lined up and shot in a way that only George Carlin can describe on an HBO special. When the average joe isn't the average joe..what the hell are you feeding the masses...that you can only get the girl with money and/or looks? But as for the pretty guy still living with his parents....bwahahaha! How old is he again?

Wasn't the average guy also a millionaire or something?

Eh, but back in 2000, Henry was semi entertaining..albeit in a sick way, with his affair with Mae Young. They could've kept that whole thing around for the RTC angle. You have the RTC come to the ring, surround Mae, and call out Mark Henry. The Sexual Chocolate Black Bear (just had a visual of Conan's masturbating bear) comes out and gets on the mic and looks at Stevie, who stands just in front of Mae, blocking her. Mark: I...like...old...white...women!!! WRAR! *BAR KLAW~! on Stevie Richards, and he then grabs Mae and lumbers away from the ring.*

You know what's sad, a prejudiced and stereotypical white southern play by play guy would be the most interesting thing on RAW in a long time. Well, there already was necrophilia.

Heh, Mark Henry being a bear. I want to see him growl, take out his arm, swipe, and just bear claw someone across the face...then look disinterested and walk away. Henry: WRAR! *clubs Booker T to the side, groans then walks away*

Yeah, apparently the idea for straight edge is no promiscuous sex. So I guess CM forgot to read about that part in the pamphlet right after high school.

Apparently, Vlad doesn't want to be an Oriole..because there aren't any other Dominicans on the team or something. I know how Kirk Hinrich feels now.

I was up in Chicago during the summer and when i was there, my old hometown was all over the news for a huge drug bust that involved like helicopters and tanks. It was called "Operation Killer Crack". I found the name quite funny.

In that case, a razor doesn't touch my face until Friday morning.

I've actually had a full semester goatee. It's getting kinda long now. But yeah, I'm in...it's something.

I got a haircut back like late March-early April, and it was pretty fucking short, like I couldn't do much with it at all. Hasn't been touched since then, and it's like at my shoulders pretty much...can't see my eyes or ears most of the time too. So yeah, it's kinda long, whips around in the wind pretty nicely.

A Kubrick influenced folder subtitle sounds badass. Great idea, says I.

Trish looks like she can take the chrome off of a hitch in that picture...but I still respect her athletic ability. What were they doing there, anyway? Playing HCTP?

They should just run a segment where A-Train and Benoit run into each other in the back, and instead of A-Train going all hungry hungry hippo on Chris, he could cut a serious promo where he puts Benoit over and tells him that he may be his enemy, but he's so good that he can beat his good friend, and he will someday soon. Also, what does everyone think about Benoit holding the show hostage next week until he can get a rematch for the title? I mean, this match has to happen again, and the Rumble is the perfect time for it.

Eh, I don't think it's emo. Well, emo around these parts, is simply tight black t-shirt (optional on the black) and tight faded jeans. Really, it's preps that decide to be "hardcore" one day. I don't consider it emo, because I don't think 260 pound guys drinking beer and hitting a 16" clincher is feminine.

Wow, a wearable wrestling shirt. Maybe I'll get it for Christmas. And sure, it may be white, but the black sleeves make up for it, and softball shirts own anyway.

Rumor has it that The Cubs are taking a look at bringing in Ivan, but he may be too expensive for them. I say that they need another bat in the lineup, and I say who better to pick up than someone who pwned you in the NLCS. I think he'll wind up with the Mets somehow...and we'll laugh when he sits on the bench with injuries. So how about that A-Rod/Nomar/Manny deal? The way it looks, I can see the Rangers winning on it, by having the Sox pick up Manny's contract, and then getting prospects from whoever gets Nomar, which could be Anahiem or LA.

I'm not a good fantasy booker, so why can't we just do it right this time and have Benoit chase Brock until WM, and then throw in Cena along the way, maybe have him do something in the main event. I'd like the Wrestlemania match to be a Last Man Standing match, so they could then build the feud around Benoit always coming back from beatdowns and maybe a knee injury here or there. Hell, have him almost lose the LMS by being slow on getting to his feet. You don't have to worry about the crowd not responding, it's Madison Square Garden, and unless they "burn out" the crowd with The Rock vs. Stone Cold MMXIX, it could work very well. They aren't going to make boatloads of money anytime soon, so they might as well give out a match that could define a generation. Eh..

Woohoo! Go Dallas!! Actually, I think this isn't so much the people as it is the shitty police department, who in hte last few years had a fake drug scandal involving drywall being mistaken for coke. The thing with Dallas is to stay the fuck away from Oak Cliff. However, I do wonder if they also consider Fort Worth as part of Dallas, as they also have some fucked up parts, like you can see coyotes on the streets. But yeah, I need to go to California, and then start picking fights in Mission Viejo..something about that place just screams pussies.

I think they mocked it with the "Big Tobacco" company. Also, nice gorilla press from Pinkie.

Dubble post...

Good times. Good times. I especially dug the part where Cartman was trying to trap Kyle in his room by nailing his door shut. It was just too bad that the door opened anyway.

Yeah. Michaels turned into Miiles, and Goldberg somehow became Smaffles. Makes me want a waffle for some odd reason.

Maybe delayed because of the Thanksgiving Holiday...or everyone got bombed at the Neilsen corporate headquarters and are still moving around and a sluggish pace. I'll be safe and say 3.5