A Happy Medium

"Orlando Jordan v. some Nazi jobber guy" BERLYN!!

Word. Who really cares. Sucks that Ozzy was abused as a child, because that's just sad to hear. As for Sharon fucking Randy Rhoades...doesn't surprise me. It's rock and roll..or something.

No fucking way....man, fuck this. He gets the foreign hottie, while I can't even get the sloppy seconds of a acne ridden, braces wearing ice cream shop working douche bag. Anyway. Congrats on pulling off the movie, or at least making us believe it.

Chicago - Wishin You Were Here Cheap Trick - I Want You To Want Me Bouncing Souls - Hopeless Romantic The Cure - Pictures of You

Wow..two hours. Anyways, I'm trying to draw a connection between Axl Rose and Teddy Hart. Both of them have talent somewhere to be great, and have both impressed with debuts, but then piss on everyone afterwards and overstay their welcome, and are then ridiculed severely by peers and fans alike. I'm trying to think of someone for The Beatles and At The Drive In. Andrew WK/John Cena...neither are especially talented in their crafts, but still have enough charisma and presence to make you take notice, and both are entertaining and have connections with the crowd. EDIT: Well, there goes my Cena comparison.

Eh, it's all downhill from here. I miss babyface Jericho already. Next week, we'll see a video tape involving ass cream and two naked men at a hotel. I'd rather they have Jericho redeem himself old school, but that would make people happy or whatever. They also stole a bit from Trading Places in this angle, as well.

I have a soft spot in my heart for evangelists lik Bob Tildon or whoever..fun times. Oh well.

Have Jericho and Rey ever had a match in WWE? I remember them having a couple of fights in passing last Summer on Smackdown, but other than that, nothing. If it's a real match, I'm so watching that show...or maybe just Tivo-ing it.

I just saw that my own mother bought four for my little cousins for Christmas, I was like "What the fuck are these?" She was all, "meh." Man, these kids growing up right now are going to be so much more fucked up than I was with my Power Rangers and Ninja Turtles.

You mean Tales from the Crypt movie with Dennis Miller?

I give you Daniel Stern over Artie Lange, other one is debatable to me..but pick a Wayens over one of the best movie scumbags in the last ten years? Nah.. ...but Blank Man was the shit.

I remember tearing up for Old Yeller back in the day. Then, I was watching Donnie Darko and "Mad World" started playing....cried and I still don't know why. A bunch of pussies, we are.

The Jazz are owning because of a decent little point guard named Carlos and then top it off with a new fantasy God in Andrei Kiril-fucking-enko, 17-7-2-2. Is it too early to put a vairation of "fuck" in his long last name?

I guess the question with Dinsmore is, what if they brought him into Smackdown, with him claiming he's the best technical wrestler in the world today? Of course, this would start into a feud with Benoit, but not before they build Dinsmore up with a few big wins and beatdowns on others. Would people around here be openminded to Benoit apparently having **** matches with a rookie? RVD is so jobbing to Dandy Randy.

MVP of the year: Chris Jericho Match of the year: Angle/Benoit RR03 Raw wrestler of the year: Chris Jericho Smackdown wrestler of the year: Brock Lesnar Rookie of the year: Rob Conway Tag team of the year: WGTT Feud of the year: Triple H/Goldberg PPV of the year: WMXIX Storyline of the year: Chris and Trish sitting in a tree...k-i-s-s-i-n-g! Announcer of the year: Michael Cole

The Mars Volta - Inertiatic Esp

I consider Kim a closer due to all of the games he has blown in the ninth inning over the past few seasons. I don't think Schilling is over the hill. I remember when the D-Backs picked him up, and he was over the hill back then. He's going to win at least 15 if he gets run support. It's a good pickup, and gets the Sox a step closer to the Series. Yankees may be fucked if Andy goes to Houston.

Man, I've been in Dallas for four fucking years now. I miss Eagleman! Also, I remember when they got rid of Menards Man, but I'm not sure if the corny getaway went away with him. "Save big money at Menards!!"

Yes, the Phillies would love another closer....to go along with Billy Wagner. Theo better go drinking with the GM over there if he plans on getting Polanco.

Yep, that's a lot like me when I think of it. I'm one witty son of a bitch...but also nervous too much.

I'm a Gemini, and I'm a pretty honest guy. Like tonight I was at UNT to go pick up some dvds at a buddy's dorm. Anyway, earlier on we decided that we would split a gram of hydro. Well, the idea for me was to just hold onto it, and try to not have to split it with him since I was feeling greeeeedy. However, he asked about, and I happily shared with him, because I'm a nice guy..and so not a two faced liar. Also ran into a girl on campus I was good friends with last year in high school, and she smokes. Yay. Reminds me that I had a good night tonight. But yeah, I'm not a liar.

I dabbled in drumming back in Junior High, but didn't go very far. And also, not to be a dick or nothing...but I swear that every kid who was in the drumline back in school was a complete douchebag. They had this stupid mindset like they were going through tougher training and practicing than Navy SEALS.

Joe Piscopo owned in Sidekicks, and no one can deny that...wait, yes they can..but still, I dug it. Sad. I was just doing random movie searches on imdb, and I ran into Ladybugs. RIP

Yeah, the Blink album isn't bad...the single is a bit old to me...but then again I've been playing Madden 2004 forever. Robert Smith kicks ass.

Yeah, the Blink album isn't bad...the single is a bit old to me...but then again I've been playing Madden 2004 forever. Robert Smith kicks ass.