A Happy Medium

Evolution makes Dames scream! While Triple H eats ice cream!

Evolution answers the call of duty! For they are no fruity booties!

Evolution gargles green Listerine! Swoosh for thirty then let it seep! Evolution watches a plasma tv! They laugh at Steve-O drinking pee!

Yeah, I finally saw it from beginning to end last winter, and it was pretty badass..a good movie to watch with friends. It was funny when a friend came back into the room, and was all "what's going on?" while Billy Boy's gang is trying to do the old in and out with a random blond. Me: "Oh, not much at all. Stuff you see on Three's Company." I need to read the book, though.

You need a phone number, and beer....or vodka..that's what them Russkies drink. Yeah, dude. The whole thing is looking kinda lame. Also, don't rehearse what you're going to say to her, as odds are you will talk so fast that she cannot understand you, and nothing is worse than trying to say something witty, and being asked "what?".

Parcells looks like Matlock from that angle.

Either I'll be stuck in Florida with family, watching the festivities in Times Square while drinking non alcoholic crap, or I'll latch on with some friends, go downtown somewhere, smoke a lot of turkish royals and/or weed, and hopefully wake up the next morning with a hangover and an STD...but not a viral one..that would suck.

I watched the show tonight, and Alec Baldwin made the difference. The zing skit had my in stitches. The weekend update was boss, too. Good deal.

The Sixers won tonight. Duncan fucked up his ankle, and there's like a young dude from Haiti who is a good shot blocker. Hope he's a free agent in my league.

The Sixers won tonight. Duncan fucked up his ankle, and there's like a young dude from Haiti who is a good shot blocker. Hope he's a free agent in my league.

Trish does have that pornstar look to her. I wonder what she looks like without makeup. If she looks like completely different, then I'll say that she really has the pornstar look down. BTW, add Jazz to the list of Divas that are natural, unless someone can tell me something I don't know.

the emo/hardcore kids piss me off quite a bit. The tight shirts, faded jeans, dyed black mops on their heads, and they're act of being "deep" when they were a preppy jock two months prior. They also have their own narrow view of which movies are good. Won't matter when everyone is 30, of course.

Good pickup for the Jags. Leftwich needs targets and if they stick with him, I think he could have a much better second half.

The Coors Light commercials reek of "Hands Across America" which is why I love them so much. The way the dude makes his voice go off the charts in the second commercial is badass. "Mr. Fake Toupe (sp?) WEARAH!"

I really dug the Nine Inch Nails concert they showed that wound being a dvd.

I agree. This is like a board foul or something. I worship this show, especially the early days.

The Code thing is crappy...because I already gave out one, to the person who gave me her's, so she could hook someone else up. Maybe I'll get another later.

I'm going to watch for Conway. I just like the way he is in the ring. And his eyebrows are kept well. And that's what WWE's all about.

The should just have it be his little midget friend. Then, randomly during backstage segments of RAW, you could see them Safety Dancing in the background. I'd watch that.

My livejournal is not that bad. I don't update enough, but my layout is alrite..pretty much all black, but it's cool.

London and Spanky kick ass, and they sorta seem to have a connection with the crowd...at least Spanky. Kanyon has been the shit since he's come back. They really need him to get on Smackdown.

Briscoe: "...Mis-ter Mac-Man.." Reminds me of that RAW back in 2000 where Rocky was destroying DX all night, and Briscoe was trying to warn X-Pac before Rock beat his ass down. Briscoe: "X-Pack! X-Pack! The Rock has gone nuts! X-Pac: What?

I think Jose Rijo had Tommy John's done...but he's gone for good. Wood is back and better than he was before, but he was 21 when he had the surgery, so... speaking of minor league deals, maybe the Cubs should look into rehabing him like they did Wood.

it's just sad how they payd Dean Palmer liked 8 million last year and he only had like 20 abs.

I just finished a season with the Old School Taker, and I'm wondering....who should I do a season with next? I'm leaning towards Hardy, but I don't know..