A Happy Medium

1. Bouncing Souls - "True Believers" 2. Brand New - "Jude Law and a Semester Abroad" 3. Chicago - "25 or 6 to 4" 4. The Who - "Eminence Front" 5. At The Drive In - "A Devil Amongst the Tailors" 6. Billy Joel - "We Didn't Start The Fire" 7. Catch 22 - "This One Goes Out To.." 8. The Cult - "She Sells Sanctuary" 9. Rx Bandits - "Infection" 10. The Doobie Brothers - "China Grove" 11. FischerSpooner - "Emerge" 12. Paul Van Dyk - "Binary Finary" 13. Prodigy - "Naravan" 14. Reel Big Fish - "Beer" 15. In Flames - "Only For The Weak" 16. Circle Jerks - "Making The Bombs" 17. Underoath - "Angel Below" 18. Mindless Self Indulgence - "Faggot"

You know, I was actually in Special Ed until fourth grade, I shit you not. ..This is some funny shit...because I was always the one in class watching this shit go down.

*Steiner carrying Test over his shoulder, backstage during RAW. Test sees a waterfountain.* Test: Hey bitch! Stop and get me a drink of water! I'm thirsty!! Steiner: Here's ya watah!! *Scott drops Test fact first on the fountain.* Uhm yeah...so fuck Shane and the foot breaking horse he rode in on...which coincidentally, was put down after Shane dropped a crate on it's leg.

Rico, you're from DFW? Anyway, bleh...how many McMahon's have been on PPV posters lately?

For Benoit, five words: Top Rope Powerbomb of Death.

Speaking of Smackdown 1's season mode...remember when at the beginning of the show u would have a full heart meter, but suddenly at the end, u uhm..were almost dead? I mean, what was going on..did I miss the cutscene of my character walking around the backstage corridor sniffing a bottle of glue? "Munich looks to be doing some major damage to his central nervous system."

Survivor Series is in town in a couple of months, but I'm too depressed with WWE right now...so I don't think I want to spend a shitload of money for a show that'll be really crappy, and may involve HHH taking back his belt.

I didn't really have time to weigh in on this last night, heard the end of the game on the radio..rocked out hard when I heard that Lofton scored. If they win tonight with Clement, I think it's pretty much over, since the Marlins would then have to take on Prior and Wood at Wrigley in two straight games like Bosstone said. But if the Marlins do lose today, but then beat those two, they deserve to be in the World Series.

I would hate to hear her shrieks at the end of that scene... BTW, Bill Simmons wrote the skit with the audience members as Fred Savage and Jimmy Kimmel.

I'd like to see Bob Hoskins as Gordon. He has a Gotham feel to him, I guess.

Oh yeah, Wincott was the bad guy in The Crow... I'm not sure that Quaid would make a good Commish, I mean, unless he plays it well, he'll look too badass and take away some of Bale's spotlight. Honestly.

Brock Lesnar Eddy Guerrero Rob Van Dam Chris Jericho John Cena Kurt Angle Chris Benoit Matt Hardy Shelton Benjamin Christian

She tried to sell one of the dumbest ideas and storylines ever...while sitting right next to Quentin Tarantino. She didn't come off too great.

Edge is SO emo.

North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes Dirk and the Douche Bags They Made Me Do It Bukkake Blimp (I have no fucking clue..)

Kane should've no sold everything, smiled, maybe punched out a considered and shocked Austin or Bischoff..then taken the ambulance for a spin. Serious voice that one, JR! Lets count up all of the attempted murders in the last few years.. WM XV, where UT hanged Bossman.

Corruption of Blood My Asian-Mormon Ex Boyrfriend Forrest The Wananas Erie Sanitation Department Colourific Mist The Tom Thumb Kids David's Gnome Polaroid Hexagon 3 Inept Guards ..k, the last like five i just made up now..and I know they suck.

Hogan vs. McMahon...worst payoff ever to one of the worst feuds in a long time...

Heh, the peeps are partying at Turner and at Wrigley...cool seeing the players party with a few thousand people in Atlanta. Red Sox/Yankees should be fun to watch, because I really see Boston taking it tomorrow. Pedro pitching?

The Cubs have never played in the LCS before- so how can they go back to it? They played in the LCS in at least 84 and 89...im not a historian, just a fan.

Heh, I think the Cubs now have a fucking great shot at the World Series. First series win since they won the World Series. And the crowd was nearly 50/50, with the Braves fans looking like shit once again. BTW, I think he's great and all, but Karros gives me a Bill Buckner vibe...no offense to BoSox fans and all... but yeah.

How about Paul Walker and Denise Richards in Tammy and the T-Rex? Also, Virtuosity is good, harmless, violent fun.

Does it strike anyone else as interesting that the guys who are producing most for the Cubs offensively were from the Pirates? And I mark for the Chicago Chop.

I saw twenty minutes of it. Loved it. Long story on why I only saw twenty minutes of it. Doesn't matter tho, since I'm going to go catch it for real tomorrow prolly. Oh and see Thirteen. It's pretty fucking good. It's like Kids but with much more taste and heart...and has more of a story than "kids get drunk and high, fuck, and then get aids".

He should consider dropping the dumbells and taking some yoga and then do some running.