A Happy Medium

I don't really hate the guy as much as I laugh at his "look at me! Don't look at him!!" presence. I started to really get annoyed with him right after WM, when he showed that he sucked ass and couldn't move if his life depended on it.

How is Smoltz right now? If he isn't banged up, I could see him go five or six. EDIT: Hey, 1500. Alright.

I believe the name you are looking for is Jim Riggleman. The break Prior had when he was on the DL may wind up being a very good thing for him, since he may have more gas in the tank than most when fully rested.

Remember when Wendell tried to make the Superman comeback from a fake injury? That so ruled.

Spanky- "The Safety Dance" by Men Without Hats Teddy Long and his gang- "Regulators" by Warren G Kurt Angle- "Lunatic Fringe" by Red Rider Matt Hardy- "One Armed Scissor" by At The Drive In Lance Storm (if he goes back to Anti-US guy)- "Die For Your Government" by Anti Flag Eddie Guerrero- "El Camino" by The Gipsy Kings Stevie Richards- "I Wanna Be Sedated" by The Ramones

Clement is going on a week's rest for tomorrow's game, as opposed to Ortiz who just pitched Tuesday, which is still four days rest. Should be another good one tomorrow. By the way, I don't think Prior is going to pull a Kerry and blow out his arm next spring. Mark has a much less stressful motion in his pitches than Wood did when he was starting out. He seems to take much better care of himself than the then 21 year old Wood.

I'm gonna lean towards Bobo stalking Molly since she was 13.

Great, now I've got that stuck in my head. Ugh. Might as well make it worse. A-Train and Ron Jeremy simultanteously banging a chick... In the movie they'd also need their own detective agency...or bowling alley.

Why don't Steiner and Test just become tag team womanizing bastards who force Stacy to come along for the whole trip. It would be kinda ironic if they win the tag titles, with Stacy in their corner, reluctant to be associated with the misogynists..when she was the one who put them both together.

It would've been nice to see Coach challenge Jim to a sit up contest. But then you would have Austin giving JR a boost from under the ring or something.

Billy Joel - "Piano Man"

Speaking of concussions to QBs and whatever..something that has always bothered me is the continued verbal fellatio that that Dallas O-Line got in the very late 90s. I mean, oh yeah, they're so great...but Troy Aikman keeps getting his head slammed into the turf. Blah. And that bitch be trippin.

The sad thing about the match was that Coach was carrying it, I think. He sold that retarded stuner like a man.

Well the Cubs did go to playoffs in atleast 84, 89, and 98..but meh. I was freaking out when Chipper grounded into the fielders choice that scored a run. I mean, he was out. Steve Lyons is a jackass.

Go Cubs!! First playoff road victory since 1945!! Joe Borowski drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.

***3/4 I'd give it. That may be a bit generous, but that's what I think of it. Plus, the Chicago crowd ate it up, which I think helped RVD and Christian perform at a higher rate than normal. RVD is very freaking over..at least in Chicago.

its like a person with an upside down face..its hard not to notice.

The old school WM shirt is pretty badass..cant deny that. Wouldn't touch the Angle shirt. The baby blue is just fugly.

Since they seem to have used their imagination with Rey, maybe there will be other moves you can do in the Elimination Chamber. Maybe we'll see Kidman come off with a shooting star press, or a senton bomb. Love to see the murder death kill powerbomb from the box..it'd be crazy.

American League Boston Red Sox (5) vs. Oakland Athletics Minnesota Twins vs. New York Yankees (4) Boston Red Sox (7) vs. New York Yankees National League Atlanta Braves vs. Chicago Cubs (5) Florida Marlins (5) vs. San Fransisco Giants Florida Marlins vs. Chicago Cubs (6) World Series Chicago Cubs vs. Boston Red Sox (6) <---it's their year, and the Cubs are on the rise, fo real

I hate being in Dallas...but fuckin' a the Cubs are the NL Central Champs for the first time since I was four!! They clinch the title the same day Mark Grace announces his retirement. Go Cubs! And this time, I think they have a good shot against the Braves...they just need to rest the starters for Tuesday, then go with Wood and Prior in Atlanta...or maybe Wood and Clement, then save Prior for Game 3, just in case they need a boost. Time to crack open an Old Style, baby!

Gigli (2003)--> Prod./Adv. budget - 74 million -- gross - 6 million Maid in Manhattan (2002)--> budget - 88 million -- gross- 93 million Enough (2002)--> budget - 68 million -- gross - 40 million Angel Eyes (2001)--> budget - 53 million w/out adver. -- gross - 24 million Wedding Planner, The (2001)--> budget - 55 million -- gross - 60 million Cell, The (2000)--> budget - 57 million w/out adver. -- gross - 61 million Out of Sight (1998)--> no budget information J'lo has a +/- of -111 million dollars in the past five years in movies in which she has starred, which I'm guessing is supposed to be her prime in the public eye, because we can already see her winding down. Now, is this as accurate as you can get on this subject? Of course not. However, I believe it is quite apparent that for how much you see of Jennifer Lopez on TV and magazine covers, she doesn't back it up at the box office. Also, odds are the numbers are even worse if you can find a way to add in the advertising budgets. Triple threat my left nut.

Ric Flair

fuck... Kevin Nash

I know what you mean. I'm guessing they spent a lot of money on her bloated salary and imported water.