A Happy Medium

Pain Train, baby!! WHOOO!! Anyone else seen the Terry Tate movies, not just the commercials?

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I think Scotty took a top rope DDT to end it. And Scotty had his ankle "broken" by Angle back after WM in 2001 to heal the neck. he came back about six months later, and drifted until he started teaming with Albert on Smackdown. Then I think the neck became too bad to work with anymore, so he went in for surgery about May last year, and Albert turned on him. Anyway, it's good to have him back.

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we should start e-mailing this story to some authorities to try to get some laws changed in states...or send the story to some major newspapers and see if they care to pick up the story. Remember when they reprogrammed Alex in A Clockwork Orange? This kinda reminds me of it.

The soundtrack isnt too bad. Thrice is on there, and they're one of my favorite bands. Their new album owns, btw. Im starting up with the Chargers now..since they have a nucleus already intact with Brees, Tomlinson, and Boston..but the defense is quite old.

Ok, that was a very fucked up few minutes of my life. These people are cruel and bad parenting is given another out. And I thought Jamaica was a fun happy place too.

The Gipsy Kings? What, is Blender pissed that their songs are in Spanish? Anyway, that's a pretty sad list..that I'll forget about ten seconds after this is posted.

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Oh..but the Lions...are the Lions...

lol..I wish McMahon would practice what he preaches and be an evil Irishman who hates the United States because it's nothing like Ireland...and he be buds with La Resistance.. Well, heels are friends with heels.

lol..Im just taking stuf from when I was watching an mtv special on two hit wonders..may show how accurate they are.

Why would Xavier be cutting promos on a message board? This is a kayfabe deal, right?

"The Brock Lesnar vs. Vince McMahon cage match scored a very disappointing 3.4 quarter-hour rating. Although the show was preempted in the New York market, the rating is still considered a HUGE disappointment considering the company was actually considering this match as the Smackdown brand's main event for Summer Slam." This would put asses in the seats how?

Fine Young Cannibals? Didnt Harvey Danger have that song from 200 Cigarettes? Forget the name of it.

Hey, did u guys see that they showed the ***** of death? Triple H gasping for breath is funny. I know that was cold..sue me.

Next week on RAW...Christian spills coffee Kane....but then grabs a damp and dry napkin and cleans kane right up, and they share a heelish laugh. Goldust/Christian is the most logical way to go, of course. Goldust is over and can get *** out of Christian if he plays the face in the peril the whole match, and Christian limits his restholds..plus u would have Storm firmly in Goldie's corner, giving him advice on Christian, since they have history in The UnAmericans. Oh, and since they seem to be trying to turn Storm face, shouldnt they have him repent on his crimes against the US? Like you know the whole flag burning thing? Sure it may be a bad idea, but it could maybe gain more heat for him and La Frenchies if they then come out during his apology, make a couple evil french remarks and offer him a spot in their anti American faction, but then have Storm attack them, get beat down, and have Goldust save. But then have Christian come out of nowhere and attack Goldie in turn since Lance knocked The UnAmericans. I just figure that could help him turn into a face if the crowd trusts him, ya know...now just dont have him come out the next week waving the flag..the fans would shit all over it. So yeah, Goldust would be a good choice.

Or maybe they can do a parody from American Pie too, as The Rock chases down Stiffler, they wind up in the sumer house of two coeds. Stiffler of course, finds a dildo, and then hilarity ensues. Girl #2: Oh no we dont. You first. We wanna see a handjob. *zip* Rock: Oh hell no. The Rock may love the poontang pie, but he's stears clear of the strudel!

I like this match actually...you got three world class workers and a guy who can keep up and add some power. It'd be cool if Tajiri did a reverse tarantula on Benoit and then Rhyno came in for the gore, yeah. Maybe we'll see Rhyno and Eddy work together in the match too..main event spinebuster on Tajiri, right into Eddy's hilo. Or maybe we'll see a roundhouse to the face into a bridging German if its elimination from Tajiri and Benoit.

I want to see evil Walken's evil office have an evil cowbell on the mantle near the evil fireplace. I too agree that Rock needs to use guns. Of course, what if he uses tear gas on the enemies and is all "You smell what I'm cooking?"

Yeah, the AI seems much better this year around. I have found out a few things...the Cowboys are only a few impact players away from a fucking great team. I picked them and I did some pretty good wheeling and dealing..got a lot of cap room, improved, got younger, etc. Also, Chad Hutchinson is good with Parcells (Dallas Coach), or he's just good period. I made the Cowboys attack nothing but passing and he wound up improving by like ten points my first season, and throwing 28 in the season (third in nfl)...did pretty damn good in training camp with him. Oh, and I traded Larry Allen away and after dropping Coakley, I picked up this freak of a linebacker, Urlacher type freak with the first pick. Ironically, he was from New Mexico and looked to have played Safety in college. Owners Mode is fun...not sure if im going to make a new stadium or keep that ugly Texas Stadium...

I may go see it. I havent seen Scorpion King and probably wont since I like my wrestlers in the ring usually. Oh and when it came out I was getting tired of The Mummy movies. If Walken gets a big enough part and enough lines, he may just be able to carry this one while Stiffler and Rock do the buddy cop movie stuff.

The one thing I really got a kikc out of on RAW was Nash telling Jericho that short hair is money. Swingers = Ratings

Yeah, I got the game yesterday afternoon, and have been playing it like mad ever since...Vick is very hit or miss. You'll throw three interceptions, but then have an espy award candidate..or maybe I just suck. Jerome Bettis pisses me off so much in the game, he just punishes you on the ground. Oh, and the Bears are not very stable financially...forty million in the hole to start, since u know the new stadium is there... What does everyone think about the back-loaded contracts?

I hope he can come back from the injury, have a few music videos dedicated to his rehab, get the sympathy babyface heat, and then come back, win the Royal Rumble or something, and finally reach the top. If it is career ending...fuck, dont know what to say about that. He's been a favorite of mine since I started watching wcw in 96.