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Boo. I was expecting Bret Hart. In fact, from now on, for every surprise challenger or GM, I will automatically assume it's going to be Bret Hart.

HHH's forehead is reaching Dusty levels of repulsion. Or some other word that would make sense there.

Bret Fucking Hart!

For Kurt's next cheap heat tactic, he'll punt puppies off the stage after setting the American flag on fire.

Chris Masters, WWE Champ. Hoo boy.

Kurt is the new Kane.

Carlito is showing more offense in this match than he has since being drafted to RAW.

Vince answers the call.

Yeah, the audio for the I Quit match is delayed by about a second. The commentary seems in synch, but the thuds, slams, chairshots and other sounds from the actual match are off. I watched the doc yesterday and some of the matches. Bret pointing how he looked in the pre-WM12 video package was funny stuff. As was calling Shawn a little bastard. Was anyone else hoping that Rockers/HF match would run about 10 minutes longer? I was loving it.

In Jameson's office, Robbie says that 'Eddie' has been trying to get photos of Spider-Man for weeks, with no success. Everyone just assumed he meant Brock. I did.

Maybe the button is what's keeping the Others from snatching up the original survivors. They seemed to grab the tail enders with ease (going by the preview for next week's show). Why intercept the raft when they just as easily could've grabbed Walt like they did the tail enders?

Where were you in '88? Edit: Nevermind. Looked up your B-day in 87. Still you were at least ALIVE when they won it.

You had your chance. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> That doesn't count. Dusty was managing that team.

Enough with teams breaking long droughts. Unless it's my team, natch.

The charisma just oozes from Selig, don't it?

He looked safe. Congrats to the Sox.

So who gets MVP?

Poor Lidge.

The Stros got a break there. I thought for sure he was out at the plate. Edit: On second thought, the replay showed Burke got in there.

And the overselling can't forget that. Though, I actually like Rock's overselling compared to Shawn's.

I don't understand what the vote for, really, but I don't get the massive love Family Guy gets. I absolutely loathe this show now.

LaRussa really should've asked for help from the other umps on that.

Ratings jokes aside, I've never seen a pitching staff dominate so thoroughly in a series. Incredible. Congrats to the Sox.

Pfft. "Pre-Game". Like I wanna hear more about David Eckstein's intangibles. Just play the fucking games.

Jesus, 30 minutes to get to the first pitch.