Special K

Yeah that's the one. Goddamn that's funny. If you could wrack your encyclopedic knowledge of SNL to find the others, It'd be mighty white of you. Oh, wait, silly me! I forgot to lash out at you for no reason. You Lohan-stalking-Santorum-guzzling-fucked-my-dog-flat-billed-motherfucking-tampon-eatting-shit-gargling-Sharon-Osbourne-banging-cocksucker. Hey guys! You were right! It IS Cathartic!

Yeah, I mean you just have to shoot the guy in a scare like that. Unfortunately. One out of 10 times he has a bomb, but that one he kills 50 people.

Didn't you name that one of the best sketches ever in your reviews or something? Jesus, chill out St. Gabriel. Did Barron fuck your dog or something? I like that sketch too, but Jaysis. Edit: What are the name of some sketches with whoever doing his Tony Danza impression? That's the only thing I've seen on SNL in two years that's made me laugh, but GOD it made me laugh. How many Lance Armstrongs would it take to beat Neo in Matrix Reloaded? I say three.

As far as decadant foods go, I love the po' boy. It's not at the level of a Luther Burger or anything, but it's delicious. I went to Tulane (poor Tulane.) and a staple down south is the po' boy. Basically their word for a sub or hero down there, but it traditionally incoporates some type of deep fried foodstuff as meat, usually fried shrimp, oysters or chicken. Also it's usually served on a nice, crusty french bread. with lettuce, tomatoes and sauce. A good fried shrimp po' boy is just delicious. The worst I've seen is the French Fry po' boy. It's dirt cheap, usually like two dollars. A 12" sub with french fries and gravy. That's fucking it. Totally the thing you eat when you are dirt poor and need massive caloric intake for cheap.

It has lime oil in it, so you KNOW it's good.

If you are Leena, at least you've learned to have a little self-esteem. Or stop fishing for compliments so blatantly. Congrats! 'Cause in "63 pages about how pretty Leena is" (which is like 88 lines about 44 women, except for a lot less concise, and filled with a lot more slobbering) Leena absolutely would not take a fucking compliment. Seriously, the Pit is basically a shrine. Man, I gotta play some FF tomorrow. Let's all just agree that this guy: Is the man.

Gah, that's right. And she was.

The one with the trident?

Nothing's too much, Hoff! Why look at this fellow!

....I like diet ass.

Have a hamdog on me, Hoff. Mmm, mmm, bitch!

So in about 4 months?

G.O.B. Versus Michael Bluth, Beef Consomme

That was Slapnuts, right? Yeah, he wins. And, tee-hee.

Thread derailed! Kefka's awesome. Only Luca Blight is better.

Hubba Bubba Xtreme sour Raspberry (which has lost its flavor) and a diet Pepsi. Coke > Pepsi. Pepsi's too sweet. And not in the nWo sense. I only drink Diet though. I like the burn. All Diet Colas taste exactly the same. Looking forward to some pho tonight. Aromatherapy in a bowl, bitch.

Nothing against Leena or anything, but overreaction.

Zing nothing, it's the truth. The Republicans are still in power, and most of the big-time Dems are having a hard time getting their issues out, and won't distance themselves from wedge issues. Regardless of party, it's been a bad few years for America.

That's pretty much the pissiest, pettiest post I've ever seen.

I remember Emma Watson and Ralph Fiennes being very good, and Fiennes being the 2nd most sympathetic character. I remember virtually nothing of Hannibal or Ed Norton's character.

The Heavy Metal theme in FFX is awesome. I don't remember any other music from that game. FFIV: Red Wings and The Prelude (It should have been in every game, as well as the battle victory theme) Wedding Theme. Music in the last cave. Last Boss battle. FFVI: Overworld music (World of balance) Opera music (sans 'vocals') Dancing Mad. Those are what stick out. Best sountrack ever. FFVII: One-Winged Angel, off course. I like the Shinra theme too. The ones that don't get near enough love are both overworld songs. They're top-notch. And turning Terra Esper-y is great with the Offering and Genji Box. Kill anyone in one attack.

Yeah, the story in 2 is the best. It makes Silent Hill look most sinister too.

Nor is either Rush Hour or Red Dragon a great movie. They're OK, and completely forgettable.

No, cable. Damnation.