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I think Palmer is well deserving of an MVP, while he has good blocking and receivers, with a lesser QB in there the Bengals would probably have a losing record. I think Seattle could be a .500 team without Shaun (he's obviously incredible, and red-zone money.) And he's a statistical monster. A couple games ago, he was one TD behind Palmer and Manning, the top scoring QBs in the NFL. And Eli's a bit overrated. He'll be very good soon, but his QB rating sucks ass. Either way, Go Bengals, Go 'Hawks.

'Fisty McRapesalot' Tobias Funke: Analrapist "Maybe what you're feeling is love." "I know what an erection feels like, Michael!" The people at the FCC have gotten more lenient if anything. But they have to make big grandiose statements once in a while to justify the fact that they make money for telling people not to out-and-out curse or show boobs. Unless you're FX. Seriously, how cushy a job is working at the fuckin' FCC?

My team: 8-3, highest scoring team in the league by a good margin. Leans a bit towards yardage, which I likey. 1st Pick (9 spot): Randy Moss. Had a nice start. Got hurt. It's only going to get worse if Collins gets fired. 2nd pick: Rudi Johnson. Booming now. Too bad a traded him and Moss for Tiki. At least Tiki's doing very nicely. He's rated 5th overall in my league. 3rd Pick: LaMont Jordan. Having a really nice year. Rated 6th overall in my league. 4th: Cedric Benson Unhappy with this pick when I made it. Traded him for Larry Johnson before the season started. Trade was almost vetoed because everyone thought I was getting robbed. Dumbasses. 5: Carson Palmer Had a really good feeling about him and picked him before Bulger, Brady or Favre. He has obviously panned out. #4 overall player in my league. 6: Anquan Boldin Having a very good year. Traded him for Marvin Harrison, who's having a better year. (but is older, and I ain't keeping either) Then it's a blur. But for my 3rd-6th picks I essentially got Lamont Jordan Larry Johnson Carson Palmer Marvin Harrison Rated 5, 5 (and moving up!), 1, and 4 in their positions respectively. Not shabby at all. There's been so many fucking busts/injured players this season. Randy Moss McNabb Culpepper McGahee Jamal Lewis C-Mart (not his fault) Deuce T. O. Bulger Favre Andre Johnson Priest Javon Walker

This thread makes me want to play Marvel V Capcom 2. Not just because it's really fun, but because it's got almost as many characters as X3. X3: Gonna Take You For a Ride. Man, Beast's look is bugging me. I literally have bigger canines than he does in that picture.

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Fucking DUH. You answered that question earlier in the article, assface. (The answer is yes) John Seigenthaler needs to quit crying like a bitch. No one thinks you killed JFK, shithead.

I think he lives the gimmick, though. He's quite extrodinary.

Vin Diesel with some blue facepaint? Oh, and I don't like how Beast looks either. He looks like if he shaved, he's just be a blue guy. That's not terribly beastly, and sort of undercuts how he wants to be human.

Lady Deathstrike was my favorite Wolvie villain. I'm probably WAY in the minority. I just really digged the character design. Tom Selleck or Cary Elwes should play Tony Stark. Or the lead in Deadwood. This film looks like a huge clusterfuck. I could see an X-Men 4 in 6 or so years. It IS too much of a cash cow, but I dunno how it would be missing most of its actors. EDIT: Maybe after Jackman and Berry bomb in every other movie they could come back, but Berry sucks ass, and the movies would have a really hard time w/o Ian McKellan. They would need Apocalypse, absolutely.

The "It's my ILLUSION!" was my favorite part of the show, too. Even though I saw it coming from a mile away, Arnett's overtheatrical gesture, and the "Being There" reference both cracked me up. "Oh God, why am I not underwater?" "Check out banner, Michael!" Michael Love Marry I thought this was actually a pretty weak episode. That said, it made me laugh at least three times. I'm really going to miss this show. And Michael Cera is brilliant. He's a really, really funny guy in interview, too.

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Great, if fucked up, episode tonight. I really like to see the strong characters of Julie and Sean having a moment. I have little hope for the next episode. I gaurantee we have a cliffhanger Carver. (As in no reveal.) Here's one thing: Quentin hopefully is not the carver. What purpose could he server besides dying? BTW: NSFW: http://www.robbscelebs.co.uk/ Look up Joely Richardson. She fine.

1. Arrested Development. Every character is funny. Callbacks and callforwards. The best double-entendres in the lexicon of man. Great high-brow, low-brow, and physical comedy. There will probably never be a show like it. There will almost certainly not be a show its equal. My favourite show ever. AD has three of my top four comedic characters ever in George Michael, GOB, and Buster, in that order. Wait, four out of five. Tobias. 2. Azumanga Daoih. Yeah, It's anime, it's also fucking hilarious, with a sense of whimsy. Osaka alone garantees this my number 2 spot. Perfect Voice actors. This is a show, like AD. that ended too soon. The Japanese Calvin and Hobbes. 20% of the humor is probably incomprehensible japanese puns, yet, it still is one of the funniest shows I've ever, ever seen. Osaka is the last character I would consider in my top five. 3. The Simpsons. It hasn't been that funny lately, but it more than made up for it in its first 6 seasons. One moment: Homer is watching a blaxploitation marathon, with Blacula and GI Bro and the rest, the title of the movie? "The Blunch Black of Blotre Blame." <3 4. Newsradio. As a corporate sitcom goes, it was absolutely perfect. Every Character was great, no one was a filler. There were stars though. Phil Hartman's Bill McNeill was a hilarious, verbose blowhard, Dave Foley was Dryly funny, and the master of the facial expression. Maurna Tierney could act, and was very, very funny using minimal physical gestures. No one was wasted on this show. Lastly, Jimmy James. One of the most sublime comedic characters ever. If you've bought the DVD, you can just feel the love they brought to this terrific show. 5. This one's Tough. Probably Senfeld edging out CYE. I love Seinfeld's universally misanthropic characters, and intricate storylines. George Costanza is boss. Though his dating habits don't suspend disbelief.

It sells a ton of DVD's, though.

Ditto on not being too fond of the Packers, but liking Favre. Whether you like it or not, he's a hell of a QB, he's clutch, and he's tough. The only teams I really hate are the Pats, Vikes (mostly because I just detest Culpepper.) Cowboys and Rams (just because I'm from Seattle)

Actually, the Monday Night team says lots of things like that too. I've heard Madden say many times something like the following: "They've really got to run here. They've been having success all day with the running game, and they'll have to keep doing so." *Play-action pass, first down* "See, what they did there was really smart!"

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Arrested? Yes, it is. Start the countdown at Eight episodes left, unless someone saves the show.

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She was also in 'Spartan' which was pretty damn good. She's more than eye candy, she's honestly a great actress. Though she is eye candy. I've probably said it three times in this thread now. I've never liked a teeny-bopper drama show, Kristen Bell and Jason Dohring make this one of the best shows I've ever seen. Period.

Nicholas Cage in "Raising Arizona" There's just some voices that are perfect. Morgan Freeman and Patrick Stewart are way up there in that regard. God, I just saw The Beast of Yucca Flats this Halloween. That is the single funniest bad movie I've ever seen. Everything the narrator said is a gem. You know they though they were making a real message movie in this one.

Fine. Super-spoilers. You really might want to rent the first season. As you will see, this show is very dense. Season One: That's just the flashbacks. And that's leaving a whole lot out. And that's just Season One. I'll do Season two in the next couple days. As you can see: You might want to rent the first season. It's really good anyway.

Well, actually, they've ALWAYS been in charge of what's on TV. If they stay off of the cable channels, I don't really care. But cable channels do not use public frequencies, therefore they should have no say. Plus they may make grandiose statements, but Arrested D and Family Guy have gotten away with some wonderfully filthy jokes. I'm not getting upset until they DO something.

"I don't want to end up on the bottom bunk with 'Fisty McRapesalot." -from last week.

Randy Orton's an unoutstandable frat boy.