Special K

cut in half. MMMmmm MMMmmm, bitch!

I've held off from saying this for a while, because I didn't want to be a killjoy, but enjoy the good LOST while it lasts. There's no possible plot revelation that will be satisfactory, plot threads are going to be dropped like a motherfucker, and there's going to be a huge deus ex machina to try to explain it all. The writers don't fucking know what's going on, and it's all going to be for naught. I went through this with JJ Abrams' other show, Alias, and they set up a lot less than LOST did. It's all good now, because the characters are still written well, but you can see the cracks. Soon they'll be acting wildly out of character to further the machinations of the plot, and we're already starting to retread shit like Charlie's heroine addiction. (isn't it so much fun to watch?) without any advancement. Well, Evangaline Lilly's still attractive.

*fap*

My gay friends love, and hate this joke: Gay guy and a straight guy are trapped in a burning building. Who gets out first? Gay guy. He's already got his shit packed.

Sadly, that cracked out bj? Would've been my first one.

On the funny side, incontinence! My friends, on his 21st bday, we all got drunk and crashed at his house. I woke up to my friend, infuriated, yet resigned. "I fucking pissed the bed! what the fuck!" Everyone went back to sleep except him. Then comes the immortal quote: His father walks intop the room and immediately thunders (waking us up) GODDAMN YOU PISSED THE BED AGAIN. JEREMY YOU'RE a FUCKING ADULT AND YOU PISS YOUR BED! HOW LONG ARE WE GOING TO DEAL WITH YOU PISSING THE BED! Long story short, he grew up. has moved in with a nice girl. Has pissed the bed twice while she was in it. Fucking drunk idiot.

Fucked-up fable time. This one time I was a bit drunk and I walked to the local ghetto mart to get more so. This middle-aged woman called out for help, and I went up to her. she was with her husband, who apparently beat the shit out of her. I walked her all the way home with her husband. At her trailer (God, this was fucked up) she railed on about how he beat her, and fucked his daugher. I pressured him until he admitted to beating his wife and fucking his daughter. I'm a big guy, so I walked up to him menacingly and told him to get the fuck out of his own house. I've never been so scared (imagining he would pull a knife), but I've also never been so angry. It was made just sadder and less scary that by this time, his was crying his balls off and admitting every fucked up thing he'd ever done. He left. I told the woman I'd wait while she called a friend. She was glad. Her friend was also a crack dealer. I kept pressuring the lady to go to the police, but she eventually broke down about how much she loved him. The wife ended up offering to suck my dick for $20. I gave her $20, told her I wanted to check on my car, and got the fuck outta dodge. That there was a glimpse into a world I could not imagine. THAT was fucked up. So that's the story about how I once kicked a man out of his own house, and in the long run, probably didn't do a damn lick of good. Fuck.

All of the above I've read are good (about 33%) Read Year One and Dark Knight Returns. Especially the latter. Fucking fantastic.

Exactly. I should check out diggable planets, I remember liking their stuff, but that was a long time ago. KRS-One is great. Since two people have mentioned Saul Williams, I'll have to check him out. And Jedi Mind tricks. I like Jay-Z from the gray album, but that's all I've heard, other good albums by him? I know I have to check out Little Brother.

Bands: 1 Sonic Youth 2 Sleater-Kinney 3 Blonde Redhead 4 Del Tha Funkee Homosapien/Deltron 5 Smashing Pumpkins Songs 1 Breeder- Cannonball 2 Blonde Redhead- In Particular 3 Sonic Youth- Teen Age Riot 4 Sleater-Kinney- Entertain 5 Pixies- Where is my mind? Sonic Youth albums 1- Daydream Nation 2- Murray St. 3- Sister 4- Confusion is Sex-Kill yr idols 5- EVOL Blonde Redhead Albums 1- Misery is a Butterfly 2- In expression of the inexpressible 3- Blonde Redhead 4- Melody of Certain Damaged Lemons 5- Fake can be just as good Rappers/Rap groups 1- Del 2- Kool Kieth 3- EPMD 4- De La Soul 5- Snoop Dogg Female Rock Singers 1- Kristen Hersch 2- Kim Deal 3- Corrine Tucker 4- Souxsie 5- Kim Gordon (when she's not being retarded, which is often)

It was built up for like a year and a half, and the heels won almost every match, including, really, the main event.

The Mach 3 is the greatest razor ever. It doesn't get clogged up. Treat yourself to a hot shave at a barber's sometime. It's delectable.

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU GUYS I HAVE A MAJOR IN TECHNOLOGY. Fucking retard. That Japanese guy who eats the hot dogs really quickly? Would out-eat Lance Armstrong one thousand times in a row. Greatest athlete in the world. I am also discounting that civilized human beings have been on this planet for thousands of years. I just ate this really good sandwich. IT WAS THE GREATEST SANDWICH IN THE HISTORY OF THE EARTH. Also Lance Armstrong would never win a game of one-on-one against Jordan. What the fuck are you smoking? Besides cock, I mean.

I definitely think it's become a referee's game. It seems like every spectacular reception I see this season, I just expect it to be called back. I still love watching certain teams, primarily The Bengals, Seahawks and Raiders, maybe the Eagles, (and LaDanian as a player) but the more I see 'dominating defenses' the more I think they're getting awfully soft calls. Maybe O-Lines are just getting sloppy, but I sorta doubt it. And it seems whenever a D makes a big hit, it's unintentional roughness. It just encourages stifling, unexciting play like the Steelers this and last year, and the Pats for a few years' past. Howie Long used to fishhook and stick his fingers in peoples' asses to get them to cough up the ball. Now we're in the oppossed direction. Oh, and in the oppositte vein, I HATE the rule, i know it's been a few years, as long as I've been watching football, but that PI puts you up to the site of the PI. I hate it when a QB just bombs a ball and the CB's are afraid to cover a WR at the line, because they're afraid to get a PI. That's shit.

Sadly, this nation is full of fucking stupid people. People who are content to revel in the failing of others rather than better themselves. That's just the way it is. Also, our TV sucks. On that note, The Europeans simply became the most technologically advanced people on the planet. That's pretty much it. Had to go through a really fun industrial revolution for it. But that's just the way it is. If it hadn't happened, we'd be 'living under the thumb' of the Chinese and Japanese, who would have soon had their own industrial revolution. Hey, look at India who is adapting and becoming an informational powerhouse, and China who is adapting and becoming an industrial powerhouse. They're DOING something about it, besides whinging about racism. Grow up you fucking baby. If a black man comes up with cold fusion, he'll be the greatest physicist known to man. He also won't be from an African nation.

I think Lamont Jordan is now the 4th-ranked fantasy RB in my league, behind Shaun, LT and Edgerrin Games. Ahead of such luminaries as Willis Mcgahee, Priest Holmes and, well, everyone else. Bet he finally gets some respect after this game. I tried to trade him and someone else for Kevin Jones and someone else and got "sorry, Lamont is garbage." Barring injuries (which will definitely occur) my keepers for next year are looking like: Carson Palmer Lamont Jordan Randy Moss Marvin Harrison With Rudi Johnson and Larry Johnson waiting in the wings. I likey.

Fuuuuck, Lamont Jordan TOTALLY saved my bacon this week. Can't blame myself for not starting Randy Moss, it's good too see he's not too hurt to get in the end zone.

Their review of Arrested Development sounds like an endorsement to me!

I dunno, why do you have such a big gap between your ears?

As long as McNabb's in the saddle, I wouldn't bench LJ. Speaking of LJ NOOOO! Why did I ever doubt you Larry Johnson? At least he's back to his yardage-munching ways. Thank you, Willie Roaf.

....Dude, I don't usually stop the shit from coming out by clenching my ass cheeks. Sounds messy. Most have probably already heard this one, but it's terrible enough to repeat. What's the difference from a red delicious apple and a baby? I don't cum on a red delicious apple before I eat it. This one's anachronistic and really stupid, which is probably why I like it: How can you tell if a black man's been shot in the head? There's a hole in his boom box.

He does, though I can't find a particular quote right now. Check this out: http://fradical.com/Sniper_trained_on_video_game.htm He wrote this article about himself in the third person, using himself as the only source. That kind of arrogance is almost admirable.

God, here's the worst one I've ever heard. Why do all n*****s have nightmares? They shot the only one with a dream.

To each his own. I think it's one of the prettier games I've ever seen. Only really bad thing I've seen is occasionally the higher-res textures will pop in really suddenly.

Here's my RB situation: LaMont Jordan Rudi Johnson Larry Johnson Marcel Shipp Steckler Lamont's starting for sure. Who else? Man, Randy can't get healthy soon enough. I want my Randy Moss Marvin Harrison duo back and kicking ass again, dammit.