Special K

Oh, for fuck's sake. I miss an episode, and there's no one talking about it. Come on people. What happened?

I can still totally see it being Kimber.

I did, mostly to support the show since I've seen every episode there 3 times (except for the shitty-by-AD-standards 'Ready, Aim, Marry Me') The commentary's nice, though Bateman, Tambor and Portia aren't on them this time around. Arnett and Cross are funny on them, though. They have commentary on 'Ready, Aim, Marry Me' where they acknowledge the backlash to it. God, Martin Short will ruin anything he's in.

Man, a Bible game would be the shit. There's be so much fucking, and killing, and child-murdering, and raping, and bigamy, and incest, and torture, and stoning to death with stones. I'd play it in a heartbeat. Wait, it's probably one of those lameass games where you're an angel, and you don't even get to wipe out any villages, right?

"How you remind me" Followed closely by any song by Jet.

Guess what! I just traded Boldin for Marvin Harrison. My team is fucking deadly for a 12-team league.(four keepers) Carson Griese Rudi (can't fail) LaMont Larry Johnson Shipp Whoevere's backing up Ahman Green Rrrrrrrandy Moss My favourite Marvin harrison Jimmuh Smiff (In the words of BL.) Jurevicius Battle Heiden LJ Smith lindell Steelers and Rams D. My team gives me such a fucking boner.

Well, my favourite team (cincy) is going to destroy. Palmer has a laser arm against shitty D's, Chad's getting two awesome celebrations at least. Seattle better fucking win. They should, and probably will. If they give it up for the Texans, though, they might as well not show up for the rest of the season. I'll miss the Cardinals. In my fantasy league, I gauranteed a victory. I said I will wash my friend's car if he wins. Won't happen. I have Carson, Rudi (can't fail) Lamont, Moss, Marvin. It's going to be a slaughter of epic proportions. I love the NFL, I love fantasy football. The Giants/Cowboys game is going to be awesome. And i want to see if the Colts D keeps it up (Colts are winning either way) Is it just me, or are D's just DOMINTATING this year?

Well, apparently I'm the only one turned on here. Fetch my royal bib. Ive got a hankerin' for some stankerin', and you've just filled my order. OF COCK. Or pussy. Whatev. I'm a 90's kinda guy. This topic is officially just a little bit sexy. One fap.

Wow, shoot up E3 and GameWorks? Apparently the guy now hates all video games. Guy needs to chill out and play some Katamari. Why is the U.S. the only country that seems to have these problems? Oh, that's right, because lawyers here exploit their clients with these ridiculous defenses to make a name for themselves. You don't see this guy reported on anymore because he's blown every shred of credibility he ever had with his fucking insane rants. He said the Sims had shots of penises, labia and pubic hair for God's sake.. Then he refused to admit he was wrong when it was proven that even if you download the patch, they look like Barbie Dolls. I'm hoping he's just being a lunatic here because he's out of the press. It would be trully awesome if they actually DID make some 2-minute long, Atari quality shit game to show him up, but he'd never pay because he's a douche, and why would they mke the effort?

Having Frank Booth call your state home pretty much beats NY right there.

http://www.50states.com/bio/kansas.htm

Giant Hydra's by far the biggest boss in the game. The giant hydra, while a really cool boss fight, was just a big guy you climbed up a tall platform to whip away at with your chainblades. It has nothing on the colossi. Cover art's out. good to see they didn't pull an ICO.

That Jim Lee cover is awesome now

There's supposed to be some links to ICO, too. It anyone hasn't played ICO, now's a good time to get it. I just bought it for $10 on eBay (after having beaten it on a rental) It's short, but it's a trully beautiful, unique game. Basically, you lead a frail princess around an enormous castle (designed by an architect for the game), it's sort of like old-school Prince of Persia. It controlled very well, too. I'm hoping SotC does the same. As beautiful and large as ICO's castle was, the scope of the landscapes in SotC look staggering. Apparently they've gotten the draw distances really, really high, which should be a big plus in a game like this.

In terms of Flightplan, you have an Oscar-winning, fairly beloved movie star making a return from a long hiatus. That gives it some push.

Dude, Good? Evil? Big Bad? That' some terrible nomenclature for this show. Logan's a supremely fucked up guy, but the only character I think can be called evil is the murderer from the first season. Wow, what a pal Duncan is. Not to mention he's-a borrring. I still like the show, but there are some major inconsistencies. Why would Duncan and Veronica even speak to Dick? I take it back, there's another character on the show who's evil, Dick. He: Yet there she and Duncan are there, talking to HIM. The kid that plays Dick does do a marvelous job of playing an asshole, I must say.

Anal. One 'l'.

I bet most people who say they hate all of Whedon's stuff liked Toy Story.

Concerning How I Met your Mother, Seattle Times' TV columnist just said it was picked up for a full season already, along with Earl, Everyone Hates Chris, and one other sitcom I that I can't remember.

Adam Baldwin's Jayne, or 'the best character on the show.' Wash is Alan Tudyk.

Jesus Christ, JasonX, the movie has only been out a couple weeks, spoiler tag that shit.

Pretty good ep, Matt is still making me think of quitting this show. Gets all high and mighty because his dad socked him one when he almost beat a defenseless shemale to death a couple weeks ago. He maybe did the right thing at the end of the episode, but I think he was clearly trying to get the daughter taken away from Sean, the way who told CPS that Sean 'almost killed' Julia. Wow, I wonder what would happen to Matt if something dramatically bad ever happened to him? I mean that he didn't DIRECTLY cause. Hopefully, he'd kill himself. He'd probably just use it as more ammo to emotionally abuse the three people that could give two fucks about his worthless ass.

Great Idea. What was the point of all the 1-800 collect call ads a few years ago? They would hire celebrities that are widely derided (Carrottop, David Arquette) and have them just be hyperactive and annoying. Is there some kind of ad philosophy that thinks that annoying commercials will stick in consumers' brains? I never buy a product because it has a hip ad compaign. (I think movie ads are the only thing that may cause me to rush out and 'buy' the product), but I am petty enough that an ad campaign I actively hate will cause me to avoid the product/company like the plague. Fuck, thinking about those commercials, how were they even economically feasible? They were on every station at every commercial break, and how many collect calls are made a day?

It seems like this was a report, rather than a debate as well. I could almost see his stance if it was after a long series of debates, but it seems like a briefing, not a debate, and it's his fucking JOB to debate. Just terrible. Why's he so gung-ho if he doesn't even know what's going on there? Oh, because he's a Bush appointee, and he's more concerned about getting into a dick-measuring contest, trying to look 'decisive' and macho, when it's entirely inappropriate to do so. Is his plan of action "I've heard enough, let's invade those fuckers!"? Because that worked so well before.

New Orleans cops have never fucked around.