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  1. Not to mention Angle dumped RVD on his head two or three times after RVD had busted him open for the second time (And it's not like we're talking the Fujinami/Maeda here). Last time I checked, being dumped right on the top of your head with a German is a lot more dangerous than getting a slightly stiff kick.
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    Bust a Groove is the greatest game ever.

    'Natural Playboy' is clearly the greatest song on that soundtrack. which is just filled with genius. That is seriously the easiest rhythm game ever, though.
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    Not Turning Japanese

    Exactly. It's all about the writing, and if you've been reading manga for long enough, you can rocognize certain backgrounds.
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    The dems are losing.

    Well, at least you have commitment.And good taste in celebrities,.
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    Coldplay's 'Talk'

    They do sound somewhat dated. What you have to keep in mind is they were a few German guys who just found a keyboard who were writing somewhat impassioned songs about computers. I would put 'Computer Love' in the same boat as Herbie Hancock's song 'Rockit' which is still awesome, but was the first great scratch song I heard.
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    Favorite Funny ECW Moments?

    Cyrus and Joey were often very funny. Damned if I can remember an exchange of the top of my head, but their interaction could very well have been scripted. It's only funny once the shock wears off, but New Jack once set up D-Von for a Balcony Dive WAY too far out, runs, jumps, does his little arm-motion mid-air, falls short, and skips his face off the table. Then the man gets up, pissed off and a bit groggy, but more pissed off. He may be a psycho, but he's tough as fuck too. Steve Corino v Tajiri, Corino has had his ass OWNED allll match. He is covered with blood. The first advantage he gets, he sets up Tajiri for a suplex and screams "You can all suck my dick!" while miming jacking himself off with Tajiri's hand. Then he does a, well perfect, perfectplex. Corino to Taz: Oh, sure! Resort to cursing to pop the crowd! Real mature! Taz: Fine! I think I will. (20 second long bleep) while Corino looks more and more agitated. Dawn Marie's bimbo act was really great for a while there, especially when she would get in with Styles and Cyrus. Bubba: "And we got some nasty stankasaurus who just took 8 inches of black dick so far up her ass she didn't know what hit her!" What makes it is D-Von's on the second turnbuckle, and once he hears this, he starts making frantic humping motions until he (intentionally) falls off. It always blew my mind and cracked me up when Tony Marmaluke got dragged not over, but THROUGH the gaurdrail. I was at an ECW show, 3rd row, and there's some poor family man with like an 11 year daughter there. During a spike match they're chanting 'LSD'. Daughter: Why are they chanting LSD? Dad (stoic): It's a drug, and some people think drugs are cool. But they're not. 20 minutes later Sabu almost killed us by careening into the crowd from the ring, of course bloody as fuck. I thought Simon Diamond's 'dick' promos were really stupid, and funny at the same time. 'My dick is big, hard and vascular!'
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    Ever get stuck bad in a video game when

    You don't know stuck 'till you've played Alundra sans walkthrough. I doubt I'll ever do that again. Some of the puzzles in the 7th guest were brutal, simply because the rules weren't explained. I could never beat that stupid-ass driving mini game in Full Throttle. Once I played for an hour and a half. Good thing you can just skip it. Not really getting stuck, but I didn't save Shadow my first two times through FFVI, until I consulted a walkthrough. That right there was MEAN. And the worst of all: X-Men for the Genesis, an otherwise decent and quite difficult action game. I got to the end of the 5th (out of 6) level several times. At the end there's a computer in a room with no exits, and nothing left to do. You jump and hit the computer and it says something like: "you destroyed the computer! Reset the computer before it self-destructs!" and a 2 minute or so counter starts counting down. You jump around, there's no exits, there's nothing to hit. You have to PRESS THE FUCKING RESET BUTTON ON THE GENESIS CONSOLE to get to the last stage. How EVIL is that? Seriously what kind of designer would think that up? Especially since every other reset button on a console I've seen (besides maybe the PS2, I dunno) is a hard reset. It's making me pissed thinking about it.
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    Suggest meat

    I thought it tasted somewhat similar to duck, but not greasy. It's sort of hard to describe. I want to try rattlesnake. It's supposed to be delicious.
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    Suggest meat

    God, who could have thought up the turduken besides Prudhomme.
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    Coldplay's 'Talk'

    Well, good for Coldplay, then. (giving credit) Too bad it's like the interesting melody they've had since their debut. I like Kraftwerk a lot, but I pretty much grew up listening to them, so I can't objectively judge.
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    Suggest meat

    BBQ pulled pork. Ahi tuna cooked rare. Veal. Grab a gyro from somewhere good. (lamb/beef mix)
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    ICE CREAM SURVEY

    Soft serve is icky to me, though I like soft serve frozen yogurt quite a bit. I don't eat much ice cream, but when I do it's mint chocalate chip or pistacchio.
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    Coldplay's 'Talk'

    Your screen name is so appropriate for this thread. Wait, so is the Crazy Frog song. Beverly Hills Cop came out like 20 years ago. At least they KNOW they're just ripping off an 80's movie. Fuck it. I'm gonna go loop the 'Ghostbusters' theme over a slightly peppy drum track and make a mint. Then I'm going to sing like a eunuch over 'Pocket calculator' and make another mint.
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    What was your favorite moment from

    Most of all I wanted to see Tommy and Sandman getting the recongnition they fucking deserve. I'm a ECW mark, for sure, but Tommy and Sandman, damn, there's just something so Jungian iconic about it. How fucking happy did so much of them look? When Dawn Marie pimping for the Impact Players makes you jump and cheer in the first moments, you know you're a mark, and there's nothing wrong with that.
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    Was ECW...

    ECW generally succeeded at being entertaining, with lots of unique angles, and usually two decent matches a show. (early ECW was really tiresome at times, though, as the cards were packed top to bottom wit garbage weapons brawls). Later on, when Paul was running out of angles, at least the lowercard was now filled with fun spotfests. I mean, I know he's no great shakes, but I preferred a Nova spotfest over the other lower-card matches at the time. Well, except WCW where the one good match on the show was usually the opener.
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    {Spoilers} House Of M

    You never heard of the great French Playwright Spolier?
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    Woman on cell gets pulled over doesn't listen.

    And again, what did cops do before the invention of the tazer? I'm sure there was an alternative between 'clench teeth in frustration' and 'shoot her in the head'. Like: you are a strong man. Drag her out of the car and cuff her. Better than tazing.
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    Favorite video game of the past two years...

    Zelda: the four swords is great with 3 or 4 people. Katamari Damacy Tekken 5
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    Woman on cell gets pulled over doesn't listen.

    To me it's the fact that she's a woman. A cop and partner can't subdue a woman who's not physically threatening them without use of a tazer? Cops must have been really ineffective about 10 years ago. That's pussy shit right there. This has been a PSA by your local strike team. This DOES remind me of the cop who tazered GOB a couple times on AD.
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    Huge ammounts of police swarming "Neverland"...

    The accusor's mother was a really winner, too.
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    Huge ammounts of police swarming "Neverland"...

    All his love songs are now really creepy now, that's for sure.
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    Huge ammounts of police swarming "Neverland"...

    That's one thing. Though it was the right verdict, no one really knows if he did it or not besides the kid and Jackson. A lot of those fans out there are almost as sick as Jackson.
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    Huge ammounts of police swarming "Neverland"...

    It was the right verdict. It was a weak case to begin with.
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    Huge ammounts of police swarming "Neverland"...

    not guilty of conspiracy not guilty lewd act not guilty lewd act not guilty lewd act not guilty lewd act not guilty attempted lewd act not guilty alcohol
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