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  1. Special K

    WWE Uncomfortable with Batista as Champion

    There's a problem there, but they're booking Batista at Jerichotastic levels of badness as a champ. His turn was poorly done beyond the original powerbombing. He could have gone off on HHH, said how he formed Evolution because he was scared of Batista and Orton, bliddy bliddy blah. What was his big reason? Another lame HHH cerebral assassin scheme and a lame "you're an asshole." Batista actually had some mic skills, IMO, when he was soft-spoken. Why not go that route? Have a gentle, intelligent giant who looks good in a suit a fuckin' snaps if you fuck with him too much. 'Twould be great.
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    What's the deal w/ Bill Frist?

    Genetic or not, it's common sense that it's not something one can turn off.
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    I need an RPG........

    ^ That's the most in-jokey thing I've EVER seen, and it must have taken so much effort. X-Box as Umaro IS awesome. Who's the virtua boy supposed to be? Besides someone who gets his ass kicked all the time.
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    Share your industry secrets

    -Strippers make obscene, obscene amounts of money if they're even OK looking. -Automated car washes leave little, almost indiscernable swirly marks in paint jobs. They all do, without exception. You're driving through a tunnel that violently bitchslaps the shit out of your car with sheets of cloth, then gives it a bukkake treatment. Don't expect it to look like some one gave it a loofa rub when it gets out, but it'll look fine to all but the closest observances. Your rims cost 3 times as much as my car. Get your Escalade hand-washed you fucking freak of nature. -Poor, middle-class and working-class people leave tips the most regularly. Rich people and soccer moms do so rarely (though rich people will occassionally leave a very nice one. Anyone who is female and drives a Jetta will not tip. This is an unavoidable fact, and may qualify as an unsolved mystery. -Night securiy guard is the greatest job on the face of this earth for slacking if you can take the hours. I'd just sit in a chair, read a book a night, enjoy the view from the roof, say high to the drunks as they walk home, and get paid OK. Phenomenal. This would be working for a crazy lady as a sort of maintenance man/janitor type. -No, pink paint doesn't adequately mask cigar burns in grey carpet. -Yes, you can tell a sink is chipped after you paint over it with white-out. -No, I'm not mixing ammonia with bleach, no matter how clean it gets things. -Yes, two-month-old rotting meat in the summer DOES make me retch. I'm a pussy like that. -No, I've never seen roaches in Seattle before. -Yes, you probably should have checked the apartment for cigar burns, soiled wank mags and rotted meat before you gave them their security deposit back. -No, don't throw away the sponge mop because the sponge is old! Look let me show you, you can replace the spon... no wait just a.... fine, throw the fucker away. Currently I'm an electrical engineer. It's OK, and pays very good money. The only thing I should really share, that isn't a secret at all is: You will use, at the maximum, 10% of what you learned in college. College is just an elaborate and vastly overpriced proving ground, rather than a place to actually prepare you for work. Our Universities could easily be substituted by community colleges and vocational schools, though I admit the buildings are uglier at such places. Universities exist as an institution for institution's sake, and a place to either party, or become overly pretentious and full of your own opinions on irrelevant subjects. I suggest the former. You're pathetic and you're a twat. And no one likes you because you're pathetic and a twat. When you pulled your little power trip, did you feel, for the first time in oh so long, the tingling of blood slowly seeping into your genitals? I sure hope so, and that it was worth it for you to fuck up someone's day so that you could get a semi. I hope you get herpes in your eyes.
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    Were the Transformers Homosexuals?

    Didn't they bring back Starscream as a ghost? (a robot ghost?) Or am I trippin'? Keep in mind I haven't seen an episode since my childhood days. Hmmm. Might be worth a rental. Is it just me or did the Decepticons have WAY better character designs than the Autobots? With the obvious exception of Optimus, and some may say the dinobots (never cared for them.) The Autobots just have a BUNCH of cars, and look pretty uninspired in robot form (except Optimus) compared to guns, jets, construction vehicles, animals, and the giant robots formed out of Constructicons and Predacons. And the Decepticons' boom box was way better than that pansy Autobot piece of crap. They should have just given the Autobots a gramaphone while they were at it.
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    Soooo...who has their...

    Sometimes, the crowds at the openings of nerdish movies can be really fun. Others, it can be a complete annoyance.
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    Soooo...who has their...

    NERDS! Sorry. Had to be done. I'll wait til the crowds die down. I am cautiously looking forward to this movie.
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    I need an RPG........

    If you really want to, I'd buy Chronicles/Anthology and then dl the ROMs. Those loading times pissed me off in CT, and if they're even worse in FFVI, no thank you. One thing I like about FFVI is it's actually fun to get your characters uber the second time you play through it. Most games I don't like doing this. (P.S. I actually got super powerful in FFX-2, because I liked the combat in that game, if not the lame story.) Are there any good shareware RPGs out there? i knew a guy in college who made a pretty servicable RPG with RPGmaker, you'd think there'd be a few. Especially seeing some of the pretty darn good AGS games I've played.
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    I need an RPG........

    FFVI should be 40+ hours if it's your first playthrough.
  10. Is that when you lean your ass over an overpass and crap on cars?
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    The latest twist in the Schiavo case.......

    http://esa.un.org/unpp/ The earth's population acoording to ecery source I looked at, has more than doubled since 1960. Oh, wait liberal source LOL.
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    I need an RPG........

    Yoshitaka Amano did the art for the FF games up until VI (well he did conceptual art for VII, and IX I think, but Nomura did the design they based the graphics off of. Cloud and Aeris Tifa Kain, looking like a savage. Evil, evil Kefka. I like his artwork.
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    The latest twist in the Schiavo case.......

    There ARE ozone holes. Excess Carbon monoxide converts ozone to oxygen. The world population IS growing too fast. It's almost doubled in the last 40 fucking years. Ask China. Certain theories are debatable, but it's more on a corellation/causation level than anything else. Sure, we probably won't have to worry about it in our lifetimes. So fuck it.
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    I'm deeply depressed...

    'Sing a song of six pence' was a song for recruiting pirates.
  15. If you're unlucky it's marinara sauce some guy dripped on the seat while he ate a meatball sub.
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    The latest twist in the Schiavo case.......

    Shit, Mike. You still haven't given any support as to why you think environmentalism is some kind of sham. Hope you get a good spot waiting in line for soylent green.
  17. It's a price you pay if you truly love spicy food. Which I do. I gaurantee you there are women who take huge straining craps as well.
  18. Yeah, the courtesy flush is a must. How exactly are you supposed to keep from farting when you're taking a crap? You guys must have some mighty fine sphincter control to let out the crap and keep in the gas.
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    Since HBO is Doing a Documentary

    It sure does to conservatives. Air America is clearly attempting to imitate that. I agree with smitty that this actually makes liberals look good. There's obviously about as many people left-of-center as there are right-of-center in this country. I would hate to have my views represented by Rush "take that bone out of your nose and call me back" Limbaugh and Michael "you should only get AIDS and die" Savage.
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    Terry Funk on the ICP

    Say what you will about them, they're incredible businessmen, and this makes them out to be really nice guys (nicer than 90% of the people who made it big in wresling). Kudos.
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    Since HBO is Doing a Documentary

    The hosts use the same 'A is whacko, A is a liberal, therefore all liberals are whacko' slime tactic that the right wing hosts use, and they're not as good as hosts. I think this would show that most liberals aren't as 'far-out' as they're portrayed though. Otherwise they'd be listening along and nodding their heads to all the conspiracy theories. If they were less concerned about just slamming people, they'd do better, I think, or at least be more tolerable. I guess slamming other people is what sells. Damn shame.
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    Were the Transformers Homosexuals?

    Which is why he's cursed to be a bottom. Among my circle of friends when I was a kid, Soundwave and Starscream were the only favorites. People liked Megatron and Optimus too, but not as much as those two. Soundwave had an awesome voice, was competent, and got to shoot Megatron. Starscream was Starscream, i.e. the most evil little bastard in cartoons.
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    Favorite cheap ass music video

    Besides breaking a camera on 'Sabotage', that must have been a cheapo. 'Dead leaves and the Dirty Ground' was probably very cheap. My friend's tiny theater company used the same effect very well in a recent play.
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    Favorite cheap ass music video

    Pharcyde: 'Drop' Couldn't have cost much, though I bet it took some time.
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    Were the Transformers Homosexuals?

    Oh, Starscream's definitely cool. He's the Kefka to Megatron's Galuf. God I'm a nerd.
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