Special K

'Twas a joke, ass. Having a dress code is a more apt analogy, and perfectly legal. I was responding to the "why should a business ever be forced to serve anyone?" There's obviously exceptions.

Oh, good. I was sick of talking to all those women customers.

Maybe if they edited the video down to the 15 seconds of titillation contained, it could be redeemable. As it is, the song seems longer then Wagner's Ring Cycle. And it sucks DICK.

Not-so-veiled threats of personal harm go over so well in court. Man, the whole write-up at something awful is hilarious.

If they can't find a way to legitimately beat card counters and by the looks of the above post, it's not particularly hard, they should have to drop the game. Saying a game is fair for one person and unfair for another is ridiculous, and they should frankly be unable to lifetime ban someone for something umproveable. Or they can always do seomthing like in Pai-Gow (and even-odds game that pays out like $95 for every $100.), at least they're being honest about taking your money there. I bet people who do tons of research can come out ahead on horse-racing. They shouldn't be banned either.

Dude, MattYoung November Rain? I hope you actually meant PURPLE Rain. Crying and Crazy? Those songs are the WORST. But I guess if you like one, you like the other, since they're the same song. A lot of the best videos ever can be found on the Michel Gondry and Spike Jonz compilations.

Honestly, the only time I've heard someone praising Fallon outside of Barron, it's just someone saying how adorable he is. Too bad his job isn't "puppy" or "Shirley Temple."

Quick point, Yellow Bastard is the first chronologically. You can see Pre-op Dwight bitching about Ava leaving him in the book. A Dame to Kill For does indeed kick ass.

Actually, they just release and keep whoever they feel like. Bang your friend's gf? Win huge match Break a flower pot? Fired! Your gf cheats on you? Fired! Do nazi gestures in Germany and ACUTALLY embarass the company? 10 month title reign! That's it, I am officially never going to watch new WWE programming ever again. Not a big loss, I've watched like twice in the last 4 months, and was not really entertained.

She used to be really cute...

Safeway Lucerne American Cheese Food 16 Individually Wrapped Slices - 12 Oz $3.59, or in other words 22c a slice. If you buy the mega 80oz package, it works out to 13.5c a slice. And that's the generic brand. cheese is expensive, yo.

I would understand their actions if they refused the weed an drinks. This is just plain silly.

Finally a man that's brave enough to say that Conservatism is reall sacism, sexism, homophobia and a weird meandering philosophy about responsibility, and being proactive that you can't back up when challenged.

It of course goes back to Total Recall and the woman three breasts. Benny: ooh, you make me wish I had three hands. Hooker: You're doing just fine with two.

Congrats, man. How long did this take you?

Man this show is on a ROLL lately. If it does get cancelled, it's going to be a complete crime. The last two eps are as funny as anything seen on television

His forum is fried gold. You parcel your insults of Warrior in beautiful verbiose....nonetheless they are repugnant to me and a stench in my nostrals you, and the rest of you ilk like liberals. Nonetheless it is my belief you are licking your wounds from philosophical beating you took....at the hands of Warrior. Now let it be said Warrior accomplished his mission, and you fools did not!! SHIT...TRUTH CAME OUT....did you think you could beat Warrior....HOW DID YOU UNDER-ESTIMATE HIM SO BADLY!!?? Better ways to handle it....no this is an ideological battle for the meaning/future of America....and I've got my two caulloused knuckle fists up at the computer screen right now. It's gonna get ugly.

hungryJack runs by people on the street and Kanyon Kutters them. Man, that's not tough. That's just mean.

Fuck, now I'm horny.

Don't read this before lunch? Shit that article made made me so hungry I ate two pounds of chicken salad. Out of a dumpster. I washed it down with buttermilk.

Prostate massages. It also makes weeping noises once you're done. It's really a great machine, I don't know why you all are getting huffy.

MOONSAULTED~!

i just read 'the Baker's Boy' , and am continuing on with the series. It's pretty damn good, despite it being mostly ~political intrigue~! Oh, and Hana Yori Dango. I love that. I'm such a woman.

Oh, and when I played football, it was always the short guys who would flex and preen in front of the mirrors. I didn't because I never had abs. *tear* P.S. You know what the greatest thing in the world is? Goldberg traps. Fairly useless muscle, but it's a fuckload more intimidating than big biceps. Very few can develop the *Goldberg traps*. Shame that doing shrugs in a weight room makes you look fucking silly.

I'm 6'4 300 lbs, 250 lean body weight. I'm big as hell, but I don't look intimidating (at least in my eyes.) Last fight I was in: this guy socked my friend, he went down, I slammed the guy against the wall while I helped my friend up. 'Hey, you ok?' while the guy kept hitting me. And then... oww oww. I look over and the guy's biting the shit out of my arm. Took a decent chunk out of it too, still have a big-ass scar. Funniest part: I'm so incredulous I look at the guy and we make eye contact. me: completely dumbfounded, Him: gnawing at my forearm. Me: outraged ' are you fucking biting me?' Fucker keeps gnawing. While maintaining eye contact. I throw him as far as I can, which is about four feet. He lands on a table, spilling a bunch of drinks. I blush and apologize, and renew the patrons' drinks. 'Let's go'. The best part? i went into the same bar a year later and the bartender remembered and bought me a drink, instead of being pissed, he said it was his fault for getting the guy too dunk. Good ol' faux chinese resataurant bars. Moral of the story: apparently even pissed off, I don't hit people. In a frat wrestling contest I did powerbomb the shit out of someone once. He proceeded to own my ass once he caught his wind. Good times. Hmm, this just brought to mind one time I got the shit beaten out of me by five frat guys during a vandalism run. I am totally unable to throw a punch, but I can sure as hell take them, and flick you off in the face. (they had an inflatable kiddy pool. we were trying to steal it. I knew it was fucking stupid. I didn't know how stupid until literally 60 guys poured out of the bar RIGHT ACROSS THE STREET.) ^Highlight of that night:the friend I was trying to preotect gets pushed by some big motherfucker to the edge of a porch. He proceeds to say 'fuck it' and gives the pusher a Owen Hart/Shamrock belly to belly slam off the porch. Approximately. Man that's one of the only nights I felt I had balls. We proceeded to get wasted, all beat-the-fuck-up. We were fucking proud. Good times.