Special K

"Fried Gold": The only thing better than gold. Honestly, the 'internet lingo' here is hardly overdone, with the notable exception of the proliferation of Best/Worst.XXXX.Ever which has basically wormed its way into public consciousness, not just the internet. You at least don't have people 733+ 5p34k1n9 and all that retarded crap. Posters here often use proper grammar as well! This is much rarer than you may think. By the way, pwned is pronounced "PUH-noned."

They just did one. Bubba Ho-Tep. Hail to the king, baby.

Fuckin' WEAK. Now I really wish I had seen them a couple weeks ago.

Paul Newman: Cool Hand Luke Hustler Butch Cassidy The Sting Hud Bruce Campbell: Army of Darkness Evil Dead Evil Dead II Maniac Cop Bubba Ho-Tep Ron Perlman Cronos City of Lost Children Hellboy Blade II Clint Eastwood Unforgiven Dirty Harry Good, Bad and the Ugly A fistful of Dollars Hang 'em high John Cusack Grosse point Blank Better off Dead The Grifters High Fidelity Say Anything Honorable: Being John Malkovitch

Boy, I bet you didn't laugh once during Terms of Endearment either, did you?

Hedberg es numero tres. The pontif would be 4. D'oh.

He was a great man. Hope his successor can live up to him. I have successfully resisted the urge to post a Christopher Daniels picture.

Pretty much just Phil Hartman. Oh, and Cobain.

Hey, you're wrong twice!

I don't see why we can't just ID for games and end this whole stupid debate. No one ever tries to do anything about it, they just bitch because it makes them look righteous. How about you reccomend an alternative? "Parents: buy your kids Katamari Damacy. Male and female, black and white, young and old, it doesn't matter in the dark.... I mean when you're grabbed by an enormous, mystically sticky ball."

Let's see, the topic says COMEDIAN Mitch Hedberg. I'd guess he's a comedian! And if I wanted some of his unique comedic quotes, mayhaps I would venture to a "search engine" and type 'Mitch Hedberg'. I'm just fucking with you. He was an famous oceanographer.

*sad.*

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard.

Whatever, Mike. You want Hillary.

LOL!

Floating in his hot tub.

^ In my mind will always look like Vinnie Vegas due to the sig.

Word up. +2 points for 'dis', -1 point for neglecting to use 'shorty' or 'bitch' instead of 'woman.'

While I put 'Nevermind the Bollocks' on my list, comparing it to Sum 41 and Good Charlotte is nonsensical. The lyrics on that album are still really pretty damn harsh, and it at least seems unaffected, whereas sum 41 and Good Charlotte are pretty much the definition of 'affected'.

Never bought an album strictly for its cover (chocalate and cheese comes close, but I liked voodoo lady), however I bought Blonde Redhead's latest after hearing one song from it on the radio. I mean I immediately drove to the closest record store and bought it, despite having never heard anything else from them.

3x post FURIOUS COMBO. Great!

Super double post.

Well, that's weak and all, but what exactly are we going to discuss?

This is completely bizarre. I don't think this'll last, and I doubt there will be many successful cases under this precedent, but it just makes no sense to me. If something's public record, it's public record. If someone is arrested for murder and later released or acquited, can they sue a paper for reporting their arrest? That acually makes MORE sense in my mind than this, which is to say, non at all.

I'm thinking this has to be an April Fool's joke. Those controllers would be helluva expensive and annoying.