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I meant DQ IV (Dragon Warrior here) D'oh Suikoden II may be hard to find, but almost everyone who has played it LOVES it. I think the success of fairly complex games such as Disgaea and The original FFTactics show there's a market for fun and innovative systems, but you don't need it ALL the time. Then there are technologically brilliant games like Xenosaga, which I thought had the most boring combat ever and spent too much damn time on its just OK story. And I wasn't insulting Castlevania: SOTN by calling it Metroid with swords. I think it's the best example of its genre, and a near perfect game. In fact it pretty much IS perfect except for being too easy. (Oh and the gay pr0n voice acting) I was just commenting it wasn't some new shiny 'Ooh I can control Alucard with a microphone!' game, it was simply an excellent game in an established genre. And it rules.

Actually it was invented to create a planet of only lesbians.

Perhaps they should look in the pudding.

This doesn't even mean anything. Guess what? Conservatives will say Fox News is objective, liberals will say the other networks are objective. Guess what! They're both wrong! No one can be completely objective. It is an impossibility. There only degrees of subjectivity. I assume that your implication here is that being reasonable = being ati-liberal. If this is the case why did 48% of the USA vote for a complete turd like Kerry? Why have Bush's approval ratings been so low? <-- aside from the 9/11 spike. Why were Bill Clinton's approval ratings 73% while he was being impeached ?(higher than Reagan's EVER were) Oh, right. liberal bias liberal bias liberal bias. Bullshit. No one should be a parrot for either Air America or Rush Limbaugh. Open your eyes and ears and form some opinions for yourself besides just making ridiculous blanket statements.

Sons of the Pioneers are so emo it hurts.

No, you're colorblind.

Morons who buy albums because the singer or singers are hot. I know members of both sexes who have done this.

RotLD Zombie: send more brains, er policemen Shivers Zombie: *Runs up, cornholes him* Anger zombie runs by in the background screaming I think we're on to something!

They'll find TV time somewhere else. The whole network image thing is such bullshit. The only way you change a public network's image is by putting on consistently good shows. Wait, Smackdown sucks. Doubt they'll find anything better though.

Or if you feel like fuckin' with yourself put on Ween's 'The Pod'

Man walks into a doctor's office, says "Doc, I'm sick." Dr. asks well, what are your symptoms? Man says I just think I'm sick Dr: Headach? Nauesea? Light-headed? Man: nope Dr: well why do you think you're sick? Man: Well, I was fucking my sister the other day when... Dr: Oh my God! That's horrible! Man: *shrug* I told you I'm sick.

Tall people, black males and lefties die earlier, quite significantly so. Fat people indulgein the habit of taking McDonald's advice to 'pound' burgers regularly. Unless being fat fucks with their job performance, I don't think they should be fired. I hope you mean 'filthy' in the sense of 'dag, that's filthy, yo' and I hope you mean 'disgusting' in the sense of 'this cigarette is so delicious it's disgusting.' Otherwise I may have to seriously doubt your credentials as a doctor. P.S. Could they chaw? Or use nicorette? I don't think they can tell the difference from a piss test. You know you want it.

Yeah I picked Chris. She was cool. The one thing they should have kept was the hero with some personality. Loading times have been fixed. Unless you're REALLY impatient. Don't really know why it's getting unfavorable reviews. People seemed to cream over Shining Force GBA for being a fun, uncomplicated RPG. This is the same, except it's great eye candy too. Maybe it turns to shit late in the game, but I'm going to give it the benefit of the doubt. The only complaints I've heard are: it's unoriginal ship travel's a pain As to unoriginality, I will tell you that the games pretty much unanimously loved and played over and over by console RPGers are Final Fantasy 3/VI, Chrono Trigger, Suikoden II, Castlevania:SOTN and Dragon Quest VI. These games are not innovative, they are refined and well-executed RPGs. People in general pay way too much much attention to innovation. You know waht Castlevania: SOTN was? Metroid with swords. It's also fucking fantastic. Suikoden II is pretty much Suikoden I with a better story and Iron Chef. It rules most flashy RPGs of today though. There's a reason people emulate. No one seems to know how to make a decent side-scroller anymore. Of course there are cult hits like Valkyrie Profile, Disgaea (maybe not a cult fave that one, twas a pretty big hit) and Ogre Battle. As to the ship sailing, it's taken a max half hour out of the 10 hours I've played. There are many encounters, but they are usually very short. The stupid fucking idiot at insidepulse couldn't figure out that the R1 button that makes you go twice as fast on land also makes you go twice as fast on the sea.

OMG MARY JANE'S A REDHEAD JINGUS /nerd.

Let me preface this by saying I was against the war from the get-go, and think that torturing prisoners is fucked ('specially when estimates our own people admit that at least half of the Iraqis held now are probably innocent.) Regarding the above post, yeah, that's shocking, but what the fuck are American troops over there supposed to do? Let every car right near them? They'd all be fucking dead. The terrorists there bring this on innocent Iraqi people for using suicide tactics.

The enemy encounter rate IS high, however 1) The loading times aren't long 2) The battles are usually very quick, much like the first 2 suikodens And I thought Suikoden III was all right. However, Suikoden I was a very fun little game that had the benefit of being the first really good PS RPG, and was the infancy of the series, and Suikoden II is a masterpiece. Suikoden III had an engaging story (slightly more engaging if you read up on the suikogaidens) and the cool skill system, but the battles were too long, and the area of effect thing for spells is retarded if you can't specifically control where your people are. Made the fire rune pathetic and the lightning rune godly. And when you choose one of the cooler characters (Chris or Geddoe) to be your hero and you realize that little bitch kid is SUPPOSED to be the hero, it sort of irks.

I would actually suggest NOT listening to music you enjoy. I listened to an album while I had a horrible fever, and through association I can't listen to it anymore.

Regarding the original post: Highland, did you even read the article? Your topic is 'Songebob is gay' and your stupid-ass comment about forcing children to accept homosexuality doesn't apply. I think you should read the goddamn article before you post it as a topic.

Here's something to caompare this band to: Land of the Loops if they really fucking sucked mixed with the Postal Service if they really fucking sucked. Sorry.

The original controls like absolute shite. I believe it's available to download as freeware now, so if you feel the desire to futilely try to move a box while a werewolf pounds on a window ad nauseum before finally breaking in and killing you in seconds, go for it!

Do the Right Thing. There's a movie that kicked ass.

Honestly this makes me want to puke, Not in a superior way, Sean waltman sounded so Fucking sad and pathetic, Chyna is out of control. Honestly, if she doesn't have Waltman, who's been through the shit, to turn to, who does she have? Shit I'm a cunnilingus fanatic and I can't get down with that <-obligatory dig.

Honeslty, who gives a shit as long as she used protection? I'm far more concerned about the slanders against Dawn Marie, who was seriously the sweetest lady ever. Totally nice. And far better looking than Lita at the show I was at. yeah they were both there. Her natural exuberance has been heavily crushed by the WWE YOU MUST GET 9bigger in Dawn's case) IMPLANTS AND PAINT YOURSELF TO NO END! She was fucking hilarious in the latter days of ECW. I will respect Dawn and Trish from their interviews.

Holy SHIT! A winner is you! Thanks raza, I'm going to have to rent this again and laugh my ass off.

Have you ever read Ann Coulter's column about Halle Berry's win? It's fucked. Here it is. Jesus Christ.