Special K

2% of religious people pay attention to this stuff, just like 2% of lefties want Christmas to be banned. Much sound and fury signifying nothing. If you can beat an argument by staring someone in the eye slack-jawed, you win. I gaurantee a slack-jawed, disbelieving stare would beat this out. Preferrably with a cigarette hanging from the lip. for maximum disbelif.

They Did Doom alright, but Christian looks positively orgasmicly sleazy. He is so the shit.

Holy shit, it's already finished? I saw him speak for the first book like a year and a half ago, and haven't even finished it! So, has anyone read this? Neal Stephenson has the potential to be one of the best sci-fi authors today, except he seems to have trouble writing endings to his books. (Diamond Age being a perfect example of a genius book that just completely deflates in the 3rd act). Is the series worth diving into? I've got too many books to read.

Unfortunate name. Their big sammich is the Dick's Deluxe, which could be a good porn name. Better than the name of another local (horrible, and now out of business) chain: Dag's. I cannot think of a more awful syllable than dag.

Please enlighten me.

In regards to the Vader Orndorff confrontation, I think the concensus was that Vader simply didn't fight back against a half-crippled old man, and Mr. Wonderful surprised him with a few shots.

Yeah, but you'd have to live in Idaho. The one time I was there, I honestly laughed my fucking ass off at the local news. Essentially because nothing happened. They had a story about 'something scary... at the dairy. There was a small fire but a security guard put it out. One of their top stories. They could seriously just say: "Hey! It's flat and kinda dusty! We grow potatoes. We have both a gun AND liquor store. And there's a currrrazay new Eye-talian restaurant opening in Salem! What will they think of next? Bob with the weather?

How much is needed normally? I hate messing with Nyquil. All I know is when I take it when I'm sick, sure it knocks me out, but damned if I don't feel worse when I wake up.

I'll drink any of the high gravity bum beers before Natty or Miller Light. Fun fact: Apparently Natty light has the highest profit margin of any beer, presumably because everyone knows of it, and it doesn't have to advertise. Hey, if you like really hoppy stuff (and I sometimes do) try Stone's stuff. They're the ones who make Arrogant Bastard. Ruination Ale is absurdly hoppy and really strong. And if you ever want to try an 'alternative' beverage, I would suggest mead. Mmmm mead.

Oh wow. People are talking smack in a thread about fast food. HARDCORE LIKE BIG JAPAN! EXTRRRRRREME! I seriously want a $6 burger. I know if I got one it would probably look like shit and just taste okay, but the promo picture of that thing is godly. Am I the only one who hates fries? It may be because I'm a Pollock but I like to taste some potato in my potato side dish. Steak fries, jo-jos, hash browns, all good. But I refuse to eat fast food french fries. Except for at Dick's a local chain that is awesome and cheap (they serve 4 simple types of burgers all good, fries, soda and ice cream shit.) Their fries are limpy and greasy as fuck. Also really salty. They're tremendous.

This is one that hadn't occured to me since it's technically the second track, but I'd consider it the album's opener. Deltron 3030- 3030 Awesome way to set the mood for the album. And just so I can put in on the list 'Holiday in Cambodia' is the first track on the 2nd disk of the extended Fresh Fruit release. And it goes here because it fuckin' rules.

If I get a cheapo burger I usually go Jack in the Crack. Pretty good meat, cheap as fuck if you want it to be, good variety.

Or if you're Jet.

McDonald's has to make the worst burgers on the planet (though I haven't been to White Castle.) Maybe they've changed, but I can remember all I could taste on the fuckers were American cheese because everything else was so damn BLAND.

That's better than 95% of pop stars then. She's still copletely unoriginal.

Grace Jones was cool too. Can Lavigne at least play an instrument?

You shit. Now I want a Cadbury Cream egg.

I know. I was just fu'cking with you.

Why do you keep hiccuping when you say Halloween?

I really want to go here.

Bill made it clear: Eattin' ain't Cheatin'

You shouldn't be ashamed to quote Stalin. He had some keepers.

Annie Lennox wore a tie before Avril Levigne. Now there was a unique lady.

The thing about American judges is that they're wimps about food. Gross, fish eggs. Liver? Gross! etc. Gilbert fucking Godfried isn't going to pop a piece of turkey sashimi in him mouth and say that it reminds him of being a young boy flying a kite in the summer. If I was a chef and someone went eww I don't like mushrooms I'd snap and ask them if they wanted a fuckin' Totino's pizza.

Gwen Stefani. She had a unique voice.