Special K

Wow, I had no idea they were still around. Has their newer stuff been cool?

Shit man EVERY ROCK BAND that wasn't heavy-metal was called alternative in the mid-late 90's. It's just a shitty buzzword that was applied to esoteric, original rarely listened to bands, that quickly came to be applied to sappy and poppy bands. And don't you dare compare Avril Lavigne to Gwen Stefani. One was actually pretty original.

Yeah, all of Borat's quotes are mangled Polish. He said in commentary on an episode someone called him out on it and he thought he was fucked, but saved it with a lame excuse

Her and Scarlett officially make Ghost World the best movie ever. (Steve Buscemi's awesomeness and a good script help a little, I guess.)

Um, the only thing you can do is decide whether or not to trade with him. If I saw someone listed as a bad trade I would be leery, though.

It's not that big a deal. It's not like he's ever going to be anything very important. He is a moron though. His only job is not to look like a complete cock in public. Mission failed.

If you count the trilogy as one song (not that the eliminator jr part is bad) I definitely agree. Thinking about Sonic Youth, the last song on Sonic Nurse, Peace Attack is one of the weakest tracks of the album if taken individually, but makes a really nice coda. Equus is a very nice sendoff to Blonde Redhead's Misery is a Butterfly

Thora Birch was nicer : )

Sorta lame ingredients, unfortunately. At least it's not as lame as potato battle. Buffalo is delicious, though.

Yes Borat is his funniest character. At a formal dinner Borat, speaking uncertainly: My sister she is... is a... prostitute? Stunned old lady: That's.. that's horrible! Why is she a prostitute? Borat, laughing: Because she like to make money! (To old lady's husband) High five!

Speaking of Japanese quotes, Jericho had quite the pottymouth over there. 95' Super J Cup, Benoit v Jericho (awesome match, BTW) Jericho: *slaps Benoit* COME ON MOTHERFUCKER! Crowd: OOOooooh! Benoit: *Slaps the living shit out of Jericho, nearly legit knocking him out, according to Jericho's website* Crowd: OOOOOOOOOOOOH! Some televised Hardcore match, Snow v Road Dogg, Al snow does his patented and corny bowling ball roll to opponent's nuts in the corner. Road Dogg does this hilarious selling job, spazzing out in the corner. He sticks his head out of the ring, right up to the camera and says: Dogg: Ow, my b.. my b.. Ow Lawler: Don't say it Road Dogg! Dogg: Ow, my balls. Funny becauseof the timing (Dogg says it RIGHT after Lawler's line) and the fact that Dogg's overselling it so much, it looks like he's laughing. Also gotta plug the 5 times a match when the Japanese commentator doesn't scream the name of a move, he just screams for 3 seconds THEN calls out a move. It would be great if Ross would do that once. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Stunner!

How come John Belushi and Jimi Hendrix had to kick the bucket, but this guy's still around? It is a shame, but he's clearly out of control. How long has he been addicted to this stuff? 15 years?

Yeah, Hans Blix expressed doubt that there were WMDs.

Since the topic's getting boring, Fred Phelps reminds me of a funny thing I heard on a local sex advice show years ago. A guy calls from Montana and explains in great detail that he and his horse have a very loving relationship, and he doesn't see why they can't get married as a show of lifelong commitment to his horse. Yes they have sex, but they have a deep emotional bond. The host after this long, calmly-explained (and, of course insane) argument asks if it's a boy horse or a girl horse. The guy gets ALL pissed off and blusters. "I'M NOT A FAG!" Fred Phelps may be a miserable piece of shit and a con-man. He may take great delight in the misery of others, and even enjoy causing misery in others, but he's goin' to heaven because HE'S NOT A FAG DAMMIT. P.S. I gaurantee you that creepy fucker enjoys some kind of weird sexual practice.

Why do birds suddenly appear everytime you are near? Just like me, they want to be close to youi

Ooh, this one is tougher. Chemical Brothers: The psychedelic Experiment. Bjork: All is full of love. Clash: Train in Vain Juno Reactor: Mars

Canadians = I scan a nad ho ho ho. EDIT: Americans = Nas? I cream! oh ho ho

Oh, holy shit, thank you Myxamatosis! I was going to Interpol anyway, but now I look and it's been announced that Blonde Redhead's opening up for them. Yes! Their last album was probably in my top 3 of last year. Of course, I expect them to focus more on their older stuff unless they plan to bring a clavinet up on stage. Either way, this made a great concert fucking awesome. 2/11 at the Paramount in seattle.

Why didn't Robocop ever get shot in the mouth?

His little celebrations when his girlfriend (Duff) was on stage were hilarious.

Cheap, pretty good nuggets and salads with their meals. Wendy's is better than the Golden Arches Dining Club. QED. Also their Chicken sandwiches are pretty fuckin' good.

*Sigh* I had a much better response written out, and IE crashed when I tried to post. There is evidence of the Trinity. However, there's no proof that God the Father and Jesus are one. Jesus is referred to as the Son of God, he never asks that he himself be worshipped, He offers the Lord's prayer and asks for God's word to be spread. Nowhere does he say he is equal to God. If it is so very clear, why was it one of the main points of debate among early Christians? Answer: it isn't clear. And did you read the site above? Where you seem to believe the Catholics made Purgatory up out of thin air, there are passages that lend themselves quite a bit to a place of cleansing between heaven and hell. It's not definite of course. Why? Because the Bible is often opaque and contradictory, written by man. Quick question, before the time of Jesus, where did the good men of the past go? Was Abraham in hell before Jesus allowed ascension to heaven? Why else would there be so MANY sects of Christianity? Every one differs in some way in their interpretation of the Bible. Don't mean to pick a fight, you seem like a decent guy, just want to discuss, especially since you say you have studied the Bible intensively, yet see no opacity or contradiction in it.

That's what I've been trying to do. EDIT: I'm sorry sir! *weep weep weep* | | \/

Is Ozzie Davis really JFK in Bubba Ho-Tep? Why would Michael Jackson turn into a car when he can turn into a sweet Go-Bot? Speaking of Go-Bots, in Transformers, why would the matrix of leadership destroy a whole planet and not hurt anyone else? Why didn't the Empire take guard the Death Stars' weaknesses very carefully if they knew of them? Why does everyone like the book Neuromancer? It rips off The Matrix so much!

I need veggies with my burgers too. Ground beef needs accompiament. The six dollar burger, now that looks awesome. Even Hef thinks so!