Special K

I gotta say, Tokyo Magnum's entrance is one of the funniest and most awesome things I've ever seen.

Good rhymer Dre backing him up 'Unique' (aka white) rap voice a la the Beasties, but trying to do more hardcore stuff. A master of self-promotion. Be whi----nevermind.

Prince can sing, play his own instrument (quite well) and is just as self indulgent as Jackson and Eminem. It's still all just apples and oranges. I've heard two or three Eminem albums in full, and they struck me as, as I said, about as deep as Trent Reznor. That doesn't mean he's bad, he's a skillful rhymer and all. He has good production. Just not my thing. Like I said, I like guys like Del, who's at least as good at wordplay as Eminem, and not so angry/whiny/'hard' whatever you want to call it.

I meant for total albums sold by an artist, not individual album. I'll make a statement: Prince is way more talented than either MJ or Eminem.

Add Bruce Campbell to my list. I have seen every movie he has a signigicant role in, excluding the one Raimi/Coen brothers movie Crimewave. He's the best. I actually liked the Truman Show, and LOVED Eternal Sunshine, but since his ingratiating turn on Truman Show, he's churned out some crap. The Magnificent, the Grinch (more because I think of Seuss being the last thing I wanted turned into a bad collection of jokes about farts and commercials and shit like that.) and Bruce Almighty is one of the worst comedies I've ever seen. He's no longer a must see. I strongly reccomend Beat Takeshi to anyone. He's one of the hosts of Most extreme elimination, but he has been called the Japanese Clint Eastwood, for his deadfaced intimdating glare. Start with Brother, his most accessible.

The Clash and London Calling albums from the Clash. All kinds of Funkadelic. I like 'the electric spanking of war babies' album. All kinds of Bowie, he has greatest hits albums by time period that I'm sure you can look up on Amazon (I'm sometimes hazy on when he did certain albums)

I thought the Beatles had the record for most albums sold, with Garth Brooks desparately schomping at their heels with all his fucking double albums and alternate personality. Is that just in the U.S? And can everyone chill the fuck out? MJ only has a few songs I like, but he had a great voice. His stuff may have been produced/written by others, but his voice has stood the test of time. Twisted fucker, sure. I hate Eminem, but he's a decent rapper, who is about the lyrical equivalent of Trent Reznor. He's pretty much just not my cup of tea. I like 'clever' rap like Del, Devon the Dud, Beasties and Aceyalone. Their music cannot be compared, it is COMPLETELY different. And all these little personal jabs are retarded.

Beat Takeshi is the only one who has never steered me wrong. Will Ferrell at this point, I will laugh at him even if the script's crap, so he's the only other, but I'm sure he'll try the cheesy dramatic role a la Carrey and piss me off. Cruise and Bruce Willis, Pitt and Norton are usually very good at picking scripts, but none of them are must see. (whole ten yards? No thanks.)

There's no way you're going to beat the Japanese guys for near falls. They time them insanely well, and just the presence of the crowd's ONE! TWO!... AWWWWWWWWWWWWW! every time there;s a near fall is awesome.

And remember, Spike was an ENGLISH TEACHER! You don't get any scarier than that. Norton was the world arm wrestling champion at one time so... no. Of course, fights under uncivilized circumstances are can rarely be predicted. Someone like spike could easily gouge your eyes and headbutt the shit out of your face if he we inclined to fight that dirty.

By the end, he clearly didn't. All he did was semi-shoot nudge-nudge wink-wink stuff. Maybe Russo asked him to, but it occured when he was booking, too.

Hey. It ain't braggin' if it true.

Worst for the company, and in terms of build up HAS to be the Starrcade with the Sting/Hogan fast-count/Hart match. That screwed-up finish never should have even been booked. If that match never happened, and Sting had just beaten Hogan's ass and won cleanly (yeah right) they could have fed him heels for a year, and people would have eaten it up.

I always thought Bubba Ray's insane, spazzed out dance was awesome, have only seen it like twice. You know, he was lke the worst ever, but New Jack used to crack me up with his mannerisms. Playing the guitar, typing on a keyboard, or vaccuming with a vaccum cleaner before he nailed someone with it, the way he used to hunch over and tiptoe around at random intervals, and of course, he was always completely wild-eyed and crazy-looking. And this was funny AFTER I knew he was OK, but he set D-Von up for a balcony dive, did it, complete with the little goofy midair dance, and missed in the WORST possible way, just nailing his forehead on the edge of the table, but falling short and failing to make any contact whatsoever with D-Von. D-Von couldn't even sell it, and I'm sure it was supposed to be the big finish.

You can find most of those books on Amazon, don't think you'll be finding many in your local used bookstore. Don't really think I'll be picking them up, though. If American Psycho is the light reading on the list, that's a bit crazy. American Psycho didn't make me puke, but It made me feel depressed.

LimoZeen or DeathTongue?

You know what song makes me happy and sad at the same time? "Redemption Song" as performed by Joe Strummer and Johnny Cash. Two of my favourites, now dead. They sound both weary and hopeful at the same time. Great, great track. "The District sleeps alone tonight" by the Postal Service sorta gets me too. You know what song I HATE, and it makes me sad? Good Riddance by Green Day. I hated it when it came out, and I hate it even more that it's been played at just about every friend's funeral/sad TV special ever. If a see a tribute to Rodney Dangerfield with Good Riddance playing while he's in slow motion, it will be the first time a song's made me cry, and it'll be with anger.

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That Manson one was around for Reznor before Manson was even a musician.

In taurus and Ursa, the goal is only to get the biggest one you can find.

Bubba Ray at a Heat Wave referring to the crowd: "We got some faggot in a hawaiin shirt We gotta mother who taught her daughter how to suck dick And some ugly skankasaurus who's gonna take 9" of black dick so far up her ass she won't know what hit her!" (At this point he points to D-Von who does a spastic 'humping' dance.) "And the best part is, none of you have the guts to do anything about it." (Drops mic, gets out of ring starts getting in fans' faces. Aforementioned mother spits in his face, he spits right back. Another guy gets in his face.) Bubba: "Come on you bald, fat, motherfucker!" Cyrus: "How did he know his name?" Does anyone know the famous New Jack race baiting promo?

Dude, they were both pretty solid today.

NONONO The radical Islamists are 'Haters' THEy are the ones who are directing their Haterade towards unseemly places.

Oh my God, he just called our enemy haters. They are officially drinking too much haterade

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