Special K

"King Kong Bundy looks like a giant penis in a broken black condom." -Violent J. By far the best thing he ever did. Hennan's commentary through the Royal Rumble Flair win is probably my favorite. He's just hilarious throughout. And I do remember the Gertner/Ballz moment for the call, and Gertner's awesome physical comedy. *daintily drops a chair on Ballz' head* *turns toward crowd, flaps wrists wildly*

My blunder aside, WHY DID HE DO IT A SCOND TIME? It clearly wasn't going to work. He shat his pants from a tombstone? That's even better.

The Mike Awesome/Spike Dudley match is the only match I've watched live where I was genuinely scared for someone. It was basically every single nasty variation of the awesome bomb for 10 minutes. Fujinami/Maeda is a brutal, brutal shitkicking. Made nastier by the fact that the match had to legitimately be ended since Maeda spin-kicked Fujinami so frakkin' hard that he pulled a Muta gusher, without the blade. Shane Mcmahon getting destroyed by Angle. Suplex headrop on concrete. Suplex headrop on concrete. Suplex through glass. Then, out of frustration he just whips him head-first through the glass. I have no idea why Shane took beatings like that. And honorable mention goes to Rick Rude destroying Lawler's car with a baseball bat. Mid-match, Lawler's of course in control. And then Rude, in full view of Lawler, audience and camera taunts Lawler and just destroys his car with a baseball bat. Man, I wish I still had that tape.

I voted Okami. It's a beautiful game, and incredibly fun. Great controls, and it's a BIG game. The only thing I can say bad about it is it's just way too easy. Guitar Hero II is the shit. Freebird co-op on hard is pretty much a mandate for when me and my friends are going to head home. FFXII is also great. Good story, battle system and characters. (Balthier is freakin' COOL) It's nice to see the FF series get back to an epic medievel storyline after all the lovey-dovey stuff of the past three. Haven't played the new Zelda. Overall, a really good year for games.

Honestly, from what I saw, it was OK, and the dad with the hyooj eyebrows was a good actor. Also, the Xander-esque kid was good. Mischa Barton was awful from what I saw though. Wow, with all these great successes maybe fox should have kept AD around for the awards. And my one-man ban seems to be going well. It's alllll part of... the royal plan! (Moe and Oscar laugh)

Don't mean to be cruel, and I'm not in favor of the various beheadings/hangings/jumpings that the media revels in, but if you hang yourself because Saddam died, you're a stupid fucking twat. If you put a gun in your mouth because Kurt Cobain did: You're just a stupid little shit who can't tell right from wrong! I didn't know Saddam Hussein was dead until i read it. But the nexw thing I read was three articles asking if his hanging should be public. Generally, I just think that's sort of morbid and sick. Fucker's dead. Good. Get on with it. more Ovaltine please?

Pier 1 Imports. Best dope in the world.

Safe sex at its best! (The impressive kegels, not fucking a screaming nazi symbol. Just to elucidate.)

Shut up you! *Impotently shakes fist

Sorry, his eyes stayed open. On the plus side, he's dead! Fucker killed his own family, Jaysis.

What did you want? Here's the part you missed: *Saddam shits his pants* Dean Venture: Ewww! I didn't know they... Ew! Brock Samson: Yeah, they never show that part on TV.

The nastiest was the Wargames where he powerbombed Brian Pittman. The cage is too high! *nasty-ass powerbomb on the head* That didn't work! *second nasty-ass ganso bomb right on his head* He did have that 'It' factor, but I wish I had a video of when he got chokeslammed and shat his pants.

What I wouldn't give to again see Madden rip apart a turducken with his bare hands. "Y'see you see, Al, they have a whole duck stuffed in here!" *tear tear tear* ...silence.

COBAIN LOVE RENALDO.

CM Punk. He does so many drugs.

Fuck. Now when will I get my soulfull tearry-eyed mooning in? Fuck!

Well thanks for getting me hard. Stinky.

Honestly, Waffle House has a FOUR pork chop dinner. I think it's the default size. Jaysis. Oh. Just in the beareau of ridiculisniostionous, in the organic food aisle of my grocer: chopped potatoes. If you can't fucking cut up a potato, just give up.

Seahawks all the way, baby! No, It'll be bears v somone. Seahawks to the second round baby! First play. Romo to Owens..... OOHHH! Mutant League foorball. He exploded. And died. And exploded again. My team is hurting bad with THREE of their fuckin' corners out v TO. Let's hope he pouts.

Let me guess: Does it involve a bunch of lovable miscreants getting together, getting shitty, reminicing and using cockney slang? Because that summarizes his Hellblazer, Hitman and Preacher series. Incidentally, I loved them all. Sign me up.

That's a killer cover. if anything.

The Pogues- Rainy night in Soho. That's some poetry.

Just wantedto chime in. This is the most fun I've had with a game in ages, and I'm barely into it. The normal battles so far are pathetic, though fun. Before the Tao master, I think I got hit three times total. So, great game, more fun than I've ever had in an action RPG, and prettier than ICO/Shadow of the Colossus.

Man, I miss Jericho.

WHAT?! They don't exactly have a choice do they? They can't exactly make a big sign that says insurgents and US go home and have it work. If they willfully tolerated violence to be free they would have united against Saddam.