Special K

That's not going to surprise anyone.

Yeah, that was a really well done angle. Owen's enziguiri had never been sold as death, and Owen seemed to be too midcard for Shawn to be putting him over like that. The fact that the announcers ran to ringside really sold it too, it seemed unprecedented.

Man, the last four eps really made me sad, since it was the best run the show had. "Pier Pressure" is still tops in my book, though. Every member of the cast was perfect. Buster I originally found strange and off-putting, but once given a little chance to develop was just hilarious. Basically you could take any combination of the characters and put them in a room, and you had instant rapport. I think the censors just gave up on the show after a while. The sexual harrasment speech. And PLEASE refrain from discussing or engaging in any sort of interoffice f*bleep*ing or s*bleep*ing or finger f*bleep*ing or f*bleep*sting or *bleep*ing or even *bleep*. Even though so many people in this office are begging for it. And if anybody does anything with my sister Lindsay, I’ll take off my pants, I’ll shave my *bleep*s. And I’ll personally *bleeeeeep...*

Can't remember the last time I shat myself, but two weeks ago, I had a colonoscopy/endoscopy. They make you take something called patassium soda (I think) The stuff is incredibly strong tasting. a tablespoon in a 12 ounce thing of juice makes it taste like you're drinking straight Arm and Hammer. You have to drink two tiny bottles of this stuff in something like 24 hours. About the time you're halfway through the first bottle (you have to drink it in about half an hour total) the gurgling starts. Something is very wrong. At least you're prepared for it. This is something you devote your day to. So, i had a couple movies rented, a fantasy football mag, and a book. Basically every 2 minutes you have to run to the bathroom to just fire out a 2 second Jacuzzi-blast of ass water. You've also had to fast for two days, so you have nothing in you but a cauldron of gatorade that goes from mouth to ass in about 5 minutes. It's terrific to actually be crapping pure Jagged Ice Powerade.

Christ, that thing doesn't ever end, does it?

Just thought of impossible mission for the C64. That game WAS impossible. The voice acting was the best. "Stay a while. STAY FOREVERRR!" when you start up the game. And if you fall down a pit, there's a hilariously long scream. Like about 4 seconds. Bruce Lee was probably my most loved C64 game, though.

I've had the opportunity to use Tobias's "You have to be... some kind of She-Hulk to get this thing open!" a few times.

Comparing "Smells like Teen Spirit" to "Summertime" is just bizarre. Nirvana had to, you know, play instruments. Lyrics aren't the sole criteria of a good song.

Valkyrie Profile is bad-fucking-ass. Apparently the PSP version is pretty much the exact same game, with some enhancements. It and Suikoden II are the best games that no one can get ahold of. Well, them and every good Saturn game. Wow, I sure want to play Panzer Dragoon Saga, Guardian Heroes and Radiant Silvergun.

If an AD movie came out, I would cream my jeans. Also, Will Arnett is going to be a huge star.

"How you remind me" by Nickelback is probably my least favorite song ever. The chorus: YEAH-UH! YEAH-UH! YEAH-UH! NO NO. Desperado features hilariously bad lyrics, and it's just SO heartfelt. Like Celine Dion, beating your chest heartfelt. And Nirvana's the shit, and 'Nevermind' is a kickass album.

Muppet's a British insult, innit?

I suggest a replacement: ( )*( )

VS. Who? Will? Win?

No. I knew plenty of guys in my rowing team who would puke after a 2000 meter erg test, which is something like 6-7 minutes? (I forget, it's been way too long). Some of them went on to the UW varsity squad, which is like top 10 nationally every year. You puke because it's totally anaerobic.

Egads! I heard Rock Hudson might be a homosexual!

If you do anything to distinguish yourself, they try to bury you. Weren't HHH and HBK bitching about CM Punk? He's the rare case where the fan reaction was immediate and strong, and someone, for once, listened.

David Cross's production company is named "Liberal Jew-Run Media." COINCIDENCE OR CONSPIRACY?

At least with the majority of MJS, you can just read the codec convos. Xenosaga is one of those games where I made it to the last area, and I was just so fucking sick of it, that I never finished. I bought FFVII: Dirge of Cerberus. That was a mistake. I beat it in four days max. There's very little to go back for. The enemies are dumb as a sack of hammers, but are crack shots. (Ducking, bobbing and weaving, you still get hosed by fire. For a game where basically all you do is shoot, you have three basic weapons, though they can be modified. It's nice to see the gang back one last time, and the story's decent. However, when did Square game get so damn wussy? FFVI and VII had pretty damn dark plots. Even Chrono Trigger had some really dark moments. Now it's all "love and souls and hearts and opening up our true selves" and blah blah fucking blah. Worth a rental if you're a fan of FFVII, if not, steer far clear. Definitely should have got Disgaea 2. I played the first one for 100+ hours, and just had a ball.

Rowing. Pretty much the quickest way to exhaust your cardio system.

"Desperado" By the Eagles. Any Song by Kim Gordon on "A Thousand Leaves". Dumbass lyrics, and for some reason, she tries to sound like the girl from Bikini Kill with downs. "Simon Says" Pharoah Monch deserves a mention. It has some sweet lines in the verses, but the chorus is hilariously retarded. There's, of course, bands that make some dumb-ass songs that are freakin' great. Prime example: Ween.

You know, producers, artists and label owners of every genre get into these little tiffs all the time. No matter what the genre. They just usually don't write songs about it.

Well I'm the two-time champ (come on threepeat) And yeah, I've raked in $400 so far, and that's after entry fees.

The Who is a terrific band name. Can't believe no one's mentioned Limp Bizkit yet. Gin Blossoms isn't just two words thrown together, it's the broken blood vessels in the face that alcoholics get. Not a good band name, tho. Pearl Jam's a pretty horrible name. BUTT Trumpet Twink the Wonder Kid Pretty Girls make Graves Ugly Kid Joe Me First and the Gimme Gimmes Any Name that's just a random word plus a number: Matchbox 20, Blink 182, Sum 41