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http://www.somethingawful.com/index.php?a=2649 Pretty damn funny.

Boulevarde, one-way, interstate, bitch I've seen 'em ALL.

Oh, OK. I'm exactly 25. That must be why I think Bon Jovi sucks. Quoted for truth. The whole 'fuck the hipsters' argument is so silly. Don't like Britney Spears? Or ICP? Fuck you hipster! Let the teenyboppers and juggaloes enjoy their music!

Who doesn't like Hank Williams Sr?

House of the Dead's one of the worst movies I've ever seen. I'm not spending a red cent to see any of his others. I'll dig up the awesome Something Awful article on him.

Ezell's is so good that Oprah used to have it flown from Seattle to Chicago. That's some good motherfuckin' chicken. Chicken en mole (or any kind of sauce, really), chicken lasagna, or just a grilled chicken breast sandwich are all easy to make and bomb. I would never fry chicken myself.

Seriously. He at least should have been fully evil by the end. Two easy steps to make the third movie better: 1) He straight up stabs Padme through the chest in their confrontation 2) After being rebuilt, his only line is a good ole' "What is thy bidding, my master?" That's a lot better than Padme dying of sadness and the infamous "NooooOOOOoooo!"

The whole thing is the pacing of the new trilogy was just so wrong. If it had started with Obi-Wan actually meeting this hot-shit young pilot, instead of some shitty cute kid, having him slowly turn in the second movie, and then finally complete the turn at the beginning of the third and just start fucking shit up, it would have been so much better. Instead, they completely abandon any development of the main character of the trilogy by making him a child (a poorly acting one at that) in the first movie. And spending tons of time on fucking Jar-Jar, but let's not even get into that. So... he had a dream his wife died, and it fucked him up enough that like 20 minutes later he's killing tons of kids. Deep. The Samurai Jack installation of the series got it better, which is pathetic. All in all, I've seen each installation of the new trilogy once, and the only one I think I'd ever want to see again is Ep 3. They're not just disappointments, the first 2 are just straight up BAD movies. The Phantom Menace is a TERRIBLE movie. It would probably be in my bottom 10 of terrible big-studio movies. Well, I'll always have the Thrawn trilogy.

http://www.ezellschicken.com/ Best I've ever had.

Don't get it from an infromertial. You can easily get them live on the infernet.

Best: 'Ravishing' Rick Rude. For some reason, even though it's a terrible pun, I sorta like Paul Bearer.

Cold Diet Coke. The Lemony kind may be worse.

Now you're about as dumb as Einsteon. Way to go Einsteon. Here, I'll make your next post for you: shoit fcuk ballicked ccokscuker ass.

Yeah, because no one's ever had a poor male boss. My boss is a woman, with three kids no less, and she does a very good job.

It's not like it sounds delicious without the cheese. I need some veggies in my shit, man. Par exemple, the Zesty Chicken Bowl. That little motherfucker's tasty.

I would assume so. He killed Mutant X by grabbing him (Mutant X was weak to metal) and Magneto attempted to manipulate him in Ultimate X-Men (though in UXM Colossus is so strong that he just fights through it and socks Magneto.) I believe the term is "bio-organic steel", whatever the fuck that means. Boy, Colossus's special effect sure looked a lot better in X2. They already had the computer model. Why change it?

Yeah, I don't think it tops the mega-meat bowl at Denny's (or whatever it's called) or a four pork-chop dinner at Waffle House. Nonetheless, it sounds pretty gross. The cheese is definitely overkill, and it sounds like it would be better with grilled chicken rather than fried.

I thought the de-aging effects were pretty keen, myself. And Patrick Stewart didn't look much younger because he hasn't really noticeably aged in the last twenty years. He looked like the exact same in Star Trek.

I hate this tactic. Hate it, hate it, hate it. So you fucked everything up, and your poll numbers are in the tank. Time to get everyone scared of gay people again!

WM 19 was a really weird show live. HHH made Booker his bitch (1 pedigree, half minute wait, pin) Rock basically squashed Austin Jericho (the one heel that was getting cheered) lost after a really good match. Lesnar almost killed himself.

I second Sepultura.

So... importance and quality are based strictly on album sales? Or how long a band manages to stay together? I mean, I know this band doesn't fit the criteria of the list, but that makes the Velvet Underground a very unimportant band.

There's a DC of Leon? I'll have to see that.

Kurt Angle's whole undefeated run. I don't think he used any cheating, it was his celebrations and mic work that made him a heel. Didn't Edge beat Cena clean? Sure Cena had just fought, but hey.