Special K

Oh! I want to talk to Czech's left nut! (The right one is an ASSHOLE) He likes Orton and stuff.

I absolutely despise AIM. It puts all this shit on your computer. If only it wasn't my only contact withsome of my old contact friends. And this sexy li'l number I call chezch.

Chave, PM me your IM.

I'll take a quarter.

OK, I think I meant soliloquis, (sp) but, damned if I'm sure.

Ok, I just typed this, and I'm sober. What the fuck?

You all are fucking crazy. I believe there's ET life out there, but only on sheer happenstance. In distant, distant galexies. Do you KNOW how far it is to the next star? Really? It boggles the fuckin' mind.

Wait..I thought I had the patent on long-winded sonsecsicle late-night edits. YOU OWE ME 2$! 2$!

Yeah, there is a difference between media perception and fans. Most hoity-toity websites/mags (yes, inculding Pitchfork) pop a huge boner for Sleatter-Kinney. That concert had the best fans ever. Everyone was into the music, you could get close to the band often, everyone was singing the lyrics. It was a great concert. And I can't take anyone seriously that ONLY likes any one genre of music. Especially heavy metal and country.

I have to say, going back to Frequency is tough. That game is just brutal. I don't know HOW the fuck I beat it. Plus it induces severe tunnel vision. Probably shouldn't have done so much acid in college.

Lookit my hard... dick. Isn't it RAD?

As long as the music is the 'dark world' music (Think the Reznor soundtrack to Quake, only LESS musical) I have no problem. The first two Silent Hill games were great. 3 was pretty good. The Room ate ass.

At least most crazy ICP fans grow out of it. (I think they're funny, but would never go to a concert) I don't know if I can say the same for fans of DAVE!

Another: New Jack fucked up a balconey dive on D-Von, only his face hit the table. OUCH.

He's a sociopaht. Literally.

No, she's quotting me and Mike from the Pit. Fuck even responding to that piece of shit. I said everything I had to say. Telling Eric his raped friend should have kept her legs shut. Just a wonderful human being. Worthless. EDIT: or maybe not. She's doing a hell of a Mike impersonation. Scary even. In fact? It is Mike! Mike couldn't even respond in the Pit. ... Mike? I still hate you. You're still a worthless sack of shit. couldn't even quote me correctly. I called HIM an evil little shit. Maybe I should rethink that hurtful statement... MikeSC is an evil little shit.

Anything by Bukowski. Man wrote like the devil had him by his tail his whole life. William Gibson is probably my favorite author. It's sci-fi, but Neuromancer just grabs you by the nuts with its imagery. And I love reading Shakespeare's sonnets. And Jane Austen is still wonderful, funny and touching. Of course you have to be a big girl like I.

-Tain't Misbehavin' -Taint your wagon.

Talked to Czech last night.

I am an immense Polish man. 6'4", 300 lbs. 230 of that is lean weight, though. Fucking desk job kills your physique. I am a shithouse made of brick. When I last got fitted for a tux, they took my measurements, sighed, rolled me up in a camping tarp and pinned on a bowtie. Plus: Wow. Mike is essentially arguing that it's OK to fuck girls who are passed out drunk. What a gem. Now, WHY do I rarely visit that board, again? Hmmm...

Plus Bret/Owen directly led to the heated, pognant ending to WMX. Plus it's probably my fave match ever by virtue of being the first great match I ever saw.

I predict a fight. LOLz at Wonder woman kicking the shit out of the flouronic man.

THey're rumored to have genre offshoots too. Alternative Guitar Hero and Country GUitar Hero (Ugh)

Exactly. They have a ton of freedom, they obviously have incredible comedic brains, I wish they didn't spend so much time being controversial for the sake of controversy. Scott Tennorman is my favorite episode, BTW, and it's just hilariously evil. The chef episode was funny for about two minutes of its running time, and I just thought: "Get over your fucking martyr complex, you idiots."

I still can't figure out the Tumbleweed.