Special K

Yeah, I did this a while ago. Currently YouSending 1-5. There will be three zip files. EDIT: It's just Moore's run. You can get Gaiman's on eMule, or just by them. They're only a few bucks a piece on eBay. The Moore run's fuckin' expensive, though. And a couple of these issues are just reprints of old-ass Miracleman stories.

No love for Darrell Jackson, which I sort of understand. He makes both incredibly awesome and incredible boneheaded plays. If Owens is motivated and healthy, sure he's a better player than (Santana) Moss. He has some of the quickest moves on the field, still. I'd still rather have Moss on my team. He's five years younger, and not a headache. They're both injury risks, so that's a wash. Here would be my list of WRs. Basically this is my list of how well I think they'll do next year. 1) Randy Moss (if healthy) 2) Steve Smith 3) Chad Johnson (incredible player, but it helps he has one of the best QBs throwing to him) 4) T.O. 5) Marvin Harrison (sort of hard to rate, how good would he be without Peyton?) 6) Santana Moss. Speed to burn 7) Antonio Gates. May seem high, but the guy is fucking red zone MONEY. 8) Anquan Boldin. Makes lots of tough plays, keeps that ball moving down the field. Incredible receiver in tight spots. Fantastic hands 9) Hines Ward. 10) ...And as per usual I forget Torry Holt. Most underappreciated receiver in the NFL. Move him up to number 6 and bump everyone else down.

It keeps things secret, though. If all the heroes learned to quickly of the machine, perhaps they could have destroyed it.

People hate on the Family Guy because it went way downhill. Man, I just watched the Stewie Griffin story, and it had like 3 good laughs. And that show used to be downright hilarious. Simpsons has obviously gone way downhill. I think they should end it, and really invest themselves in writing a movie or something for a grand sendoff. It's been on the air for so long now, there's as many good seasons as bad.

I'd rather have Santana Moss on my team, too.

OH NO YOU DI'INT

I need to pick up the new Yeah Yeah Yeahs album. I liked "Fever to Tell" quite a bit, and "Gold Lion" is boss.

I sort of like Morrison. The pubestache has to go, though. As does the angry bouncing the ball on his head.

So what's more acceptable, fucking a weight bench or a Teddy Bear? I know a guy who fucked a Raggedy Ann doll with a fleshlight stuck in it. And that guy's name was.... ME! *Shakes crime stick* No, it actually wasn't. I think it's worse that another friend left that thing in his bed with a love letter stuck to it.

And that rushing led to fetch quests which probably took about as much time to program as they do to play. And those fetch quests basically include a LOT of sailing. I'll probably eventually buy a GC in order to play this game and the Metroids, unless you need the Revolution to get the full experience, or some bullshit like that. And I'll agree that Four Swords is a great game. You should really have 3 or 4 people to experience the goodness, though.

That was a joke, right?

Un Chien Andelou.

That's a lot of onion. And I'm Polish.

Well, there was Wind Waker, which was awesome except for all the FUCKING SAILING.

I played Daggerfall. That game was way too fucking big.

I bet you I can throw this here football over those mountains.

EDIT: sorry, I forgot to impress you.

Fuck you, princess.

And Ripper, get the fuck off your high horse. Callin' people racists is akin to calling them the devil.

Was the V speech intact? By which I mean the corny allitteration? As in: V, A vestibule of veal, Verily, Vermouth. Venkman. Va Vunchback of Votre Vlame. Vash the stampede. Verily . V V V ! I just thought of violin! Voila! Venison. I valso came up with some words. Veracty. Volatile. Let's go fuck some shit up.

Well - I'm proud of myself. THis is the Nth tim I've created a thread of this nature while drunk and made a fool of myself.

Oddly enough, various rappers are pretty good actors. I mean, comparing them to any other no-talent celebrity. Often they just play themselves, but: Mos Def is good, Ice Cube is good, mostly comedically. Snoop is good, but he just plays himself. Ice T is just a fucking good actor. Ludacris was good in the pivotal scene in Hustle & Flow.

Memphis WAS nuts. Ever see Rude wrecking Lawler's car? That was the SHIT.

When I fellate myself it looks like THIS.

You can't put a number on BRILLIANCE~!