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Um, it's his mother? Duh. Step-father could work too. Or gay dad. The possibilities are endless. I want to know the elevator one.

He pretty much could. Didn't Lance Storm post like every meal he ate on the road on that site?

Come on. Rushing leader, TD record. You can't overrate that, it's quite possibly the best season ever by a running back. EDIT: (I'd say that Faulk's 1999 season was more impressive)

"But don't let us stop you from getting drunk in front of your children and cheering for your favorite actor, er, wrestler." Classy.

I voted Millar, but I like Bendis when he doesn't have to do continuity (he sucks at continuity, badly). I like Ultimate Spider-Man, Goldfish, Jinx and Powers. I've avoided any of his in-continuity stuff at Marvel though, because I haven't bought any main Marvel universe stuff (except X-statix and Astonishing X-Men) in years. So I haven't really felt the horror of Bendis destroying characters I like.

Well, we'd saved up a lot of fireworks since the Sonics won the Championship in the 70's.

The Rocky fights? The fights where Rocky gets the shit kicked out of him, falls to one knee like five times, and then beats the shit out of his opponent simply because he's so tough? Kill Bill was a tribute to 60's-70's samurai movies, and was completely faithful to them. Watch any Zatoichi movie. A sword fight is going to be a lot messier and shorter than a fistfight, for obvious reasons. WP, you should watch the Calamari Wrestler. You'd fucking love it. The champion gets Calamari (a giant squid with wrestling boots) in a butterfly lock, his finisher. However, Calamari squeezes out! The announcer explains: "You can't put a joint lock on an invertebrate." That's psyschology! Plus a woman fucks a squid.

No, but since they're my favorite team, I'd like you to make a logical explanation as to why you hate them so badly. That's all I'm doing is asking. Every thread that mentions the Seahawks you have to make some short, bitter statement about how much you hate them. Try to understand: This doesn't make you an asshole, and I'm not angry that you don't like my team, I am just curious as to why? Someone brought up the excellent point that simply because Seattle is a small market nationally (the local fans are rabid and devoted, as evidenced by the ridiculous number of false starts at Qwest) that most people don't get to see them during the regular season. They haven't seen Shaun breaking tackles like a madman, or Jurevicius or Engram making some wonderful catches. I became a Tiki Barber fan because I got to watch him so often. I can explain reasons, real reasons, as to why I like or dislike the teams I do. Teams that I just generally don't have that great a knowledge of, the Bucs would be a good example, I just tend to regard with ambivalence. Either way, it's fine if you just hate them because you hate them. Don't freak when someone asks you a question. Just saying, that if your argument is 'they're boring because they're boring', it's a little weak. Sort of sounds to me like you just need to give them a chance. I'll tell you one thing, when I walked out of my friend's house after the game, and saw the spotlights and fireworks, and heard the sound of a whole city losing its mind, it was anything but boring.

God, I thought you guys were exaggerating. The beginning from an ESPN.com article. Just terrible. Of course he goes on to mention espresso and Bill Gates. Ugh.

I city can't be whiny. Seattle has a very high standard of living, it's a wondeful place to live. I've been to Pittsburgh, (one of my best friend's a native) and it's a great city, and it's pretty much the same type of people you meet in Seattle. Oh, but there were steel workers in Pittsburgh! It must be such a tough, macho city. Nevermind that the steel industry and Boeing were the only businesses in town until Microsoft rolled into town. Oh, but Starbucks came from Seattle, so everyone in the city must be an efeete yuppy. Fuck that noise. If you want a shithole, 'tough' city, that's Filthadelphia. We have led in suicide rate and serial killers (PNW in general). A lot better than living in the murder capitol of America. (Hey I did that, too!)

This isn't anything close to the Mensa test. The Mensa test is weird.

YOU HAVE NO CONCEPT is just wonderful. It's like an Ultimate Warrior insult.

Is that what all those riddles came from?

They're easy, really. Hammer-ons and Pull-offs are cake compared to very fast single notes, IMO. I mean I can do about up to 4 or 5 extremely rapid notes, but beyond that, it's easy to lose your rhythm. Plus I can't go up-and down. That's what I have to work on. And Infected on Extreme is really, really fucking fun.

Nevermind, it's an airplane cabin. Plane crash, booya.

Serial Killers don't kill them all at once. He's just a slob and has left some of his shit out in the yard. He's returning to his cabin.

This is stupid. The Steelers beat the top 3 seeds in the conference. They are the best team in the AFC. Plus, two of the games they lost in the regular season had Tommy Maddox at the helm. He sucks.

? Or perhaps the 'you' in question is a serial killer?

Well, maybe more people will care about them if they win a SB. Meanie.

Occasionally. Right now I'm wearing bluejeans, a Grateful Dead T-Shirt, and a suit jacket. Aka I'm dressed like a mess, but all I did today was watch football and play Guitar Hero with friends.

Shirts like that look pretty good on big guys, and big guys only.

And though Shaun is a quiet guy, he is MVP, and he did set the TD record. And Roethlisberger deserves some good sex in mouth after the game he put on today (Hass does too).

There are a lot of perfect teeth in those pictures. Unlike Paul Allen's. Dude, you're a billionaire. You look like you gargle Butterfingers for breakfast, then smoke a pack of Mavericks. Whiten that shit. Did anyone watch the post-game celebration? Probably not. Bradshaw seemed completely and utterly bombed out of his mind. He bitches about my favorite team in every football thread, then can't back it up.

That was wonderful. Fuck every sports analyst on the planet. EDIT: Except Bill Simmons. Thanks, man. And Dama, if you don't know why the Seahawks bore you, they just do, why is the hate so pronounced? Saying "I hate the Seahawks, they suck, and they're boring" over and over don't make it true. And according to this thread, Shaun Alexander has no personality, AND is arrogant. I think it's called being humble. We can't all be Chad Johnson. In celebration, a couple pictures of Grant Winstrom.

I've seen a ton of shitty movies. The Calamari Wrestler Avengers and Batman & Robin were so terrible, because I HAD to sit through them in the theater. I couldn't turn it off. My friends and I couldn't crack jokes. The absolute worst movie I've ever seen is The Beast of Yucca Flats, but watching it with 8 friends, we were laughing so hard we were crying. I'll take something like that, or Manos over Revenge any day. That movie would definitely be in my top ten.