Special K

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at midday and three legs in the evening?

They were married in Earth , FYI.

^ Oooooh! He is! He is!

Double letters? Green, Glass and Door each has a double letter, as do Hoff and Leena. Hence I am not behind the GGD. Marilyn Chambers sure is though. That is one trippy porno.

Actually, it shouldn't be that bad, it's just that The Ultimates has been so freakin' good. Hulk should still totally eat people.

I expect an hour of Cap throwing his shield and Black Widow slowly walking forward and firing pistols as fast as she can, but that's just the preview. And dammit, Hulk should be eatting people.

Not funny, but awesome. Onita and Terry Funk are in a exploding ring deathmatch. They respect each other. Funk is knocked out while the timer ticks down. Onita looks sadly into the ring, and at the last possible second, slides in and covers Funk to protect him. Explosion goes off. Crowd is completely silent. A fucking GUITAR SOLO plays over the intercom. The match is a draw. After the match. Funk, to Onita: "I respect you, and you're a good man, but I can't let you beat me. You never beat me." He leaves the room. Onita looks on, tears falling silently from his eyes. Not really a quote, (though the way Funk delivers it is awesome) more of an awesome little story.

GOD DAMN IT. I was KIDDING.

I thought the R Kelly stuff was funny in the episode. Then I saw all 12 episodes of 'Trapped in the Closet'. That's something that even Matt and Trey can't outdo. Absolutely hilarious, and you can't really parody it, since it's already such a self-parody.

If they changed the voices to teenagers, and the animation looks like X-Men Evolution, how faithful do you think it's going to be to the comic? I think the Hulk rampage might be toned down juuuust a little bit.

Abortion: Limit to something like the first 4 months, unless rape/incest/danger to mother. Around there, the foetus starts responding to pain, and is clearly alive. Free Speech: Honestly, this shouldn't even be brought up. Criticising your gov't is not treason. Speech, no matter how crazy, cannot be treason, IMO. If it could, Jane Fonda would have been put to death by now. Gay Rights: Let them marry. It's supposedly a free country. They're consenting adults. Not allowing civil unions is fucking criminal. Not being allowed to see someone you've lived with for umpteen years while they're dying in the hospital is disgusting. Drugs: Weed should be legal, the rest should not. Not that I'm a big weed fan, but it's really quite innocuous. Religion: Yay for it! Put a big-ass shrine on your lawn! I think all people should be able to celebrate their religions. Things like the 10 commandments on gov't property are completely fucked though. Keep it out of the gov't. I don't care if any politician invokes God in their speech, opposing that would oppose their rights as a citizen. But organized prayer before sessions of congress? You can't fucking pray on your own time? Affirmative Action: Dumb. And racist. Welfare: It's good in general, there need to be clear-cut limits. Israel: Keeping the Israeli nation alive is definitely in this county's best interest. Israel is on the side of right in the Middle East conflict. Foreign Policy: God, I don't have a clue. It's probably good to take a hard-line now, with the crazies. All the dissing of France and Germany is fucking ridiculous, though. They're our fucking allies. I hate the pettiness of our government in that regard. We're acting like spoiled children. Campaign Finance Reform: For it. It's probably unconstitutional, though. Term Limits: Hmmm. They'll never pass an amendment, so it doesn't bear that much thought. Gun Control: Generally against, I can't believe the people that complain when assault rifles are banned, though. What possible real use do those have? Death Penalty: For it. Iraq: Like fucking a fat chick. We shouldn't have gone in in the first place, but we should probably stay the course until it can get up an running. A pretty giant fuck-up to start. Getting Hussein out of power is good, but neutering our military when there are real threats out there is not. The Pledge/Prayer: Prayer shouldn't be led in schools. The pledge debate is retarded. Evolution, Creationism: Unless you can come up with a viable theory that adheres to the scientific method, keep it the fuck out of science class. This topic really pisses me off. There's a whole thread on it, so I won't repeat myself.

Or, apparently, unless you're a fag. Because that's equal to raping children in your mind. If you treat everything as a slippery slope argument, it's like saying allowing people to own guns will make murder legal in a few years. Yeah.... let's bomb.... Israel. You are a fucking moron.

Getting flood controlled/ is like a mouth full of sores. A mouth full of sores ain't much fun.

I don't know what the fuck he's saying, but it's based off of a Seattle hobo, so it;s all good. I've seen the spoon man, Also the Soundgarden, which is a sad state of disrepare.

Everyone was better when they didn't fawn over a girl they didn't know, and never would. Quick, I better PM her, because that leads to fuckage!

I would bet anyone money that the 'Hawks win Sunday. Let it be known, the Seattle Times just ran a 2 page blowjob of Steve Smith. He deserves it. He's a stud. I'm scared to think what Delhomme would do with two reveivers.

So far, so I'll see it on opening night. My ONLY point of contention is the saran-wrap zombies should be bloody. Thyey just should. Videodrome has got the market with straining against latex.

Oh, come on! I mean, we've been coming here for 50 years and performing anal probes and all that we have learned is that 1 in10 doesn't really seem to mind.

Milky, I think half the guys here have been jerking off to you longer than Leena came back.

Wildpegasus.

Oh, you would. You better believe the levies will be tip-top when all's said and done. It'll probably never flood again in our lifetime. That said, NO is certainly toxic. The whole city smells like piss and wet dog. Think about the romantic Mississippi. By the time it's flowing into NO, it's had every factory and trade ship it can handle. My freshman year, we had a riverboat cruise. The Mississippi smells like raw shit by the time it gets to NO. There's a reason that people mostly eat river seafood (catfish, crawdads) instead of shit caught in the gulf, there. They know what's flushing out into the gulf.

What's your thoughts on White Light/White Heat, Inc? It's prrrobably my second favorite VU album, RIGHT after VU&Nico. I sort of wish that Lady Godiva didn't go into those weird vocals at the end. It's such a nice, lulling song. Of course, the shock of it's probably the point.

That was a joke. Mary Todd Lincoln was pretty nuts, though. EDIT: I was going to say that the only reason he's remembered fondly is because of the military genius of Ulysses S Grant, but I couldn't even bear to type it.

Oh, I know, man. I'm just saying that the levies should have been repaired LONG ago.

If you don't mind, touch on AS Batman & Robin. Haven't read it, is it way too sappy, or something? Fuck, after this last ish, I don't see Ted Kord coming back. That sucks.