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1103.4. First time I broke 1k. I need to stop.

He rhymes 'midget' 'bridget' 'twisted' and 'kitchen' about 20 times in 5 minutes. I said I love you And she said I love ya, too Then a tear fell up out my eye Then I called her my sunshine And then she looked at me And said baby go deeper please And thats when I start goin crazy Like I was tryin to give her a baby The room feel like its spinnin We keep turnin and turnin As if we were in a whirlwind The way our toes are curlin The next thing ya know, she starts goin real wild And starts screamin my name Then I said baby, we must slow down Before I bust a vessel in my brain And she said please no dont stop And I said I caught a cramp And she said please keep on goin I said my leg is about to crack Then she cries out Oh my goodness, I'm about to climax And I said cool Climax

Absolutely. It shouldn't be taught in science class, though. No one's taking anyone's right to believe what they want.

All right, that's just wrong. The cast has terrific comic timing and chemistry, and some great physical comedians. And they're by and large good actors, and the characters are well-developed for a sitcom. You can dislike the comedy, but the cast is through-and-through superb. Especially George Michael.

I can't believe no one's mentioned R Kelly's Magnum Opus, "Trapped in the Closet". It's one of the worst songs I've ever heard, it's 42 minuts long, it's hilarious, and the video makes it ten times better.

You know, out of any fighting game that would have made a great animated movie, Guilty Gear tops my list.

He has no beginning he has no end./ But I like him most when he's shared with a friend!

The only album of theirs I acutally own is Smell of Female, an it's pretty swell. Aren't they from Portland, Oregon?

I really like Dead Kennedys, but amd sort of ashamed to admit that their cover of "Viva Las Vegas" is probably my favorite song of theirs. If it comes on the radio, unconsciously I start accellerating. I really like the Cramps, strangely enough, so does my Dad.

Of Arrested or Malcolm?

As to what came before the Big Bang? There's the reason we have philosophy classes, really. We don't know if time is finite, infinite or cyclical. We don't know if our universe will burn out, become an entropic universe, or if this has happened an infinite number of times before.

Monkey Vs. Robot!

I'm not taking anything you're saying too seriously. You're going to be an alcoholic in a couple years. Just a heads up. Am a judging you? Am I talking shit? No. I don't care what the fuck you do with your life, Matt. You drink like a fucking wino. Most people don't have blackouts and then wake up feeling fine. People with strong alcoholic tendencies do. And if you don't want negative reactions? Don't make topics bragging about your blackout drunks. No one gives a shit. It's not interesting. If you fucked a bag lady, or shit your pants, or went parasailing, or joined a circus act as "The amazing boring dumbshit" maybe it would be an interesting story. You just posted some inane shit, capping it off with "In conclusion, I rock." Like you're the first person to ever be a filthy drunk. And I guess it's technically 'few people', since about 10% of the world are or have been drunks or addicts. In conclusion, you suck.

Vivisector's dialogue was so much better than Beast's ever was.

Uh-oh. I laughed once during that movie, because of Steve Carrell. Ok, I also laughed at the outtakes, which were funnier than the previous treakly, preachy movie. "A single mom who drives her kids to soccer practice, THAT's a miracle." Fuck me.

Well any band that can't be bothered to think up a hook is now called punk. I guess it was sort of inevitable. I mean the Ramones are technically sort of indistinguishable from a lot of shit bands. How does one technically distinguish beween 'Lust for Life' and that horrid Jet song, except to say one is really good, and one's an abomination? Also, the best punk bands, bands like The Clash, Fugazi, Sleater-Kinney, usually record their best stuff while branching out from the formula of plugging away at chords. Happens to every form of popular music, though. All through the 80's and 90's the airwaves were saturated with derivative shite. Only after sifting the turds out of the kitty litter, are we left with, for example, the few good grunge bands, when there were dozens of imitators. From what I hear it was exactly the same in the 60's. Tons of terrible pop acts, cashing in on the sound of all the great bands of the time.

I remember Malcolm being funny for a couple seasons, then becoming just incrediblt shrill.

Hey, Matt? You're going to be an alcoholic soon. No joke. Enjoy your fun drinking while it lasts. If your enabling gf ever gives up on you, or vice-versa, you're going to be in a Steel Reserve-flavored hell. And the longer you stick with her, the worse it's going to be. And anyway, every self-respecting wino knows Bull Ice has +%1 over that pussy shit. How old are you? And SoCo is disgusting.

Honestly, if Silent Hill does justice to the games (and the teaser suggests it will), it will , without hyperbole, be one of the scariest movies ever. I don't think a movie has scared me since I've been young. A couple movies, the original TCM, The Birds, have made me feel uncomfortable. Playing one of the Silent Hills with headphones on, in the dark, late at night, is fucking terrifying.

Because you can't find evidence for or disprove God's involvement. Therefore, it's a belief and should not be taught in science class. If anyone's been taught the Big Bang theory without some big-time reservations, and evidence for and against it, they're in a shitty class. I've never had a class that taught that it is known that there was a big bang.

Yeah, whether you like Juggernaut or not, and whether he's a big name or not shouldn't really have a bearing. I think Lobo's a completely shit character, but he still should've beat Wolverine. Darkseid is a superior character to Thanos in every way, but Thanos with the gauntlet still would own him with a thought. This has nothing to do with which character is more entertaining. Spidey's a lot more clever tactically than he used to be, and things like gas will still be picked up by his spider-senses. It's not like Daredevil's radar, he senses when he's in danger, and has become very good wih it.

Exactly. It's impossible to quantify humor. And very, very rarely do two people have the same sense of humor. I will say that AD has MORE jokes-per-minute than any other sitcom out there, so many so that if you're laughing at one, you may miss two more. However, that doesn't matter if you don't find any of them to be funny. I'll say that AD (my fave show of all time, seriously) and Napolean Dynamite are the most polarizing shows ever. That said, yeah, we have a OAO AD thread, why not go there? When I bitched about Lost I didn't start my own thread. Oh, David "the bald guy with the glasses" Cross is funny though. You're just wrong about that

Oops, my bad. Sarcasm, the bane of written language. Ok, so to Cena's Writer. The Big Bang is a theory, and it has not been proven, because theories are never proven. It has some supporting evidence. It has not yet been disproven. God could have caused the Big Bang. God could have started the universe in motion yesterday and we simply popped into existence, memories fully formed. These are beliefs not theories if the ID people maybe actually postulated a disprovable theory, it could have a place in the classroom. There's absolutely nothing wrong with beliefs. I personally have had quite an interest in all the religions of the world, and philosophy. You can interject science into philosophy and reconcile the two, but in order for us to efficiently progress in the realms of the sciences, beliefs should be kept completely separate, since they cannot be disproven, there can be no progress.

Doesn't N. Korea have a ridiculously huge number of infantry for their overall population size? I heard that, if deployed, they'd have to take S. Korea with truly amazing speed, because they'd go through their resources so quickly.

That's what makes it NOT a theory. A theory can be disproven. Claiming that you're a god is not a theory, it cannot be disproven. Unless you mean theory in the colloquial sense of the word, which is missing the ENTIRE POINT. This is a SCIENCE class taught with the SCIENTIFIC METHOD. Which has been around for quite a lot longer than you and I, and will exist long after you and I are gone. Idiot. Well put.