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  1. How can you be wrong? Easily. How can you be proven wrong? You can't. That's why God shouldn't be taught in a science classroom. SO: what would your class look like? Would every question have the answer "because God(s) did it"? That would be a very easy class. One that Corey Lazurus could get an A in.
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    Best twist/swerve in a video game?

    Silent Hill II: You euthanized your wife with a pillow years ago. And when you did it, it made you happy. Final Fantasy VI. Kefka kills the big bad emperor. Then fucks the world. And the supposed main character of the game? Yeah, you don't know where the fuck she is.
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    The verses thread

    Doomsday's a bit cheesy. While Juggernaut is extremely hard to hurt, Doomsday ressurects himself, stronger every time. So Juggernaut would kill Doomsday as many times as necessary to make Doomsday strong enough to kill him. Pretty much happens with everyone you could pit against Doomsday.
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    The Nip/Tuck season 3 thread

    I really hope it's gone. It was a very good storyline with a very dissapointing conclusion. There's such a wealth in these characters, let them recover from the Carvers' actions. EDIT: Watch the first season of Veronica Mars!
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    The verses thread

    Batman Vs Spider-Man Here is one of the only fights where I think Bats loses. Spidey can avoid even the most clever plans with the use of Spider-Sense, and is easily his physical superior. Bats will beat Wolverine any time, unless the set-up is totally in Wolverine's favor (totally flat playing area) Also, just as a question, hasn't Deathstroke beaten Bats mulriple times? I'm assuming you;re talking Thanos w/o the infinity Gauntlets. IN which case, yeah Darkseid kills him. Doom beats Luthor because they're essentially equals (I'm assuming Luthor's in his armor) but Doom has MAGIC~! Prometheus vs. Taskmaster? Vision vs. Martian Manhunter? Green Arroe vs. Punisher?
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    Emo/Punk/Pop Rock stuff...

    You could even call Sonic Youth a 'jam band' if your only cirteria is that they jam. No one's going to say they sound even remotely like the Dead or Phish.
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    Cocksucking asshole kidnaps penguin

    My cat is very cute. Debate!
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    Arcade Style Baseball?

    Yeah, Basewars. If you're tagged out, it initiates a battle, and you can just fuck up their player. You have humanoid, tank, floaty and bicycly robots.
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    Cocksucking asshole kidnaps penguin

    Wow. what an event that is current. Let's debate!
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    Tony Dungy's Son Found Dead

    Aw, man, So what does that mean for Marvin on my fantasy team?
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    Game

    I stabbed the Devil because my pant were too tight. Eh. -=DOUG
  12. The bible wouldn't be nearly as sexy, then.
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    The Nip/Tuck season 3 thread

    The Craver was awesome. He ate pickles, peanurs and Hot Pockets. Just wanted to say the end of Veronica Mars S1 was so fucking great. Like the show.
  14. Gabriel Knight. With Tim Curry. Deja Vu Metroid Anachronox could be cool. And I hope Silent Hill is good.
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    YTMND

    http://mrtddr.ytmnd.com/
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    Emo/Punk/Pop Rock stuff...

    I wondered what kind of crazy, off-the-wall shit our kids would listen to to piss us off. I should have figured it would be whiny, emasculated shit. By kids who can't play their instruments.
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    Worst Song of 2005

    My humps is so laughably, enjoyably, bad, I can't imagine it being worse than any Nickelback song I've ever heard. Of course I think I'll never have to listen to it again.
  18. We also watched "The Life of Brian" in 7th grade. I think that's because the 7th grade teacher was weird, though.
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    Bill Nye

    I met him when I was like 12. He was cool. http://billnye.ytmnd.com/
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    Emo/Punk/Pop Rock stuff...

    I sort of like Coheed and Cambria, but they also seem pretty pussy to me. All I know is that the label "punk" is now applied to the most worthless, wussy bands on the planet.
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    Matisyahu

    I think I'll be doing just that, now that I know how to spell his name.
  22. Shit Newtonian physics have been proven to be incorrect. Should we be teaching that? People have all kinds of crazy historical theories. Should we teach that maybe the Holocaust didn't happen? If a kid can't reconcile being taught evolution with a belief in God, maybe his faith was going to be tested by other things. Like the Bible sometimes contradicting itself. I was taught evolution in Catholic school. They seemed to think we were smart enough to make our own decisions on sorting out the matter.
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    52 Spoilers about DC's 52* from Wizard

    ... Ted Kord?
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    The Nip/Tuck season 3 thread

    Still like the show, but terrible finale. A) So the exlusive point of Kit arresting all those people was to throw the viewer off. I fucking hate that. Maybe she got off on mentally tormenting people, but why Dr Costa? And why Liz, who she didn't even know? Why would Costa reveal himself, only to play some elaborate ruse (one that could be seen through so easily) B) Once the mask came off, it pretty much nullifies everything. Costa wasn't intimidating in the least. Way too much smiling, playing Batman villain. Anyone remember how menacing and scary the Carver was? I can barely bring it to mind. The killer on VM was very menacing once he/she was revealed at least. On the plus side, there's lots to work with next season. Sean and Julia are better when they interact often. Matt has redeemed himself to an extent, seemingly having a conscience, but still being pretty batshit crazy. Who knows what they do with Kimber, Liz and Gina. I like all the actresses.
  25. The 'squashed' opponent doesn't necessarily need to lose, but it needs to be really one-sided for the majority of the match. Corny miracle combacks probably don't count, unless the preceeding work was phenomenal. Fujinami v Maeda 6/12/86 Maeda kicks the ever loving shit out of Fujinami, and stretches him like crazy. The finish is actually sort of blown, as Maeda spin kicks Fujinami in the corner, and busts him over hardway worse than anything I've ever seen. (not involving weapons) They have to improvise a draw knock-out finish that's a tad unbelievable. Still, Maeda puts on a clinic, and Fujinami just takes an enormous ass-beating. It's one of the best, most intense matches I've ever seen. Undertaker v Shawn Michaels, HitC Definitely Taker's best match. Shawn gets some offense in, but it's more slowing Undertaker down, as it's clear he's in fear for his life. Shawn gets bounced off the cage like a pinball, takes tons of abuseon his back, and by the end of this match, is a mess. Shawn really sells his desperation, and just takes some sick bumps. And it's a good match! Malenko/Benoit v Taz/Sabu The favorites come out with some neat offense early, but Malenko and Benoit quickly devastate Taz. injuring him and taking him out of the match (though he has to be carried back to the locker room, because he's a tough little bastard) Sabu comes back with his trademark suicidal offense, but it's clear that once Malenko and Benoit get their hands on him, it's over. They do, and it is. A really fun match, though not nearly the equal of the above two. Spike Dudley v Mike Awesome. Guilty as Charged. This isn't a good match, but it deserves mention, just because I watched it on PPV, and was seriously fearing for Spike's health. It's a total squash. Awesome throws him, HARD, outside through tables at least three times, and of course fucking plants him in the ring many others. It's not a great match by any stretch of the imagination, but goddamn, I felt very emotionally invested in it.
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