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    100 reasons why Sega is/was stupid.

    I remember PS4 costing $80, and Chrono Trigger the same.' I must ask: what is the big deal about Phantasy Star 2? It's a horrible level grind with an OK story.
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    Admit It...

    We used to bump the Nation. THIS IS THE NATION RHYMIN; IN COLOR DON'T DIS THE MAN 'CAUSE I BUM RUSH YOUR MOTHER! THIS IS WHAT I"M SAYIN' FO REAL AND NOT PLAYIN' FAROOQ IS THE MAN SO HIT YOUR KNEES AND START PRAYIN!!! mumbled: nation, huh of domination
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    Jake Roberts being Jake Roberts

    Man, it's sad.A lot of people who gave great promos a while ago were so fucking ridiculously high on something.
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    Whedon pulls out of Wonder Woman project

    No really, I haven't seen the movie in fraking forever. It's a good action movie. Don;t really think of it as a good movie though. I guess I can see some Joss lines. Mostly "basing it on sex" Serenity is a fucking killer movie, and I wasn't a huge fan of Firefly.
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    Campaign 2008

    Aw dammit, it's Februrary 2006. I don't lile this trend. Soon we'll have shitty back-boting commercials more often than not.
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    100 reasons why Sega is/was stupid.

    "Warsong = Langrisser (1)." Yes I know. But who's going to recognize an incredibly obscure game from its Japanese roots? Anyway, Game was fucking hard. Langrisser II can be found, IIRC, it was Europe ONly, so a strike there.
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    Whedon pulls out of Wonder Woman project

    Why wasn't speed funny, then? Whedon brings teh funny.
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    Final Fantasy VI Advance?

    I will always remember the opening. Flames, AHHHH+UHHHHH! repeat. You knew you were in for some shit.
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    100 reasons why Sega is/was stupid.

    Yes Dragon Force is Sega Saturn. It's also impossible to find, and I would really like to play it. I called the DS GBDS. MEA CULPA There was a Guardiuan Heroes Advance. It sucked ass. Phantasy Star still sorta sucks. As a caveat, when Phantasy four came out it was the most highly sought-after game on the Geneis. It also costed $80. Suck on that RPG fan! P.S. Genesis had the greatest, hardest, most involving SRPG in Warsong. I did beat it, but I could never keep all of my guys alive. Fucking Lance. 'Oh a skeleton' DIE 'Oh some barbarians!' DIE The worst part was watching some scrubs literally hump him to death.
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    100 reasons why Sega is/was stupid.

    When Sega CD came out, I wanted Lunar and Dragon Force so, so, badly. Guess what? Working Designs actually promoted it. That is the only game I can remember being promoted for the Sega CD. Thankfully, I got to play it when the Playstation came out. There are so many supposed great cult games for the Saturn. I REALLY want to play Guardian Heroes. Plus Radiant Silvergun and the Shining Forces. C'mon GBA/GBDS/Nintendo, step it up! I would buy a GBDS for Gaurdian Heroes and Dragon Force in a second. Oh I guess I should mention some shittiness. 67) Phantasy Star Series is the most overrated series ever. Ever. Levellvellvellevellevellevel Whoops she dies. grindgrindgrindgrind. Wow that was a crazy ending! Also, I cannot suss out what any item spell is! With the $70 booklet. Fuck that game and fuck people who enjoy it.
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    Whedon pulls out of Wonder Woman project

    Wonder Woman is great in DC Comics. She's more hardcore than Superman or Batman, but that;s in comics. In a movie? It's just going to be kitsch. If anyone could pull it off, I think it would be Whedon. But it's not going to happen. It's going to suck.
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    Suddenly my video player sucks

    It's better now. Still can't get youtube audio
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    Suddenly my video player sucks

    It's really weird, I know I just did something wrong. My Windows Media Player only play tiny images with no sound. This was not the case before. Obviously I supidly changed the controls somehow. but I have no idea how.
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    Castlevania: Dracula X Chronicles

    It'll be a sad day when they redub SOTN. How DO you?!?! What is a MAN? etc. I'll miss that
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    Whedon pulls out of Wonder Woman project

    Just wanted to put that up, for no reason. Seriously, there is no way on earth to market Wonder Woman. I do realize she's one of the biggest stars of DC comics, but it just doesn't translate.
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    Castlevania: Dracula X Chronicles

    I'm sorry. It could be the best, orgasmic game. But if I'm squinting at a tiny screen, I'm going to be underwhelmed. Let's face it, Silent Hill 1, 2, 3, are not very good video games. They are scary and have great stories. On PSP, Silent Hill is going to suck dick and like it. Coming from one of the biggest fans of the series.
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    Whedon pulls out of Wonder Woman project

    Well, the Wonder Woman movie is going to suck. And Whedon is going to do... what? It's a lose lose scenarion. Whedon is the one guy I could believe writing Wonder Woman, with a little kitsch, a little pathos, and a lot of kick ass. Get Ready for an awful Brett Ratner action shitfest. People aren't going to buy into fucking Wonder Woman unless it has some charm. I see none of that forthcoming.
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    2 charged with creating panic in Boston

    Well, I'm honestly surprised the media hasn;t blown a nut over MC Chris's CD. An entire song about capping people because they're nerds. Of course, then they'd have to deal with children listening to Cannibal Corpse. "My son is ejaculating blood and raping with blood!"
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    4,000 dead Americans

    At this point, it's damned if you do, damned if you don't, and damned if you do the other thing. With the caveat that going to war with Iraq was fucking stoopid in the first place. Who could have seen that the Suunis and Shiites and and American troups couldn't get along? Well, basically everyone. Their culture is fucking crazy. They have been killing each other for years over racial wars! Now we're just in a shit situation. Few allies (apparently Blair's on the way out too) forces spread too thin (sure we have the best military in the world, but we can't carpet bomb the place because THEY DIDN'T DO SHIT.) So we're stuck. The couple of friends I've talked to in the military say it is just downright awful over there. So let's send more of our already overextended troops over there. There's a reason we're not freaking out and carpet-bombing Iraq: It was never, ever a threat. I feel much less secure about my safety when the most powerful military in the world has virtually no allies, and is half a world away. But hey! we hung that bastard.
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    The OAO Best of Friar's Club/Roast Thread

    Jeffrey Ross was pretty funny back when the first roasts were aired. They were cheap jokes though. I wouldn't fuck him with Bee Arthur's dick! *Cue shot of Bea Arthur laughing* I do remember the Colber roast was quite funny, though badly-received. He was trying his character out for the first time, IIRC.
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    Super Bowl XLI

    Go Bears. ENN EFF CEE! I'd like a rabid football city win. Plus I have a major boner for underdogs.
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    Final Fantasy VI Advance?

    Yeah, I think one of the major reasons I liked the game so much was the stellar translation. It's not perfect, but it beats the holy hell out of most RPG translations, especialls under the stern gaze of Nintendo. Well, duh Life3. Tell that to the first time I got fucking annihilated. I had no idea what life3 was. *tweet tweet tweet* WHAT DID I JUST DO!? Wrexsoul is a punk bitch once you figure him out. I beat him my first time. That ultima guy, I built my characters up to ungodly stats and pumped my Magic D.
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    The Office, Season 3

    This was one of the worst episodes of the Office I've seen. This, of course, makes it one of the better comedy episodes I've seen. Jam was really bad. I know it was supposed to be awkward, but it also wasn't funny. Basically, Dwight was funny. And Michael/Jan delivered in that painful "PLease stop, I don't want to watch this" vibe that the original had. Overall. This was one of the weakest espisodes, storyline, and comedy of the season. That's to say it was good. And this show is one of the bastions of excellence I watch after AD has gone off the air.
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    Admit It...

    For one glorious night this was revisited with: "I'm going to lay the smack down, on ROck's crippled ass, for life! nWo style, for life, crippled ass, laying the smack down on his crippled ass, for life!"
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    Admit It...

    The Wolfpac was the most random combination of wrestlers.... I liked Nash at that time, since I was like 16, and his persona was a big goofy 16 year old. But man, did I hate Luger. And STing looked like the biggest dork during the Wolfpac days. The winners of this thread so far seem to be Ahmed Johnson and Rude. Also, I'll say I hated Hulk Hogan... until the Hollywood Hogan days. I never thought he was 'cool', but he was absolutely hilarious. He couldn't work, but his moves consisted of: belt whip, eye poke, low blow, back scratch, begging for mercy. It's like he read Rick Flair's 'Heeling for Dummies' and only looked at the pictures. And it was a pop-up book. The best were his verbal assaults mid-match to Lex Luger: *Whipping Luger with weight belt* "Flexy Lexy! Flexy Lexy! You Piece of crap! Lex Luthor! Flexy Lexy! You piece of crap!" *Gets punched, like, once.* "AWWWW GAWWWWD! Oh Brother I'm sorry. OH GAWWWWD!" *Pokes Luger in the eye, resumes heel 101* "FLEXY LEXY!" I was crying.
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