JR:
Well fans, coming up next, is the next chapter in The Mad Cappa’s quest to defeat Puerto Rican Lightning. It’s the next part in the Lightning Crew Gauntlet.
::The Lightning Crew Gauntlet graphic appears on screen. The Lightning Crew logo flashes by and is on top of the screen, follow by GAUNTLET in big, white, blocky letters underneath it. Colombian Heat, Ms. Lindsay Gonzalez, Vitamin X, Cuban Wall, Mr. Boricua, Spanish Fly, and Thomas Rodriguez all appear underneath the logo, posing. There is a red x covering Spanish Fly who is also the only member who is black and white. The crowd pops loudly knowing that Cappa is coming out. Small chants of “Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa!” are heard.::
::Cut to clips of The Mad Cappa vs. Spanish Fly match from last week on IntenseZone. The clips end with Cappa raising his arms in victory and exiting through the crowd.::
JR:
Last week, The Mad Cappa took on Spanish Fly, who was making his OaOasT debut. It was a hard fought battle, with Fly being impressive in his first match. It was a high-flying duel between two of the OaOasT’s best cruiserweights, with Cappa coming out on top. With that win, The Mad Cappa moved on to his next challenger, Mr. Boricua. Remember the rules of the gauntlet, if The Mad Cappa loses any of his Lightning Crew Gauntlet matches, then he and Puerto Rican Lightning will never ever have a match against each other. But if Cappa can defeat each member of the Lightning Crew, than a match between him and PRL will be signed, and to be sure of that, PRL has agreed to this stipulation with OaOasT officials, meaning Lightning CAN NOT back out if Cappa wins. Fans, this is going to be a very difficult challenge for The Mad Cappa. Mr. Boricua has the size and weight advantage, but Cappa has the speed advantage. This is going to be a David vs. Goliath matchup and is happening right now. Fans, let’s head to the ring. The Beast vs. The High-Flyer. It’s Mad Cappa vs. Mr. Boricua and it’s coming up now.
::A lightning bolt hits the entrance. Pyro shoots off from the entrance. Fog fills up the entrance as the AngleTron lights up with a picture of Mr. Boricua on it. The crowd boos loudly as a Mexico flag unfurls from the top of the arena. The AngleTron shows the Lightning Crew entrance video as “No Chance In Hell” by Lloyd & Boyd begins to play. “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” chants are heard as the crowd awaits the appearance of Mr. Boricua.::
*No Chance (No Chance)
That’s what ya got (Ha, Ha! Yeah)
We’re up against
No machine too strong (Too strong)
Crooked Politicians
Buying souls for us
Are…PUPPETS!!! (PUPPETS!)*
JR:
Mr. Boricua has yet to wrestle on IntenseZone. He has had only one match since debuting in the OaOasT, and that was back in March of last year on an episode of Road To AngleMania II, where he had a match against The Mad Cappa’s former manager, Vince Rusco that ended in a disqualification thanks to Puerto Rican Lightning.
::Suddenly, from the fog enters Mr. Boricua. The crowd boos loudly and greets him with “P.R. SUCKS!” chants. Mr. Boricua looks at the crowd and sneers at them. He grunts and cracks his knuckles, then begins walking slowly to the ring, his sunglass covered eyes fill with determination and anger. He grunts and cracks his knuckles as he walks to the ring.::
Gary Michael Cappatetta:
Ladies and Gentlemen, the following contest is Part Two of The Lightning Crew Gauntlet and is a “David vs. Goliath” Straight-Up One-On-One Wrestling Match! If The Mad Cappa loses this match, he can never ever fight Puerto Rican Lightning ever again. Introducing first, coming down the aisle, representing The Lightning Crew, weighing in at 300 lbs. From Tijuana, Mexico, he is the Official Bodyguard for the Lightning Crew, MR. BOURICAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
*But will find their place
In line (In line)
But tie a string around your finger now boy cuz
Cuz it’s just a matter of time
Cuz you’ve got…NO CHANCE (You got no chance)
NO CHANCE IN HELL!!!
You’ve got…NO CHANCE (Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!)
NO CHANCE IN HELL!!! (No Chance In Hell)
You’ve got…NO CHANCE (Got No Chance)
NO CHANCE IN HELL!!!
You’ve got…NO CHANCE! (No Chance!)
NO CHANCE IN HELL!!! (YEAHH!!!!)*
JR:
Mr. Boricua is the bodyguard for Puerto Rican Lightning and the rest of the Lightning Crew, and makes an impact at ringside every time. He has helped Puerto Rican Lightning win numerous matches including the match between him and Mad Cappa on the May 27, 2003 episode of IntenseZone in which Cappa became injured thanks to The Lightning Crew. Mr. Boricua isn’t the sharpest knife in the drawer, but his power makes up for it. Mr. Boricua is a HOSS, that’s to be sure.
::Mr. Boricua continues to make his way to the ring as “No Chance In Hell” continues to play. The crowd greets him with boos as Boricua steps over the ropes and into the ring. A single spotlight centers on Boricua, who looks at the crowd, sneers, and cracks his knuckles. He yells out and raises his right arm in the air as pyro shoots out from the turnbuckles. Mr. Boricua yells at the crowd as the lights go back in the arena. “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” chants are directed at Boricua, who shrugs them off. Mr. Boricua shadow boxes a bit as he waits for The Mad Cappa to come out. “No Chance In Hell” by Lloyd & Boyd dies down while the crowd chants for Cappa.::
Crowd:
Cap-pa! Cap-pa! Cap-pa! Cap-pa! Cap-pa!
*1, 2, 3! Hit It!*
::The opening trumpet blare of “Let Me Clear My Throat” gets the crowd standing up. The lights go out in the arena, causing the crowd to cheer some more. As the drum machine and trumpets begin playing, the lights flicker on and off in the entrance. The crowd cheers loudly as spotlights fly all over the arena. Chants of “Go Cap-pa! Go Cap-pa! Go Cap-pa! Go Cap-pa!” are heard in tune with the beat.::
JR:
This crowd is Cappa crazy! Just like in arenas all around the country! This crowd loves The Mad Cappa!
::As “Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Mix)” by DJ Kool continues to play, The Mad Cappa enters through the curtain. The crowd explodes with cheers for The Mad One, as Cappa turns his back to the crowd, and starts dancing.::
JR:
And here he is! Coming back from a career-threatening injury back in August, The Mad Cappa is obsessed with beating the man who cause all of this, PRL. If he can get through Mr. Boricua tonight, he is one step closer to a match with Puerto Rican Lightning! All he has to do is get through this giant. This hoss.
::The Mad Cappa slaps hands with the fans as he jumps up and down making his way to the ring.::
GMC:
And his opponent, coming to the ring at this time, weighing in at 193 lbs, from Washington D.C., THE MADDDDDDDDDDDDD CAPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
::The Mad Cappa continues making his way to the ring. He plays to the camera than circles the area around the ring slapping hands with all the fans. A sign held by a little girl proclaims her love for Mad Cappa. Cappa acknowledges the sign and holds it up to the camera. He hugs the young girl then makes his way into the ring.::
JR:
The Mad Cappa is a fan favorite with boys and girls, men and women, the young and the old. Despite the fact that Cappa has a 300 lbs challenge ahead of him, Cappa is still being his old self and looks to not be afraid of the giant challenge ahead. Cappa seems to be super confident for this matchup.
::”Let Me Clear My Throat” continues to play as a single spotlight centers on Cappa, who dances. He smiles at the crowd who give him “Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa!” chants. Cappa removes his sunglasses and bucket hat and gives it to the ring assistant. Mr. Boricua stares coldly into Mad Cappa, who stares back. Boricua grunts loudly waiting for the bell to ring. Cappa slowly gets back into the ring and looks at Mr. Boricua.::
JR:
Mr. Boricua and The Mad Cappa are no strangers to each other. Boricua has interfered in plenty of Cappa matches, and has felt a BUST A CAP more than once. Now, finally, the two are having a match against each other face-to-face, and it is sure to be a slobberknocker folks! The Beast vs. The High-Flyer. It’s a David vs. Goliath matchup and it’s on now! This is the OaOasT; this is what wrestling is all about!
::”Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Mix)” by DJ Kool dies down. The lights go back in the arena. Mr. Boricua and The Mad Cappa stand in opposite corners of the ring, and are engaging in a staredown. The crowd chants loudly “Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa!” Cappa jaws with Mr. Boricua, as the crowd gets more hyper. The referee orders the two to meet in the middle of the ring.::
JR:
Here we go. Two very different men with two very different styles. Mad Cappa, a superstar high-flyer with a heart of gold. Mr. Boricua, a 7 feet beast with a cold heart to match his cold demeanor. A Boricua from Mexico with a fierce and powerful moveset. The irresistible force meets the irremovable object. It’s happening, and it’s happening not on HeldDown!, but on IntenseZone, where the best of the professional wrestling world collide!
::Before The Mad Cappa and Mr. Boricua can fight, “Quiet” by The Smashing Pumpkins starts playing. The crowd boos loudly and viciously.::
JR:
What the--? What? What the hell? What is Dan Black doing here? Why is he out here?
::”Quiet” continues to play as IntenseZone General Manager Dan Black appears near the entrance standing side-by-side with Puerto Rican Lightning.::
JR:
It’s the two devils. IntenseZone General Manager Dan Black and the OaOasT North American and Puerto Rican Champion, Puerto Rican Lightning! What are these two bastards doing here?
::The crowd boos the two evil heels. The Mad Cappa has a confused look on his face and asks “What the?” Puerto Rican Lightning jaws with the fans and shows off his NA and Puerto Rican Championship belts. The crowd chants “ASSHOLE! ASSHOLE!” and “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” PRL sneers at the crowd.::
JR:
Dan Black is going to speak. What more does he have to say about this? The match is made? The contract is finalized. What the hell is going on?
Dan Black:
Cappa. Cappa. Cappa. *Sigh* Did you REALLY think I make this easy? You see…
::“ASSHOLE” chants::
Black:
Shut up. You see, Mad Cappa, I’m here not because I want to witness you being CRUSHED by Mr. Boricua, but because I have a special announcement to make regarding you and the Gauntlet. Something I’m sure you’ll like. Something that could give you a little more motivation to win this match. You see, I’ve been hearing from the boys in the back that you would like to enter the Royal Rumble match at Anglepalooza. After all, the winner goes on to AngleMania III to take on the OaOasT World Champion. However, it’s not that easy to be in the Rumble. You see, Mad Cappa, the Royal Rumble features the 30 BEST OAOAST SUPERSTARS competing for a title shot. The keyword is BEST. They have also EARNED their spot by being the BEST. And you, CRAPPA, have neither EARNED your spot nor are you one of the BEST.
::The camera cuts to Mad Cappa yelling at Black. The crowd boos.::
JR:
This is not right. This is not leadership-like behavior from the IZ GM!
Dan Black (Continuing):
Cappa, I want the 2004 Royal Rumble Match to feature the 15 BEST IntenseZone Superstars. 15 men who have worked their Asses off for this chance to main event AngleMania III, the biggest OaOasT show of the year. Men like Puerto Rican Lightning, who, unlike you Mad Cappa, actually WORKED HARD to deserve this chance. PRL is the longest reigning North American Champion in OaOasT history, and has held the Puerto Rican Championship for a combine total of 9 months making him the longest reigining Puerto Rican Champion ever! Do you think that just because you came back three months after a career-threatening injury, that I’m just gonna let you slide into the Rumble without earning your spot out of sympathy? Well, let me give you an Ice Heart reality check, Cappa, I DON’T HAVE ANY SYMPATHY FOR YOU! The Rumble is to feature the 15 BEST INTENSEZONE WRESTLERS and I’ll be damned if I’ll let a no-talent, unworthy, dancing fool like you enter the Royal Rumble easily!
::”ASSHOLE!” chants::
Black (with a sick smile on his face):
But tell you what, Cappa. Since I really am a nice guy deep, deep, DEEP down, I will give you a chance. ONE SHOT. Plus, I want to give you MORE PRESSURE to win this match. You will earn your spot, and you will do it in this match-up. If you, Mad Cappa, can defeat Mr. Boricua here tonight, not only will you continue on with the Lightning Crew Gauntlet, but you will ALSO be allowed to enter the Royal Rumble Match at Anglepalooza!
::The crowd pops loudly. PRL looks at Black with a concerned look on his face. PRL yells, “You can’t do that!” Black has a calm demeanor and calms PRL down. Cappa has a satisfied look on his face.::
JR:
OH MY! WHAT A BOMSHELL! CAPPA CAN RECEIVE A SHOT AT THE WORLD TITLE AT ANGLEPALOOZA IF HE COMPETES IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH! THIS COULD BE INTERESTING!
::The crowd chants “Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa!”::
Dan Black:
So good luck Mad Cappa. If you win this match, then you have earned your shot. And if you lose, you get NOTHING. NOTHING! So, good luck, you bastard.
::Dan Black and PRL turn to leave, but Dan stops and turns around.::
Black:
Oh, and by the way. Puerto Rican Lightning is going to be the Special Ringside Enforcer for this matchup. Ha! Ha! Go get ‘em Cappa!
JR:
WHAT? Now this is not right! This is not fair at all! Dan Black is showing favoritism towards Puerto Rican Lightning once again! This unfair! Biased, BAWD GAWD~!!!
::Suddenly, The Mad Cappa turns around, and is met with a big boot from Mr. Boricua. The crowd boos. Dan Black leaves as Puerto Rican Lightning makes his way to ringside. The referee calls for the bell.::
JR:
BAWD GAWD THE POWER! THE REFEREE CALLS FOR THE BELL AND THE MATCH IS UNDERWAY!!!
*DING DING DING*
Lightning Crew Gauntlet Match: “David vs. Goliath” Straight-Up Wrestling Match; If The Mad Cappa wins, he not only moves on in the Lightning Crew Gauntlet, but also receives a spot in the Royal Rumble Match at Anglepalooza on January 25, 2004: The Mad Cappa vs. Mr. Boricua (with Puerto Rican Lightning as the Special Ringside Enforcer):
Mr. Boricua yells out loud and receives boos as a result of it. Puerto Rican Lightning heads to the outside of the ring and cheers Mr. Boricua on.
JR:
PRL, the Special Ringside Enforcer for this match, makes his way to ringside. The Ringside Enforcer is suppose to make sure no one interferes, but with PRL’s fellow Lightning Crew member, Mr. Boricua in this match, I don’t think Lightning has to worry about that.
Mr. Boricua beats on The Mad Cappa for a few minutes. The crowd cheers Cappa on and as a result, a “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” chant breaks out. PRL jaws with several fans at ringside as Mr. Boricua continues punching Cappa’s back and neck. Cappa rolls around the ring in pain trying to get away from Boricua, but keeps meeting up with him, and keeps getting punched in the back and neck as a result. PRL cheers Boricua on.
JR:
Certainly no love lost between PRL and the fans. PRL being a biased Enforcer as Mr. Boricua lays into Cappa’s sensitive neck and ribs.
Boricua kicks Cappa in his ribs then picks him up and gives him a short-handed clothesline. He picks up Cappa again and gives him another short-handed clothesline. Boricua yells some more causing the crowd to boo loudly. PRL cheers Boricua on, as Boricua looks for some sign of motivation. Mr. Boricua picks up The Mad Cappa and whips him into the ropes giving him a massive clothesline that sends Cappa somersaulting onto the mat. The crowd “oohs!”
JR:
BAWD GAWD~!!! THE POWER FROM THIS HOSS! PHENEMONAL! Mr. Boricua is 7 feet 300lbs. And he has all the power in this contest and Puerto Rican Lightning couldn’t be happier.
Mr. Boricua picks up The Mad Cappa and is greeted with boos. Boricua yells at Cappa and whips him into the ropes, however, Cappa reverses, and goes for a clothesline, however Boricua is still standing. Cappa heads to the ropes and goes for another clothesline, but Boricua still stands, Cappa goes for third clothesline, but Mr. Boricua grabs The Mad Cappa with both his hands, lifts him up, choking him in the process, and brings him down with a slam.
JR:
OH MY! WHAT A MOVE! WHAT A MOVE FROM MR. BORICUA! He’s going for the cover!
1…
2…
KICK OUT!!!
JR:
NO! The Mad Cappa is still in this match!
The crowd cheers and chants “Let’s Go Cap-pa! Let’s Go Cap-pa! Let’s Go Cap-pa!” as Mr. Boricua picks up Cappa. He beats him down again, whips him into the ropes, and goes for another big boot, but Cappa grabs Mr. Boricua’s right leg and starts punching it and punching his face. The crowd comes alive as Mr. Boricua starts to become dazed. Cappa Chops Boricua several times, drawing “WOOOOOOOOOs!!!” from the crowd. Cappa grabs Boricua and whips him into the ropes, and when Boricua comes back, Cappa goes for a powerslam. However, Boricua is too strong for Cappa to pick up, so Boricua laughs off the slam and clubs TMC back down to the mat. The crowd boos loudly and chant “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” Boricua yells at the crowd causing them to quiet down.
JR:
Cappa may have the power to beat down on The Lightning Crew, but he may not have the power to powerslam Mr. Boricua.
Puerto Rican Lightning orders Mr. Boricua to continue the attack.
JR:
PRL is less of a Ringside Enforcer, as he is a cheerleader for Mr. Boricua!
Mr. Boricua yells some more and beats down on Cappa once again. Mr. Boricua picks up Cappa and whips him into the ropes. He goes after Cappa, but The Mad One slides underneath Boricua’s big legs and slides out of the ring. Tha Puerto Rican tries to sneak up onto The Mad Cappa, but Cappa notices and PRL backs off. The Mad Cappa chases after PRL around the ring several times.
JR:
This is like a cat and mouse chase. Like Tom and Jerry.
Lightning runs and screams like a girl, as Cappa is hot on his trail. The crowd roots for Cappa to catch P.R. but as PRL heads in and out of the ring, Cappa grabs PRL by his long black hair, with loud crowd cheers.
JR:
YEAH! DO IT CAPPA! DO IT! BEAT HIM! BEAT HIS ASS CAPPA!
The Mad Cappa has a look of rage on his face, and is about to punch him in the face, but Mr. Boricua runs to Cappa, and knees him in the gut. The crowd quiets down. Mr. Boricua clubs Cappa in the back several times, then heads to the ropes and drops a scissors kick onto Cappa’s neck.
JR:
That is an impressive move from such a ferocious beast! And that move has probably done more damage to his neck! Boricua goes for the cover.
1…
2…
Thre-The Mad Cappa kicks out at 2.999999999.
JR:
NO! THE MAD CAPPA IS STILL IN THIS MATCHUP. CAPPA HAS BEEN TAKING A BEATING IN THIS MATCH, BUT HE IS STILL ALIVE!
Boricua yells again and picks up Cappa. He throws TMC around the ring, literally, several times. Mr. Boricua picks up Cappa again and shoves him onto a turnbuckle. Boricua chokes Cappa until the referee orders him to stop at the count of 4. Mr. Boricua knees Cappa in the gut several times, then chokes him with his right boot on the turnbuckle.
JR:
Mr. Boricua using his power in this matchup which is what he should do if he wants to win this match and prevent Mad Cappa from moving on in the Lightning Crew Gauntlet and earn a spot in the Royal Rumble Match at Anglepalooza. He must keep the high-flying Cappa on the mat. He must ground-n-pound him if he wants to win. Mr. Boricua must use his strength to his advantage.
With The Mad Cappa on the mat, Mr. Boricua removes his wrist tape from his right hand and chokes Cappa with it. PRL, wearing Shawn Michaels-like entrance attire and a New York Yankees baseball cap backwards, cheers Boricua on. The referee orders Boricua to stop, but Boricua yells at the ref.
JR:
Now come on! Quit it! That’s enough! This is cheating and we have a biased Ringside Enforcer. The evil Puerto Rican Lightning is not as much watching the ringside area, as he is watching Boricua cheat to win!
Boricua picks up the dazed and prone Mad Cappa and whips him hard into a turnbuckle. Puerto Rican Lightning heads up to the ring apron and gets the referee’s attention. The crowd boos loudly as the ref becomes distracted by PRL. Mr. Boricua heads to a turnbuckle, and unties the top turnbuckle pad. He then unties the other two turnbuckle pads and throws them out of the ring. PRL leaves the ring apron, with the referee clueless as to what Mr. Boricua did.
JR:
This is unfair. PRL is giving Mr. Boricua a bigger advantage than he already has. Boricua has the size and strength advantage, he does not need Tha Puerto Rican to be at ringside either. That damn Dan Black is out to make Mad Cappa suffer more than he already has! For BAWD GAWD, the man came back from a career-threatening injury! He has had enough, damn it!
Mr. Boricua picks up Mad Cappa while PRL is treated with more “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” chants. PRL jaws with several fans at ringside. Mr. Boricua whips Cappa into the turnbuckle without the protected padding. The Mad Cappa hits the turnbuckle, chest first, and screams in pain loudly and slouches on the bottom turnbuckle. Boricua screams at Cappa and picks him up. He sits him on the top turnbuckle and punches him some more. Mr. Boricua grabs Cappa and chokes Cappa on the top rope. He yells then tries to choke Cappa again, but Cappa blocks Mr. Boricua and kicks him in his face. He grabs Mr. Boricua, and turns around, and gives Mr. Boricua It’s Showtime to a loud pop.
JR:
IT’S SHOWTIME! IT’S SHOWTIME! THE MAD CAPPA WITH A DESPERATION IT’S SHOWTIME! WHAT AN INCREDIBLE MOVE PERFORMED ON SUCH A BIG MAN! PRL BETTER START WORRYING NOW, BECAUSE THE MAD CAPPA IS STILL IN THIS MATCH AND HE LOOKS TO BE MAKING A COMEBACK!
The crowd cheers loudly and chant “Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa!” Mad Cappa and Mr. Boricua lay on the mat, with P.R. tapping the mat trying to make Mr. Boricua get up. Cappa gets up first as PRL orders Boricua to kick out.
JR:
Cappa is going for the cover!
1…
2…
2.9999999
Thre—NO!!!
The crowd groans.
JR:
OH MY! THE MAD CAPPA ALMOST HAD THE MATCH WON! HE ALMOST DEFEATED MR. BORICUA! WHAT AN UPSET THAT WOULD BE! OH MY!!!
PRL almost has a heart attack, but calms down.
JR:
This match means so much to The Mad Cappa. If he wins, he not only moves on in the Lightning Crew Gauntlet, but he also is allowed to participate in the Royal Rumble Match at Anglepalooza. All the pressure is on The Mad Cappa. The fans believe in him, the boys in the back believe in him, but most importantly, Cappa must believe in himself. Cappa must win. This is one of the most important matches in his career!
The crowd chants “Let’s Go Cap-pa! Let’s Go Cap-pa! Let’s Go Cap-pa!” Mr. Boricua and The Mad Cappa slowly get up at the same time. The Mad Cappa and Mr. Boricua slug it out, as the crowd gets more and more hyper. Mr. Boricua gains the advantage and slugs Cappa down to the mat, and then yells. Mr. Boricua knees Cappa’s ribs several times, and then grinds his elbow onto the back of Cappa’s neck. The crowd boos loudly and chant “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” PRL ignores the crowd and orders Mr. Boricua to continue attacking.
JR:
Mr. Boricua focusing his attack on The Mad Cappa’s ribs and neck. This is actually a very smart move. The Mad Cappa’s ribs and his neck with the crushed larynx, which was repaired, but is still sensitive to any and all attacks, both body parts were injured in that infamous attack on him back on Memorial Day 2003. And Mr. Boricua is targeting those two body parts in an attempt to cripple the young man and end his career. To finish the job they started. Cappa being choked again by Mr. Boricua. Step in there ref. Use your count and stop him!
Mr. Boricua stops the choke and beats on him some more. Boricua yells at Cappa, then whips him into a padded turnbuckle. Suddenly, Mad Cappa shows a burst of energy, when he hops onto the top turnbuckle, and jumps off with a side swinging moonsault onto Mr. Boricua, which brings the big man down.
JR:
SIDE SWINGING MOONSAULT! MR. BORICUA IS DOWN! THE MAD CAPPA IS GOING FOR THE COVER!
1…
2….
Mr. Boricua kicks out at 2.99999999999.
JR:
THE MAD CAPPA ALMOST HAD IT! THE MAD CAPPA ALMOST HAD THE MATCH WON! A SIDE SWINGING MOONSAULT! WHAT A SHOT OF ADRENALINE! THE MAD CAPPA MAY COME BACK IN THIS CONTEST!
The Mad Cappa and Mr. Boricua get up at the same time. The Mad Cappa punches Mr. Boricua in the face, causing Boricua to become dizzy. TMC whips Mr. B to the ropes, and ducks a clothesline. Cappa comes back with his own clothesline, but Boricua is still standing. Cappa heads to the ropes and does another clothesline. Mr. Boricua is still standing, though he is a little dizzy and dazed. Cappa heads to the ropes again, ducks a Mr. B clothesline, and brings the big man down with the Fall From Grace to a huge pop.
JR:
MR. BORICUA IS DOWN! MR. BORICUA IS DOWN! THE MAD CAPPA BROUGHT MR. BORICUA DOWN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN THE OAOAST! CAPPA IS THE ONLY MAN TO DO IT!
The Mad Cappa and Mr. Boricua lie on the mat while the referee starts a 10 count. The crowd becomes hot and counts along with the referee. Mr. Boricua and Mad Cappa are still lying on the mat, both tired, sweating, and in pain. Puerto Rican Lightning slaps the mat and yells for Mr. Boricua to get up. “Damn you, Cappa! Get up, Boricua! Get up! Get up, Boricua, damn you!”
JR:
Mr. Boricua is down on the mat. The Mad Cappa must have used all his strength to bring the big man down, because he is out. So is Mr. Boricua. I think it’s safe to say that it is anybody’s match right now at this moment. Cappa may do it. Cappa may have a chance. A chance to defeat Mr. Boricua and win. He may do it. He may just do it. I have faith in him! Come on Cappa! Get up! Get up Cappa! Both men are now showing signs of life.
Mr. Boricua and The Mad Cappa get up again. The two wrestlers slug it out again.
JR:
Cappa heading to the ropes, and it is—oh! Mr. Boricua going for a Chokeslam! No wait! Mad Cappa with the low blow! Cappa trying to bodyslam Mr. Boricua again! HE HAS HIM UP! HE HAS HIM UP! NO! Boricua stopped it! Cappa trying to slam Boricua again! NO! Boricua stops it once again!
Mr. Boricua grabs The Mad Cappa and lifts him up for a Powerbomb.
JR:
POWERBOMB! POWERBOMB! MR. BORICUA HAS GIVEN MAD CAPPA A BRUTAL POWERBOMB! THAT HAS THE HURT!
Mr. Boricua yells loudly again then picks up Mad Cappa by order of Puerto Rican Lightning. Boricua places Cappa above his head and applies a torture rack on him. Cappa screams in pain as Boricua continues applying the torture rack. The referee asks Cappa if he submits, but Cappa refuses and continues to scream in pain. Mr. Boricua lets go of the submission hold and elbows Cappa’s back. He throws The Mad Cappa over the top rope and onto the floor. Mad Cappa screams in pain. Suddenly, Puerto Rican Lightning heads over to Cappa and beats on him drawing boos. PRL jaws with the fans, then grabs Cappa and sends him into the stairs.
JR:
Now come on! That’s enough! That’s enough! The Mad Cappa has been through enough! He doesn’t need this! He does not need this at all! PRL with a cheapshot on Cappa. Special Ringside Enforcer, my ass. PRL is using this advantage, this title of Ringside Enforcer, to do whatever he wants to Cappa. He is attacking Cappa, being a bully. What a horrible man. I hope he loses the OaOasT North American and Puerto Rican Championships soon!
Tha Puerto Rican grabs Cappa and drags him back into the ring. PRL orders Boricua to continue the attack.
JR:
Mr. Boricua is a slave of Puerto Rican Lightning. Look at this. Mr. Boricua is being ordered to attack Mad Cappa. Mr. Boricua has no mind. He has no heart. He is what PRL wants him to be. He’s drinking Puerto Rican Lightning’s “Kool-Aid” if you will. Mr. Boricua is like a lost puppy drinking PRL’s “Kool-Aid”. PRL is stirring the pot and these Lightning Crew members are all coming drinking from it. It’s amazing, the power, the trance PRL has over these 7 Lightning Crew members. It’s incredible. It’s evil of this young man, frightening, disturbing.
Mr. Boricua goes for the cover.
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THE MAD CAPPA KICKS OUT!
Mr. Boricua beats on Cappa. Continuing to kick him in his ribs. Mr. Boricua picks up Cappa and whips him into the unpadded turnbuckle. Cappa hits the turnbuckle back first, and screams. He walks right into a fall away slam from Mr. Boricua. Boricua goes for the cover.
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NO!!!
Mr. Boricua applies a STF on Cappa near the ropes. Cappa screams loudly in pain as the referee checks and asks Cappa if he submits. Mad Cappa screams out “NO!” as PRL cheers Boricua on.
PRL:
Pull harder, Boricua! Pull harder! Make him tap. Make him submit. Make the bastard submit. Make him bleed!
JR:
The STF is locked in. That’s a dangerous move. A very dangerous move from a very dangerous man. Is Cappa going to submit? Is he going to give up? Is he going to tap out?
The crowd roots for Cappa to get up. PRL orders them to shut up, but that makes the crowd become louder. Chants of “Let’s Go Cap-pa! Let’s Go Cap-pa! Let’s Go Cap-pa!” are heard throughout the arena. Chants of “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” are also heard. PRL yells at the fans, but Cappa is getting the strength.
JR:
PRL is less of a Ringside Enforcer and more of a manager for Mr. Boricua! This is biased!
Finally, The Mad Cappa grabs the bottom rope and the referee orders the STF to be stopped. However, Puerto Rican Lightning removes TMC’s arm from the bottom rope while the STF is still applied. The referee notices this and threatens to ban PRL from ringside. PRL tries to convince the ref that the arm wasn’t on the bottom rope, but the ref doesn’t believe him. Mr. Boricua lets go of the STF as PRL is met with more boos.
JR:
Come on! Ban PRL from ringside! Infact, ban him from the OaOasT as well! Somebody get that heinous individual far from this match. I don’t give a rat’s ass if he’s the Special Ringside Enforcer. He’s not doing his job very well, is he? Cover. A 1! A 2! And a 3? NO!
Mr. Boricua yells at the crowd then picks up Mad Cappa again. He lifts Cappa up for a powerslam, but Cappa slips out and chops Boricua’s chest to “WOOOOOOOOOs!”
JR:
Mad Cappa with the chops. Boricua’s chest is probably red by now. The Mad Cappa is getting his 2nd wind. He is using all of his strength to win!
TMC whips Boricua into the ropes, but Boricua reverses, but Cappa reverses, kicks Boricua in the gut, and goes for the BUST A CAP, but Boricua shoves Cappa off his head. Boricua tries to grab Cappa, but Cappa ducks, spins Boricua around, grabs his legs, and tries to apply the Walls of Cappa on him.
JR:
WALLS OF CAPPA! THE WALLS OF CAPPA! CAN HE DO IT? CAN THE MAD CAPPA MAKE MR. BORICUA SUBMIT? IS IT POSSIBLE? CAN IT BE DONE? THE WALLS OF CAPPA IS APPLIED ON MR. BORICUA!
The crowd stands up and cheers loudly as Mr. Boricua screams in pain. He struggles to reach the ropes, but The Mad Cappa pulls him back. The crowd chants “TAP! TAP! TAP! TAP!” Puerto Rican Lightning becomes worried and angry and orders Mr. Boricua to escape. PRL yells at Cappa.
JR:
HOW LONG CAN MR. BORICUA BE HELD IN THE WALLS OF CAPPA? IS HE GOING TO SUBMIT? IS HE GOING TO TAP OUT?
Suddenly, the crowd boos as Puerto Rican Lightning stands up on the ring apron. The referee turns his attention to Puerto Rican Lightning just as Mr. Boricua taps out. PRL argues about something referring to the Special Ringside Enforcer title, saying that he has a right to speak to the referee since he is the Special Ringside Enforcer. Mr. Boricua is released from the Walls of Cappa, as Mad Cappa becomes filled with rage seeing Puerto Rican Lightning on the ring apron. Cappa mouths “Son-Of-A-Bitch!” and goes right after PRL.
JR:
That damn Puerto Rican Lightning! Once again interfering in this match up. He’s using the duty of Special Ringside Enforcer to his advantage as he’s abusing his power! He’s distracting the referee giving Mr. Boricua enough time to recuperate.
The Mad Cappa and Puerto Rican Lightning get into a staredown. The crowd stands up in anticipation waiting for the two to explode. PRL and Cappa trash talk each other.
JR:
You can feel the hatred these two men feel for each other. It’s incredible. These two men have been feuding with each other since last year, and it shows no signs of stopping as long as Mad Cappa is in the Lightning Crew Gauntlet!
The two hated rivals engage in a staredown, until PRL kicks Cappa in the gut and gives him a Cappa killer causing Cappa’s neck to bounce off the ropes.
JR:
OH MY! THE CAPPA KILLER! THE CAPPA KILLER ON MAD CAPPA! AND HIS NECK BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES, HIS SENSTIVE NECK BAWD GAWD~!!! THE LAYRNX ISN’T GOING TO FEEL GOOD AFTER THIS!
The Mad Cappa’s neck bounces off the ropes, and into a chokehold from Mr. Boricua. The crowd groans.
JR:
Oh no! Oh no! This is Mr. Boricua’s finishing move! The Chokeslam known as the Lightning Crew Bomb! This is not good. The match could be over!
Mr. Boricua lifts up Cappa with only his left arm, then brings Cappa down to the mat hard to complete The Lightning Crew Bomb (Chokeslam).
JR:
THE LIGHTNING CREW BOMB! THE LIGHTNING CREW BOMB! THIS IS IT! THE MAD CAPPA’S DREAM TO COMPETE AT ANGLEMANIA III! TO COMPETE AGAINST PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING! IT CAN ALL END HERE! THE MATCH IS OVER! MR. BORICUA HAS THIS MATCH WON! HE HAS CAPPA DOWN ON THE MAT!
Mr. Boricua screams loudly. He poses and raises his muscular arms in the air. He yells “THIS IS MY HOUSE! THIS IS MY HOUSE!” The crowd boos loudly. Mr. Boricua walks around the ring trash talking to the prone and out Mad Cappa. Boricua screams again. Puerto Rican Lightning gets pissed and yells at Boricua to pin Mad Cappa. PRL removes his sunglasses and orders Boricua to pin the still down Cappa.
PRL:
I ORDER YOU, YOU IDIOT! PIN HIM! PIN HIM!
Mr. Boricua obliges.
JR:
Mr. Boricua pinning The Mad Cappa. It could be all over! The match could end right now! MR. BORICUA WITH THE COVER!
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2 ¾
2.99999999999999999
Threeeeeeeeeee-----NO!!!!
JR:
NO! NO! NO! THE MAD CAPPA KICKS OUT! THE MAD CAPPA KICKS OUT OF THE LIGHTNING CREW BOMB! THE MAD CAPPA IS STILL IN THIS MATCH, BAWD GAWD~!!! WHAT A MATCH WE ARE SEEING! THE MAD CAPPA IS STILL IN THIS MATCH!!!
P.R. almost has a heart attack. The crowd starts to become lively again as The Mad Cappa rises up from the Chokeslam full of life. The crowd becomes more and more hyper as Mad Cappa smiles. Mr. Boricua looks at the crowd, then looks at PRL, who orders him to attack. Mr. Boricua nails Mad Cappa with a right jab. TMC shakes off the punch. Mr. Boricua becomes concerned, but PRL orders him to attack again, so Mr. Boricua punches Cappa across the face with a left jab. Cappa no-sells that punch and gets one knee up. Mr. Boricua has a worried look on his face, almost puppy dog like. PRL yells out “ATTACK! ATTACK! ATTACK!” The crowd is at a fever pitch as Cappa dares Boricua to hit him again with a sly smile on his face.
JR:
I think I know where this is going!
Mr. Boricua hesitates, but punches The Mad Cappa straight in the face. With that punch, The Mad Cappa gets up and starts dancing. He jumps up and down and moves his neck a bit to pain. The crowd explodes with cheers as PRL and Mr. Boricua both look at Cappa with a strange look on their faces. PRL saids “What the hell is he doing?” The Mad Cappa shakes his fists and screams. He jumps up and down and dances some more as the crowd chants “Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa!”
JR:
The Mad Cappa is Hulking up! No, wait. THE MAD CAPPA IS CAPPIN’ UP! He is feeding off the energy of these fans! The fans who are 100% behind The Mad Cappa! Mr. Boricua and Puerto Rican Lightning may have the strength and size advantage, but they do not have the fans rooting for them!
The crowd cheers loudly as The Mad One continues “Cappin’ Up”. PRL orders Boricua to attack so Boricua obliges by punching Cappa in the face again. The Mad Cappa no-sells the punch and points at Mr. Boricua.
JR:
Shades of Hulk Hogan, although better!
The Mad Cappa punches Mr. Boricua in the face two times with the crowd counting along, and than dances a bit, before finishing the three-punch-combo with the IMPACT. However, Mr. Boricua is still standing. The Mad Cappa heads to the ropes, and punches Boricua in the face again. However, Mr. Boricua is still standing, although a bit dazed and dizzy.
JR:
What is it going to take to bring Mr. Boricua down again?
The Mad Cappa becomes frustrated, thinks it over, grabs Mr. Boricua, lifts him up over his body to a giant pop, and then slams him down to a giant “HOLY SHIT!” chant and a loud pop. The Mad Cappa screams loudly and dances.
JR:
OH MY! OH MY! WHAT A MOVE! THE MAD CAPPA HAS JUST BODYSLAMMED MR. BORICUA! DID I JUST SEE THAT? DID A 193LBS MAN JUST BODYSLAM A 300LBS 7-FOOT MONSTER? DID I JUST SEE WHAT I THOUGHT I DID? DID I SEE HISTORY IN THE MAKING? IS THE MAD CAPPA THE FIRST PERSON IN RECORDED OAOAST HISTORY TO BODYSLAM MR. BORICUA? IT’S NEVER BEEN DONE BEFORE AND THE MAD CAPPA IS THE FIRST TO DO IT! WHAT A MOVE!
The crowd is still chanting “HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!” as The Mad Cappa sees Mr. Boricua lying in the center of the ring, and decides to head to the top rope. The crowd cheers loudly and stand up in anticipation. Small “Let’s Go Cap-pa! Let’s Go Cap-pa!” as The Mad Cappa kneels on the top rope. Cappa rips off his white shirt and throws it to the crowd causing the ladies to scream. Cappa does the Harlem Shake on the top rope, then comes down with his version of the F.U. Elbow Drop which connects on the down Mr. Boricua to a loud pop. PRL jumps up and down and yells to the camera “That move is copyrighted! That move is copyrighted! I should sue The Mad Cappa for that! I should sue Cappa for that! You bastard! That’s my move! MINE!”
JR:
The Mad Cappa follows the bodyslam with his own version of the F.U. Elbow Drop, one of his archrival’s signature moves! PRL doesn’t seem to please at Cappa’s nicer version of the move. And Cappa is going for the cover. 1! 2! And three-NO! MR. BORICUA KICKED OUT OF THE “CAPPA” ELBOW DROP! PRL MUST BE PLEASED AT THAT!
The Mad Cappa gets up and punches Mr. Boricua several times. Cappa heads to the top rope and waits for Mr. Boricua to get up. When he does, TMC jumps off the top rope and hits Mr. Boricua with a missile dropkick. Cappa hurries to cover Boricua.
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NO!!!
Mr. Boricua kicks out shoving Cappa several feet from the ring. Boricua quickly gets up and is met with a dropkick. Boricua gets up again and is met with another dropkick. Boricua gets up, and is met with a third dropkick.
JR:
The Mad Cappa is the Comeback kid. He came back from a career threatening injury in only three months. He came back from a massive beat down from the Lightning Crew at Bloody, Battered, and Beaten. And he is coming back right in this match from Mr. Boricua’s earlier attack on his neck and ribs. The Mad Cappa has the heart, the speed, and the determination to win this match and win the Lightning Crew Gauntlet and finally, FINALLY get a match against Puerto Rican Lightning!
The Mad Cappa beats on Mr. Boricua making the big man more and more dizzy. He whips Mr. Boricua into the turnbuckle, but Boricua reverses and sends Cappa into the turnbuckle. Boricua rushes towards Cappa, but Cappa leaps to the top rope and kicks Boricua straight in the face. He grabs Mr. Boricua’s head, and does a Reverse DDT on Mr. Boricua from the top rope to a huge pop.
JR:
Reverse DDT on Mr. Boricua! The Mad Cappa really is the Comeback Kid! He has brought Mr. Boricua down to the mat more than any other OaOasT superstar ever has, all in one match. He is going for the cover. Can he do it? Can he earn his spot in the Royal Rumble Match? Can he continue on? The cover!
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KICK OUT!!!
JR:
AND MR. BORICUA KICKS OUT! IT’S GOING TO TAKE A LOT MORE THAN THAT TO PUT MR. BORICUA DOWN! AND PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING COULD HAVE A HEART ATTACK WITH ALL THE WORRYING HE IS DOING IN THIS MATCHUP, SINCE HE IS ALSO THE SPECIAL RINGSIDE ENFORCER AND ALL.
The Mad Cappa becomes frustrated and heads to the top rope. The crowd becomes excited and stands up in anticipation again. Mr. Boricua is still lying on the mat struggling to get up. PRL tries his very best to get Mr. Boricua to get up but it is too no success, as Mad Cappa jumps off the top rope with his signature Top Rope Legdrop to a pop. Puerto Rican Lightning becomes pissed off and yells “That’s also one of my moves! Why are you taking my moves, Cappa? Get your own! You are a copycat! I should sue you! You bastard!”
JR:
The Mad Cappa with one of HIS signature moves, The Top Rope Legdrop. The move Cappa came with first, and then Puerto Rican Lightning stole from him. The Mad Cappa has Mr. Boricua right where he wants him.
The Mad Cappa stands up and looks at the fallen Mr. Boricua. Cappa has a smile on his face, then does the international “That’s It!” sign. The crowd pops loudly.
JR:
It looks like The Mad Cappa is ready to end this contest! He looks like he is ready to deliver The BUST A CAP. It could be over. The match could be over.
PRL becomes pissed at Cappa again. “Now he’s stealing my mannerisms? Can’t you come up with anything on your own? You bastard.” TMC dances and gets the crowd more hyper. The crowd cheers loudly and stands up, chanting “Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa!” The Mad Cappa gets in position to deliver the BUST A CAP, with the crowd standing up and cheering behind him. Mr. Boricua struggles to get up, slowly, as Cappa waits anxiously to deliver his finishing move. The crowd claps in unison waiting for the BUST A CAP. Suddenly, PRL runs to where Cappa is standing, and grabs his right foot, preventing him from moving. The crowd boos as Mad Cappa notices his foot not moving and yells at Puerto Rican Lightning.
JR:
What’s Puerto Rican Lightning doing now? The Ringside Enforcer is not supposed to be doing this? This is cheating! This has nothing to with being the Enforcer! PRL is just cheating to prevent Mad Cappa from continuing on and entering the Royal Rumble Match! This is not right! This is not right at all!
The Mad Cappa tries to pull his right foot from PRL, but PRL holds on tight. Cappa and PRL trash talk each other, until Cappa grabs PRL’s head and punches him back down to the floor to a cheer.
JR:
YEAH! THERE YOU GO CAPPA! THERE YOU GO! BEAT ON HIM! PUNCH OUT PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING! BEAT HIS ASS! THE MAD CAPPA HAS JUST KNOCKED OUT PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING!
Just after Mad Cappa knocks out PRL to the floor, face first, Mr. Boricua gets up, and Cappa runs over to him. He goes for the kick in the gut to start the BUST A CAP, but Mr. B grabs Cappa’s right leg, and slams him with a spinebuster to loud boos.
JR:
SPINEBUSTER ON THE MAD CAPPA!!! THE MAD CAPPA HAS JUST BEEN MET WITH A HUGE SPINEBUSTER FROM MR. BORICUA! THAT MOVE COULD HAVE RE ARRANGED MAD CAPPA’S SPINE! HIS NECK LANDED HARD ON THAT MOVE! THAT SADISTIC MR. BORICUA HAS USED ALL HIS POWER, ALL HIS STRENGTH TO GIVE CAPPA THIS SPINEBUSTER! WHAT IS GOING TO HAPPEN NOW? WHAT’S NEXT? IS MR. BORICUA GOING TO WIN? IS THE MATCH OVER?
Mr. Boricua stands over the fallen Mad Cappa and poses. The crowd boos loudly and chants “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” Mr. Boricua yells and cracks his knuckles. Boricua grunts then yells some more. PRL orders him to continue the assault. Mr. Boricua grabs Mad Cappa again and gives him another spinebuster. Boricua gets up and yells again. By this time, Mr. Boricua is sweating, breathing heavily, and coughing. He still manages to grunt and yell and snort and crack his knuckles to more and more boos and “P.R. SUCKS!” and “Mad Cap-pa!” chants. The Mad Cappa lies in the center of the ring, breathing heavily and sweating, in pain and knocked out. Puerto Rican Lightning orders Mr. Boricua to “Finish him! Finish him! Show him whose boss! SHOW HIM WHO’S BOSS!” Mr. Boricua does a slow cut throat and yells out “THIS IS MY HOUSE! THIS IS MY HOUSE! HE IS GOING TO BE FINISHED!!!”
JR:
Mr. Boricua has given The Mad Cappa two straight spinebusters. The Mad Cappa’s back and neck are probably damaged beyond repair. It looks like Mr. Boricua has Cappa right where he wants him and is going to try another Lightning Crew Bomb, which The Mad Cappa kicked out of before.
Puerto Rican Lightning has a sick, sadistic smile on his face, as he becomes uppity waiting for Boricua to finish. He yells “FINISH HIM! FINISH HIM! FINISH HIM!!!” Mr. Boricua yells again as he picks up The Mad Cappa.
JR:
It looks like it could be over. The match could end right now. Mr. Boricua going for a second Lightning Crew Bomb. This could do it! The match could end!
Mr. Boricua trash talks at Mad Cappa, who is dazed and tired. Boricua yells and slowly picks up Mad Cappa. Mr. Boricua yells out and clutches Mad Cappa’s throat. The crowd groans, as they know what Boricua is going to do. Mr. Boricua lifts up Cappa, but Cappa clutches Mr. Boricua’s neck, escapes the chokehold, turns around, and applies a Sleeperhold on Mr. Boricua to a loud pop.
JR:
SLEEPERHOLD! THE MAD CAPPA HAS APPLIED A SLEEPERHOLD ON THE 300LB, 7-FOOT MR. BORICUA! MR. BORICUA COULD SUBMIT!
The crowd stands up and cheers loudly, chanting “Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa!” The Mad Cappa hops onto Mr. Boricua’s back still applying the Sleeperhold. The crowd cheers as Mr. Boricua slowly, and slowly becomes sleepy. He waves his arms around wildly, as Mad Cappa clutches the Sleeperhold behind Boricua, refusing to jump off the guy. Puerto Rican Lightning becomes more and more worry, ordering Mr. Boricua to get The Mad Cappa off his back. Mr. Boricua tries, but he becomes more and more tired. The crowd becomes more and more anxious as Mr. Boricua’s arms stop flaling around. The referee checks on Mr. Boricua, as Puerto Rican Lightning becomes nervous and starts biting his fingers. He orders Mr. Boricua to wake up but to no success. PRL becomes angry.
JR:
Mr. Boricua is falling asleep! He is losing conscience. He is slowly fading and fading. Mr. Boricua is no longer moving back and forth. This match could be over in a matter of seconds! The Mad Cappa is going to Anglepalooza! The Mad Cappa is going to move on in the Lightning Crew Gauntlet! The match could end right now! It’s almost over!
The crowd, JR, and Puerto Rican Lightning become more and more hyper. Suddenly, Mr. Boricua gets down on one knee. With the referee next to the unpadded turnbuckle and checking on Mr. Boricua, Boricua yells and uses all his power to run right into the ref with The Mad Cappa still on his back. The referee hits the unpadded turnbuckle hard causing the crowd to groan. Mr. Boricua runs into the referee again, with The Mad Cappa still on his back. The referee screams in pain as he falls to the mat, face down. The crowd groans and starts booing. PRL applauds Mr. Boricua for what he did.
JR:
OH! OH MY! BAWD GAWD~!!! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON NOW? MR. BORICUA HAS JUST SHOVED HIMSELF AND MAD CAPPA INTO THE REF, KNOCKING HIM OUT OF THIS MATCH! THE REF IS KNOCKED OUT JUST AS IT SEEMED LIKE THE MAD CAPPA WOULD WIN THIS MATCH!
Mr. Boricua grabs The Mad Cappa, who felt the effects of the attack, and slams him back onto the mat. P.R. continues to applaud Mr. Boricua, who yells at P.R. PRL orders Mr. Boricua to finish off the attack. Boricua yells out loud, grunts, snorts, and cracks his knuckles.
JR:
Mr. Boricua once again in control of this match up! He looks to try and finish this matchup once again! He is going for the Lightning Crew Bomb. He is going to try and finish this match and stop the Lightning Crew Gauntlet!
Mr. Boricua grabs Cappa, who is in pain and is tired. Mr. Boricua yells at Cappa, grabbing his hair, and spitting in his face. Mr. Boricua clutches Mad Cappa’s throat and lifts him up, slamming him back down with the Lightning Crew Bomb.
JR:
AND ANOTHER LIGHTNING CREW BOMB! A SECOND ONE ON THE MAD CAPPA’S NECK!!! THIS IS TOO MUCH! TOO MUCH FOR ONE MAN TO TAKE!!! I CAN’T BELIEVE THE MAD CAPPA IS ACTUALLY TAKING THIS!!! THE MATCH COULD BE OVER!!! CAN THE MAD CAPPA SURVIVE? CAN CAPPA KICK OUT OF A SECOND LIGHTNING CREW BOMB? IS IT POSSIBLE?
Mr. Boricua yells and poses some more. The crowd boos loudly as Puerto Rican orders Mr. Boricua to stop and pin Cappa. Boricua salutes PRL and goes for the cover.
JR:
MR. BORICUA MAKING THE COVER, BUT THERE IS NO ONE TO COUNT IT! THE REFEREE IS STILL OUT OF THIS MATCH, AND YET MR. BORICUA IS PINNING THE MAD CAPPA? IS SOMEONE COMING OUT HERE? IS THERE GOING TO BE ANOTHER REF?
Suddenly, the crowd starts booing loudly. From the entrance, by PRL’s and Mr. Boricua’s command, Thomas Rodriguez jogs into the ring.
JR (disgusted):
I shouldn’t have asked. I shouldn’t have asked at all. Here comes the official Lightning Crew referee Thomas Rodriguez. What is he doing out here? He may be an official OaOasT referee, but he still shouldn’t be out here. Dan Black should suspend this guy for biased officiating. Of course, he won’t, because he’s buddy-buddy with Puerto Rican Lightning.
Thomas Rodriguez, wearing an official OaOasT referee shirt, and a slick smile on his face, jogs into the ring and fast counts the pin.
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THE MAD CAPPA KICKS OUT!!!
JR:
That was a fast count! A biased fast count from a biased official! This is unfair! Where’s the real referee for this match? Where is he? He should count, not Thomas Rodriguez!
Mr. Boricua covers Cappa again.
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2…
KICK OUT!
Boricua covers Cappa once again.
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KICK OUT!
Boricua becomes frustrated but covers Cappa a third time.
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2…
KICK OUT!!!
JR:
Even through the two spinebusters, the two Lightning Crew Bombs, the fast counts from Thomas Rodriguez, The Mad Cappa is still in this match and is not giving up! You gotta admire that kind of testicular fortitude! What a match we have seen so far.
Thomas Rodriguez and PRL order Mr. Boricua to continue the assault. The referee is still lying on the mat face first, but is showing signs of life, as Mr. Boricua beats on Mad Cappa some more. Mr. Boricua whips Cappa into the ropes and follows with a big boot. He goes for a cover. It gets a fast count of two. Mr. Boricua yells because he is frustrated, but Thomas and PRL order him to continue. Mr. Boricua chokes Cappa and slams his head into the mat several times.
JR:
Thomas Rodriguez is allowing this member of the Lightning Crew to cheat! This is unfair!
Mr. Boricua stops choking Cappa beats on him again. The crowd starts cheering in unison and chanting “Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa!” Mr. Boricua yells at the crowd, but continues beating on Cappa. Boricua picks up Cappa and places him on the second rope. Mr. Boricua heads to the opposite ropes and tries to hit Cappa with his right leg, but Cappa moves out of the way, and Boricua is low blowed by the rope. The Mad Cappa slowly gets up and starts beating on Mr. Boricua as the referee slowly gets up. The crowd becomes hyper once again as Mad Cappa sends Mr. Boricua into ropes, ducks a big boot, and brings Mr. Boricua down with a Fall From Grace. The Mad Cappa jumps up and down causing the crowd to become louder. The Mad Cappa goes to pick up Mr. Boricua, when suddenly; Thomas Rodriguez elbows Cappa in the back of his neck. The Mad Cappa has a look of rage on his face as he moves closer and closer to Thomas.
JR:
Uh-Oh. Thomas isn’t going to like receiving this! Thomas is in trouble now! This isn’t good!
The crowd cheers and orders Mad Cappa to attack. Thomas tries to run away, but Cappa grabs him by his referee shirt. Cappa asks for approval, which the crowd approves, so The Mad Cappa gives Thomas Rodriguez a BUST A CAP to a loud pop just as the referee crawls onto one knee.
JR:
BUST A CAP! BUST A CAP ON THOMAS RODRIGUEZ! THAT’S THE RIGHT THING TO DO! THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT SHOULD BE DONE! THE MAD CAPPA IS SPEAKING FOR ALL THE FANS!!! AND WAIT A MINUTE!!!
Mr. Boricua charges at Mad Cappa and clotheslines him from the back of his neck. The crowd boos loudly as Mr. Boricua beats on The Mad Cappa some more. Mr. Boricua whips Mad Cappa into the ropes, and is met with a third spinebuster. The crowd boos as Mr. Boricua does another slow cut throat sign and yells, “THAT’S IT!!!”
JR:
This is it! This is all The Mad Cappa can take! I don’t think he can survive anymore! Cappa can’t take anymore! This could end it! This could be over!
Mr. Boricua poses and is met with loud boos and “P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS! P.R. SUCKS!” chants. Mr. Boricua tells PRL to come into the ring. The crowd groans and boos as The Mad Cappa lies in the center of the ring, breathing heavily, sweating, and in pain knocked out. Boricua asks Puerto Rican Lightning to enter into the ring. At first, he is hesitant, but he enters the ring chuckling at Mad Cappa in pain. The crowd boos and chant “P.R. SUCKS!” at Lightning.
JR:
Oh come on! This isn’t what a Ringside Enforcer is supposed to do! Mr. Boricua just wants Puerto Rican Lightning to hit the nail on the coffin. He wants PRL to get the chance to say he stopped Mad Cappa from entering the Royal Rumble. He wants to be the one who says he stopped the Lightning Crew Gauntlet! He wants to take all the credit. He wants to be the one with his arm raised. This is not good. Cappa is in trouble now.
The crowd becomes louder and boos some more. Some even throw garbage into the ring. Tha Puerto Rican laughs at The Mad Cappa and trash talks to him. Mr. Boricua picks up the tired, dazed, and pained Mad Cappa and tells PRL to attack him. The crowd becomes anxious as Puerto Rican Lightning slaps Cappa in his face and heads to a turnbuckle. Mr. Boricua holds up The Mad Cappa for PRL to attack. Tha Puerto Rican yells at the crowd then starts stomping left boot a’la Shawn Michaels. The crowd pops slightly knowing what PRL is going to do. 1,2,3. 1,2,3. 1,2,3. 1,2,3.
JR:
Oh no. Puerto Rican Lightning looks to end this match for Mr. Boricua. PRL is going for the Sweet Chin Music. He wants to crush The Mad Cappa’s dreams. He wants to crush Mad Cappa’s shot at the Royal Rumble. It looks like this could be over. The Mad Cappa must escape this if he wants to win. PRL is going to have Mr. Boricua win.
Tha Puerto Rican continues “tuning up the band” as Mr. Boricua holds up Cappa in front of him. PRL laughs evilly and yells out “Good-Bye Cappa!” and goes for the Sweet Chin Music. PRL goes for it, but The Mad Cappa escapes Mr. Boricua’s clutches, and moves out of the way, just in time, as Puerto Rican Lightning accidentally hits Mr. Boricua with the Sweet Chin Music to a loud pop.
JR:
THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC HAS HIT MR. BORICUA! THE SWEET CHIN MUSIC MISSED MAD CAPPA AND HIT MR. BORICA!!! MR. BORICUA IS PROBALBY FURIOUS! PRL HAS JUST TAKEN HIS OWN BODYGUARD OUT!!! PRL HAS JUST ELIMINATED A LIGHTNING CREW MEMBER!!!
PRL is in shocked at the down Mr. Boricua. He says, “I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!” Suddenly, The Mad Cappa lunges after him, but PRL exits the ring and runs to the entrance.
JR:
WHAT A COWARD!!! WHAT A COWARD PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING IS!!! HE IS A COWARD!!!
The Mad Cappa gets into position to deliver the BUST A CAP. The crowd pops loudly as Mr. Boricua slowly gets up. They stand up in anticipation and clap their hands in unison.
JR:
THE MAD CAPPA CAN FINALLY FINISH THIS MATCH! HE CAN END THIS MATCH RIGHT NOW!!! THIS COULD END!!! THIS COULD FINALLY DO IT!!!
Mr. Boricua gets up, slowly, dizzy and confused. He looks around for PRL, which allows The Mad Cappa to kick him in the gut, and deliver a BUST A CAP.
JR:
BUST A CAP! BUST A CAP! BUST A CAP ON MR. BORICUA! THE BUST A CAP HAS BEEN DELIVERED!!! IT COULD BE ALL OVER!!! THIS MATCH COULD END! WHERE IS THE REF? COUNT HIM! COUNT HIM! COUNT REF!!!
The crowd cheers loudly as The Mad Cappa slowly creeps onto Mr. Boricua. PRL is shown with a worry look on his face in the entrance. The Mad Cappa covers Mr. Boricua and orders a referee to come. The crowd cheers loudly as the original referee for the match crawls over to where Cappa and Boricua all. He is dizzy and in pain, but he crawls close enough to deliver the count as Cappa smiles and grabs Mr. Boricua’s right leg.
JR:
THE COVER!!! COUNT IT REF!!!
1…
2…
2 ½
2 2/4
2 ¾
2.99999999999999
3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*DING DING DING*
JR:
THE MAD CAPPA HAS DONE IT!!! THE MAD CAPPA IS IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE MATCH!!! THE MAD CAPPA IS MOVING ON IN THE LIGHTNING CREW GAUNTLET!!! HE IS MOVING ON!!! WAY TO GO!!! WAY TO GO!!!
Gary Michael Cappatetta:
Here is your winner, and not only moving on in the Lightning Crew Gauntlet, but also earning a spot in the Royal Rumble Match at Anglepalooza on January 25, THE MADDDDDDDDDDDDD CAPPPPPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
::”Let Me Clear My Throat (Old School Mix)” by DJ Kool begins to play over the P.A. system. The Mad Cappa slowly gets off of Mr. Boricua and gets his hands raised by the referee while wiping the sweat off of his face. The crowd cheers loudly as Puerto Rican Lightning is shown cursing and yelling. The crowd chants “Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa!” Mr. Boricua is still knocked out from the BUST A CAP and Sweet Chin Music, while The Mad Cappa crawls off of Mr. B and holds onto the ropes to regain balance.::
JR:
HE DID EXACTLY WHAT DAN BLACK DEMANDED OF HIM! HE EARNED HIS SPOT!!! THE MAD CAPPA HAD TO GO THROUGH NOT JUST MR. BORICUA, BUT PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING, AND THOMAS RODRIGUEZ AND HE STILL CAME OUT ON TOP! THE MAD CAPPA HAD THE HEART, THE SPEED, AND THE WILL POWER TO OVERCOME THE 7-FOOT 300LBS MR. BORICUA AND HE WORKED HIS ASS OFF TO WIN AND NOW HE IS ONE STEP CLOSER TO A MATCH WITH PUERTO RICAN LIGHTNING AND NOT ONLY THAT, BUT HE HAS ALSO EARNED A SPOT AND A CHANCE TO BECOME THE OAOAST WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, WHEN HE STEPS INTO THE RING WITH 29 OTHER MEN, JANUARY 25 AT ANGLEPALOOZA IN THE ROYAL RUMBLE!!!
::Puerto Rican Lightning looks at The Mad Cappa, who is on his feet, holding onto the ropes to gain balance. He is breathing heavily, sweating a lot, and holding his neck in pain. The referee asks if he is okay, and Cappa responds with a yes. Mr. Boricua is still lying on the mat, as “Let Me Clear My Throat” continues to play. The crowd cheers as Cappa raises his arms. He is met with “Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa! Mad Cap-pa!” chants. PRL walks slowly towards the ring; afraid to enter the same ring Cappa is in. He cautiously walks closer and closer to the ring, but steps back. He looks at Cappa, sneering at him and flipping him the middle finger. PRL trash talks with Mad Cappa, who plays to the happy crowd.::
JR:
MR. BORICUA HAD THE ADVANTAGE MOST OF THE MATCH! HE LAID INTO THE MAD CAPPA’S INJURY PRONE BACK, RIBS, AND NECK WITH THE REPAIRED LAYRNX! SEVERAL TIMES DURING THIS MATCHUP IT LOOKED LIKE MR. BORICUA WOULD HAVE WON! HE GAVE THE MAD CAPPA THREE SPINEBUSTERS! TWO LIGHTNING CREW BOMBS! WHIPPED HIM INTO AN UNPROTECTED TURNBUCKLE MANY TIMES! IT LOOKED LIKE ALL THE WORLD THAT THE MAD CAPPA WAS FINISH! BUT HE CAME THROUGH! BAH GAWD!
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