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[i]God of Thunder[/i] hits, and Thunderkid makes his way out to the ring. COLE And Thunderkid set for action here on HeldDOWN~! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin, weighing in at 250 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] COLE Thunderkid, who just two weeks ago, lost the OAOAST Heartland title to Felix Strutter, who then took the belt with him to WDW! COACH And no doubt that weighs heavily on the mind of TK! BUFFER [i]His opponent, hailing from Charleston, South Carolina, weighing in at 230 pounds...Nick Henderson![/i] COLE Tremendous opportunity for young Nick Henderson, getting into the national spotlight taking on Thunderkid! TK and Henderson tie up, and Henderson grabs a side headlock. He digs in, but TK eventually backs him into the ropes, then pushes him off to the other side, flooring him with a shoulderblock! COACH And Henderson's not going to win that battle! Henderson backs into a corner and sizes TK up, then moves out and delivers a foot to the gut. He then goes to the eyes, and executes a bodyslam! COLE But he does as some power, as we see right here! Henderson drops an elbow, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout with AUTHORITY~! COLE But so does TK! COACH Yes, he does! Henderson moves back over and picks up TK, attempting an Irish whip. TK reverses, and lifts Henderson in the air in a PRESS SLAM~! COLE And here's some more of it! Henderson is slammed hard on his back, then clotheslined! TK executes a second clothesline, then calls out to the crowd, which cheers in response! TK follows with a belly-to-belly, then signals for the end! COLE And TK setting up young Nick Henderson! TK hooks Henderson in a front facelock...then picks him up, and drops him with the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE And an impressive win for TK! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] TK has his hand raised by the referee, then asks Buffer for the mic. TK You know, I've done a lot of thinking over the past two weeks. Not only did I lose the Heartland title, but I lost it to a WDW wrestler. And I let down the people in the OAOAST. TK drops his head for a second, while getting a symphathetic reaction from the crowd. TK As a result, there's only one logical solution. TK pulls a ticket out of a pocket on his boot, causing the crowd to cheer. TK This Monday, I'm going to be at the World Domination Wrestling show. I'll be sitting right down there in the front row, and I'll have a big announcement to make. And I promise that when the dust has cleared, I will bring that belt back to the OAOAST! TK leaves the ring as [i]God of Thunder[/i] plays. COLE A big announcement tonight, and another one expected this Monday from Thunderkid, he's got his sights set on getting the belt back for the OAOAST!

If you guys have ESPNNEWS, they're going to replay an interview between Dan Patrick and David Stern that took place on ESPN Radio today. It's a good listen.

Yeah, I guess I didn't read your post close enough. Sorry. But seriously. How many people in this thread are really loyal towards the Suns and Warriors, besides Ripper and Bored respectively? I'm loyal towards the Pacers and Colts, yes, but I think part of being loyal is being honest. I can still admit my team's faults instead of acting like they shit roses and can do no wrong. Most of the people in this thread are letting their hatred of the Spurs fuel their opinions, and are saying a lot of things that aren't true. I've tried not to be an asshole when I can help it, but I've just been no-sold while people keep rambling with their usual bullshit.

What game were you watching? Because in the one I watched, the Warriors got nearly every call up until Jackson's flagrant foul. Some of you seriously need to lay off the Kool-Aid. And CW is the LAST person who should talk about homerism as it regards the Suns, or any team.

Remember kids, if you happen upon someone who's dancing up a storm and flinging themselves around, STAY AWAY

"Mommy, come on TNT with me and tell everyone that I'm not a bad person!"

Also, not that it makes it any less wrong, but Barkley was trying to spit on the girl's father.

Here's the scoring results in the MVP vote (1st, 2nd, 3rd place votes) Dirk Nowitzki (83, 39, 7) 1,138 Steve Nash (44, 74, 11) 1,013 Kobe Bryant (2, 11, 65) 521 Tim Duncan (-, 3, 25) 286 LeBron James (-, -, 11) 183 Tracy McGrady (-, 2, 6) 110 Chris Bosh (-, -, 3) 43 Gilbert Arenas (-, -, 1) 31 Kevin Garnett (-, -, -) 7 Carlos Boozer (-, -, -) 7 Chauncey Billups (-, -, -) 4 Dwyane Wade (-, -, -) 3 Shaquille O'Neal (-, -, -) 3 Amare Stoudemire (-, -, -) 2

So...Amare and Diaw get suspended for leaving the bench, but Baron Davis and Jason Richardson are allowed to skate after their dirty plays. Lovely.

Horry's been a chippy player since long before his tenure with the Spurs. And again, I'd like to be directed to any dirty play from a Spur other than Bruce Bowen.

That's perfectly sensible logic, the only problem is that it can't really be proven that someone is trying to hurt people. That's the whole frustrating thing about Bowen. It's too many instances to be a coincidence, but obviously he's not going to admit to it. And someone can correct me if I'm wrong, but I've never heard another player complain about Ginobili before this series. I've heard some talk about his flopping, but nothing in regards to him being dirty.

Okay, I just went to the bathroom, then came back and Kenny Smith is talking about policemen and murdering someone who's handcuffed. How did we get here.

No. Everyone here just hates the Spurs.

Their intentions would be pretty obvious if they did that, though. I don't think they'd want that. You pretty much have to suspend both, or neither.

Ironically, the rule was influenced by a brawl the Suns had with the Knicks in the early 90's.

I said it before TNT!

If we're going by the book, Amare really should be suspended. He wasn't just going to check in, that is a lame excuse, period. I've never seen someone go check in by dashing off the bench with their chest puffed out. Ron Artest got suspended for the same thing in '04, and Amare came off farther than he did. But pivotal game 5, I doubt he gets suspended. Horry's obviously out, that was pretty much James Posey on Hinrich last year. But man, Raja Bell, I hate that fucker, have ever since he played for Dallas. Dude thinks he's the biggest fucking badass in the world.

Great shot by Parker.

Duncan better hold that laughter, wouldn't want to get tossed in a situation like this!

Written by Alf KC Special Thanks Adam

Intro

I know it's probably a pipe dream, but Gordon seems like the perfect compliment to Jermaine O'Neal. And Duhon would be solid insurance if...no, let's be honest...when Tinsley goes down. But we have pretty much nothing to offer anyone for players even of Duhon's caliber, much less Gordon's. Randolph is clearly an excellent player, but he's never going to get the respect if he can't stay out of trouble, no matter how unfair that is. I read that he didn't get one single vote for the All-NBA teams.

Well, if you get so many flagrant foul points, it's a suspension (I think it's three in the postseason), plus a $5K fine for each flagrant.

Punishment by BIOHAZARD hits and Team Heyross makes their way to the ring. JR And it's main event time! We're going to crown the first-ever WDW World Tag Team champions! HEYROSS I'm so proud of these guys, they've come such a long way! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the following contest is a Tag Team Turmoil match! In this contest, two of our six teams will start off, and a new team will enter when one team is eliminated! The last team remaining at the end will be crowned the FIRST-EVER WDW World Tag Team champions! Making their way down the aisle, at a combined weight of 485 pounds...the team of CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN, TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYROOOOOOOOOSS!!!!! JR And I'm told that Team Heyross will have to contend with five former World Tag Team champions to win this contest! We're talking all-time great teams here! Team Heyross slides into the ring and poses on the buckles, drawing boos. HEYROSS So who will be the first victims for Team Heyross? Moss and Benjamin stand in the ring with their hands on their knees, as the Demolition theme plays. HEYROSS WHAT? JR Like I said, we're talking all-time great teams! It's Demo... Two short, rotund men walk through the curtain in Demolition costumes, holding their fists in the air. A deafening reaction from the fans quickly turns to boos, as they catch wind of the ruse. David Penzer is too stunned to even make the intro. HEYROSS These guys are THREE-TIME former World champions! Their first reign lasted well over a year! A tough challenge for Team Heyross, no question! JR Oh, give me a break. This is making me SICK. The two men, considerably shorter than Team Heyross slide into the ring, and pose for the fans. *DING DING DING* HEYROSS The long, hard road begins! Can Team Heyross do it? Benjamin knees "Ax" in the midsection, then executes a gutwrench suplex. He then picks him up, and wrings his arm, tagging in Moss. Moss comes off the top with a big chop to the shoulder. HEYROSS Excellent teamwork by Team Heyross, they'll need that to get past the three-time World Tag Team champions! JR Oh, for God sakes. Moss picks up "Ax", and delivers a belly-to-belly! Cover... 1... 2... "Smash" comes in to make the save, and takes a Benjamin superkick for his efforts. Benjamin then backs into the ropes, and joins Moss for the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! on "Ax"! JR And "Ax" falling to the double goozle of Team Heyross! Moss grabs the legs of "Ax" and hooks the MOSSY KNOLL~!!! "Ax" holds on for a couple seconds, but quickly taps out. HEYROSS They did it! Team Heyross has defeated the multi-time World Tag Team champs! JR I can only imagine who will be next. The Nasty Boys theme hits, and two scrawny young men run to the ring carrying trash cans. HEYROSS THE NASTY BOYS! Two of the baddest men on this planet! They are just plain NASTY! JR They certainly are. The two men roll into the ring, and each deliver weak shots with the trash cans, which are basically shrugged off by Team Heyross, who floors each man with a clothesline. Benjamin grabs a trash can and sets it up in a corner, as Moss hammers away on "Saggs". Moss points out "Knobbs" to the referee, trying to bring his can back into the ring, then whips "Saggs" across, into Benjamin, who delivers a drop toe hold, sending "Saggs" into the can! HEYROSS And again, you see the tremendous teamwork by Team Heyross, and Benjamin's going up! Moss lifts "Saggs" onto his shoulders, and Benjamin executes the SUPER ROCKER DROPPER~!!!111 1... 2... 3!!! HEYROSS And another one down for Team Heyross! Three to go! Ted DiBiase's theme hits, and an obese man in black tights trails a skinny man in dress clothes. HEYROSS Wow...first Demolition, then the Nasties, and now Money Inc? What more will Team Heyross have to go through? "DiBiase" has to stop and catch his breath in the aisle, which leaves "IRS" two-on-one. Moss and Benjamin hammer away, then whip "IRS" into the ropes and catch him with a double elbow. Benjamin steps out, leaving Moss and "IRS" as the two legal men. HEYROSS A performance for the ages is what we're seeing here, JR! JR Moss hooks "IRS" around the neck and shoulder, and delivers the STO BACKBREAKER~! Moss then tags in Benjamin, who drops him with the ORANGE CRUSH~! "DiBiase" is finally making it to the ring, and Benjamin superkicks him off the apron, then climbs the top rope. HEYROSS And Quentin Benjamin going up top... Benjamin catches "IRS" with a BULLDOG~! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! HEYROSS YES! Only 2 to go! JR And who's next? Girls in Cars hits, and a small Mexican man and a pudgy, tanned man run to the ring. They take off their ring jackets and slide in. HEYROSS You know, you can't take this Strike Force lightly! NO ONE expected them to beat the Hart Foundation back in 1987! They're the ultimate underdogs! "Tito" and "Martel" slide into the ring, duck a clothesline, duck a second clothesline, then attempt STEREO FLYING FOREARMS~!...but Team Heyross ducks, and both men fly over and then fall out under the ropes! Team Heyross gets to their feet, and execute STEREO PLANCHAS~! Moss grabs "Tito", and tosses him into the steel steps! JR FLESH MEETS STEEL~! Benjamin tosses "Martel" back into the ring, and whips him into the ropes. Benjamin goes for a kick, but "Martel" catches the foot, then spins Benjamin around, but Benjamin keeps spinning and catches "Martel" with a spinning wheel kick! HEYROSS Excellent kick from Quentin Benjamin! Moss rolls back into the ring, and he and Benjamin pick up "Martel", and execute a DOUBLE FLATLINER~! Moss covers... 1... 2... 3!!! HEYROSS Only one more to go! What a performance! The Hart Foundation theme hits, and the "Hitman" and the "Anvil" run to the ring. HEYROSS The Excellence of Execution! The Hitman went on to win seven World titles! Arguably the greatest wrestler of all time! And his partner is just plain nuts! "Anvil" goes for a running tackle, but Moss dodges him, and he runs right into the steel post! Benjamin kicks him in the BUTT, and he falls to the floor. HEYROSS Team Heyross with another fall become the first-ever WDW World Tag Team champions! CAN THEY DO IT? JR I'm waiting with baited breath. Moss whips "Hitman" into the ropes, then lifts him flapjack-style and drops him across the top rope. He lifts "Hitman's" legs up, and Benjamin flies over Moss's shoulders and comes down across the back of the "Hitman"! HEYROSS The key to Team Heyross, excellent teamwork! Moss lifts "Hitman" onto his shoulders, and Benjamin scales the ropes...and executes the SUPER ROCKER DROPPER~!!!111 HEYROSS THERE IT IS! 1... 2... 3!!! HEYROSS YES!!! *DING DING DING* JR And WDW has crowned its first World Tag Team champions! PENZER Ladies and gentlemen, the winners of the contest, and NEW WDW World Tag Team champions, TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM HEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYROOOOOOOOOSS!!!!! Punishment hits, and Axel appears at ringside to present Team Heyross with the belts. Confetti falls from the ceiling as Team Heyross celebrate like madmen. HEYROSS Team Heyross went through five former World Tag Team champions to reach this goal, and now, THEY are the greatest tag team in the World! Heyross leaves the booth to celebrate with his team. JR Well, folks, I don't know how much more I can take of this... Benjamin and Moss embrace Heyross, then jump around on the buckles posing for the crowd. JR Folks, for a jubilant Rick Heyross, I'm Jivin' JR, we'll see you next time! FADE TO BLACK

Great Britain. Rule Brittania Regal. Brittania rules the waves Noble. Britain never never never shall be slaves Dignified. Rule Britta... Not to be messed with! Anarchy for the UK Proud. It's coming sometime and maybe Brave. I give a wrong time stop a traffic line Ruthless. Your future dream is a shopping scheme Powerful. Cause I... wanna be...Anarchy! Barbaric. NATHANIEL BLACK Coming to WDW... JIVIN' JR Wow. Nathaniel Black... former OAOAST superstar who's been affiliated with HI-YAH for the past few years. And I'll tell ya, I've heard nothing but positive vibes coming out of Japan about that young man's progress in the past year. What an acquisition for World Domination Wrestling! HEYROSS Oh no doubt. And it just keeps getting better by the second JR, because I'm pleased to exclusively reveal, this Thursday night on that 'other show', the world is going to find out the identity of another soon-to-be WDW superstar. And trust me, I've got the inside track on this one and you won't be disappointed! JR Well, that's certainly a reason to tune in... HEYROSS Crap, you're right. We'll throw it up on YouTube or something for all you WDW fans, save you wasting all of your Thursday night. JR There'll be no repercussions to that, I'm sure. Phoenix match