alfdogg

I realize this is a joke. but whoever it is please stop. this has been a ghey day and I relly don't want to use the virus that Sandman found for me on you.

You are a sick, sick man person NYU.

This Sunday, Mike's gonna do it!!!

Oh man, Mike's on drugs right now.

This is definite Classics material.

This is the best CS thread in recent memory.

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Sandman9000: Troll. Absolute joke he's not banned.

The Cartman hate is almost as bad as the Patriots hate here. Makes me laugh every time.

"This Thread Is The dwindling world supply of nachos"?

Sun, Dec. 3 Minnesota @ Philadelphia, 6:00 Detroit @ Charlotte, 6:00 Atlanta @ Portland, 9:00 Orlando @ LA Clippers, 9:30 Mon, Dec. 4 Dallas @ Washington, 7:00 Memphis @ New York, 7:30 Golden State @ San Antonio, 8:00 Boston @ Chicago, 8:30 Milwaukee @ Utah, 9:00 Orlando @ Sacramento, 10:00 Indiana @ LA Lakers, 10:30 Tue, Dec. 5 Dallas @ New Jersey, 7:30 Portland @ Detroit, 7:30 Golden State @ Houston, 8:30 Sacramento @ Phoenix, 9:00 Atlanta @ Seattle, 10:00 Miami @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Wed, Dec. 6 San Antonio @ Charlotte, 7:00 Toronto @ Cleveland, 7:00 Orlando @ Indiana, 7:00 Memphis @ Boston, 7:30 Washington @ New York, 7:30 Portland @ Milwaukee, 8:00 Houston @ Minnesota, 8:00 Philadelphia @ Chicago, 9:00 ESPN Atlanta @ Denver, 9:00 NO/OK @ LA Lakers, 10:30 Thu, Dec. 7 Phoenix @ New Jersey, 7:30 Detroit @ Dallas, 8:00 TNT Miami @ Sacramento, 10:30 TNT Fri, Dec. 8 Houston @ Charlotte, 7:00 Detroit @ Orlando, 7:00 Portland @ Indiana, 7:00 Phoenix @ Boston, 7:30 Washington @ Philadelphia, 8:00 ESPN LA Clippers @ San Antonio, 8:00 Utah @ Minnesota, 8:00 Toronto @ Chicago, 8:30 Memphis @ Milwaukee, 8:30 Miami @ Denver, 10:30 ESPN Atlanta @ LA Lakers, 10:30 NO/OK @ Seattle, 10:30 Sat, Dec. 9 Houston @ Washington, 7:00 Philadelphia @ Orlando, 7:00 Boston @ New Jersey, 7:30 Milwaukee @ New York, 7:30 Indiana @ Cleveland, 7:30 LA Clippers @ Memphis, 8:00 Minnesota @ Chicago, 8:30 Denver @ Dallas, 8:30 NO/OK @ Golden State, 10:30

^Ruining that gimmick.

http://fantasysports.yahoo.com ID#: 8834 password: jwing Same rules as the TSM roto. (PG, SG, G, SF, PF, F, 2C, 2U, 5Bn - PTS, REB, AST, STL, BLK, FG%, FT%, 3PM, TO) Three spots left, whoever gets 'em, gets 'em. Draft is Monday (16th) at 9:00 ET.

One single dollar.

Who said Czech puts effort into his posts?

Not all of us have NBATV, you know.

Triple Threat Match OAOAST Heartland champion Thunderkid vs OAOAST X-division champion Reject vs OAOAST 24/7 champion Bohemoth The Vote Which OAOAST championship will be on the line? a) OAOAST Heartland title b) OAOAST X title c) OAOAST 24/7 title Brock Ausstin vs "The Manitoba Mammoth" Deon Black The Vote What type of match will these two compete in? a) Street fight b) Steel Cage match c) Table match

OAOAST Canadian title, Christmas Deathmatch Alfdogg © vs Thunderkid

Credits Bruce Alf EWC KC Tony PK Zack

Don't tempt me

In case you all didn't get that, the above quote was made by KURT ANGLE.

THIS IS A FIVE-STAR THREAD, YOU GUYS

PK, If you haven't got it yet, I sent you a segment to go before this match at the Pit, since this board was down earlier. [i]Tom Sawyer[/i] hits, and the crowd goes wild as Felix Strutter comes to the ring accompanied by Rick Heyross. COLE X-title about to be on the line! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST X-division championship! Introducing first, the challenger, accompanied by his manager, Rick Heyross...from Thunder Bay, Ontario, weighing in at 218 pounds..."AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFELIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SSSSSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRR!!!!![/i] COLE Felix Strutter with his first shot at a singles title tonight! As Strutter grabs the mic from Buffer, [i]Renagade[/i] hits and Reject makes his way down the aisle, to boos. BUFFER [i]His opponent, hailing from the Bronx, weighing in at 235 pounds...he is the REIGNING and DEFENDING OAOAST X-division champion...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] Reject gets to the ring, and stops at the apron to jaw with a fan, then gets hit with a baseball slide! *DING DING DING* Reject is sent to the ground by this move, and when he gets up, he's met with a SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! from Strutter! Strutter then starts delivering right hands! COLE And Felix Strutter coming out of the gate quickly! Strutter jumps up, to the cheers of the crowd. He takes them in for a second, then tosses Reject back inside. He backs Reject into a corner, but Reject quickly ducks underneath the ropes, and the referee backs Strutter off. Reject then attacks from behind! COACH But Reject knows all the little tricks and now it's him in control! Reject then grabs a side headlock. He cinches it in, but Strutter backs him into the ropes, then pushes him off. Reject comes back and knocks Strutter to the mat, then hops over as Strutter flips to his stomach. Strutter then hops up and delivers an armdrag! COLE Nice move by the challenger! Reject gets up, and is immediately caught in another armdrag! Strutter motions for Reject to "come on", as the crowd cheers. COLE And Strutter holding his own against the X-champion here, are you surprised, Coach? COACH Well, I wouldn't say that, but he better not make Reject mad here! Strutter and Reject tie up, and Reject delivers a knee to the midsection. He then goes for an Irish whip, but Strutter reverses, and tries a dropkick, but Reject hooks the ropes! Reject then backs Strutter into the corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! COACH WOW, listen to that! Strutter sinks in the corner, and Reject picks him up and whips him across the ring. Reject charges, but Strutter hops over and executes a sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! Reject hops up, and is caught in a bodyslam! Reject reaches back with his feet, and kicks Strutter off, then gets up and delivers his own bodyslam! Strutter then kicks off Reject in the same fashion, and catches him in a side headlock as the crowd applauds! COLE What action here in this matchup for the X-title, and the crowd is loving it! Reject battles his way back to his feet, and pushes Strutter off into the ropes once again. Strutter ducks a clothesline, and catches Reject with a spinning wheel kick! 1... 2... Kickout! Reject shoves Strutter out to the floor on the kickout, but Strutter gets right back up and delivers a shoulder to the gut, then slings over the ropes for a sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! Reject charges with a clothesline, but Srutter ducks and delivers a foot to the gut, followed by a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a third! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Strutter then backs Reject into the ropes for an Irish whip. Reject ducks a clothesline, then catches Strutter with a BIG spinning wheel kick of his own! COACH Whoa! COLE What a shot that was from Reject, into a cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject gets to his feet, and stomps away at Strutter, then picks him up, and delivers a high dropkick, sending Strutter rolling to the floor! Reject does the arms outstretched pose once again, as he is showered with boos. COLE You hear the reaction from this partisan Canadian crowd, as the advantage is all Reject now! Reject waits on Strutter to slide through, then drags him into a corner, and delivers a CHOP~! COLE WOW! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And a second! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Strutter sinks down, allowing Reject to deliver some forearm shots to the back. He then stomps Strutter as he lays on the mat face down. Reject then picks him up, and lifts him in a suplex, letting the blood rush to the head, then falling back and floating over for the cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject tosses Strutter to the outside, then follows him out, picking him up and ramming his back into the ringpost! COLE And Felix Strutter tastes the steel! Reject rolls back into the ring and poses some more, and the reaction from the crowd never changes. Strutter crawls onto the apron, and Reject pulls him up by the hair and through the ropes. He lifts Strutter onto his shoulders in a fireman's carry, then flips him over onto his knee! COLE And here's that backbreaker, right into the submission hold! Reject keeps Strutter positioned, and applies a surfboard! COACH Reject wrenching back on the hold, using the wrists of Strutter and pulling back! Reject pulls back, as Strutter tries to get his feet underneath him. After some struggling, he does, as the crowd cheers him on! COLE And the crowd here in Montreal strongly behind "After Hours" Felix Strutter! Strutter bridges up, then breaks the grip of Reject, and hiptosses him to the mat! Strutter goes to the ropes for a somersault splash, but Reject brings the knees up! COACH Oof! COLE The flip splash attempted, but lands right on the knees of Reject, who's going to the top rope! Reject goes to the top, and hits a MISSILE DROPKICK~! COACH Wrap it up! 1... 2... NO! Strutter gets a shoulder up! COLE And Reject NOT happy with the speed of the count! Reject has a finger right in the face of the referee, as Strutter sneaks up and schoolboys him, pulling the tights for leverage! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Almost a new champion right there! Reject catches Strutter with a roundhouse kick to the midsection, then takes him down and covers him with his feet on the ropes! 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE And they're pulling out all the dirty tricks now! Reject goes to the eyes of Strutter, and Strutter returns the favor! Strutter attempts an Irish whip, but Reject reverses, sending Strutter into the corner. Reject charges, but Strutter moves out of the way! Strutter then delivers a foot to the gut, followed by a DDT! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Reject gets the shoulder up! COACH And Reject kicking out just in the knick of time! Reject rakes the eyes of Strutter, then delivers a foot to the gut, setting up for the PITCH BLACK~!!!111, but Strutter blocks, and sets up Reject for a slingshot, delivering right in the corner, then tripping him up and applying the STF~!!! COLE STF applied! Could have it right here! The crowd rises to its feet as Reject screams in pain. The referee checks on him, with his hand in the air ready to call for the bell at any second. Reject, however, fights the pain and is able to pull himself to the ropes! COACH And look at him fight it and get to the ropes! Reject pulls himself up using the ropes, and Strutter grabs his leg and pulls him to the center...only to be hit with an ENZIGURI~!, which sends him for a 360! COLE And a big move from Reject, the enziguri! Reject slowly gets to his feet, and delivers another CHOP~!, this one knocking Strutter right off his feet! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject goes up to the top rope, and measures Strutter. He attempts a SOMERSAULT SENTON~!, but Strutter rolls out of the way! Strutter then pulls himself up, and charges Reject, hitting a floatover DDT! He rolls Reject over, and covers... 1... 2... NO! Reject gets the shoulder up! COLE Wow, this is an amazing match! Strutter whips Reject into a corner, and charges. Reject backdrops him to the floor, but he lands on his feet, and trips up Reject from behind! COACH Oh, no! COLE Oh yes! Strutter pulls Reject back, crotching him into the post! Strutter then rolls back in, and whips Reject into the ropes, going for a tilt-a-whirl! However, Reject spins through, and scoops Strutter for a TOMBSTONE~! However, Strutter leans to his side and reverses the move! COLE Both men going for the tombstone! Who will complete the move? Reject goes over the shoulder, and lifts Strutter, but Strutter reverses it one more time, and drives Reject into the mat! COACH It's Felix! 1... 2... NO!!! Reject kicks out! COACH Whew! This is great! Strutter stands up and delivers a European uppercut, then picks up Reject, and delivers a TIGER SUPLEX~! 1... 2... NO!!! Reject escapes! Strutter signals for the end! COLE He says it's over! COACH And that can only mean one thing! Strutter picks up Reject, and delivers a foot to the gut, setting up the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!!111, but Reject backdrops out! Reject sizes up Strutter, and attempts the EULOGY~!!!!!11111, but Strutter shoves him off into the ropes, and their heads crack, sending them both to the mat, as the crowd gives a standing ovation! COACH A tremendous match for the X-division here on HeldDOWN~! The referee begins to count... ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!! FOUR!!! FIVE!!! SIX!!! SEVEN!!! EIGHT!!! Strutter sits up, then starts to get to his feet. Reject follows, then goes for a spin kick, which Strutter ducks, and delivers a foot to the gut! He sets up once again for the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!!111...but Reject spins out, and catches Strutter with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COACH HE GOT IT! COLE Reject with the Eulogy! He hooks the leg... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COLE And Reject retains, what a tremendous match! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and STILL OAOAST X-division champion...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] As Reject walks back to the dressing room, Strutter gets to his feet in the ring, and the crowd stands to its feet and cheers him on. COLE Tremendous effort by Felix Strutter, but coming up short tonight, as Reject retains the X-championship! Let's go to...

OAOAST X title Reject © vs "After Hours" Felix Strutter

Hey. Due to some controversy over a couple trades, make sure you guys read the Commissioner's note before doing anything else with your teams.