alfdogg

It's like NBA Live, brought to life! Greg Oden made his debut for Ohio State tonight. He had 14 points, 10 rebounds and 5 blocks in 23 minutes.

I bet the Bulls are glad they got Adrian Griffin back, instead of that scrub J.R. Smith.

So the Pacers lose on a buzzer-beater, and the Pistons, Cavs and Bulls ALL win.

eat a dick, Luke Ridnour

And as promised: Great opening match. Really liked Bruce's fake sincerity schtick, and appreciate him making TK look strong. I wouldn't want TV cameras hovering over me while I eat, but Teddy took it quite well, heh. Good stuff from the Enterprise as usual. Good little match and segment with Ramone and Venom. This is where I'd normally say "what kind of condition will Venom be in for November Reign", but I've already read that show now. PR is pissed at Wall, and wants revenge. Good promo. Liked the "Thanksgiving Time Capsule." This was back when the Deadly Alliance was at its apex. Ahh, memories. PR denied revenge thanks to VX and Rodriguez. Damn turncoats. Indeed an unhappy Thanksgiving for PR. Great show.

That's enough. Take the insults to the Chocolate Socket, both of you.

OK, feedback. PR, you dirty dog, you. Great opening segment. Hot brawl between JINGUS and Bohemoth. Exciting stuff, and loved the crowd reactions. Nice segment with the Enterprise. The Blonds are pretty steamed about losing to the Diablos. D*LUX is understandably dejected, and Heat and Fly didn't help matters. Those meanies. It ain't over yet between the Rockers and Sooners. Always love the dueling backstage promos. As always, Zack/Bruce put on an intriguing segment. Harsh words for our champ from Zack, as well. Philadelphia street fight was tremendous. These guys just keep bringing the awesome brawls to their feud. MOTN. Great show overall.

I defiantly agree with you there. And when did Bill Parcells drop his first name and is only going to be known as "Parcells" the so called greatest coach of all time. Shit what has he really done in the last 10 years besides be hyped to the moon? He enlightened us all on the importance of "Jap plays."

Either way, I doubt Nate's dumb enough to try pulling that again.

Players of the month for November are Dwight Howard in the East, and Yao Ming in the West. EDIT: from NBA.com, as if you've ever known me to be unreliable.

The thing I love most about these West coast swings is that I actually get to watch all these games, instead of catching like just the last quarter after work.

Sonics tonight. You're goin' down, MrRant

The players' union is suing the league

Kobe has 45 points with 2 1/2 minutes to go in the third. He has 23 in the quarter.

Edited in PR's stuff.

RonL21

HEY I HEAR THAT A LOT OF CELEBRITIES ATTEND THESE LA LAKER GAMES

Or maybe the Lakers will retire both numbers when his career is over.

I don't think a reason was ever given, but the popular opinion is that it's "one better than 23." *wink wink*

This is one of those "seemed like a good idea at the time" TNT games.

Before I give them the big boot, I'm going to point at my monitor and say "YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" first.

Another point I should make is that it was decided to let the two of them stay before I was brought onto the staff, so I wouldn't think of overturning their decisions. InuYasha was a different story, as there was much talk between the mods about him being Crono at the time. I don't think anyone is denying that it's Choken One. But he's really not doing anything wrong, like I've mentioned, the people who keep harping on it are the ones who just don't like him.

Not going to have time for the promo. Sorry.

[i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and the crowd pops as Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin walk out, followed by Brock Ausstin. COLE Six-man tag titles on the line next! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and it is for the OAOAST Six-Man Tag Team championship! Introducing first, the challengers! At a total combined weight of 790 pounds...introducing first, from Minneapolis, Minnesota...CHARLIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMOSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!! From Seattle, Washington...QUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUENTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN BENNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNJAMINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!! And from Victoria, Minnesota...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COLE The USA contingency unable to pick up the win at November Reign this past Sunday, as Alfdogg came out of that match the sole survivor! COACH And you got to think Alf's got a lot of leverage now to get a rematch against Drek Stone! [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and the cheers turn to boos. BUFFER [i]Their opponents...at a total combined weight of 745 pounds, they are the OAOAST Six-Man Tag Team champions...first, from Thunder Bay, Ontario, "AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFELIXXXXXXX SSSSSSSSSSTRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!! From Saskatoon, Saskatchewan...KENNNNN PAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! And their partner, the OAOAST Canadian champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] The Canadians slide into the ring, as Alf poses on the buckle with both of his belts, drawing boos. Strutter grabs the mic from Buffer. STRUTTER You know what time it is! Get on your feet! Wipe that cheesesteak off your face and show some respect! The crowd boos, as the Canadians get their positions in the ring, and [i]O Canada[/i] plays. When the anthem finishes, the champs hand their belts to the referee, and he calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* COLE And it'll be Felix Strutter and Quentin Benjamin starting us off! They circle the ring, then tie up. Strutter backs Benjamin into the ropes, then breaks, but delivers a forearm blow to the midsection. COLE No clean break from Strutter, and now an Irish whip! Benjamin reverses the Irish whip, and leapfrogs Strutter...and Moss also steps in and leapfrogs him, then he and Benjamin deliver a double back elbow! COACH Where was the tag, ref? Pantera and Alf both jump into the ring, as does Brock, and it's a six-way brawl! COLE And we've got chaos early on in this one! Alf drags Moss into a corner, and hammers away, as Brock and Pantera do battle in another corner. Benjamin sets up Strutter for an Irish whip, and the champs are all set into one another! Alf rolls to the outside, and Pantera follows, courtesy of a Brock clothesline! Strutter follows them...right on top of them, in fact, courtesy of a Brock Ausstin PRESS SLAM~! COLE And Brock launching Felix Strutter to the floor! Benjamin goes to the ropes, and hits a HANDS-FREE SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~!!! COACH DAY-UM~! COLE Hangtime by Quentin Benjamin! A brief "HOLY SHIT" chant starts in the crowd, as Benjamin slides back into the ring slowly. The champs gather themselves on the floor, and Strutter slides back in, as Moss tags in. COLE Tag made, and now it's Charlie Moss in there! They go in for a tieup, and Strutter goes quickly to the eyes. He backs Moss into a corner, and delivers feet to the midsection, then whips him across the ring, but Moss evades a charge! COLE Nobody home! However, Moss runs right into a clothesline from the apron from Pantera! COACH WHOA, BIG clothesline! Pantera flexes on the apron, as the crowd boos, then tags in. COLE And Ken Pantera gets the tag! Pantera scoops up Moss with ease, and delivers a shoulderbreaker! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Pantera drags Moss over to the corner, and tags in Alf. Alf delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! COACH Big-time chops from Alf! The referee backs him out of the corner, which allows Pantera to wrap the tag rope around Moss's throat and choke away! COLE And double-teaming going on in the corner as Alf has the ref distracted! COACH Smart strategy, that's why their the champs! Alf brings Moss out of the corner, and delivers a snap suplex! He follows it up with a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf tags in Pantera once again, who whips Moss into the ropes, but puts his head down, and Moss delivers a kick, then rolls over and tags Benjamin! COACH And Moss quick to get out, smart move! However, Pantera catches Benjamin as he comes in with a clothesline! COACH And an even better move by Pantera, great ring prescence! He then sends him into the ropes, but Benjamin slides under the legs, then pops up and delivers a dropkick! He goes for a quick cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Benjamin then grabs Pantera in a side headlock. Pantera pushes Benjamin off, right into the knee of Strutter! COLE And Strutter with the cheap shot from the outside! Pantera follows up with a trapped-arm belly-to-belly suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Pantera tags in Strutter, and the teammates whip Benjamin into the ropes, and deliver a double back elbow! Strutter covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter picks up Benjamin and grabs a front facelock, holding his arm in the air as the crowd boos, and delivers a DDT! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter tags Alf back in, and Alf whips Benjamin across the ring. Alf charges, but Benjamin hops over and comes down with a sunset flip! 1... 2... Kickout! Alf pops up and delivers a quick thrust to the throat, and is admonished by the referee. Alf tags in Pantera, who lifts Benjamin in a PRESS SLAM~!, and does a few repititions before slamming him to the mat. He then flexes for the crowd, drawing more boos. He drops down and covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE And Quentin Benjamin still hanging in there! Pantera whips Benjamin into the ropes, and catches him in an abdominal stretch! COLE Abdominal stretch applied! Will this be enough to retain the titles? Alf grabs onto Pantera's hand from the apron and pulls on it, to the blind side of the referee! COLE And a little assistance from the outside from Alf! When the referee comes around, Alf lets go, and Benjamin is able to counter to a hiptoss! In mid-toss, however, Strutter tags himself in, and catches Benjamin with a knee right bewteen the shoulderblades! He then whips him across the ring, but Benjamin ducks a clothesline and catches him with a flying bodypress! 1... 2... Kickout! Strutter stomps away on Benjamin, then picks him up, and delivers a Northern Lights suplex! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! Strutter then climbs to the top rope. COACH Here it comes, Cole, he's going to finish it off now! Strutter gets his balance, then comes off for the SHOOTING STAR LEGDROP~!!!111... ...but Benjamin rolls out of the way! COLE And now Quentin must make a tag! Both men inch to their corner, and Alf gets the tag, but SO DOES BROCK! COLE AND HE DOES, and it's Alf against Brock! Brock hammers away at Alf in a corner, then whips him across the ring, catching him with a BIG backdrop! COLE And Alf elevated HIGH into the air! Brock lets out a big yell, and the crowd cheers him on! BIG clothesline for Alf! Brock tags in Moss, who goes to the ropes, and Brock lifts him and drops him on top of Alf! 1... 2... Strutter comes in for an elbow, but Moss rolls out of the way and Alf takes it instead! COLE And Strutter elbows his own partner inadvertantly! Moss grabs him and backs him into a corner, and Brock does the same with Pantera! They whip the Canadians to the center, and make an Alf sandwich! Benjamin then sizes up Alf, as Moss steps into the ring. COACH Oh, no! Moss backs into the ropes, and he and Benjamin execute the DOUBLE GOOZLE~!!! COLE And the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! from Moss and Benjamin! Benjamin covers, but there's no ref, as Rick Heyross is arguing with him from the apron! COLE And a bad break for Benjamin here, the referee being distracted by Rick Heyross! COACH He has a right to complain, Cole! There's flagrant double-teaming going on! Benjamin gets up to get the ref's attention, and Strutter slides in and rolls him up in a reverse sunset flip, but there's too much momentum, and Benjamin reverses it, but STILL no ref! COLE And ANOTHER cover and no referee! Pantera comes in and delivers a clothesline to Benjamin, reversing the fall once again! STILL no ref! After Moss delivers a Cactus clothesline to Pantera, Brock returns, and lifts Strutter in the air! COLE Could be F-STUNNER-5 time! Brock executes the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111...but as the referee turns around, he gets leveled with the feet of Strutter during the spin! COACH And now there's REALLY no referee! Brock covers, as Heyross waves to the back...drawing out the Mammoth! COLE Oh my GOD... COACH Insurance, baby! Brock counts his own fall, then spots him! The crowd senses what's going on, and gets to its feet! COLE And they've locked eyes, Coach! The Mammoth took Brock out of the elimination match at November Reign, and you just know he'd like to get his revenge right now! Brock waves the Mammoth into the ring. Mammoth steps over the top rope, and Brock starts delivering right hands! However, all it takes is one big roundhouse from Black, and Brock is sent stumbling across the ring! COACH But it looks like it'll be more of the same, Cole! Black hammers Brock in the corner, as Alf slides out and picks apart the announce table. COLE Oh, no, not again! Meanwhile, Pantera is clocked with a chair by Moss! Alf finishes the table, then superkicks the chair into Moss's face! Black tosses Brock out onto the floor, goozles him, and for the second time in a row, lifts him and delivers a CHOKESLAM THROUGH THE ANNOUNCE TABLE~!!! COACH YEAH! COLE And once again, Brock Ausstin sent through our table here at ringside! The Mammoth does his Mammoth poses, drawing boos, then tosses Brock into the ring. He walks to the back, as Alf gives him the high sign. COLE Alf and the Mammoth have taken Brock out of the match once again here! Alf then goes to the top rope, as the referee is just starting to gather his senses. COACH And Alf will score the pin on Brock, once again! Just like at World Without End! COLE Oh, please, Coach! Once again, it'll be the Mammoth who did all the work! Alf flies off with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COACH And he hit it! Alf covers, as the referee SLOWLY crawls over... 1... 2... NO!!! Brock gets the shoulder up! COACH WHAT? COLE Brock got the shoulder up! COACH Can a brotha get a new referee? COLE The referee was still VERY groggy, and that allowed Brock JUST enough time to get the shoulder out! Alf makes his way over to the groggy referee, and pushes him out of the ring with his foot. COLE And what's the deal with that? Alf then gets a smirk on his face, and slides to the outside, grabbing the ring bell! COLE And this is how Alf won the match at November Reign! He pinned Thunderkid to become the sole survivor, after knocking him out with that bell! Alf rolls into the ring, and measures Brock. The crowd suddenly starts to cheer... COACH Speaking of Thunderkid! TK runs to ringside, then hops on the apron, and reaches over the ropes, snatching the bell right from Alf's hands! Alf turns around, and immediately becomes incensed. He reaches to the outside for the bell...and promptly takes it across the head! COACH WHAT IS THIS??? COLE This is payback, that's what this is! Alf staggers backwards, right into Moss and Benjamin, who move Brock to the outside and catch Alf in a DOUBLE FLATLINER~! Benjamin then goes to the top rope, as Moss lifts Alf on his shoulders! COACH Oh, no! COLE HERE IT COMES!!! Benjamin gets his balance, and executes the SUPER ROCKER DROPPER~!!!!!11111 Benjamin covers, as a second referee slides in... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE THEY GOT IT!!! *DING DING DING* The crowd EXPLODES as [i]Stars and Stripes Forever[/i] plays. BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...and NEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Six-Man Tag Team champions...the team of CHARLIE MOSS, QUENTIN BENJAMIN, and BROCK AUSSTIN!!!!![/i] Benjamin and Moss cradle the belts, and each raises one in the air, climbing on the buckles as the crowd goes wild! COLE They've done it! Right here, in the home of the Liberty Bell, America's Team, along with Brock Ausstin, are the NEW Six-man tag team champions! COACH But they didn't do it alone! They had the help of THAT GUY, right there, Thunderkid! He's the reason for this loss, Cole! TK looks into the ring, locking eyes with the groggy and angry Alf, and smirking. TK then walks to the back, as Pantera and Strutter come to. Alf waves them to the back, and they follow. The celebration in the ring continues, as Moss and Benjamin climb into the crowd, and begin to celebrate with the Philly fans. Brock just comes to, grabs his belt off the ground, and raises it high in the air as the crowd continues to cheer. COLE And the fans here loving it, we have NEW Six-man tag champs, and they represent the red, white, and blue! Let's go to...

Who would that be?