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Robert Swift of the Sonics is out for the season with a torn ACL. Saw the article on Yahoo.

I may have some squashes. I'll probably just focus mostly on Syndicated this week.

"I fulry suppolt the banning. I floze when I led what Mascot lote. It was inclediblry o fencive at best. I jus want the day to be oval and wir play fol the safty of the Plesident."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p59BoKqSlTI...ted&search= "Real American" on Beavis & Butthead

"You can't fight STEPHANIE!" Big Show This was on RAW in 99, when Test called Steph out to ask her on a date. Austin as CEO had granted each member of the Union a match with anyone of their choosing. I just thought that was funny.

http://forums.thesmartmarks.com/index.php?showuser=2048

We decided to include stuff from Climax in with this year's awards, right?

KC - 31 Arizona at Green Bay (3.5) Atlanta at Cincinnati (4.5) Baltimore at New Orleans (2.5) Houston at Tennessee (3.5) Jacksonville at Philadelphia (6.5) Seattle at Kansas City (6.5) San Francisco at Chicago (16.5) Tampa Bay at N.Y. Giants (9.5) St. Louis at San Diego (9.5) Indianapolis at Denver (2.5) N.Y. Jets at Cleveland (1.5) (9.5) Pittsburgh at Oakland Dallas at Carolina (5.5) (2.5) New England at Minnesota

Everyone's teams have been entered. Good luck!

Sags was actually working the dark match. Royal Rumble 91 - Miami, FL - Arena - January 19, 1991 Jerry Saggs pinned Sam Houston with a powerslam at 5:25 I'm guessing the Nastys were used as substitutes each year. It doesn't make much sense to throw one in the match and not the other. Sags subbing for Jannetty in 92 is correct, IIRC. Actually, Gorilla said himself during the opening match that Knobs was out with a dislocated shoulder. The subs were Haku and Nikolai Volkoff. Of course, that could have just been the kayfabe reasoning.

Hey, I never got around to leaving feedback, but good job on the segment. I particularly liked the Canadian bacon line.

[i]Tom Sawyer[/i] hits, and boos fill the arena as Team Canada is led to the ring by Team Heyross. COLE And some great tag team action coming up here on HeldDOWN~! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Making their way down the aisle, accompanied by their manager, Rick Heyross, at a combined weight of 485 pounds...the team of "AFTER HOURS" FELIX STRUTTER and KEN PANTERA, TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] COACH The best tag team in the World, Cole! The sound of ambulance sirens whirr through the arena, with red strobes around the entrance way. [i]Bad Case of Loving You[/i] plays, and the Love Doctors walk through the curtains. COLE And it's the former HI-YAH tag team champions, the Docs! BUFFER [i]Their opponents, hailing from Chicago, Illinois, at a combined weight of 456 pounds...DOCTORS STEVEN PIGLEY and MAX ANDERSON, the LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOVVVVVVVVVEEE DOCTORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] The Docs climb into the ring and disrobe, and the referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Pigley starts off with Felix Strutter, and the two circle the ring. Pigley goes in for a tieup, but Strutter takes him over with an armdrag! Pigley slowly gets to his feet, and the two circle the ring again. Another tieup attempt, and this time Strutter delivers a knee to the gut, followed by a European uppercut, sending Pigley to the mat. COLE And Felix Strutter getting the early advantage on Dr. Steven Pigley! Strutter picks up Pigley and delivers a gutwrench suplex, then backs into the ropes, but Pigley rolls out of the way and dodges the elbow! COLE Strutter telegraphed that move, and it cost him! Pigley then fires off on Strutter, delivering right hands. He then whips Strutter into the ropes, and catches him with a BIG right to the gut, before rolling him up in a reverse sunset! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE First cover of the match, and Pigley gets two! Strutter backs into his corner, and tags Pantera, who charges in and gets caught in an armdrag right away! Pigley bars the arm and tags Anderson, who goes to the top rope and drops a chop! COACH And quick tags here by the Docs, that's what they've got to do! Pantera blocks an Irish whip, then attempts a short clothesline, but Anderson ducks, and drills Pantera with a dropkick! He then grabs Pantera in a side headlock. Pantera pushes off, then drops down, as Anderson hops over right into a knee from Strutter! COLE And Strutter with the cheap shot from the outside! Pantera then clotheslines Anderson to the mat, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Pantera lifts Anderson overhead in a PRESS SLAM~! COLE And look at the power of Ken Pantera! Pantera tosses Anderson down to the mat, then tags in Strutter. Strutter whips Anderson into the ropes, but puts his head down, and Anderson delivers a kick before tagging Pigley! COACH And Strutter letting him off the hook right there, very uncharacteristic! Pigley delivers rights to Strutter, knocking him from the ring. Pantera then jumps in and attempts a clothesline, but Pigley ducks, and hits a dropkick! Pantera then blocks the ensuing Irish whip, wringing the arm and delivering a trapped-arm belly-to-belly! COACH Beautiful counter by Pantera! Pantera kicks away at Pigley on the mat, then tags in Strutter. Strutter stomps away, before picking up Pigley and hooking him in a front facelock, walking up the buckles and spinning around into a TORNADO DDT~! COLE And a tornado DDT by Felix Strutter! 1... 2... Kickout! Pantera tags back in, and lifts Pigley in a vertical suplex, holding him with one arm! COACH Look at this! Pantera lets him drop, and covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Pantera then picks up Pigley and whips him across the ring, then charges...and runs right into a big boot! COLE Right into the foot of Dr. Steven Pigley! COACH And Pigley had better make a tag here! Pigley crawls over slowly, and is able to tag in Anderson! COLE And he does! Anderson hammers away on Strutter, but Strutter goes to the eyes. Strutter goes for an Irish whip, which Anderson reverses, and hits a AA SPINEBUSTER~! COLE Big spinebuster from Dr. Max Anderson! 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Anderson hits Strutter with a dropkick, sending him out of the ring! Pigley then comes back in and hits Pantera, sending him out on the other side! The Docs then run to the ropes, passing each other on the way, and hit STEREO TOPE CON HILOS~! COACH WHOA! COLE The Docs FLY~! Fists of fury on the floor on both sides, then Anderson rolls Pantera back into the ring. Pigley joins him, and the Docs deliver the DOUBLE FLATLINER~! Anderson covers... 1... 2... NO! Strutter makes the save! Pigley goes after Strutter, and it's a four-way brawl in opposite corners! COLE Referee's lost control here! The Canadians get the better of the slugfest, then whip the Docs across the ring. Anderson reverses the whip on Pantera, and Pantera is hit with a spinning wheel kick by Pigley! COLE The legal men are Ken Pantera and Max Anderson... Pigley attempts a monkey flip on Pantera, but Pantera blocks and tosses Pigley right down to the floor! COLE Oh, and Pigley takes a bad tumble! Pantera catches Anderson from behind, as Strutter goes over to a corner, and delivers a back suplex. COACH And now Anderson is caught! Pantera sets Anderson up in the corner, then tags Strutter. COACH They're setting him up here, Cole! Strutter goes up to the top rope, behind Anderson. COLE If they hit this one, it's over! Pantera climbs to the second rope, and lifts Anderson in a suplex, then falls back, as Strutter grabs the feet and sits out into Anderson's midsection, completing the SUPER GUTBUSTER~!!! COACH They hit it! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] COLE Very impressive showing by the Canadians here, but as the replay will show the Docs didn't go down without a fight! * ROLL REPLAY * Both teams on the offensive. Canadians gain control of the bout. Super gutbuster. 3 count made in slow-motion. * END REPLAY * COLE Our broadcast colleague Tony Schiavone is standing by in the back with Team Canada. Let's go to him right now. SCHIAVONE Thank you very much, Michael. As you said, I'm joined by Team Canada and their manager Rick Heyross. Yet another inpressive victory for the awesome team of Felix Strutter and Ken Pantera. HEYROSS Impressive is our middle name, Tony Schiavone. My men have once again shown why they are the best in the world. They have it all -- power, speed, agility. No other team in this company or in the world can say that. That's why these men, Felix Strutter and Ken Pantera, won the first ever Tag Team World Cup. Not Black T, not the Heavenly Rockers and damn sure not Charlie Moss and Quentin Benjamin, who unfortunately have fallen on hard times as of late, much like this once great country of ours. But don't stop thinking about tomorrow, because you won't be able to remember today after wrestling the best tag team in the sport today, Felix Strutter and Ken Pantera...Team Canada. MAN (Off-Screen) Hey! HEYROSS :) Ah, how nice to see you gentlemen again. The fans watching live in the arena ROAR as the SOONER BRUISERS walk-in. BIG FRANK Shut your yap, Heyross! "YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" HEYROSS My, did somebody wake up on the wrong side of the bed this morning. BIG FRANK Yeah, on top of your mother. I would've installed my hardrive in your girlfriend but I found out you have a boyfriend, and that just ain't my thing. HEYROSS :firedevil: Team Canada stand up for their manager, getting in the Bruisers faces. Uber and Felix go nose-to-nose as Frank tears off his shirt and flaunts his biceps in front of Ken, who returns in kind. BIG FRANK (to Ken) Boy, that's Canadian Bacon. This is American made. You ain't want none of this. KEN (to Frank) I'll rip your head off your shoulders and use it as a discus! UBER (to Felix) Your name reminds me of Felix the Cat. And I hate Felix the Cat. FELIX (to Uber) Is that all you got, man?! UBER No, I also have a fist with your name on it. HEYROSS Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! Hold it. Hold it! I'm gonna Frank's comment slide because I can judge talent when I see it, and I don't want Team Canada to hurt you. "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!" FRANK B-) HEYROSS (CONT'D) So I'm going to give you the opportunity to say whatever it is you have to say, otherwise I'll just have to let Felix and Ken take out the garbage themselves. BIG FRANK I've already forgotten what I had to say, so let's just do it the American way. Frank decks Felix! Ken slugs him across the shoulders and the two go at it until Uber gets involved, but not for long. Felix tackles him to the ground and unloads a series of right hands to the temple. Rick Heyross and Tony Schiavone scrambling to get out of harm's way. SCHIAVONE (Off-Screen) Are we still on? Peter, are we still on? We are? Well, we need help over here and now. It's outta control. The Sooner Bruisers and Team Canada continue to fight. OAOAST officials finally arrive and separate the parties. Rick Heyross immediately grabs Team Canada and flee the scene. BIG FRANK Hey Rick, I just remembered. The best tag team in the world? Who's got the belts? We do!

[i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg walks out followed by Deon Black. They are accompanied by Rick Heyross. COACH I've been waiting a long time for this one! COLE Big tag team match, coming up! Let's go to Michael Buffer! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Making their way down the aisle, accompanied by Rick Heyross...at a total combined weight of 758 pounds...the team of "THE MANITOBA MAMMOTH", DEON BLACK, and his partner, the OAOAST Canadian champion...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COLE Brock Ausstin laid out the challenge a couple weeks ago on HeldDOWN~! Alf accepted on behalf of his team, and a week later, Brock revealed his partner, the 24/7 champion Bohemoth! Alf poses on the buckle, as Heyross grabs a mic and hands it to him. COLE And this is going to be a barnburner! Alf takes the mic, and Heyross stands in mid-ring with the Canadian flag. COACH Time to get up, Cole! Show some respect! ALF So, here we are, here at Syndicated! We have arrived! *crowd boos* ALF And Brock, I know you have high hopes now that you've landed the METROSEXUAL MONSTER, Bohemoth as your tag partner... *crowd cheers* ALF But in just a few short minutes, when the Mammoth gets his hands on the two of you, your hopes will turn into REALITY. And when it's all said and done, Brock, you two are gonna feel like Ben Roethlisburger after a bike ride... COACH HI-YO~! *crowd boos loudly* ALF ...because you're gonna CRASH and BURN! *crowd continues to boo* ALF Now then, before me and the Mammoth squash these two into American cheese, all you morons here in Shittsburgh need to stand up, and show some respect for the greatest country in the world! Alf hands the mic to Buffer, and stands at the ropes with his hands behind his back, as [i]O Canada[/i] plays. The anthem finishes, and Alf stretches on the ropes. [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits, and Brock Ausstin gets a THUNDEROUS pop as he comes through the curtains. COLE And here come their opponents! BUFFER [i]Introducing their opponents...at a total combined weight of 589 pounds...introducing first, from Victoria, Minnesota...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN~!!!!![/i] Brock walks down the aisle, then stops at the end of it. *BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* *crowd ROARS* BUFFER [i]And his partner, from Greenville, South Carolina...he is the REIGNING OAOAST 24/7 champion...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] Alf and Black wait not-so-patiently in their corner, as Brock and Bo pose on the buckles, on the side of the ring facing the aisleway. COACH This is gonna be great, Cole! COLE Indeed, this has the potential to be one of the best tag matches of all time! *DING DING DING* After brief deliberation, Brock steps out of the ring, leaving Bohemoth. Black steps over the top to the apron, and Alf faces Bo. COLE And it looks like it'll be Alf starting it off with Bohemoth! COACH Champion vs champion! However, Bo turns to say something to Brock, and Alf immediately tags in Black! COACH No, the Mammoth's coming in! Bo delivers rights, but is eventually overpowered by the big man. COLE And Bo got caught! Black hammers away on Bo, delivering a big right hand to the face, sending him staggering back into the corner! Black delivers lefts and rights to the head and midsection of Bo in the corner. COACH And look at the Mammoth handle big Bo! Black grabs Bo by the right arm, and pulls him out into a short clothesline! He then reaches over and tags Alf. COLE And NOW Alf wants in! Give me a break! Alf stomps away on Bo, then lays him on his back, and delivers a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Bo and whips him into a corner, but Bo evades a charge, and tags in Brock! COLE And Brock in the ring now! Brock goes after Alf, but catches a thumb to the eye. Alf then attempts a right hand, but it's blocked! A left is blocked, as well! Alf then tries a kick, which is caught! COLE And Alf is caught now! Brock spins Alf around, and delivers an atomic drop! Alf goes right into Bo, who delivers a right hand! COLE And we got a little ping-pong action here! Each man delivers two more rights, before Brock whips Alf into the ropes, and delivers a big backdrop! COACH And Alf in trouble early here! COLE Great elevation on the backdrop from Brock Ausstin! Brock tags Bo back in, then whips Alf into the ropes. Alf gets caught with a double back elbow! COACH I've got to say, I'm impressed with the continuity of Brock and Bo thus far! Bo scoops up Alf, and drives him with a running powerslam! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock tags back in, and grabs Alf's head, ramming it into the buckles, as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! Brock stops and takes Alf over to Bo, ramming his face into Bo's outstretched boot! 10!!! Bo then tags in, and delivers a vertical suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock tags in once again, and slams Alf to the mat. He then drops an elbow! COLE Big elbow from Brock! Brock then backs into the ropes, and drops a second! He then gets up, backs in again, and drops a third! Brock then gets up to take a shot at Black, but Black blocks the shot, and delivers a big headbutt, followed by a BIG right to the face, sending Brock to the mat! COACH Now that was kind of stupid on Brock's part, don't you think, Cole? COLE Brock going to meet Deon Black in the corner, and two impressive shots sends him right to the mat! Alf scoots over and tags Black, who steps in and picks up Brock, then lifts him in a PRESS SLAM~! COACH Look at that! Amazing! COLE Brock Ausstin, 305 pounds, lifted into the air like a featherweight by the Manitoba Mammoth! Black drops Brock across the top rope, throat-first! He then grabs onto the ropes, while standing right on Brock's midsection! COLE And now 500 pounds-plus on the midsection of Brock Ausstin! Black picks up Brock, and easily delivers a scoop slam. COACH Look at that, one-armed scoop slam... Black then backs into the ropes, and drops a big elbow! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COACH And Brock is in MAJOR trouble right now! Black turns Brock over, and applies a Boston crab! COLE And now a submission hold applied! COACH No, they're setting something up here! Alf tags in as Black still has the hold applied, and drops a snap legdrop to the back of the head! COLE And a nice legdrop by Alf, who is the legal man! A tag was made! Alf hooks Brock, and delivers a snap suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE And Brock still BARELY surviving! Alf whips Brock into the ropes, and swings around him, grabbing a sleeper! COACH Alf sinking that sleeper in deep! Brock walks around the ring going for ropes, but Alf cinches in, and is able to drag Brock down to the mat. As he lays Brock down completely, the referee checks the arm... ONE!!! TWO!!! Brock holds through on the third lift! Brock forces his way up, and delivers a blow to the gut! Then a second! And a third, breaking the hold! Brock backs into the ropes, but Alf catches him with a knee to the gut! Alf then picks up Brock, and sets up a BELLY-TO-BELLY~!, but Brock blocks it, and delivers one of his own! COLE Belly-to-belly from Brock Ausstin out of nowhere! COACH And now he's got to tag! Alf opts to attempt to stop Brock, to no avail, as he MAKES A TAG~! COLE TAG MADE, and Bo in there! Bo delivers fists of fury, then backs Alf into the ropes, whipping him across and catching him with a big clothesline! He follows that with the STYLE INJECTION~! COLE There's the Style Injection! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Alf gets a shoulder up! Bo scoops up Alf, holding him for several seconds. COLE And Bo picking his spots here... Bo slams Alf to the mat! Bo then goes into a corner, and hops to the second rope. COLE Don't see this much from the big man! COACH He's taking too much time, though! Bo measures, and jumps off...right into a SUPERKICK~! from Alf! COLE WOW, and Alf caught him GOOD coming off that second rope! Alf quickly tags out to Black. COACH And here comes the big man again! Black picks up Bo, and shoves him right into a corner. COACH Look at this guy, Cole, he's awesome! COLE And this is his first real taste of OAOAST competition, he's been going through the preliminary wrestlers over the past few weeks! Black measures Bo, and delivers an AVALANCHE~! COLE And Bo crushed by 500-plus pounds in the corner! Bo sinks to a sitting position in the corner, where Black sits right down on him! COLE And again, wow! Black grabs Bo around the throat, and delivers a CHOKESLAM~! COLE And a one-armed chokeslam! Alf tags back in, and hammers away on Bo...then delivers a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COACH Alf's setting him up, Cole! Alf measures Bo, and follows up with a T-BONE SUPLEX~!! Alf waits on Bo once again, and goes for the WHIPLASH~!!!, but Bo slips behind the back, then shoves Alf off into the ropes, and catches him with a SPINEBUSTER~!!! COLE And a big SPINEBUSTER from Bo, and now HE needs to make a tag! Bo slides over to his corner as Alf gets to his feet, and tags Brock! COLE And Brock back in once again! Alf begs off, but to no avail, as Brock delivers right hands, then ducks a big right from Alf, and delivers a back suplex! Brock then gets up to meet Black, backing into the ropes and delivering a flying shoulderblock, sending Black staggering into the ropes, and tying him up! The crowd is going nuts! COLE And the big man's trapped! Brock whips Alf into the ropes, and he and Bo deliver a DOUBLE SPINEBUSTER~!!! They then pick Alf up for a double suplex, as Heyross helps untie Black, who then hammers both guys from behind, grabbing them from behind and ramming their heads together. COACH Not for long, though, look at the big man dominate! COLE The referee's lost control of this one! Black grabs Bo, and delivers a trapped-arm belly-to-belly! Alf then picks up Brock for the EMERALD FUSION~!!!!!11111, as Black sets Bo up for the SWAN RIVER SLAM~!!!!!11111 However, Brock slips off, and shoves Alf towards Black, with Alf's head ramming right into the groin of Black! COACH Oh no! Bo slips off, and joins hands with Brock, as they double clothesline Black to the floor, but he lands on his feet! COLE And the big man comes down on his feet! Black then doubles over from the groin shot, as Brock picks up Alf and whips him into Bo, for the EROTIC AWAKENING OF B~!!!!!11111 COLE THERE IT IS~! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* COACH I wouldn't have believed it, Cole! BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...the team of BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNN and BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHEMOTHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] Brock raises Bo's hand, as the two face every side of the ring. COACH Look, Cole! Black is trying to get into the ring, as Alf slides out and sluggishly grabs one of his arms, and Team Canada runs down to restrain him, as well! COACH It's taking all of these guys to restrain Deon Black from challenging both of these guys! COLE This one is far from over, I promise you that!

I'm going to edit your post to call you a lamebrain.

Good thing we're not trying to impress you, then!

That was CWM, actually.

This is like Slayer and Sandman9000 getting into a flamewar, or something.

It's because he's black, isn't it.

He made a typo. Get the fuck over it. In any event, not worth a thread. Could have been posted in, say, the wrestling pictures thread in GW. Imagine that.

That 8-man tag actually sounds hilarious.