alfdogg

I want to say it was Sandy, but I don't think he's ever had sex. this shouldn't go unnoticed

Gunner's cell lowers, as he grabs his cart, then slides the door open and pulls it out behind him. He tosses a trash can into the ring, which contains various weapons, including a kendo stick, which he grabs and hammers Brock on the back with! COLE And Gunner Sharps wasting no time going to work on Brock Ausstin! He'd love to pin Brock, and would love to win this match and pick up his first OAOAST championship! Brock rolls across the ring, and Gunner backs into the ropes, and charges at Brock with a BIG BOOT~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Gunner gets up, then picks up Brock and tosses him to the outside. He hammers on the back, then grabs a couple road signs out of his cart, rendering the cart empty. He then picks up Brock, and dumps him in the cart, then starts at one side of the ring, runs and pushes the cart into the steel steps! Brock is dumped from the cart in a heap on the floor. COLE Oh, and that shopping cart, containing Brock Ausstin, right into the steel steps! Gunner stays on Brock on the outside, as Alf tosses TK to the floor. He sets up TK and whips him into the steel post! COLE TK posted on the outside, he's at the biggest disadvantage, he's been out there since the start! Alf sets up TK on the two tables he set up earlier, then rolls into the ring and sets up the big ladder. The crowd buzzes. COACH Alf about to take a HUGE risk here! Alf starts to climb, as TK stirs on the tables. As Alf is almost to the top, Reject slides in and pushes the ladder over, and Alf goes flying high into the side of the cage...and, as TK rolls off, Alf FALLS BACK THROUGH THE TWO TABLES~! COACH OH MY GOD. COLE And boy, did it take its toll! Alf is shown laying in the table wreckage, as the crowd again chants. HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! COACH Did Reject call "bank" on that one? Reject hammers away at TK as he rolls back into the ring. Meanwhile, Brock has taken over on Gunner, and is raking his forehead across the Chamber wall! COLE Meanwhile, Gunner joins all the other participants in their bloodshed! Brock tosses Gunner back into the ring, then follows, and hammers away on him in a corner. TK hammers Reject in an opposite corner, then both stop, and whip the two men across, as Reject bounces off of Gunner and goes down! TK and Brock then join in a double back suplex on Gunner! COACH More teamwork with these guys! This isn't fair! Brock celebrates, but TK grabs him and delivers a belly-to-belly! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And just like that, TK and Brock going at it with each other, after they had just joined forces to take out Gunner and Reject! Brock and TK hammer it out on each other, with Brock getting the better of the exchange. He whips TK into the ropes, but TK ducks a clothesline, then both men clothesline each other! COLE And a double clothesline, both TK and Brock out on the mat! Reject slowly gets to his feet, and picks up Brock. He executes a Northern Lights suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! Gunner grabs TK, and sets up the ALL GUNS BLAZING~!!! COLE And Gunner looking to finish TK here! Reject picks up Brock again, who uses a BELLY-TO-BELLY to take him right over the top to the floor! Gunner has TK up, but TK counters to a HURRICANRANA~! Gunner staggers right up to his feet...and onto Brock's shoulders! COLE Oh, this could be it for Gunner in a hurry! Brock positions Gunner...and delivers the F-STUNNER-5 ONTO THE BARBED-WIRE BOARD~! COACH Onto the barbed wire! Brock hooks the leg... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And Gunner Sharps has been eliminated! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 2nd elimination: Gunner Sharps eliminated by: Brock Ausstin (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Brock's celebration is cut short, however, as TK sneaks up from behind and delivers a GERMAN SUPLEX~! 1... 2... NO! Brock kicks out! TK grabs a railroad crossing "X" sign which Gunner had tossed into the ring from his cart, and works on disassembling it. Reject rolls into the ring, then approaches TK just as TK pulls it apart. Reject snatches one of the pieces from him, and whacks Brock on the back with it! And TK follows suit! TK then looks up at Reject, and nods. COACH Oh, look at this teamwork! COLE The former tag team, working now to get rid of Brock here! Reject positions the barbed-wire board, as TK sets up an Irish whip. Once the board is in position, TK whips Brock across, then he and Reject perform a double drop toe hold, sending Brock FACE-FIRST into the board! COLE And Brock face-first into the barbed wire! COACH And this is vintage TK/Reject teamwork here! Brock is doomed! Alf stirs on the floor, as TK picks up Brock. COLE And Alf just now coming to after going through those tables! TK lifts Brock in a hangman's hold! COACH Uh-oh, it's that move again! Reject measures Brock, and delivers a big roundhouse kick! Reject then poses, as TK grabs a lighttube from Alf's case...then spins Reject around and blasts him with it! COLE :lol: COACH Well, DTA in this match! TK drops to his knees, and covers... 1... 2... NO! Reject gets his shoulder up! TK picks up Reject, and delivers a FALLAWAY SLAM~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up again! As Brock gets to his feet, TK slaps Reject around in an attempt to revive him! COACH What is TK doing now? TK hooks Brock from behind, as Reject gets to his feet...then lifts him...for the THUNDEROUS REJECTION~!!!!!11111 COLE Oh, the THUNDEROUS REJECTION! COACH Wow, that one really takes me back! Reject then hammers away on TK, before attempting an Irish whip. TK blocks, and gives Reject a foot to the gut, setting up the THUNDERBOLT DDT~!!!!!11111 However, Reject spins out of the front facelock, and drops TK with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE EULOGY! COACH TK is out of it! And so is Reject, as three men are motionless on the mat. Alf slowly climbs on the apron, and starts to make his way to the top rope. COLE And there's one man standing! Alf gets his balance on the top rope, then drills TK with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And that's it for TK!!! Another spectacular showing on his behalf, he's really been hot lately, but it's not enough tonight! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 3rd elimination: Thunderkid eliminated by: Alfdogg (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE So now we're down to three men. It's Brock Ausstin, Alfdogg, and Reject! One of these men will walk out of here the OAOAST Heartland champion! Alf picks up Reject, and delivers a snap suplex! He follows it up with a snap legdrop, then covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Alf then measures Brock, and decks him with a SUPERKICK~! COLE And Alf keeping both men at bay here! Can Alf win his third Heartland championship here tonight? Alf goes up to the top rope, then waits for Brock to get up, and hits him with a MISSILE DROPKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Alf then gets up as Reject is getting to his feet, and starts talking to him. COLE Alf having a confab with Reject here now... COACH What could they be saying? Alf points at Brock, then points at Reject and back at himself. Reject nods in approval, then he and Alf go after Brock. COLE And now it's Reject and Alf joining forces here! Reject lays in kicks, as Alf picks him up. Alf holds him from behind, and Reject delivers kicks to the midsection, then a savate kick! Brock drops to the mat, then Reject and Alf join together and deliver a double suplex! Alf covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject then drops down and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Consecutive covers by both men, unsuccessful! Both men stare down at Brock for a second, then Alf grabs another lighttube, blasting Brock in the back of the head with it! Brock goes through the ropes to the floor. Alf celebrates, then Reject spins him around and delivers the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE Another EULOGY~! 1... 2... 3!!! NO!!! Alf gets his foot on the rope! COLE WOW, golden opportunity for Reject there, but Alf just TOO CLOSE to those ropes! Reject slaps the mat in furstration, then picks up Alf, and delivers a snap suplex! Reject then hops to the middle rope, jumping off and driving in an elbow! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE These two have had some tremendous battles over the last few months, including the Great Angle Bash, where Reject was ALMOST crowned the Heavyweight champion of the World! Reject picks up Alf and attempts an Irish whip, but Alf reverses. Alf goes for a tilt-a-whirl, but Reject spins through and lands on his feet, then scoops Alf up for a Tombstone! COACH Could be a Tombstone here! Reject holds Alf, but Alf struggles and turns the move over! COLE But no! Alf turns around, and plants Reject with a TOMBSTONE~! COLE It's Alf who converts on the Tombstone piledriver! Alf positions Reject, then climbs to the top rope. COLE And Alf looking to finish Reject off here! Alf gets his position, then delivers the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 1... 2... 3!!! NO!!! Reject GETS THE SHOULDER UP!!! COLE TWO-COUNT??? COACH I can't believe it! Alf complains to the referee, grabbing him by the collar, then releases him and stares down at Reject, with his hands on his hips. COACH He just...I don't think ANYONE's ever kicked out of that! Alf measures Reject, then scoops him up, setting up the EMERALD FUSION~!!!!!11111 COLE Alf going for the Emerald Fusion here, we haven't seen him use this in a long time! COACH In fact, the last time was when he won the first Chamber of Hell match with that very move! Reject struggles, and goes behind the back, then pushes Alf into the ropes, who bounces back and collides with Reject! COLE And I think they collided heads right there! Alf falls out to the apron, as Reject slowly gets to his feet first, then hits a SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK, sending Alf off the apron into the Chamber wall! COLE And Alf eats the barbed wire once again! Reject celebrates, and the crowd cheers, as Reject doesn't know that Brock is on his feet behind him! Reject turns around, and is right in Brock's face! COACH Oh, no! Brock delivers a foot to the gut, then lifts Reject, and delivers the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE Will THIS be enough to keep Reject down? 1... 2... 3!!! COACH NO! COLE YES IT WILL!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 4th elimination: Reject eliminated by: Brock Ausstin (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Alf stops and stares at Brock's cell, as the lights flash around and land on it! COACH Here comes the champ! Brock's cell lowers, and he slides the door open and climbs into the ring. Alf pounces immediately! COLE And here we go! Brock vs Alf! Alf hammers Brock, who fights his way up, and begins to exchange punches with Alf! Brock gets the better of the exchange, then grabs him by the arm and pulls him in for a clothesline! He follows that up with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE And Brock Ausstin on a roll! TK approaches Brock, but gets knocked to the mat after a forearm shot to the jaw! Brock then picks up TK in a PRESS SLAM~! COLE And showing off the power! Brock holds TK, until Reject slides into the ring, and Brock tosses TK right on top of him! Brock yells out to the crowd, which is going CRAZY~! COLE And the fans loving this brutal action! As Brock sets the cactus up in the corner, the camera switches to show a shot from Gunner's cell. COLE And as Gunner Sharps waits to enter the frey, a tremendous shot from his cell atop the cage! COACH Brock's setting the cactus back up, Cole! Brock picks up Reject, then picks him up for an atomic drop, as the crowd begins to buzz. COACH Oh no... Brock carries Reject over to the corner, and sends him CROTCH-FIRST INTO THE CACTUS~! COACH *groans* The camera gets a close-up shot of Reject's pained expression, before he falls down to the mat with his feet hooked under the middle rope. COLE And Reject's taken some tremendous punishment in this one, they all will have before this one's over! TK grabs a chair wrapped in barbed wire from Reject's tote! He slides into the ring, and awaits Brock to turn around, before blasting him over the head! COLE And what a shot by TK with that chair, this time wrapped in barbed wire! COACH And Brock's bleeding already, but he's still on his feet! Brock is staggering, before TK delivers another shot, sending him through the ropes to the floor! TK then goes to work on Reject, still on the mat, as Alf has pulled the big ladder from underneath the ring! COLE And that's the super-sized ladder that Alf has! That ladder is 12 feet high, the others are eight! Alf slides the ladder into the ring, and sets it up in the corner. He then approaches TK, who tosses the barbed-wire chair to him, and delivers a BICYCLE KICK~!, sending it back into his face! COLE And now it's Alf tasting the barbed wire! TK covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COACH And Alf's cut, as well now! Reject gets to his feet, and delivers a PLANCHA~! to Brock on the outside! He hammers away on Brock's head, as TK delivers a slam to Alf. COLE And TK staying on Alf. TK grabs the cactus, and lays it down on the mat, then lays Alf on top of it. COACH And what could TK be going for here? TK makes his way over to the corner, and climbs to the top rope, then starts climbing the big ladder. The crowd buzzes, but Alf slowly comes to, then notices TK climbing. Alf grabs the smaller ladder and sets it up sideways in front of the bigger one, then starts climbing to meet him. COLE And Alf's ready for it! Camera cuts to the outside briefly, where Brock reverses an Irish whip, sending Reject into the Chamber wall! COACH And Reject still being punished on the outside! Brock stomps away, as the camera quickly cuts back inside, where TK and Alf exchange blows on the ladders. TK has stepped over his, and tries a kick to the head, but Alf catches it, then reaches up and delivers a shot to the nuts! COLE And TK stunned up there! Alf moves over to TK's ladder, then hooks him for a suplex as the crowd buzzes. Alf reaches underneath, and tosses TK over OFF THE BIG LADDER, OVER THE SMALL ONE AND ONTO THE CACTUS~!!!!! C/C :o Alf falls the other way, landing on his back on the canvas and pulling the ladder down onto the ropes. TK rolls over, and the cactus is actually STUCK TO HIS BACK, drawing an extra groan from the crowd as he hastily pulls it off. The crowd begins to chant once again. HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! COACH This is an AMAZING CONTEST~! Both men stir as the chant continues, but Alf slowly rolls to the outside. He grabs his mysterious case. COACH Well, we're about to find out what's in that thing, Cole! Alf sets it in the corner, then rolls into the ring and lays it on its side. He opens it up, and grabs out a LIGHTTUBE~! COLE Uh-oh... Alf flips the tube over in his hand, as the camera shoots the case to show several more lighttubes inside! COLE That must be Alf's lighttube carrying case! COACH Straight from the Sandman9000 Christmas catalogue! Alf holds it in his right hand and brings it up and down in his left hand, to show he means BUSINESS. When TK gets up, he receives a LIGHTTUBE RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES! Alf staggers over to the ropes, using them to hold himself up, as Brock rolls back inside and hammers away at him. COLE And now the champion, Brock Ausstin, re-entering the frey! Brock knocks Alf to the mat with a European uppercut, as Reject rolls back into the ring. Brock grabs the barbed-wire chair, and delivers a STIFF shot to the back of Alf! COLE And barbed wire to the back of Alf! Reject grabs the chair from Brock, then jams it into his gut! Reject sets up Brock, and plants him with the PITCH BLACK~!!!111 COLE And Reject with the PITCH BLACK on Brock! Reject covers... 1... 2... NO!!! Brock gets a shoulder up! COLE And Brock kicking out of the PITCH BLACK! COACH I can't believe it! Reject backs off, then charges Brock, who backdrops him to the floor! Brock drops to his knees, and the countdown begins. COLE And Gunner Sharps about to become the final entry! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!!

Here I am! I'm not used to this feedback thing, so don't hurt me too bad. Good stuff from Maddix and Cortez. The "wacky tag partners who hate each other" act is always fun. Drek with a nice approach to keep Hoff from throwing the towel in. I LOL'ed at the "CWM the Lumberjack" line. Short but sweet with the tag match, but it served its purpose, which was to play up dissention between Black T. Anxious to see how that culminates. SPECTACULAR towel match! I really felt Hoff's concern, it was like I was actually there, and we were each holding an end of the towel. So epic! PRL is pissed. It's that Latin temper, Monsoon! //Jesse Ventura Great stuff as usual between Zack/Leon/Wildcards. Heated exchange from separate parts of the building, ending in the perfect trap from Bruce & co. Excellent.

I see a lot of picks for the Bulls at least to go to the ECF.

I'm ordering right now!

The lights go out, and the light flashes on the cells again, this time stopping on Alf's cell! The crowd boos loudly. COACH Uh-oh! It's serious now! COLE It's Alfdogg, two-time World and Heartland champion! Alf is seen putting gloves on as his cell lowers. When the cell gets to the floor, he hides the case under the apron, then slides in with the bag. He reaches in and pulls out a dodgeball. COLE What's this? Are we about to have a dodgeball game break out or something...sit down! The camera briefly flashes to the announce booth, where Coach is standing and waving his arms. COACH Pick me! Pick me! COLE SIT DOWN! I was just joking! Alf then pulls a mini-torch and a small gasoline can out of the bag, as the crowd starts to buzz again. Alf douses the dodgeball, then SETS IT ABLAZE! COACH Oh my God, it's like a big fireball! COLE Those gloves obviously flame-proof that Alf has on... Alf hurls the dodgeball at TK, who's just getting up, hitting him right in the back! TK sinks to the mat and arches his back off of it, and Alf lights up another one as Heat gets to his feet next. Alf waits on him, then dribbles the flaming ball between his legs and throws a chest pass at Heat, hitting him in the sternum! As attendants spray down the balls, Alf hits a SUPERKICK~! on Heat! Reject waits on the top rope, and drops a Macho Man elbow~! Cover... 1... 2... 3!!! COLE And Colombian Heat has been eliminated! A spectacular effort in this match, but Colombian Heat is the first to go! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 1st elimination: Colombian Heat eliminated by: Reject (pinfall) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reject poses for the crowd, drawing boos, as Alf lights up a third ball, and as Reject turns around, bounces it lightly right off his face! Reject holds his face, then Alf grabs his legs out from underneath him, and applies the SHARPSHOOTER~!!! COLE Alf with the Sharpshooter on Reject, after Reject just finished off Heat! Reject screams in pain, as Alf sits back on the hold. The referee asks if he wants to give it up, and Reject says no and scoots towards the ropes. As he approaches them, Alf pulls him back out to the center! COLE And Reject back out to the center of the ring! COACH He won't give up! Reject continues to yell in pain, as TK gets to his feet, then delivers a BICYCLE KICK~! to Alf, breaking the hold! Reject scoots over to the side of the ring, then grabs onto the ladder. TK hammers away on Alf in the corner, then attempts an Irish whip, but Alf blocks, and pulls TK in for an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY~! Reject sneaks to a far corner, and sets up the ladder. COLE And Reject wrestling very smart right now, picking his spots! Alf and TK continue to slug it out as Reject climbs the ladder, and when the time is right, Reject flies off with a FLYING BODYPRESS~! COACH Wow! COLE Reject HIGH in the air! Reject tries to cover both men! 1... But both men shove him off with ease. Reject pops up and stares both men down, and the three men inch closer to one another. They all start taking shots, Reject hits Alfdogg, Alfdogg hits TK, TK hits Reject! COLE And it's truly every man for himself in there right now! Eventually, Reject hits a knee to the gut of TK, then delivers a gutwrench suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH Ha, once Alf saw the two of them start battling it out, he stepped to the side and let them have at it! Alf steps to the outside, and goes under the apron. He grabs out a TABLE, and sets it up parallel with the main door of the Chamber on the side facing the aisleway! Alf then grabs a second table, and sets it up o top of the other! COLE And obviously Alf has a plan here should the time arise! Alf climbs in as both TK and Reject are slugging it out, and delivers a LOW BLOW to Reject from behind! TK starts to slug away, then attempts an Irish whip, but Alf reverses, leapfrogs TK, then pulls a nunchuck out and catches him in the midsection! Alf then delivers a shout to the back, as the crowd boos. Alf then picks up TK, whipping him into the ropes, and delivering a Hart Attack clothesline! Alf sits and applauds himself, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up TK, and delivers a T-BONE SUPLEX~!! Alf follows that with the WHIPLASH~!!! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! COLE Alf setting up for the Five-Star Alf Splash, as the champ is about ready to make his entrance! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!!

The lights go out in the arena, as a white strobe flashes uncontrollably around each cell, before stopping on Reject's cell! COLE And Reject will be the third man to enter the frey! The crowd boos as Reject's cell lowers, and he slides the door open and rolls into the ring with the bat in hand. COACH And Reject's going to feast on this! Reject measures Heat on the mat, and dives at him, driving the top of the bat into his forehead! COLE OH, and that bat right across the forehead of Colombian Heat! Reject measures TK, who has raised up to all fours, and drives the bat into his head, knocking him back down to the mat! Reject then kneels down, and digs the bat into the wound of TK! He then picks up TK, and delivers a snap suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Reject picks up Heat next, then wrings his arm and delivers a back kick, sending him to the mat! He then positions TK and Heat so the tops of their heads are touching together. He stands over them and poses, drawing boos from the fans, then goes to the top rope. COACH What's Reject going for right here? Reject positions himself on the top rope, then LEAPS OFF...but TK and Heat both move out of the way, and Reject lands right on his ass! COLE Reject was trying to hit both TK and Heat with legdrops, but both men able to dodge that bullet! Reject slowly gets to his feet, and walks right into a right hand from Heat! He staggers back, and takes one from TK! COLE And it's the ol' pinball effect right now! Reject going back and forth! Both men deliver another right hand each, then Heat takes Reject down by the legs, and positions him for the cactus, which is still in the corner! COACH Oh, no! BLOCK IT, Reject! Heat delivers a slingshot, sending Reject flying into the cactus! Reject puts his arms across his chest, then turns around to catch a bat shot to the head from TK! COLE And Reject takes the bat to the forehead, and I think that'll make three bloodied individuals in this match! COACH Yep, it's coming out already! Heat grabs the cactus out of the corner, while TK hammers on the forehead of Reject, then starts to bite him! He then stands up and drives an elbow into the sternum, before Heat lays the cactus on top of him. COLE TK and Heat appear to be setting something up here! COACH This isn't right, Cole! TK and Heat are obviously both working together against Reject here! Heat then grabs the STOP sign and lays it on top of the cactus, as TK stands in the corner. Heat then goes to the top behind TK, as the crowd starts to buzz. COACH What are they DOING? TK and Heat join hands, and Heat jumps as TK guides him ON TOP OF THE STOP SIGN AND CACTUS AND REJECT~!!! COLE OH MY GOD!!! Can you imagine the pain going through Reject's body right now? Reject squirms on the mat, as Heat celebrates his feat, before getting leveled with a BICYCLE KICK~! from TK! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! COACH And TK and Heat right back at it again! TK picks up Heat, who blocks a right hand, then a left hand, then delivers a dropkick to the knee! Heat then sets up an Irish whip, but TK reverses. Heat floats over and around TK, and delivers a DDT! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE Great move by Heat there, but TK just able to get the shoulder out! Reject has slid to the outside, and is going underneath the ring. He comes out with a ladder! COLE And Reject is bringing the ladder into play here! Reject slides the ladder into the ring, as TK and Heat continue to slug it out, then picks it up and rams the top of it into Heat's head! He then swings it around and clotheslines TK with it! COACH And he's putting it to good use! Reject then rams the ladder into the midsection of TK on the mat, as Heat gets up. Reject measures Heat, and tosses the ladder at him, with the top drilling Heat in the forehead once again! COLE Wow, what shots Heat took right there! Reject goes to the outside once again, this time to his tote. He digs around carefully, and pulls out a BARBED WIRE BOARD! COACH Oh my goodness...this just gets better and better! Reject slides the board into the ring, then slides into the ring himself. He lays the board down, then tosses TK out of the ring. He waits for Heat to get up, then gives him a foot to the gut, setting up the PITCH BLACK~!!! However, Heat spins out, hooks Reject, and lifts him for the COLOMBIAN NECKTIE~!!!111 COACH OH NO, not on the board! Heat delivers the COLOMBIAN NECKTIE ON THE BARBED WIRE BOARD~!!! COLE ...this is UNBELIEVEABLE~! Crowd: HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! HO-LY SHIT~! As Reject writhes in pain, Heat nails TK on the floor with a TWISTING PLANCHA~! COLE Great move by Heat, but I think he's missing the boat here! COACH That's right, he should have went for the pin on Reject right there! Heat tosses TK back inside, and sets up a suplex, but TK goes behind the back, and executes a GERMAN SUPLEX ON THE BOARD~!!! 1... 2... NO!!! Heat escapes, as the count begins... COLE And who's our 4th man? 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!!

AK had a mohawk at one point. Can't find a good picture at the moment, though.

Atlantic: BOS, NJ, NY, PHI, TOR Central: CHI, CLE, DET, IND, MIL SE: ATL, CHA, MIA, ORL, WAS NW: DEN, MIN, POR, UTAH, SEA SW: DAL, HOU, MEM, NO/OK, SA Pacific: GS, LAC, LAL, PHX, SAC Also, Anthony Johnson was traded, he wasn't a FA. That undoubtedly is right up there with Nene's contract in terms of boneheaded moves.

That's probably about what my hair would look like if I grew it out and dyed it, actually.

I'm part of the .1%, obv.

Lamar Odom, F

I'd get revenge by changing the passwords to all his gimmick accounts, but that's too much work.

Just don't give it to CWM, or he'll change it so no one else can use it.

Hey, Czech. PM me the password for Rondo. I forgot what it was.

Yeah. Isn't that odd? I wonder who would do such a thing.

KC - 27 Arizona at Atlanta (7.5) (9.5) Dallas at Tennessee (9.5) Indianapolis at N.Y. Jets (4.5) Miami at Houston Minnesota at Buffalo (1.5) New Orleans at Carolina (7.5) (2.5) San Diego at Baltimore San Francisco at Kansas City (7.5) Detroit at St. Louis (6.5) (3.5) Cleveland at Oakland (3.5) Jacksonville at Washington New England at Cincinnati (6.5) Seattle at Chicago (3.5) Green Bay at Philadelphia (11.5)

Except Public Account.

I fixed up the Limited to OAOAST group so that they can only see this folder, and I'll be putting the gimmicks in there. No one was in that group, anyway. No. I'm not letting back ones that are already banned.

The Lakers are a tough one to call. You'd like to think Kobe will keep going with the style that worked in the playoffs, and if he does, they're potentially a top 5 seed in the West. After game 7, though, I'm somewhat inclined to think he'll revert to regular season form, and they'll really struggle to get in.

You'd probably have to talk to Josh or Mike about something like that.

OK, let me clear this up. Duplicates: I'm referring to situations such as wildpegasus, where he used a second account to troll and flamebait, while "ignoring" it with his regular account. And also, using them to dodge suspensions (which will result in an immediate banning, if one is caught doing so). Obviously I trust Chave and Czech not to do this. Well, maybe Czech. So basically, not all duplicates will be disallowed, but I don't want to see someone's 100 gimmick/shared/stolen accounts posting everywhere. If someone has two serious posting accounts, such as Chave and Czech, that would be OK. But just have a little common sense.