alfdogg

I need a face for my Chamber match. I had planned for Otaku to be in it, but he's taking off for a while, I guess. Just a forewarning, though, he'll probably be one of the first two out.

[i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits and Alfdogg makes his way out to the ring, to HUGE boos. COLE And hear comes Alfdogg to the boos of the crowd, if you can believe it! Let's go up to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way down the aisle, accompanied by Rick Heyross! He weighs in at 240 pounds...former two-time Heavyweight champion of the WORLD...ALFDOGG!!!!![/i] COLE I never thought I'd see this, Coach! Rick Heyross leading out Alfdogg to the ring! COACH You know, Cole, I don't understand why Alf is having to earn his right to choose the stipulation! He just came off a great run as the World champion, he's been dominant this year! COLE The rules clearly state that the Heartland champion owns the right to choose any stipulation for his title defenses! By the way, this is a non-title match, but it was Alf himself who imposed those rules when he first won the belt! Brock renounced those rights for World Without End to accept this challenge, but can get them back by winning this match. Alf rolls into the ring and poses on the buckles, while taunting the crowd, as [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and Brock Ausstin gets a huge pop. COLE And here he comes right now! BUFFER [i]His opponent...hailing from Victoria, Minnesota, and weighing in at 305 pounds...he is the reigning OAOAST Heartland champion...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] COLE Brock became the two-time Heartland champion last week, regaining the belt from Otaku II in a brutal falls-count-anywhere match! The first time he won the belt, was against his opponent tonight, Alfdogg, back at Zero Hour! COACH But that was six months ago, Cole...these are two different men in the ring right now! Both these guys have changed, and the change is going to favor Alfdogg, I've got that feeling! Brock leaps on the apron and jerks back on the rope, as pyro shoots out of the corners on the side which he's standing. He then climbs in and stares down Alf across the ring, as he hands the belt to the referee. The referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Brock goes into the corner to stretch, and Alf charges, but Brock moves out of the way, and traps Alf in the corner! COLE Alf fell right into that one, I think! That was set up nicely by Brock Ausstin! Brock hammers away with forearm shots, then sends Alf across the ring, and catches him coming back by lifting him high up in the air and letting him drop to the mat! COACH WHOA! COLE Alf sent HIGH in the air by Brock Ausstin! Brock delivers a kneelift, sending Alf back into the ropes, then runs into the ropes, comes back, and clotheslines Alf to the floor! Brock yells out to the crowd, which responds with huge cheers! COLE And Brock Ausstin on a roll early in this one! Alf gets up on the floor as Heyross talks over something with him. Alf takes a count on the floor, then climbs back into the ring. Alf raises his hand in the air for a test of strength. COLE What? COACH Oh, he's got to have a plan here! Surely he knows he can't win a test of strength! Alf locks his left hand with Brock's right...then thumbs Brock in the eye! COACH What'd I tell ya? Alf fires off some quick rights, then attempts an Irish whip. Brock reverses, however, and drills Alf with a clothesline! Alf gets up, and Brock catches him in a chokehold, lifting him up in the air! The referee counts to four, and Brock drops him to the mat. COLE And Brock using his strength to his full advantage early on! Brock grabs Alf by the hair as he attempts to slide out, then scoops him up and delivers a rib-breaker! He then stands back up and lifts him onto his shoulder, and delivers a powerslam! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Brock yells profanities at Alf, drawing cheers from those within earshot. He delivers kicks to Alf's midsection, sending him all around the ring, then picks him up and whips him to the ropes. He puts his head down, however, and Alf delivers a swinging neckbreaker! COLE Nice prescence of mind by Alf there, and nice execution of the neckbreaker! Alf then backs into a corner and waits for Brock to come around, before flooring him with a flying forearm! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Brock, and delivers a back suplex! He then climbs to the top rope, as Brock gets to his feet, and jumps off...but Brock simply sidesteps Alf, then when Alf turns around, pokes him right in the eyes! Alf rubs his eyes, and jumps to the outside and slams his hands on the mat. COLE And Brock frustrating Alf big-time now! Alf walks around the ring, jawing with fans, then grabs a steel chair and tosses it into the ring. The referee grabs it immediately, and Brock grabs a hold of it on the other end, as the referee tries to talk him out of it. Alf goes to the top once again behind Brock's back, but Brock turns around and catches him with a punch to the gut! COLE And Alf unable to succeed on two attempts now from the top rope! COACH He better get it going here, or this could be over very shortly! Brock hammers Alf in the corner, then starts ramming his head into the buckle! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Alf staggers out of the corner, then Brock floors him with a clothesline! Alf rolls into the opposite corner, and Brock measures, then charges with a splash...but Alf moves, and Brock falls over the top and to the floor! COLE Oh, and Brock all the way to the outside right there! This is the break Alf needs! Brock tries to pull himself to his feet, but just as he's getting up, Rick Heyross gets a running start and shoves him into the ringpost! The referee jumps out IMMEDIATELY and begins arguing with him. COLE I think the referee saw that! After a brief argument, the referee points emphatically to the aisleway, motioning for Heyross to hit the showers! COACH WHAT? COLE Rick Heyross has been given the gate! Heyross is hysterical, as Alf argues briefly from in the ring, then spots Brock getting up, and hits him with a PLANCHA~! COLE Meanwhile, Alf keeping the heat on Brock, but Rick Heyross is out of here! Alf tosses Brock back into the ring, and plants him with a DDT! The referee slides in and counts... 1... 2... Brock gets a foot on the rope! Alf pulls Brock out, delivers a snap legdrop, and covers again... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf whips Brock into the ropes, and puts his head down, but Brock delivers a kick! Brock comes in for a clothesline, but Alf ducks, and hits a SUPERKICK~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf gets to his feet, and slaps Brock around on the back of his head. COLE Oh, come on! Alf then picks up Brock, who counters him with a small package! 1... 2... NO! Alf kicks out! Alf quickly delivers a thrust to the throat! COACH And Alf right back on the offense! The referee admonishes Alf, who gets up and picks Brock up, delivering an OVERHEAD BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE And Alf getting those suplexes going! Alf waits on Brock, and delivers a T-BONE SUPLEX~! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Brock gets a shoulder up! Alf briefly complains about the count, then picks up Brock again, and attempts to scoop him onto his shoulders, but Brock slips behind the back, and grabs a rear waistlock. Alf quickly goes behind, and shoves Brock off, right into the referee! COACH Uh-oh... COLE And Brock colliding with the referee, and I think they hit heads! Alf catches Brock from behind, delivering a Blue Thunder bomb! Alf then goes to the top rope... COACH Alf looking to finish it off here! Alf gets his footing on the top rope, then leaps off, and hits the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 Alf covers, but there's no referee! COLE No referee to count the fall for Alf! Alf makes a three-count himself, then gets up and goes towards the referee. COACH That's good enough! COLE No, it's not good enough! The referee has to count it! Alf shoves the referee around, then goes to the outside and grabs the chair again. COLE And Alf going after that steel chair, looking to get the duke here over Brock Ausstin! Alf gets set, and waits on Brock to get to his feet. Once he does, he raises the chair over his head, and brings it down...but Brock blocks, then throws the chair aside. He gives Alf a quick foot to the gut, then lifts him on his shoulders...for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COLE Brock with the F-STUNNER-5~! COACH Kick out, Alf! The referee crawls over and covers... 1... 2... 3!!! NO!!! Alf gets a shoulder up! COLE And Alf BARELY able to escape! Both men are still out of it on the mat, but Brock gets to his feet first, and stalks Alf into a corner. He sets Alf up, then charges, but Alf gets his feet up! Alf then climbs backwards up to the top rope, and goes for a HURRICANRANA~! However, Brock blocks, then tries to dump Alf, but Alf hangs on, and both men spill to the outside! COACH Wow, they hit hard, too! The referee starts his count... ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!! Both men start to stir. FOUR!!! FIVE!!! Alf gets to his feet and starts hammering Brock. SIX!!! Both men start trading fists. SEVEN!!! EIGHT!!! Brock grabs Alf in a side headlock, and charges the ringpost. NINE!!! However, Alf shoves Brock off into the ringpost! TEN!!! The referee calls for the bell just as Alf rolls in! COACH Yes! Alf wins! COLE I don't think he made it back in! COACH He was in there when the bell rang! COLE Let's find out! BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen...the referee has counted...BOTH MEN, out of the ring! This match is a DRAW![/i] COACH WHAT??? COLE A double-countout! What happens now? Alf complains to the referee, as Brock gets to his feet on the outside. [i]Cowboy[/i] hits, and Bill Watts walks out onto the stage. COLE Well, I guess Mr. Watts is going to answer my question! WATTS Well, it looks like the series has come to a tie. Fortunately, I had a backup plan in mind! *crowd cheers* WATTS Since you two couldn't come to a way to determine your match, then I'll take care of it myself. I have a very special match in mind...one that's only took place once in the history of wrestling! And I'm referring to a match that took place last year at AngleSlam, for that very title. *crowd cheers* COLE Uh-oh... WATTS That's right, last year at AngleSlam, Alfdogg fended off five other competitors in the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell! *crowd ROARS* WATTS It's been a long time coming, but guess what? It's coming back! *crowd ROARS again* WATTS At World Without End, the OAOAST will host the Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell [b]II!!![/b] *crowd (caps can't properly emphasize the ovation)~!!!* COLE WHAT AN ANNOUNCEMENT by Bill Watts! WATTS And in that match, will be the Heartland champion, Brock Ausstin! *crowd cheers* WATTS ALFDOGG! *crowd boos* WATTS COLOMBIAN HEAT! *crowd cheers* WATTS REJECT! *crowd boos* WATTS GUNNER SHARPS! *crowd boos* WATTS And THUNDERKID! *crowd cheers* WATTS It all goes down at World Without End, October 1st, from San Antonio, in my home state of Texas! So let's hook 'em up! COLE Unbelievable announcement from Bill Watts, the 2nd Heartland Invitational Chamber of Hell, to take place at World Without End!

wp, if you're not going to answer the question or share the concern, stay out of the thread. That goes for everyone else, too.

If I'm at home, I'll get what I can with my fingers. It just seems like it would be embarassing to do in public.

Just don't ride the horses.

Denver will re-sign Reggie Evans to a five-year deal that's said to be slightly below the MLE. Houston will sign Casey Jacobsen to a one-year, partially guaranteed deal.

He actually posts sporadically at NMB.

I filled up at $2.50 on Sunday, after filling up at $2.86 only about two weeks prior.

Done!

If you'll notice, I've changed the General/Old School folder slightly. It's simply called "General Wrestling" now, with the same basic guidelines. Also, from this point, all your fantasy booking/scenario threads should go in the General Wrestling folder.

Moved to General. If you don't like the thread, DON'T READ IT.

Yeah, this isn't an issue at all. If it makes him feel good to start the threads, let him knock himself out. If you don't want to talk about the show yet, don't, and let it sink down the page until it actually starts.

Moved to General/Old School.

He hasn't been a problem outside of NHB/Chocolate Socket recently. So, no. For now, at least. I am keeping an eye on him, though, rest assured.

Done!

Reject vs Jumbo

And just to add insult to injury, Greece puts up a whopping 47 points against Spain in the gold medal game. The same Spain team who was playing without Pau Gasol.

Kansas City - 20 Miami at Pittsburgh (3.5) Atlanta at Carolina (5.5) Baltimore at Tampa Bay (3.5) Buffalo at New England (8.5) Cincinnati at Kansas City (3.5) (3.5) Denver at St. Louis New Orleans at Cleveland (3.5) N.Y. Jets at Tennessee (3.5) (4.5) Philadelphia at Houston (6.5) Seattle at Detroit (3.5) Chicago at Green Bay Dallas at Jacksonville (2.5) San Francisco at Arizona (7.5) (3.5) Indianapolis at N.Y. Giants Minnesota at Washington (4.5) (3.5) San Diego at Oakland

The people have spoken.

Gasol will be out up to 3 months, which means he could miss at least the first month of the season.

So I have the replay of the OU/UAB game on in the background, and I noticed some woman in the crowd being loaded onto a stretcher. What happened?

[i]Renegade[/i] hits and Reject makes his way to the ring, to big boos. COLE And Reject set to be in action, right now! Let's go to Michael Buffer! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way down the aisle, hailing from New York City, weighing in at 235 pounds...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREJECT!!!!![/i] COACH Something that bothered me last week, Cole...Here Reject is, less than two months removed from nearly winning the World Heavyweight title, and not even on the card for AngleSlam! I talked to him earlier, and he's out to prove something! Reject gets ready in the ring, as [i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] hits and Jumbo makes his way to the ring. BUFFER [i]And his opponent...from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 440 pounds...JUMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] Jumbo slaps hands with the fans on his way down the aisle, then slides in, and Reject attacks immediately! *DING DING DING* Reject hammers away with forearm uppercuts in the corner, but Jumbo shrugs them off, and swings Reject back around in the corner, hammering with lefts and rights to the side of the head! COLE And Jumbo turning things around in a hurry! Jumbo whips Reject across the ring, and follows him across with an AVALANCHE~! Jumbo then backs up, and does a little dance, to the cheers of the crowd, then delivers a second AVALANCHE~! Jumbo the points into the air! COLE And Reject unable to get out of the blocks here, this could be over in a hurry! COACH I can't believe this, Cole! Jumbo sets Reject on the top rope, then climbs up to the second rope after him...when suddenly, three black men wearing colored shirts and overalls jump from the crowd, then slide into the ring and attack Jumbo! COLE Who the hell are those guys? The referee calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* Two of the men, one wearing a yellow shirt, and one a green shirt, grab Jumbo, and fall back with a double back suplex! Jumbo is in the dead-center of the ring, but despite this, the man in the red shirt effortlessly delivers a SOMERSAULT LEGDROP~!!!, drawing oohs and aahs, then rolls right to his feet! COACH WOW! COLE What HANGTIME on that move, but who is he??? The yellow-shirted man goes to the top next, as the other men floor Jumbo with a DOUBLE BICYCLE KICK~! The yellow-shirted man then leaps high into the air, doing a FULL FLIP, then hitting a SWANTON BOMB~! COACH I don't know WHO they are, Cole, but these guys are AMAZING! COLE And what next? The green-shirted man awaits on top, as the other two men pick up Jumbo, and Reject tosses the referee from the ring, then hits the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE EULOGY by Reject! The green-shirted man then leaps off the top, with a DOUBLE 450 SPLASH~!!! The crowd is stunned, as [i]Renegade[/i] plays and Reject and the three mystery men celebrate in the ring. COLE Well, Reject doesn't pick up the win, but he stands tall after the match, not without the help of these three guys who came out of nowhere! WHO ARE THEY?

Just wanted to emphasize this, as we do plan to start cracking down on this some more. If you insist on making an argument personal or being a dickhead, then do so in The Chocolate Socket (the former No Holds Barred), where there are no rules.

US beats Argentina 96-81 for the bronze, despite 50% shooting from the line. Dwyane Wade had 32 points. Pau Gasol won't play in the gold medal game today after suffering a broken metatarsal (foot) in their last game. No word yet on how much time he may miss in the season.