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Yeah, he did a pretty horrible job of presenting himself, but in principle, I agree with him somewhat. The story from the moment the 24-man roster was announced was about the class of '04 and how they didn't get run in Athens. Obviously LeBron and Wade shouldn't be left off, but if you've followed this all the way, it was obvious Carmelo Anthony was making the team whether he really fit in or not. But it turns out he has, so good for him. There's really no need to have Chris Bosh on the team, though, you could have given Arenas his spot.

nm. Go here

Re: geography I was just making sure I got most of the big/well known countries in there, I wasn't really paying attention to geography, per se. Had I put in 16 from each of those continents, some big countries would end up left out. Plus I couldn't have done the final I wanted.

Who was that guy, anyway? Was he one of the girls' dads?

...NASCAR?

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=2565022 I really don't know what to say about this move...as much as the Warrior's top guys are hurt, I don't see what difference a coaching change is going to make. I suppose if everyone stays healthy, they *might* have an outside shot at the 8th seed. Discuss.

The Suns will sign Jumaine Jones today.

Well, the US beat Germany today...by a score of 85-65, shooting only 37 percent. Needless to say, I'm now significantly less confident about our chances. There's no way they're beating Argentina of Spain shooting like that. They need another strong showing against Greece to change my mind.

Here's hoping that Kobe comes out on top one of these days. Have a good one!

Pssh. Who needs Richmond when you can have Billy Owens?

I've never seen the Sixer or Knick sets anywhere.

Remember, I want this in the ME slot. COLE But it's time right now for the rematch from AngleSlam! Let's go up to Michael Buffer! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, this is the MAIN EVENT of the evening! Tonight, the American team looks for revenge against the World Cup champions from Canada. It's a rematch of a classic tag match, from just four nights ago at AngleSlam. ARE YOU READY?[/i] *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Orlando, Florida...ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRE YYYYYYYYYOUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYY YYYYYYYYYYYYYY?????[/i] *crowd cheers louder* BUFFER [i]Then for the thousands in attendance here in Orlando, and the millions watching all around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] [quote][i]Tom Sawyer[/i] hits, and boos fill the arena as Felix Strutter and Ken Pantera walk through the curtains. BUFFER [i]Coming towards the ring at this time...at a total comined weight of 485 pounds! This past Sunday at AngleSlam, they made believers out of a lot of people, when they gained a win over their opponents tonight, to earn the title of best tag team in the WORLD! Ladies and gentlemen, here is TEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMM CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! First, hailing from Thunder Bay, Ontario..."AFTER HOURS" FFFFFFFFFFFFFELIXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUTTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR !!!!![/i] Strutter raises his arms in the air as the crowd boos. BUFFER [i]And his partner, hailing from Saskatoon, Saskatchewan...KEN PAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNTERAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] COLE Well, earlier tonight, you saw the interaction between Team Heyross and Alfdogg, where Alf told them he thought they had been disrespected by this team, and they needed to do something about it! COACH Well, I think Alf is wrong and I think Team Heyross is wrong! It's these two men right here, no two men have faced as much disrespect over the last month as these two! And I was included in that group, I'll admit, but once I saw the ability they had, I smartened up! And it looks like I'm alone in that, you can see all these morons still insist on booing! [i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and the crowd ERUPTS for Team Heyross, accompanied by Rick. COLE Team Heyross's official return to HeldDOWN~! BUFFER [i]And their opponents...at a combined weight of 485 pounds! They are accompanied by their manager, RICK HEYROSS! And tonight, they are out for vindication against their opponents! Ladies and gentlemen, here are CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSSS SSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] Team Heyross walk intently down the aisle, then slide into the ring and face their opposition...before slugfests ensue! *DING DING DING* COACH HERE WE GO! The brawl quickly spills to the outside, where Benjamin and Strutter slug it out on one side, while Moss and Pantera hammer away on the other. Strutter goes to the eyes of Benjamin, then rams his head into the ringpost, and rolls back into the ring. Benjamin slowly follows, as Pantera gets the better of Moss on the floor, then rams him in the back with a chair as the referee is watching the match on the inside! COLE And Pantera just used a chair on the outside, as this one's out of control early! Benjamin blocks an Irish whip attempt by Strutter, and pulls him in for a BELLY-TO-BELLY! The crowd is going CRAZY! COLE Great counter by Benjamin, and this crowd is really into this one! The crowd begins the chant as Pantera tosses Moss back into the ring. [color=blue]U-S-A![/color] [color=red]U-S-A![/color] [color=blue]U-S-A![/color] [color=red]U-S-A![/color] Strutter rolls right back out to the outside, and catches Benjamin as he comes out, hammering him with forearm blows, then shoving him back-first into the apron! In the ring, Pantera has set Moss on the top rope, and tries to follow him up, but Moss hammers away with right hands. Pantera staggers back, as Moss turns himself around on the top rope. Pantera comes in once again, and Moss rolls backwards over the back of Pantera and lands in the ring, then rams Pantera's head into the buckle! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Moss then sets Pantera on the top rope. COLE And now it's Moss going for something here... Moss climbs up to the second rope, hooks Pantera around the waist...and takes him off with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE And a BIG belly-to-belly by Charlie Moss! Moss yells out to the crowd, which roars its approval, then chants once again. [color=blue]U-S-A![/color] [color=red]U-S-A![/color] [color=blue]U-S-A![/color] [color=red]U-S-A![/color] Moss covers... 1... 2... But Strutter rolls in and drops an elbow to the back of his head! COACH Well folks, if you were expecting another scientific encounter in this one, you're going to be sorely disappointed! Benjamin knocks Strutter out of the ring, then the referee forces him to the outside. COLE And finally, it looks like the referee's going to restore a little order here! Meanwhile, Pantera has taken over on Moss, flooring him with a pumphandle slam! He hammers away with forearms to the back, knocking him towards the ropes. Irish whip, but Moss ducks a clothesline, then blind tags Benjamin. Pantera puts his head down, and Moss grabs him by the hair and yanks him backwards to the mat! Moss follows up with a back suplex! Strutter attempts to jump in the ring, but is quickly intercepted by Benjamin, who then ducks down and waits for Pantera to get to his feet, as the crowd starts to buzz. COACH Could be the Double Goozle coming here! Pantera gets to his feet, and Moss backs into the ropes, then comes back with a clothesline as Benjamin sweeps the leg! COLE DOUBLE GOOZLE~! Benjamin covers, but the referee is putting Moss out of the ring, and as he is, Strutter slides in with the chair and slams it across Benjamin's back! The crowd boos loudly. The referee comes around, as Pantera rolls over and covers Benjamin... 1... 2... Benjamin gets a foot on the rope! Pantera complains to the referee, then picks up Benjamin and lifts him in a PRESS SLAM, slamming him down to the mat, and making the cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Pantera delivers right hands to Benjamin on the ropes, then whips him across and catches him with a powerslam! Pantera does the safe signal with his arms, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Nope, it's not over yet! Pantera tosses Benjamin to the outside, then walks towards Moss as the referee tries to keep him back. This allows Strutter to measure Benjamin, and drop an elbow off the apron! COACH And a good job distracting the referee by Team Canada! Great teamwork! Strutter climbs back on the apron, as Pantera hops out and tosses Benjamin back inside, then tags in Strutter. Strutter picks up Benjamin, and delivers a double-arm DDT~! Strutter kneels for a second, then drives knees into Benjamin's back. He then picks up Benjamin once again, and delivers a gutwrench suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! COLE And Quentin Benjamin not quitting, he's hangin' in there! Strutter tags Pantera back in, and Pantera applies a bearhug! COACH Ken Pantera may make him right here, though! Pantera jerks Benjamin around, and Benjamin fades. The crowd rallies Benjamin: [color=blue]U-S-A![/color] [color=red]U-S-A![/color] [color=blue]U-S-A![/color] [color=red]U-S-A![/color] The referee lifts the arm... ONE!!! TWO!!! Benjamin holds through on the third lift! Benjamin gathers up strength, and delivers a right! Then a second! A third! COLE Pantera still holding on loosely! COACH And not letting go! He better squeeze tightly, or he'll lose control! COLE :headbang: Benjamin hooks an arm and ducks under and behind Pantera, then hooks the other arm, and delivers a TIGER SUPLEX~! COLE What a suplex! Ken Pantera folded up like an accordion! COACH And Quentin had better make a tag here! Benjamin scoots over towards his corner, but Strutter hops in and dives at Benjamin with a short dropkick! Moss hops into the ring and hammers Strutter, then delivers a kneelift, knocking him into the ropes. Moss charges at Strutter, but Strutter ducks and backdrops Moss to the floor! COLE And Charlie Moss to the outside now! As the referee attempts to usher Moss back to the corner, Pantera picks up Benjamin, and Team Canada delivers the PENALTY BOX~!!!!!11111 COACH That's it, if the referee gets back! The referee slides in, and tries to put Strutter out, allowing Moss to grab the chair and slide back in. COACH Turn around, ref!!! Moss smacks Pantera across the back with the chair! Moss then gets out of the ring, as Pantera and Benjamin are both out of it! Benjamin starts to stir, and starts to crawl towards Moss! Pantera finally comes to, and makes a tag to Strutter, who stops Benjamin JUST as he's about to make the tag! COACH How about that, Cole? Ken Pantera suffered a shot with a steel chair, and was still able to tag out in time for Felix Strutter to stop a tag on the other side! COLE The Canadians are tough, there's no question about it, and meanwhile Quentin Benjamin still not able to make a tag, you have to wonder how much longer he can hang on! Strutter whips Benjamin into the corner, but Benjamin comes out and catches Strutter with a SUPERKICK~! COLE But no! Benjamin STILL with fight left! Pantera jumps in, and gets hit with a double leg clothesline! Benjamin crawls over and TAGS MOSS! COLE And FINALLY a tag made! Moss hammers away on both men, then grabs their heads and rams them together! Pantera falls to the outside, as Moss delivers an STO BACKBREAKER~! to Strutter! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Strutter gets the shoulder up! Moss gets up, then runs across and knocks Pantera to the floor with a baseball slide! Moss then follows him and hammers away, as Benjamin pulls himself to his feet on the apron. Strutter gets up, backs into the ropes, and lands on Moss and Pantera with a CORKSCREW PLANCHA~!!! COACH WHOA~! COLE Spectacular move by Felix Strutter! COACH Look at Quentin! Quentin has climbed to the top rope backwards, as all three men get up and hammer it out, and Benjamin floors everyone with a MOONSAULT~! COLE And Benjamin flies! All four men are out on the floor, as the crowd chants once again. [color=blue]U-S-A![/color] [color=red]U-S-A![/color] [color=blue]U-S-A![/color] [color=red]U-S-A![/color] Strutter and Moss get up, and Moss follows Strutter into the ring. As Pantera hammers Benjamin on the floor, Strutter trips up Moss with a drop toe hold, then spins around and applies an STF~! COACH WOW! COLE STF out of nowhere, applied by Felix Strutter! Moss reaches for the ropes, as Pantera grabs the chair on the floor. As Pantera winds up with the chair, the referee quickly hops out and jumps off the apron, forcing the chair away from Pantera! He tosses the chair back and argues with Pantera, where Benjamin grabs it, then rolls into the ring and DRILLS Strutter with it! COLE And a chair shot for Felix Strutter! Benjamin goes to the outside, as Moss gets to his feet...and lifts Strutter onto his shoulders! The crowd is going NUTS! COLE They're setting him up for the big finish! Benjamin goes to the top as Moss gets Strutter positioned...and hits the SUPER ROCKER DROPPER~!!!!!11111 COLE That's it~! Team Heyross will have their vengeance! Benjamin covers, as the referee slides back in... 1... 2... ... but Rick Heyross PULLS THE REFEREE OUT????? COLE Wait a minute! Heyross rams the referee into the steel steps! COACH What the hell's going on here? As Moss rams Pantera into the ringpost outside, Benjamin gets up, and looks at Heyross, who is now scared shitless. Benjamin holds his arms out, as if to say "what the fuck", then jumps out of the ring. Heyross takes off running, and Benjamin gives chase! Once Heyross gets all the way around the ring, Benjamin catches up and grabs him from behind by the coat! COLE And Quentin Benjamin with that BACKSTABBING Heyross in his grip! Heyross tries to beg off, but Benjamin is having none of it, as he tosses Heyross into the ring, where he lands at the feet of Charlie Moss. Pantera is just coming to on the floor, as Moss picks up Heyross, and lifts him on his shoulders! COACH Oh, no! COLE Get up there, Quentin, I don't know how long Charlie can hold that weight! As Moss turns around, Pantera jams the chair into his ribs, and Heyross slides off and out of the ring. Benjamin hops down and catches a shot RIGHT to the dome, leaving him out cold! COACH Wow, what a shot Quentin took! Moss then takes a shot to the back! COLE What the hell is going on here? Has Heyross been in cahoots with the Canadians all along? Pantera applies the FULL NELSON~!!! to Moss, as ALFDOGG makes his way down the aisle, to ENORMOUS cheers! COLE Well, maybe Alf will straighten this all out! Here comes the former champ! Alf stands right behind Heyross, who turns around, then quickly backs out of Alf's way! Alf then hops on the apron, and Pantera spots him. Pantera releases Moss and tosses him out of the ring, as Alf goes to the top rope. Pantera stands over Strutter with the chair. COLE Only two men standing, and it's Alf and Ken Pantera! COACH Yeah, but what's Alf going to do while Pantera's there with that chair? Alf stands on the top rope and stares down Pantera for a few seconds, then flies off with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 ...ON QUENTIN BENJAMIN????? COLE & COACH :o Alf gets up and looks down at Benjamin, smirking, as the crowd begins to boo loudly. COACH CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? Alf looks at Pantera once again, and Pantera raises his hand in the air. Alf walks over and slaps Pantera's hand. COLE OH MY GOD. Pantera places Strutter on top of Benjamin as Alf goes outside, where Rick Heyross is shown with a wide-eyed, open-mouthed smile. Alf tosses the referee inside, and he lands right next to Strutter, and counts... 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMM CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANADAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] COLE Team Canada...Rick Heyross...Alfdogg...what are we seeing here? Heyross climbs into the ring, still with the look on his face, and stands before Alf, sticking his hand out. Alf looks at him for a second, before grinning and ACCEPTING THE HANDSHAKE! COLE Alfdogg is SHAKING HANDS WITH RICK HEYROSS! COACH Did you EVER think you'd see that, Cole? COLE I...I don't know what else to say. Pantera tosses Moss into the ring, and Strutter holds him back on his knees, as Alf lays in punches. The crowd has begun to throw debris into the ring. Alf stops briefly, and starts slapping Moss around and talking shit...until BROCK AUSSTIN makes his way out to the ring! COLE HERE COMES BROCK~!!! Brock slides in, and delivers a BIG clothesline to Felix Strutter! However, Pantera immediately pounces, nailing Brock with the chair! COACH Hey Cole, I just thought of something! You don't suppose earlier, when Brock was out in the locker room... COLE ...one can only assume that it was Alf who assaulted Brock in his locker room. COACH Because Team Heyross had just left that locker room, and Alf was going towards them... Alf reaches into his pants, and pulls out a lead pipe! COLE Look at that enormous pipe Alf just pulled from his pants! COACH Well, I'm sure THAT'S going to go over well with the censors! COLE NO, I mean the LEAD pipe, fuckface! COACH :( Pantera holds Brock back, as Alf walks towards him with the pipe, and brings it right across the top of his head! Brock is out like a light! COLE And that must have been the weapon of choice for Alf in the assault! Pantera applies the FULL NELSON~!!! to the unconscious Brock, as Alf slaps him around. Pantera tosses him to the mat. Strutter delivers the THUNDER BAY THROTTLE~!!! to Benjamin, then all four men celebrate. COLE This is unbelievable! Alfdogg has deceived Team Heyross here tonight...hell, he's deceived his entire country! Alf, Team Canada, and Heyross join and raise hands by the ropes as [i]Magnum Opus[/i] plays. COLE Hopefully we get some sort of explanation on this next week, because this country damn sure deserves one! For the Coach, I'm Michael Cole, we'll see you next week! BURN IN HELL, ALF! The crowd continues to shower the men with debris, as we... [b]FADE TO BLACK[/b]

Italian sausage and pepperoni with extra cheese. Sometimes with pineapple. EDIT: OK, I misinterpreted. I thought we were posting our favorite pizza, instead of what our own specially-made pizza would have on it. I'll think about this one and get back later.

haha, Squirtle!

Too many empty calories. I would reccomend Iams weight control dog chow, canned food in beef or hickory flavor or some milk bones. If you want to get real fancy than show off some kind of exotic rawhide bones or Kibbles & Chunks. This is healthier for you and you also won't have to worry about going really crazy and bouncing off the walls. You're too old to be eating Pup-peronis anyway not that there's ever an age where someone should be eating Pup-peronis in the first place. It's time to grow up.

Hey. Since the Otaku/Brock match is apparently taking place on HD, according to MMoM, I need you to put that match as early as possible. I'm sure NYU will want the opening segment, so if you can, put the match right after. Then this segment should go right after that one. Cut backstage, where Rick Heyross, Charlie Moss, and Quentin Benjamin have just emerged from their locker room. The crowd cheers upon seeing the team. HEYROSS So, Sunday's been swept under the rug, then? MOSS Hey...don't worry about it! BENJAMIN Yeah, we'll have another chance someday. Suddenly, Heyross stops dead in his tracks, then Moss and Benjamin step in front of him and get in fighting stance. The camera pans over to show Alfdogg, who shrugs his shoulders as the fans go crazy. ALF What? BENJAMIN What do you want? ALF I just swung by to tell you guys that put up a great fight last night, and I know you've made this country proud! The crowd in the arena gives a standing ovation, as Benjamin and Moss look around, hearing the ovation from the arena. Benjamin cracks a smile briefly, then quickly jerks his head back. BENJAMIN You up to something? ALF Of course not. I also heard a little rumor that you two might find interesting. MOSS Yeah, what is it? ALF I just happened to see those two Canadian boys walking around a minute ago. You know, they've really disrespected you two throughout this thing. And word is, they're in negotiations with Bill Watts. They could be cleared to go tonight. *crowd cheers* BENJAMIN So what are you sayin'? ALF I'm sayin' that tonight, you two give them their welcome, officially, to the OAOAST! Go get the respect you deserve...the respect this COUNTRY deserves! *crowd cheers* Moss and Benjamin look at each other, grin, and nod their heads in agreement. MOSS That sounds like a plan. BENJAMIN Let's go do it! Moss and Benjamin walk around Alf, continuing in the direction they were walking. Rick Heyross quickly scoots around Alf as the crowd laughs. Alf then continues walking. These next two segments should go as close to each other as possible. I'm honestly not sure which would make more sense go first, so just surprise me. *Cut to Bill Watts' office, where Felix Strutter and Ken Pantera are sitting at his desk. Suddenly, there's a knock at the door.* WATTS Come in! Team Heyross walks in along with Rick. WATTS Charlie Moss, Quentin Benjamin, what brings you boys here? BENJAMIN With all due respect, Mr. Watts, the only boys in this room are sitting, not standing, in front of your desk. Upon hearing this, Strutter and Pantera rise from their seats. PANTERA Yeah, these "boys" are working out a contract with the OAOAST. We've been promised better competition, than the women we faced this Sunday. Benjamin and Moss step in closer. STRUTTER That's right, the best tag team in the world, coming right here to the OAOAST! How does it feel? BENJAMIN Why don't we find out how it feels later tonight? MOSS That's why we came here, Mr. Watts. We want a rematch with these chumps, right here tonight! *crowd ROARS* Watts looks up at Strutter and Pantera. WATTS You boys OK with this, your first night on the job? Strutter looks down at Watts. STRUTTER Yeah...(looks back up at Benjamin)...no problem! PANTERA Yeah, we could always use a little warm-up! Team Heyross gets face-to-face with the Canadians to close out the segment. COLE Folks, earlier tonight, you saw Brock Ausstin regain the OAOAST Heartland title from his fierce rival, Otaku II. What a grueling match it was, a hard fought battle on both sides. Let's go back to Josh Matthews, who has caught up with the new champion! JOSH Thanks Michael, I'm right outside the Heyross locker room door, ready to interview Brock Ausstin, who earlier tonight, became the OAOAST Heartland champion for the second time! Let's go in and get a word with Brock, right now! Josh knocks on the door. JOSH Brock? Brock, it's Josh Matthews, can I come in? Josh slowly opens the door and walks in. JOSH Brock, congrtulations on regaining the Heartla... Josh stops, looking down to see Brock face-down unconscious on the floor! Josh takes a step back, then leans out the door and sees a security guard. JOSH Get help, quick! Oh man...*scratches head* ...Michael, let's just go back out to you for right now. COLE Unbelievable, who could have done this, Coach? COACH I don't know, but I've never seen Brock down like that before! COLE Hopefully that security guard isn't as useless as most of the other rent-a-cops in these arenas, and they're getting Brock some help!

Hoff must have choked to death on the SECKS HAM~ or something.

*In very Cheers-esque fashion, Alf holds the CLOSED sign and stares at it before hanging it on the thread and departing*

*Hoff is distracted long enough for Alf to deliver a BELTSHOT~*

Send everything to Tony149. OAOAST World title Alfdogg © vs Drek Stone - Alf RECEIVED Tag Team World Cup Semifinals Canada vs Jamaica - Alf RECEIVED USA vs Lithuania - Alf RECEIVED Finals - Alf RECEIVED OAOAST Heartland title Otaku II © vs Brock Ausstin - MMoM FIRST-TIME EVER INTERPROMOTIONAL DREAM MATCH OAOAST 24/7 Championship Landon "La Cucaracha" Maddix © vs. Leon Rodez - KC RECEIVED OAOAST World tag team title The Heavenly Rockers © vs. Black T vs. The Sooner Bruisers - Tony RECEIVED HI-YAH Tag Team Championship D*LUX © vs. The GPX - KC RECEIVED No Rules Necessary Zack Malibu vs Bruce Blank - Bruce or Zack (co-write). RECEIVED "I Quit" Steel Cage Match Tha Puerto Rican vs Thunderkid - EWC Miami Mayhem Match Peter Knight vs. Longdogger Pete - LDP RECEIVED

Just so you guys know, PRL's going to feud with Drek next month. I should have mentioned this sooner, I hope this doesn't mess up anyone else's plans.

US beats Australia 113-73, and advances to play Germany, who only managed a 1-point win against Nigeria. Also, Turkey over Slovenia, Spain over Serbia/Montenegro, Lithuania over Italy, and Argentina over New Zealand. The other two games are coming up soon.

hogan did the ultimate put-over at wm6, lolz

Wagner was out of the league last season, he played the previous three seasons for Cleveland (drafted 6th overall in 2002). He was a really good scorer when he was on the court, but he had injuries early on, and only played in 11 games in 04-05 due to various illnesses. The Cavs didn't exercise their option on him, and it got so bad that he had to have his colon removed during that offseason. I hope he gets back, I think he can be a great player.

*cue graphic* The crowd goes CRAZY as the graphic appears on the screen. COLE And it's time for the main event of the night! COACH Oh, man...it's go time, baby! Time for Drek Stone to return to his rightful place atop the OAOAST! COLE We'll find out! Let's go to Michael Buffer! *DING DING DING* BUFFER LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen, it is now time for the main event of the evening! Tonight, a dream encounter, between two of the OAOAST's most decorated and colorful figures of all-time, for the Heavyweight championship of the WORLD! ARE YOU READY? *crowd cheers* BUFFER [i]Miami, Florida...ARRRRRRRRRE YYYYYYYOU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREAD YYYYYYYYYYYYY?????[/i] *crowd cheers louder* BUFFER [i]Then for the thousands in attendance here in Miami, and the millions and millions watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] *fireworks go off in the arena as the crowd cheers, then [i]Woke up This Morning[/i] hits and Drek Stone strides out into a sea of boos.* COACH This is it, Cole! BUFFER [i]Making his way down the aisle, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing in at 235 pounds! He is arguably the most controversial figure in OAOAST history! And tonight, after nearly a year and a half, he looks to reclaim his spot atop the mountain. Ladies and gentlemen, the challenger, himself a FORMER Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRLD..."RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRECKLESSSSSSSSSSSS" DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREK SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE EEE!!!!![/i] COLE Drek Stone, who lost the OAOAST World title nearly 17 months ago at AngleMania IV. This is his first shot at the belt since that event! COACH And the ironic part is that he lost the belt to Axel, who then lost it to Hoff! And those three are very close associates now! Drek slowly walks to the ring, and climbs in, giving shit to various fans. He pounds his chest, and fireworks explode from all four corners. He then raises his arms in the air, as the music dies down, and [i]Magnum Opus: Father Padilla Meets the Perfect Gnat/Howling at the Moon[/i] hits and Alfdogg makes his way to the ring, getting a loud ovation. BUFFER [i]His opponent...weighing in at 240 pounds...he is the defending TWO-TIME Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLD...ALFDOGG![/i] Alf makes his way to the ring, and climbs in and poses on the buckles. He then hops down, and hands his belt to the referee, then meets Drek in mid-ring as the referee explains the rules. COACH Alf, you've just taken that belt off for the last time! The referee holds the belt up, then calls for the bell. *DING DING DING* The fans cheer for a few seconds, then take in the staredown. COLE Alf's really been looking forward to this, after some of the heinous acts pulled by Drek Stone over the last few weeks! Alf and Drek spend a few seconds talking trash to each other, then back off and circle the ring. Camera flashes go off as the two tie up, and Drek backs Alf into a corner. The referee counts for a break, and Drek releases, then shoves Alf in the chest. COACH That's it, let him know who the man is! They go in for another tieup, and Drek takes Alf down with a fireman's carry! However, Alf reaches up with the legs and grabs Drek in a headscissors! Drek struggles for a few seconds, then kips up to escape! Drek walks around the ring arrogantly as the crowd boos. Alf gets up, and a third tie-up is made, with Alf going behind, and taking Drek up, then down to the mat with a rear waistlock. Alf rides Drek for a bit, then Drek gets to his feet and switches! COLE And a nice standing switch by Drek, as he's looked sharp early on! Drek hangs on to Alf, as Alf walks around the ring, then moves towards the ropes and takes Drek through the middle to the floor! COLE But a nice escape by Alf! Drek smacks the ground in anger (~!), as Alf motions for him to come back into the ring. Drek gets up and slides back in the ring, then moves the referee aside and smacks Alf right in the face! COLE And tempers flaring already! Alf backs Drek into a corner, and Drek ducks through the ropes as the referee backs Alf off. The referee turns and admonishes Drek, then Drek ties up with Alf again. He wrings Alf's arm, but Alf quickly reverses. Drek drops down and takes Alf to the mat with a drop toehold! Drek then hops forward and grabs a side headlock. However, as he forces Alf down to the mat, Alf manages to slip free and chicken wing his arm on the mat! COACH Well, they're keeping it clean early on, Cole, but I don't think it'll last long. COLE I don't think so, either. Alf lets Drek up, and backs him into the ropes. Drek reverses an Irish whip, and ducks down, allowing Alf to execute a sunset flip! 1... 2.. Kickout! Drek charges Alf, and is taken over in an armdrag! COLE And Alf looking like the better technician early on! COACH And the last part of that sentence is the key, Cole, early on! Drek gets to his feet, and delivers an elbow to the side of Alf's face! He then goes to the ropes, and takes Alf down with a shouldercheck. Alf flips over as Drek goes to the ropes, then gets up and leapfrogs Drek, before dropping down and catching him with a monkey flip! Alf then gets up, measures Drek, and clotheslines him to the floor! COLE And Alf taking the early advantage in the main event of AngleSlam! Drek takes a seven-count, then climbs back into the ring. He comes back and shoves Alf once again, then Alf pays him back with a slap in the face of his own! COLE Alf returning the favor from earlier in the match! Alf then rolls up Drek from behind... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf immediately grabs Drek's arm and bars it. COACH And you notice Alf still keeping it wrestling here, despite Drek's antics, and I think he's being smart. Normally I'd have a hard time betting against Alf in a fight, but I don't think he wants a fight with Drek Stone! Drek gets to his feet and back Alf into the ropes. He pushes Alf off, and Alf ducks a clothesline. Drek drops down, then hops up, backs into the ropes, and catches Alf with a high knee! COLE And a great flying knee from Drek Stone! Drek gets up slowly and stomps away at Alf, stomping him all the way to the side of the ring until he falls off the apron. Drek follows him out, and delivers some more stomps, before picking up Alf and ramming his back into the STEEL~! post! COACH And is Drek dangerous on that floor! Drek rolls Alf back inside, then picks him up and drills him with a backbreaker! He then rolls Alf over, and applies a Camel Clutch! COLE Submission hold applied by Drek Stone! Drek wrenches back as Alf tells the referee no. Drek the pulls the hair and talks trash to Alf as the referee admonishes him. Drek pulls back, then pulls the hair once again, as Alf starts to get his knees under him! COLE But Alf coming out of this! As Alf gets to his feet, Drek changes to a chinlock, but Alf delivers an elbow to the gut! A second! A third! Alf goes to the ropes, and ducks a clothesline, but Drek catches him coming back, then plants him with a SIDE EFFECT~! COACH Great move, Drek! COLE A cover! 1... 2... Kickout! Drek backs Alf into a corner, but Alf reverses an Irish whip. Drek hops up to the second buckle, and comes back with a bodypress...but Alf rolls through! COLE Alf on top! 1... 2... Kickout! Drek quickly drops an elbow to the back of Alf, then picks him up, and dropkicks him, causing Alf to go through the ropes and through the floor! COLE And it's the challenger, Drek Stone, in control of this match for the World Heavyweight title! Alf gets back on the apron, and Drek grabs him. Drek attempts to suplex Alf back in, but Alf slips behind the back and grabs him! Drek quickly goes behind, and hits a German suplex! 1... 2... NO! Kickout! COLE And Drek INCHES away from regaining the title right there! Drek picks up Alf, and delivers a bodyslam, followed by a fistdrop! Then a second, and a cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Drek picks up Alf, and backs him into the ropes. Alf reverses the whip, and goes for a tilt-a-whirl, but Drek comes down on his feet, then scoops up Alf, and plants him with a TOMBSTONE~! COACH YEAH! You've got him, Drek! COLE What's Drek doing, he should be covering right now! Not that I'm complaining! COACH You just do your job as an announcer, Cole, and don't play favorites! COLE Well, what were you just doing? Meanwhile, Drek comes off the top for a SOMERSAULT LEGDROP~!!! ...but Alf rolls out of the way! COLE And nobody home! Both men take some time to get up, and when they do, they begin to trade punches. Alf gets the better of the exchange, but Drek goes to the eyes. Drek backs into the ropes, and Alf catches him with a AA SPINEBUSTER~! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf follows up with a snap suplex, followed by a snap legdrop! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Alf picks up Drek, and executes a fisherman's suplex! 1... 2... Kickout! COLE Alf on a roll, and Drek back into the corner! Alf climbs to the second buckle, and holds his fist out. The crowd pops, then counts along as Alf hammers away... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Drek drops down and rolls out of the ring as Alf is restrained by the referee. Alf then backs into the ropes, and comes back with a HANDS-FREE SOMERSAULT PLANCHA~! COLE Alf FLYING to the outside! COACH Oh, come on, Drek! Alf hammers away at Drek on the floor, then gets up and raises his arms in the air, as the crowd goes crazy. Alf throws Drek back in, and plants him with a piledriver! COACH Oh, no... COLE Cover, Alf! 1... 2... NO! Drek kicks out! COACH Whew! Alf picks up Drek, but Drek gets to the ropes...then raises his leg and delivers a LOW BLOW~! COLE Cheap shot by Drek, and the referee obviously blind to that one! Drek picks up Alf's legs, and locks in a TEXAS CLOVERLEAF! COLE Drek with the Cloverleaf, his primary submission move! Alf struggles to the ropes, but Drek pulls him back out to the middle! COACH OH YEAH! This one's in the bag! Drek cranks back on it, as Alf screams in pain, but refuses to give it up! COLE But Alf showing a champion's resolve, refusing to give up! Alf crawls very slowly, and with a hard reach, grabs the bottom rope! COLE And he made the ropes! The referee counts, and Drek finally releases the hold. Drek then picks up Alf, and whips him into a corner...but meets Alf's feet! Alf comes out of the corner with a bulldog! Alf then goes up top! COACH NO! COLE HERE IT COMES!!! Alf gets to the top rope, as the crowd gets to his feet, and comes off...and as Drek rolls out of the way, Alf does a somersault on the mat, ala Eddie Guerrero. Alf ducks a clothesline, and hits Drek with a SUPERKICK~!!! Cover... 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! COACH And how about Drek's resolve? COLE You've got it hand it to Drek, you've got to hand it to both these great competitors! We're witnessing a classic here, folks! Alf picks up Drek and sets him up on the top rope. Alf climbs up to the top rope after him, then lifts him up, and delivers a SUPERPLEX~! COLE Cover! 1... 2... NO!!! Shoulder up! Alf makes his way over to the corner, and starts untying the buckle! COLE Oh, look at this! COACH Come on, referee, stop this! COLE Alf may be getting a little desperate here! Alf picks up Drek, and carries him over to the buckle, but the referee steps in the way! Alf stops, and shoves the referee out of the way! COACH Come on, disqualify him...wait, no! Don't! COLE That's right, Alf would keep the title on a DQ! Drek comes up from behind, and with both hands rams Alf face-first into the unexposed steel! COACH There you go! The referee comes around, as Drek crawls over and covers Alf... 1... 2... NO! Alf gets his shoulder up! COLE And Alf has been busted open! Drek gets up, and as Alf follows him up, Drek hammers away on the would with rights, eventually knocking Alf right back to the mat! Alf rolls into a corner, and Drek climbs to the outside and drags him to the edge of the apron, laying in elbows to the sternum! Drek then drags Alf to the outside, picking him up and dropping him sternum-first on the railing! Drek rolls back in, and waits for Alf to climb back in. The referee lays a count on, as Alf pulls himself back to the apron. Drek stops the count, then backs off, allowing Alf to come back in. When Alf gets to his feet, Drek pulls his legs out from under him, and applies a SHARPSHOOTER~!!! COLE And Drek taking a page out of Alf's book, applying the SHARPSHOOTER! Alf screams in pain, as he tries to drag himself to the ropes. The referee asks if he wants to give it up, and Alf says no. Alf pushes himself up, and crawls his way towards the ropes...but Drek pulls him back out to the center! COACH Oh, wouldn't this be great if Drek beat Alf with one of his own best holds? COLE To you. Alf crawls once again, and makes the ropes! The referee breaks. Drek pulls Alf out to apply it again, bending down to talk a little trash, when suddenly, Alf delivers an uppercut, knocking Drek on his back, then Alf sits up while still holding onto Drek's left leg, and applies his own SHARPSHOOTER~!!! COLE And what a reversal by Alf, and now it's Drek caught in the SHARPSHOOTER! COACH Come on, Drek, get to those ropes! Drek pulls himself to the ropes, inches away...and Alf drags him out to the middle! COLE This has got to be it! COACH No way! Drek's not a quitter, Cole! Drek screams in pain, but struggles once again, this time reaching the ropes! The referee counts, and Alf breaks JUST before the five-count. COACH WOW. This is one hell of a main event here on AngleSlam! Alf then climbs to the outside, and drags Drek to the corner. COACH Oh, wait a minute! Get out of there, Drek! Alf signals to the crowd, then crosses Drek's legs up, and climbs up, dropping down for the RINGPOST FIGURE-FOUR~!!! COLE Imagine the pain that must be going through Drek's body! The referee climbs to the outside, and counts Alf, who again waits right until the last second to break. Alf climbs back in after Drek, who pulls himself into the opposite corner. Alf grabs Drek, and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY OVERHEAD~! COLE And Alf setting Drek up here! Alf picks up Drek slowly, and delivers a T-BONE SUPLEX~!! Alf then waits for Drek to get up, and scoops up Drek for a slam, but Drek slips behind...and delivers the RECKER~!!!!!11111 COACH YES!!! COLE Drek with the RECKER~! This could be it! 1... 2... COLE KICK OUT, Alf! 3!!! COACH YES~!!! COLE NO~!!! COACH NO??? COLE Alf got his shoulder up! I can't believe it! This match continues! Both men are out of it on the mat, though, so the referee starts up his count. ONE!!! TWO!!! THREE!!! FOUR!!! FIVE!!! SIX!!! SEVEN!!! EIGHT!!! Alf and Drek both sit up simultaneously, and start exchanging fists. Drek gets the better of the exchange, knocking Alf to the mat with a big European uppercut! Drek then picks up Alf, setting up for a powerbomb...but Alf slips out in front...and delivers a IMPLANT DDT~! to Drek! COLE Alf scoring with Drek's own move! Cover him! COACH Kick out! 1... 2... 3!!! NO!!! Drek gets his shoulder up at the LAST split-second! COACH Oh, man! Someone get me some water! Alf slams his hands on the mat, then slowly gets to his feet. As Drek gets to his feet, Alf picks him up, and delivers the WHIPLASH~!!! Alf then points to the top, and staggers to the corner. COLE And Alf going to try it again! Alf climbs to the top, as Drek makes no effort to move... ...and comes off for the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 ...but Drek gets the knees up, and Alf rolls to the other side of the ring! COLE But Drek survives once again! Alf holds his midsection as Drek slowly gets to his feet and makes his way towards him. Alf gets to his feet in the corner, and Drek goes for an Irish whip. Alf blocks and wrings the arm, then lifts him up on his shoulders for the WHIPLASH~!!! ...however, Drek slides behind the back, spins Alf around...and hits the STONECUTTER~!!!!!11111 COACH YES~!!! COVER! COLE DREK WITH THE STONECUTTER~! 1... 2... COLE Come on, Alf! [b]3~!!![/b] *DING DING DING* COLE DAMMIT! COACH OHHHHH YYYYEAH!!!!! COLE Drek Stone has regained the OAOAST World championship! BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...and NNNNNNNNNEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW OAOAST Heavyweight champion of the WORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLD..."RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRECKLESSSSSSSSSSSS" DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREK SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNEEEEE EEE!!!!![/i] COACH Say it again, Cole, say it again! COLE ...Drek Stone has won the OAOAST World Heavyweight championship for the second time. Drek Stone gets to his knees as the referee hands him the belt, then stands to his feet, and holds the belt up in one hand, with a smirk on his face, as the referee raises his hand. Alf rolls from the ring and makes his way to the back. COLE Alf had a great run. He fought a great fight tonight! But finally, someone got one over on him, and it's Drek Stone, for the second time, the OAOAST champion. COACH You want some cheese with that whine, Cole? Face it, Drek Stone was the better man! Drek Stone was due for this moment! And it's here! Deal with it! Hoff slides in and congratulates Drek, as Axel, clad in a snazzy suit, steps through the ropes clapping his hands. Balloons and confetti - red, white, and green - fall from the ceiling, as Hoff and Axel raise Drek up on their shoulders, and show him to all the sides, as Drek holds his arms out with the belt, still with that arrogant smirk on his face. They then set him down, and he makes his way to the buckles. COLE What's next for Drek Stone? What's next for Alfdogg, and for that matter, what's next for the OAOAST? We'll find out starting this Thursday. For the Coach, I'm Michael Cole, we'll see you this Thursday on HeldDOWN~! Drek climbs on the buckle, and holds his arms out, with the belt in his right hand. He looks down at the camera, and shows the belt to it, then holds up the #1 sign with his finger as we: [b]FADE TO BLACK[/b]