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I'm working on the rest of my stuff now.

Meanwhile, the Kings trail the Suns by 48 points at the end of three. They were outscored 40-19 in the first, and 30-12 in the third.

61 for Kobe, and now the Knicks get LeBron on Wednesday.

Leave me a spot for one more HD moment, and my DA segment.

Cut to the inside of the Staples' Center, and zoom up to all of the Lakers' banners and retired jerseys. Alfdogg is sitting in a chair in the catwalk above. ALFDOGG So you want to know my favorite HeldDOWN~! moment? Well, it's pretty obvious, it's got to be the night I took the OAOAST World title for the first time against Caboose, July 22, 2002! [quote]JR: This is it, the moment we've all been waiting for. Ladies and gentlemen at home, set your VCRs, because after tonight you may never see either of these men again! "Loser Leaves" OAOAT World Title Match Caboose © vs. alfdogg Finkel: The following contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the OAOAT World Championship! Introducing first, from San Antonio, Texas, your guest referee, Tony, The Boooodyyyyy! Tony “The Body” enters the ring and gets a mixed reaction, though as usual, there are more cheers than boos. “This Means War” hits and Caboose comes down from the rafters, for the last time. Unlike his usual boos, the crowd cheers for Caboose’s last appearance in OAOAT. Finkel: Making his last appearance in OAOAT, from Derby, England, he is your defending champion, weighing in at 215 lbs, Caaaaaaaboose! The cheers turn to boos as “The Wall” hits and alfdogg makes his way to ringside. Finkel: The challenger, from Anderson, Indiana, weighing in at 250 lbs, alfdoooog! The bell rings and the two, once allies, are at each other’s throats. Tony forces them to break it up, and Caboose responds by superkicking alfdogg square in the jaw and covering for 1…alfdogg kicks out. The two brawl to the corner, and alfdogg drives his shoulder into Caboose’s gut. He goes up for a ten-punch, but Caboose pulls him off and powerbombs him. Alfdogg is up, but Caboose runs off the ropes and USES THE KNEE~! for 1…alfdogg kicks out again at one. Caboose goes for another superkick, but alfdogg ducks and rushes the other leg, bringing Caboose down. He then starts punching Caboose until Tony makes him break it up. He then delivers a standing Alfsault to Caboose and covers for 1…2…Caboose kicks out and rolls out of the ring. Alfdogg rolls out after him, but Caboose was planning on that, and grabs him and drops him onto the guard-rail. Caboose hops onto the ring-apron, and dives off in an elbow drop, driving his elbow into alfdogg’s kidney. Alfdogg falls off the guard rail, but when Caboose picks him up, alfdogg hits him with a hidden pair of nunchucks! From his angle, Tony didn’t see the ‘chucks, but after alfdogg whips Caboose into the ring steps, Tony tells alfdogg to bring it in. Alfdogg gives Caboose a Russian legs-weep into the ring steps, then rolls him back in and covers for 1…2…Caboose kicks out again! The crowd starts to get behind Caboose, as alfdogg gives Caboose the THREE ALFPLEXES OF DOOM~! He hits the release dragon and belly to belly with ease, but when setting up Caboose for the T-Bone, Caboose fights his way out of it and pulls alfdogg down into an inside cradle for 1…2…alfdogg kicks out! Caboose grabs alfdogg, and gives him a One Way Ticket, then climbs to the top turnbuckle and hits a Lo’ Down and covers for 1…2…2.5..alfdogg kicks out again! Caboose picks alfdogg up for a capture suplex, but alfdogg gives him an enzuigiri, and stomps away at the kidney. Alfdogg gives Caboose a spinning backbreaker, then puts on a surfboard submission hold. Just as it seems Caboose is about to tap, he makes it to the ropes! Tony forces alfdogg to break the hold, and as Caboose gets up he’s holding his side. Alfdogg gives Caboose the Super Tombstone Piledriver, and cover for 1…2...as Tony’s hand is about to come down for the three, cobainwasmurdered appears out of the crowd and pulls Tony out of the ring, and lays him out with a tire iron shot! Cobainwasmurdered then rolls into the ring and Conspiracy Bombs alfdogg and places Caboose on top as another referee runs down to make the count. 1…2…alfdogg kicks out! Outside the ring, cobainwasmurdered can be seen briefly talking trash to Tony and spitting in his face before hopping the guard-rail and disappearing. Back in the ring, Caboose hits the End of the Line, and covers for 1…2…alfdogg kicks out again! Caboose picks up alfdogg, but alfdogg shoves him into the referee and locks in an abdominal stretch for about twenty seconds to make it harder for Caboose to recover for the time being. With the ref down, alfdogg leaves the ring to get the nunchucks, and goes to strike Caboose, but Caboose rolls out of the way, and onto the floor, grabbing the title and, holding his side, attempting to leave up the ramp. About halfway up the ramp, Caboose turns to see if alfdogg is chasing him, but alfdogg is standing in the ring with a grain on his face. Caboose turns around and walks right into a Messiah Bomb from a waiting Sandman9000! The boos are thunderous as Sandman drags Caboose and tosses him back into the ring. Alfdogg covers, but Sandman can’t revive the ref. All eyes are on the entrance ramp as “Cowboy” Bill Watts himself, in a striped shirt, comes down to force Sandman to leave ring-side. Watts gets in the ring, but by now Caboose is recovered, and hits a missile dropkick on alfdogg and covers for 1…2…alfdogg kicks out! Both men are down, and Watts begins a standing ten-count. Alfdogg is first to his feet, and catches Caboose with an Ol’ Skool Arn Anderson-style Spinebuster and goes up for the Five-Star Alf Splash, but Caboose barely manages to roll out of the way! Caboose goes for a DDT, and covers, but alfdogg gets his foot on the ropes. Alfdogg gives Caboose a shot to the kidney, and hooks him in the Perfect Plex. Watts gives a fast count, 1..2..but Caboose still manages to kick out in the nick of time! Caboose argues with Watts about the count, but the crowd is on their feet as he sets up alfdogg for the Emerald Fusion. To get out, alfdogg gives Caboose a blatant low blow, which Watts allows, then goes up top and hits the Five Star Alf Splash and Watts gives another fast count. 1..2..3! Watts picks up the title, holds alfdogg’s hands high, and awards it to him. The arena is filled with deafening boos as Watts kicks Caboose until he rolls out of the ring, where he is met by security officers who force him out of the arena. He gets one last look at the camera and, with tears in his eyes, mouths goodbye, until he’s finally thrown out. The crowd hasn’t relented their booing of alfdogg, who holds the title high above his head and taunts the crowd until fade out.[/quote] ALF Of course, there's so many great moments to choose from, that no one could narrow it down to just one! But, me being the outstanding mind that I am, there's your one great HeldDOWN~! moment! They really should have made a separate HeldDOWN~! moments show, just for me. But alas, no one has that sort of foresight in this company. I gotta go now, but first, I got a surprise, we've been working on this all day. Zoom out, cameraman. The camera zooms out to display all of the Laker banners and retired jerseys. ALF OK guys, let it go! A giant banner drops down, covering all of the jerseys and banners. [img=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/alfdogg/celticsfakers.jpg] ALF :lol:

Reject and Melissa Nerdly are laying side-by-side on a beach in Los Angeles. REJECT My all-time favorite HeldDOWN~! moment. Well, it's got to be this past October 3rd, when I met Leon Rodez inside a steel cage. *Cut to various highlights of the cage match* REJECT Leon and his skank, then-girlfriend Maggie had been a thorn in my side for several weeks, and this was my chance for retribution. *Cut to Reject digging a barbed-wire bat into the bloodied forehead of Leon.* REJECT I left his pretty little blood lying all over the mat. And he took a [i]little[/i] out of me, too, but it was all worth it. I was dominant that night. And then...the ultimate revenge. [quote]Reject then gets to his feet, and re-applies the R-LOCK~!!!!!11111, this time hooking Leon in a body scissors and dropping to the mat. COACH Haha, no clever reversals this time, nowhere to go for Leon Rodez! Suddenly the crowd begins to cheer, as the camera cuts to the aisle, where Melissa Nerdly is running down! COLE Hey! It's Melissa! Thank God she's okay! Melissa pleads with the referee to let her inside, but after her offer is refused, she bitchslaps the referee and takes the key, letting herself in! COACH What in the hell is Melissa thinking? Melissa drops to her knees next to Reject and pleads with him to release the hold. After several more seconds, Reject obliges, and stalks Melissa into a corner. COLE This is not good at all. Melissa, sitting on the mat, scoots all the way back into the corner, as Leon gets to his feet behind Reject. Reject hovers over Melissa, who comes up to her knees, as Leon charges Reject, who moves, and Leon stops himself right in front of Melissa... ...who HITS HIM WITH A LOW BLOW~! COACH WHOA~! COLE WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!?! Melissa Nerdly just gave a low blow to Leon! Leon doubles over in pain, as Melissa gets to her feet, and SLAPS Leon across the face! COLE And now a slap! The slap turns Leon around, allowing Reject to hit him with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE And the Eulogy by Reject! Reject lays on top of Leon... 1... 2... 3!!! COACH YYYYYYYYYESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS~! COLE DAMN IT~!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER Ladies and gentlemen...the winner, of the steel cage match...RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEECT!!!!! Melissa re-enters the cage, with Reject's title belt over her right shoulder. COLE And now, what's Melissa doing with Reject's belt??? Reject pulls himself to his feet, then makes his way over to Melissa. The two stare at each other for a second, before Reject reaches his right arm around Melissa's neck, to her right arm, grabbing his belt...then Melissa reaches her left hand up, grabbing Reject behind the neck, and PULLING HIM FOR A BIG KISS! COACH ohmy.gif COLE ohmy.gif FANS ohmy.gif COLE I can't believe this! This whole thing, from Melissa's "exclusive" interviews with Leon, to the hotel, to this match, it was all a setup! But why? Why would Melissa do something like this? After the kiss is finished, the two smile at each other, then Reject pulls his belt off of her shoulder back around her neck, as Melissa wipes some of Reject's blood off of her lips, with a big smile on her face. Reject picks up the barbed wire bat with his left hand, then places his right foot on the chest of Leon, and raises both hands, as Melissa kneels down next to him, and wraps her right arm around his waist, rubbing his abdominal section with her left hand. COLE What a disgusting scene this is! COACH That's your opinion, Cole! This is the most beautiful thing that's happened in this company in months! This is vindication for Reject! He has exorcised his demons! Finally, this chapter is over, and he can move on with his life! COLE Well...that's just a sickening thing to say, and completely untrue. Reject holds the ropes open for Melissa, ala Randy Savage. COLE And look at this, give me a break! COACH Who says Reject doesn't have respect for women? Reject and Melissa exit the cage, and Melissa raises Reject's hand in the aisle. COACH You know, there is a bright side to this, Cole...Leon can go share a hospital bed with his girlfriend now! COLE Fuck you. I'm Michael Cole, we'll see you next week. COACH Hey, where's my credit? COLE I got you credit right here, bitch. Reject raises Melissa's hand in the entryway, then pulls her in for another kiss.[/quote] REJECT And some day, Leon, we will meet again. And this time...not only will I walk out with the girl...(puts his arm around Melissa)...but I will walk out, as the OAOAST World heavyweight champion.

I'm going to try to have some HD moments, as well.

If you guys don't mind, I'd like to hold off my Anderson Cup match until next week's show. I guess KC is the person I really should be asking here, since his characters are involved. I will, however, provide that major Deadly Alliance announcement that I told Patty I would provide for this show.

Great job on the opening, as usual. Nice little opener between Candie and Alison, and nice to see Candie come back with a win. The result was a little surprising, though, I thought Alison may get this one with Candie getting it back down the road. Nice Enterprise segment, with Moneymaker getting an ominous message at the end. Can't wait to see who's behind this. I love the reference to the Acclaim WWF games at the beginning here. Melody puts up a nice battle, but Jade continues her run. You have to wonder who can stop Jade at this point. Malaysia's chamber was a very "entertaining" read, if you follow me on that one. Very well done. Zack/Moneymaker was incredible. You could definitely feel the long-standing hatred between the two men, and the match itself was right down my alley, hard-hitting action all the way. Another excellent match for the World title, with a shocking return from Tha Puerto Rican. His feud with Mr. Dick should be some good stuff. MOTN: Zack vs Moneymaker LOTN: "That's...uh...that's deep. Only time Papa Nerdly got that deep was when he was planting his seed in a woman's garden." - Inspector Nerdly

There's no way they can overturn this one.

OMG.

Sun, Jan. 25 Dallas @ Boston, 1:00 ABC San Antonio @ LA Lakers, 3:30 ABC Phoenix @ Atlanta, 6:00 Sacramento @ Toronto, 6:00 Houston @ Detroit, 6:30 ESPN Charlotte @ Indiana, 7:00 Chicago @ Minnesota, 7:00 Utah @ Denver, 8:00 LA Clippers @ Golden State, 9:00 Mon, Jan. 26 Phoenix @ Washington, 7:00 Atlanta @ Miami, 7:30 Houston @ New York, 7:30 Minnesota @ Milwaukee, 8:00 Philadelphia @ New Orleans, 8:00 New Jersey @ Oklahoma City, 8:00 Portland @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Tue, Jan. 27 Sacramento @ Cleveland, 7:00 Indiana @ Orlando, 7:00 Denver @ Memphis, 8:00 San Antonio @ Utah, 9:00 Charlotte @ LA Lakers, 10:30 NBATV Wed, Jan. 28 Milwaukee @ Indiana, 7:00 Sacramento @ Boston, 7:30 Washingon @ Miami, 7:30 Toronto @ New Jersey, 7:30 Atlanta @ New York, 7:30 Detroit @ Minnesota, 8:00 Denver @ New Orleans, 8:00 Memphis @ Oklahoma City, 8:00 Philadelphia @ Houston, 8:30 Golden State @ Dallas, 9:00 ESPN Charlotte @ Portland, 10:00 Chicago @ LA Clippers, 10:30 Thu, Jan. 29 Cleveland @ Orlando, 8:00 TNT San Antonio @ Phoenix, 10:30 TNT Fri, Jan. 30 Boston @ Detroit, 7:00 ESPN Miami @ Indiana, 7:00 Washington @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Milwaukee @ Toronto, 7:00 New Jersey @ Atlanta, 7:30 LA Clippers @ Cleveland, 7:30 LA Lakers @ Minnesota, 8:00 Charlotte @ Denver, 9:00 Oklahoma City @ Utah, 9:00 Golden State @ New Orleans, 9:30 ESPN Chicago @ Sacramento, 10:00 Sat, Jan. 31 New York @ Indiana, 7:00 New Jersey @ Philadelphia, 7:00 Dallas @ Miami, 7:30 NBATV LA Lakers @ Memphis, 8:00 LA Clippers @ Washington, 8:00 Golden State @ Houston, 8:30 Atlanta @ Milwaukee, 8:30 New Orleans @ San Antonio, 8:30 Chicago @ Phoenix, 9:00 Utah @ Portland, 10:00

Another one I just remembered DO-DO-DO DO YA HAVE IT

I remember Nick Arcade, but don't really recall any of the games on the show being "popular", at least not around these parts. I'm not sure if Nick GAS still exists, but they were still showing the old Nick Game shows on that channel (Arcade, Legends of the Hidden Temple, Get the Picture, etc.)

Since Nick Arcade was referenced in another thread, I figured I'd bring this up. I clearly remember a game show as a kid where kids went through a mock video game store on the stage and collected as many video games as they could in a certain amount of time (much like "Supermarket Sweep", except with video games). Does anyone else remember this, and remember what it was called?

The Rumble is finally in, thank God. I'll try to have feedback tomorrow. Time for bed now.

COACH And I think these guys are getting ready to take control here, Cole! Ned has Wright set up for a piledriver, but Alf connects from the side with a SUPERKICK~! COLE And Alf strikes with a big kick on Ned! Alf then scoops up Ned, and pitches him over the top to the floor! COLE And Ned is gone, at the hands of Alf! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 17th elimination: Ned Blanchard entered: #26 time in ring: 8:46 eliminated: none eliminated by: Alfdogg currently in ring: Sandman9000, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Landon Maddix, Ragdoll, Christian Wright, Faqu, Colin Maguire Jr., MEL, Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH We've still got a lot of guys in there, Cole! COLE I'm counting 13 guys on my list, four of them from the Deadly Alliance, and one of those, the #1 draw, Sandman9000, who has been in there since the very beginning, 57+ minutes now! COACH Got two from Cucaracha Internacional, Landon and Faqu...Christian Wright from the Enterprise... COLE We've also got Tha Puerto Rican... COACH :throwup: COLE Bohemoth, representing the in-crowd...Colin Maguire Jr., MEL of the Christ Air Express... COACH Ragdoll still out there, as well, the Intercontinental champion! COLE And one of them will challenge for the OAOAST World title at AngleMania VIII! The Deadly Alliance discusses some strategy in a corner, as Colin takes down Bo with a chop block, then chokes him on the mat. PRL battles it out with MEL, while Brock slugs Faqu down in a corner, and Ragdoll presses his knee into the face of Landon. MEL then attempts to dump PRL! COLE And look at this! MEL has got PRL going! With PRL halfway over the ropes, Wright sneaks up from behind, and dumps both over the top! MEL goes down to the floor, but PRL manages to hang on with one hand on the middle rope and one foot on the apron! COLE Wright going for the double elimination there, but only eliminates MEL! PRL still in there! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 18th elimination: MEL entered: #29 time in ring: 3:49 eliminated: none eliminated by: Christian Wright currently in ring: Sandman9000, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Landon Maddix, Ragdoll, Christian Wright, Faqu, Colin Maguire Jr., Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wright celebrates his feat, until Landon sneaks up from behind, scoops him up...and executes the GO 2 SLEEP~!!!!!11111 COACH Whoa! COLE Landon with the GTS on Christian Wright! COACH CI vs Enterprise! Brock then comes from behind Landon, and scoops him up onto his shoulders! COLE F-Stunner-5, coming up! However, Faqu save his leader, delivering a thrust to Brock's throat! Faqu then lets out a yell, and clotheslines Brock to the floor! COLE Big clothesline from Faqu, and Brock is gone! COACH Wow! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 19th elimination: Brock Ausstin entered: #18 time in ring: 23:56 eliminated: none eliminated by: Faqu currently in ring: Sandman9000, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Landon Maddix, Ragdoll, Christian Wright, Faqu, Colin Maguire Jr., Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Faqu then lets out another yell, before catching Bo with a back kick to the gut. Landon joins in on the assault, as the two hammer on Bo. PRL and Wright slug it out, as do Ragdoll and Colin. COACH No love lost between Colin and Ragdoll! COLE And this time, the stakes a spot in the main event at AngleMania! Faqu holds Bo for Landon, who runs to the ropes, and goes for a clothesline...but Bo slips out of the way! However, Landon stops at the last second, and doesn't make contact. COLE And Landon able to stop himself right there! Landon points to his head, telling people how smart he is, then turns around as Bohemoth charges in, and CLOTHESLINES BOTH LANDON AND FAQU TO THE FLOOR! COACH :o :angry: COLE And look at the strength of the Metrosexual Monster! Landon gone! Faqu gone! Nine men left! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 20th elimination: Landon Maddix entered: #23 time in ring: 16:55 eliminated: Tyler Bryant eliminated by: Bohemoth 21st elimination: Faqu entered: #27 time in ring: 9:02 eliminated: Denzel Spencer, Brock Ausstin eliminated by: Bohemoth currently in ring: Sandman9000, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Ragdoll, Christian Wright, Colin Maguire Jr., Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bo lets out a yell, as Wright approaches him, and gets floored by a forearm! PRL then picks up Wright, and pitches him out to the floor! COLE And Christian gone, that'll make it eight! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 22nd elimination: Christian Wright entered: #25 time in ring: 13:23 eliminated: MEL eliminated by: Tha Puerto Rican currently in ring: Sandman9000, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Ragdoll, Colin Maguire Jr., Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH And look at the scene, Cole! Eight men left, and still all four Deadly Alliance members! COLE The Deadly Alliance currently with a 50% chance of sending one of their members to AngleMania! The camera pans around the ring, showing the Deadly Alliance in one corner. COLE We've reached the one-hour mark in the Lethal Rumble match, and Sandman9000 still out there! Could he take his undefeated run through AngleMania and challenge for the World title? Or will it be Alfdogg, looking to duplicate Zack Malibu's achievement of three OAOAST World titles? COACH And you know Reject would love to get another crack at Leon! COLE And imagine what a World title would do for Thunderkid's career! The camera goes to the next corner, where Colin Maguire Jr. stands. COLE An admirable performance from CMJ, only been here a few months, but he is one of the final eight men in the Lethal Rumble! Pan over to Ragdoll, on his right knee in the corner, with his right hand on the mat. COLE Ragdoll, sizing up the competition, it could easily be him challenging Leon Rodez, or whoever the champion may be! Cut to Bo, standing at the ropes between two corners. COLE Bohemoth could make it an all In-Crowd main event, and could become the third In-Crowder to hold the sport's biggest prize! Cut to PRL in the final corner. COLE And Tha Puerto Rican, this would be an amazing comeback bid if he could win here tonight, and earn a rematch with Leon Rodez! The eight men start to move in on one another, and Colin strikes the first blow, attacking Ragdoll in one corner, while the DA splits off in twos, with TK and Reject attacking PRL, and Alf and Sandman going after Bo! COACH Nice strategy here by the Deadly Alliance, doubling off on both Bo and PRL! COLE Nice strategy, but Colin IMO should have gone for one of the Deadly Alliance guys! COACH Yeah, real smart, jump into a group of four guys and start swinging! I'm glad you're not a manager! TK and Reject stomp PRL into the mat, then TK hammers Colin from behind. TK sets up a back suplex, but Colin flips behind the back, and shoves TK into the ropes, catching him with the CAMBRIDGE CURSE~!!!111 COLE And there's that stun gun from Colin! Colin gets to his feet, and PRL meets him with a kick to the gut, followed by the P.R. NIGHTMARE~!!!!!11111 COLE P.R. Nightmare from PRL to Colin! Bo stands behind PRL, waiting, then hits him with the EROTIC AWAKENING OF B~!!!!!11111 COACH :lol: COLE And PRL gets taken down by Bo! Reject waits from behind Bo, and hits him with the EULOGY~!!!!!11111 COLE And the Eulogy from Reject! COACH This is great, Cole! Alf gains his balance on the top rope, and hits PRL with the FIVE-STAR ALF SPLASH~!!!!!11111 COLE Alf strikes with the splash on PRL! Ragdoll strikes immediately, drilling Alf with the DEVIL DOLL~!!!!!11111 COLE DEVIL DOLL~! Ragdoll out of nowhere! Sandman then delivers a foot to the gut, and plants Ragdoll with the ARCHANGEL'S WINGS~!!!!!11111 COACH And look at Sandman, still dishing out big moves! Sandman sits on the mat for a few seconds, as Reject helps TK come to. Reject picks up Ragdoll, and TK lifts him in a hangman's hold. Reject measures, and delivers a STIFF roundhouse kick to the abdomen! TK then works over PRL, as Sandman goes over and lifts Bo up off the mat. Sandman hooks Bo, grabbing one arm...but Bo breaks the grip, and BACKDROPS SANDMAN TO THE FLOOR! COACH Oh no! COLE And Sandman is finally gone! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 23rd elimination: Sandman9000 entered: #1 time in ring: 62:47 eliminated: Biff Atlas, DJ Giant Jesus (co) eliminated by: Bohemoth currently in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Ragdoll, Colin Maguire Jr., Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE Almost 63 minutes of fighting, but Sandman9000 finally done in by Bo! Meanwhile, PRL ducks a clothesline from TK, and hits him with a superkick, sending him backwards over the top to the floor! COLE And Thunderkid gone! The Deadly Alliance, just like that, from 4 down to 2! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 24th elimination: Thunderkid entered: #22 time in ring: 22:53 eliminated: none eliminated by: Tha Puerto Rican currently in ring: Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Bohemoth, Ragdoll, Colin Maguire Jr., Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ PRL goes to work on Alf, as Reject stomps away on Bo. PRL grabs Alf, and drives him with the LATIN SLAM~!, as the crowd starts to boo. COLE Wait a minute! The camera cuts to the aisle, revealing Mr. Dick making his way down. COACH I told you, Cole, this wasn't over! Mr. Dick stops at the end of the aisle, holding his arms out, as PRL spots him. COLE And he's got PRL distracted here! PRL and Mr. Dick jaw jack at ringside for a few seconds, then Mr. Dick comes to the apron, and starts to climb, then hops back as PRL tries to take a swat at him. Alf gets to his feet in the ring, as PRL backs up a step, right into Alf, who grabs him from behind and pitches him to the floor! COLE Wait a minute, NO! COACH :headbang: COLE Tha Puerto Rican eliminated, thanks to Mr. Dick! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 25th elimination: Tha Puerto Rican entered: #15 time in ring: 37:42 eliminated: Cuban Wall, Christian Wright, Thunderkid eliminated by: Alfdogg currently in ring: Reject, Bohemoth, Ragdoll, Colin Maguire Jr., Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH He had it coming, Cole! He had no business getting involved in Mr. Dick's World title shot! PRL charges after Mr. Dick, taking him down in the aisle, as officials pour out of the locker room to separate them. COLE PRL is livid, and I don't blame him! It takes three or four officials to hold each guy back from the other, and they are both ushered off into the locker room. Meanwhile in the ring, Colin has Ragdoll scooped up, and dumps him over the top, but Ragdoll holds on, and manages to counter Colin to the floor! COLE And Colin Maguire Jr. eliminated! Nice showing by the young guy, making it all the way to the last five men! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 26th elimination: Colin Maguire Jr. entered: #28 time in ring: 12:20 eliminated: none eliminated by: Ragdoll [b]FINAL FOUR: Reject, Bohemoth, Ragdoll, Alfdogg[/b] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE And now, it's the Final Four! Bohemoth! Alfdogg! Reject! Ragdoll! Which of these men will challenge for the OAOAST World title at AngleMania VIII? Alf and Reject move in from one side of the ring, and Alf goes after Bo, while Reject goes after Ragdoll. Reject backs Ragdoll into the corner, and delivers a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! However, Ragdoll fires back, hitting Reject with forearms and right hands! He then whips Reject across, and floors him with a flying axhandle! COLE Ragdoll taking control of Reject here, and what a match that would be, Leon vs Ragdoll! COACH Any one of these guys would be a great match for Leon! Alf goes after Ragdoll next, but Ragdoll catches him with a shot to the gut, then whips him hard into a corner. Ragdoll attempts a hurricanrana...but Alf blocks halfway through the move, then steps in between his legs, and applies the SHARPSHOOTER~!!!!!11111 COLE Sharpshooter on Ragdoll! Alf cranks back on the hold, as Ragdoll reaches for the ropes. Bo comes to his senses, and clotheslines Alf from behind. COACH That's a cheap shot! COLE Bo comes to the rescue, indirectly, of Ragdoll right there! Bo scoops up Alf, looking for a running powerslam, but Alf slips behind the back, shoving him into a corner, then catches him with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! He then comes from behing Ragdoll, delivering a low blow! COLE And Alf with a low blow to Ragdoll! Reject immediately follows with the EULOGY~! COLE And the Eulogy from Reject! Alf and Reject pick up Ragdoll, and scoop him up for a double slam, carrying him to the ropes. Ragdoll fights it for several seconds, but is eventually overpowered by the two DA members, and dumped to the floor! COLE Ragdoll is gone! COACH Three guys left! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 27th elimination: Ragdoll entered: #24 time in ring: 21:51 eliminated: Lunar Phoenix, Colin Maguire Jr. eliminated by: Reject, Alfdogg currently in ring: Reject, Bohemoth, Alfdogg ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COLE And the odds do not look good right now for Bophemoth! Bo looks on as Alf and Reject approach from different sides. Bo switches off nailing both guys, but Alf ends up trapping Bo by his tights from behind, as Reject lays in some blows. Alf and Reject send Bo into the ropes, and catch him with a double clothesline! Reject then hooks Bo, as Alf taunts the crowd, drawing boos. Alf backs into the ropes...but Bo moves out of the way, and ALF HITS REJECT, sending him over the top rope! COACH No! COLE Miscommunication between Alf and Reject, and Bo back in control! Reject lands on the apron, as Bo hammers away on Alf. Bo sets Alf up for a powerbomb, but Alf drops down, and executes a LOW BLOW~! Alf then takes Bo over to the ropes, attempting elimination! COLE Could Bo be the next to go! Reject gets to his feet in the ring, and just stands in the background. He looks to both sides of the crowd...then sneaks up from behind, and DUMPS ALF TO THE FLOOR~! COACH Oh, no! COLE Reject just eliminatied Alf! Can you believe that? We're down to two! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 28th elimination: Alfdogg entered: #30 time in ring: 11:04 eliminated: Ned Blanchard, Tha Puerto Rican, Ragdoll (co) eliminated by: Reject currently in ring: Reject, Bohemoth ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Reject thinks he's eliminated both guys, and starts to celebrate, but Bo has just gone to the apron, and rolls back inside and comes to his feet. Reject and Bohemoth stare each other down briefly from across the ring. COLE Two men left! The Deadly Alliance vs the In-Crowd! Reject vs Bohemoth! Which one of these men will go on to AngleMania? Reject charges, and throws a right hand, which is blocked, and a slugfest ensues! Bo gets the better of the exchange, then whips Reject into the ropes, and attempts a PRESS SLAM~!, but Reject slips behind the back, and tries for the EULOGY~!!!!!11111, but Bo blocks, shoving Reject into the ropes, and clotheslines Reject to the mat! COLE Bo strikes the first big blow! Bo then whips Reject into a corner, and charges, but Reject gets a foot up! Reject then climbs onto the shoulders of Bo, and rolls over into a victory roll, then gets to his feet, hooks Bo's legs, and turns him over into the R-LOCK~!!!!!11111 COACH R-Lock! Bo crawls to the ropes, then grabs the middle rope, and uses the momentum to pull Reject over the top rope! Reject hangs on, as Bo puts his hands on his knees in the middle of the ring, and skins the cat, then comes back in and tosses Bo over the top! COLE Ooooh, not quite! Bo narrowly avoids the floor, then rolls back inside and quickly gets to his feet, catching the charging Reject with a SPINEBUSTER~! COLE And Reject gets caught! Bo picks up Reject, and THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP TO THE FLOOR~!!!!! *DING DING DING* COACH :( COLE REJECT IS GONE! BOHEMOTH!!! BOHEMOTH IS GOING TO ANGLEMANIA!!! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 29th elimination: Reject entered: #16 time in ring: 40:59 eliminated: Tim Cash, Ragdoll (co), Alfdogg eliminated by: Bohemoth ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ******************************************************************************** *********** WINNER: Bohemoth entered: #21 time in ring: 31:02 eliminated: Todd Cortez, Landon Maddix, Faqu, Sandman9000, Reject ******************************************************************************** *********** BUFFER [i]Ladies and gentlemen...the winner of the Lethal Rumble match...BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!![/i] COLE Bohemoth has done it! He has reached the top of the mountain, and he is on his way, to AngleMania! COACH You know what this means, Cole! COLE Absolutely, if everything stands, it will be In Crowd vs In Crowd at AngleMania, Bohemoth challenging Leon Rodez for the OAOAST World title! Confetti pours from the ceiling, as Bo poses on the buckles. The camera shows a dark shot of Reject walking back to the locker room. COLE And credit to Reject, as well, he was out there over 40 minutes, and was with INCHES of winning this thing! But it didn't happen for him, and that's the man of the hour right there, the Metrosexual Monster, Bohemoth, headed to AngleMania VIII! Ladies and gentlemen, for the Coach, I'm Michael Cole! We'll see you on HeldDOWN~! Whenever that is! The camera shoots up from the floor at Bo posing on the buckles as we... [b]FADE TO BLACK[/b]

COLE Well folks, it's now time! 30 men enter, one man goes to AngleMania for a shot at the OAOAST World title! It's the Lethal Rumble match! Let's go up to Michael Buffer! *DING DING DING* (slow and dramatic) BUFFER [i]LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLadies and gentlemen...it is now time, for our main event of the evening! Tonight, 30 of the OAOAST's premier superstars will do battle...in the LETHAL Rumble match![/i] *crowd cheers* [i]The rules are as follows...earlier, the 30 superstars involved drew numbers at random. In just a few moments, the participants drawing numbers 1 and 2 will enter the ring, with a new participant entering every two minutes in order of the numbers drawn! Elimination occurs when a participant is thrown over the top rope, and both feet touch the floor! The last man in the ring after all participants have entered will be declared the winner, and will go on to receive an OAOAST World title shot at AngleMania VIII! ARE YOU READY???[/i] *crowd cheers* [i]Seattle, Washington...ARRRRRRRE YYYYYOUUUUU RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREADYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYY???[/i] *crowd cheers louder* [i]Then for the thousands in attendance here in Seattle, and the millions and millions watching around the world...there's only one thing left to say. Ladies and gentlemen...LLLLLLLLLLLLLLET'S GET RRRRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRUMMMMMMBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!![/i] As the crowd's cheers die down, the lights dim, then begin going crazy, as if a virus has infected them, randomly jerking around the arena, frantically changing colors and turning off and on. It’s as if a bad anime scene has come to life. Loud scratching fills the airwave, as if a DJ has lost their mind and is attempting to break their equipment. In-between the rips, legitimate music kicks on, of a Southern, heavy metal nature. I ask you please just give us/ Five Minutes Alone.” COLE Oh my! The lights continue to dart and flash as the music leaves and the scratching continues, only to come back again, now of a hip-hop nature. White America/ I could be one of your kids.” The rap fades out and the scratching continues, at an even greater pace, until music comes back, now of a hardcore variety. Final Prayer/ Final prayer for the human race.” The music leaves once again and the scratches reach their apex, before the sound cuts out and the arena goes pitch black. A single spotlight appears on the stage, the only light in the darkened arena. People look towards the light, but see nothing. Then People = Shit by Slipknot hits. HERE WE GO AGAIN MOTHERFUCKER! The crowd goes insane as a figure punches through the curtains, wearing torn black jeans, a sleeveless black t-shirt, and two bandanas, one over his face and the other over his head. His hands are taped up, with a red "X" on the back of each of them. BUFFER [i]Coming to the ring at this time...the participant who drew #1...he represents the Deadly Alliance, and is the OAOAST Heartland champion...SSSSSSSSSSSSANDMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNN NNNN NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNE THHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUSAANNNNNNNNNNNNNN NNNNNNNNNNND!!!!![/i] COACH Well, #1 is typically considered a bad draw, but I don't think it matters with Sandman! He could tear through this whole thing! COLE But what happens if it comes down to him and another member of the Deadly Alliance? COACH Hey...every man for himself! Sandman climbs into the ring and removes his bandanas, then moves to the far side of the ring. [i]Oh No[/i] by Mos Def, Nate Dogg, and Pharoahe Monche hits, and Todd Cortez comes through the curtains, to a mixed reaction of mostly cheers. BUFFER [i]And now, the participant who drew #2...representing Cucaracha Internacional, he is the OAOAST United States champion..."THE URBAN LEGEND" TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODD COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZ ZZZZZZZ!!!!![/i] COLE So we've got the Heartland champion and the US champion to start us off! Cortez gets halfway down the aisle, then runs the rest of the way to the ring, and slides in, engaging in a slugfest! *DING DING DING* COLE And the Lethal Rumble is underway! Sandman gets the better of the slugfest, then whips Cortez into the ropes. Cortez ducks a clothesline, and catches Sandman with a flying forearm! Cortez slugs away at Sandman on the mat, then picks him up and whips him into a corner. However, Sandman gets his foot up! COLE Cortez had some nice offense going, but got stopped cold right there! Sandman slowly makes his way towards Cortez, then picks him up and backs him into the same corner, firing away with some forearms, then brings him out and executes a snapmare, followed by a seated dropkick! Sandman gets up, then picks up Cortez slowly, scooping him up in a fireman's carry, and attempting to dump him to the floor! COLE And Sandman going for the early ouster! Cortez struggles, then thumbs Sandman in the eye. He slides off his back, then scoops him up in a slam, and attempts elimination himself! COACH And now it's Sandman on the brink! After a brief struggle, Sandman goes to the apron, then grabs a hold of Cortez's leg, before reaching up and delivering a shot to the gut. Sandman then rolls back inside, and pulls himself up in the corner, pausing a second before making his way over to Cortez and hooking him, executing a snap suplex! Sandman then hops to the second rope, and attempts a senton bomb, but Cortez rolls out of the way, as the countdown begins! COLE And here comes our third entrant! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]If you are what you say you are A superstar Then have no fear The camera's here and the microphones and they wanna know Oh oh oh yeah[/i] The crowd comes to its feet, as [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4z76B-NE_8][i]Superstar[/url][/i] by Lupe Fiasco plays, and Simon Singleton runs through the curtains towards the ring. COLE And it's one half of the Beverly Hills Blonds, Simon Singleton! Simon slides in and picks up Cortez, backing him into a corner, and hammering away. COLE Simon, ever the opportunist, taking advantage of the situation, with Sandman and Cortez both down! Simon lifts one leg of Cortez, attempting elimination, then sees Sandman coming from behind, and delivers a shot to the gut. He then slips behind, and executes an atomic drop, sending Sandman into the ropes, where Simon then pounces and attempts to push him over! COLE Sandman in trouble once again! Sandman blocks, then pokes Simon in the eye. Sandman kicks Simon in the face, then takes a shot from Cortez. Cortez then backs up Sandman, and executes a Russian legsweep, followed by a legdrop! He then gets to his feet and sizes up Simon, and hits him with a springboard dropkick! Cortez then picks up Simon, and sets him up in a standing headscissors. Simon blocks, and backdrops Cortez over the ropes! COACH Wow, Cortez almost eliminated there! Simon gets up, and is met with a running sleeperhold drop by Sandman! COLE And Simon may be eliminated after that move from Sandman! Sandman then meets Cortez rolling back inside, and stomps away, as another count begins. 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utWqCyq-RK0][i]Like the Angel[/url][/i] by Rise Against, and MARV gets a nice response as he makes his way to the ring. COLE MARV of the Christ Air Express, the #4 entrant! MARV slides in and ducks a clothesline from Sandman, running to the ropes, and catching him with a flying shoulderblock! COLE And a big flying shoulderblock on Sandman! MARV follows up with a scoop slam, followed by a double stomp to the midsection! MARV then goes after Cortez, while Simon comes to and goes over to Sandman, and separate assaults occur in opposite corners. Simon and MARV then look across at each other. COLE Simon and MARV looking to team up for a move here! Simon whips Sandman, and MARV whips Cortez, and the two collide mid-ring! MARV then executes a JAWJACKER~! on Cortez, while Simon sends a foot to the gut of Sandman, and executes a swinging neckbreaker! COACH This isn't fair, these two are working together! Simon extends a high ten, and MARV accepts...but Simon then delivers a foot to the gut, and tosses MARV over the top rope! COLE Not anymore! However, MARV hangs on, and comes back in, then hits Simon with a knee from behind, sending Simon halfway over the top! MARV then moves over and tries to dump him the rest of the way. COLE Simon could be in trouble here! Simon braces himself with his right hand on the apron, then swings his left elbow back and connects with the face of MARV! COACH Ooh, what a shot! Sandman delivers right hands to MARV, then Simon delivers a shot to the midsection. Sandman holds MARV for Simon, and Simon delivers some shots. COACH How about this double team? Sandman then tosses MARV to the mat, before getting met with a thumb to the eye from Simon, then the countdown starts. COACH Here comes another one, Cole! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MdF-qVEiJdQ][i]The Church of Hot Addiction[/url][/i] hits, and the arena fills with boos as James Blonde jogs through the curtains and towards the ring. COLE Another member of Cucaracha Internacional, James Blonde! COACH One-third of the six-man tag champs! Blonde slides in the ring as Simon is working over Cortez, and attacks him from behind. COLE And Blonde coming to the aid of his stablemate, Todd Cortez! Blonde hammers Simon on the back, as Cortez comes to. Blonde then holds Simon for Cortez, who lays in some shots to the midsection. COACH And if these two can keep working together, this will be a big advantage for Cucaracha Internacional! COLE And that's long been a problem for that stable, particularly when Todd Cortez is involved! Blonde and Cortez back Simon into a corner, and each lift a leg, attempting to force him over. COACH Well, maybe they can get rid of Simon here! Cortez pushes back on the forehead of Simon, as he and Blonde lift him up by the legs, but MARV makes the save, hammering Cortez in the midsection. Blonde then attacks MARV, as Sandman comes over and grabs Cortez. When he does, Blonde tosses MARV over the top to the apron, then jumps Sandman from behind. COLE And now it's the two CI guys doubling up on the Deadly Alliance member! COACH And he could go here! Cortez and Blonde have Sandman set up on the ropes, as MARV comes back after Blonde, and Simon reaches through the middle and top rope, grabbing Sandman by the head. Sandman manages to maneuver himself between the ropes and back into the ring, as Cortez stomps away at him, and Simon chokes. COLE Sandman able to hang on, but still taking a beating! MARV has Blonde set up on the ropes, as the countdown begins once again. COLE #6, coming up! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! 8:00

These.

Did anyone else laugh when they read Marvin and Agent's post back-to-back?

[i]If you are what you say you are A superstar Then have no fear The camera's here and the microphones and they wanna know Oh oh oh yeah[/i] [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k4z76B-NE_8][i]Superstar[/url][/i] plays as Ned Blanchard runs to the ring. COLE And it's the other half of the Beverly Hills Blonds, Ned Blanchard! Ned slides in, and starts slugging it out with Christian Wright! COACH And you knew this was coming! COLE Ned battling it out with his former stablemate, Christian Wright! Ned gets the better of the exchange, then takes him into a corner, and rams his head into the buckles, as the crowd counts along! 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! 9!!! 10!!! Wright drops to the mat, as Sandman approaches Ned, but gets met with a shot to the gut. COACH And how about Sandman, still in there! Ned whips Sandman into the ropes, and catches him with a back drop! Landon then spins Ned around from behind, and throws a right hand, but Ned ducks, and scoops Landon up, attempting to eliminate him! COLE And Landon Maddix in trouble! Denzel comes over to assist Ned, but Wright drives a knee into the back of Ned, breaking everything up. Landon goes to the apron, then rolls back inside and hammers Denzel in the gut from the mat. COLE And Landon able to save himself, much like we've seen Sandman do for 50 minutes upon the next entry, which will be #27! Wright stomps away on Ned, as Reject and TK double up on PRL. Ragdoll chokes Sandman on the mat, as Brock and Bo go at it in a corner. COLE And Brock Ausstin and Bohemoth, the two big guys, going at it once again! Reject and PRL once again scoop up PRL! COLE PRL in trouble again! COACH TK and Reject are really going at PRL here! Wright comes over to help, but takes a low blow from Ned! Sandman and Landon come over to help, as well, while Denzel hammers on Sandman. COLE They're all cluttered up on that one side of the ring! Denzel then tries to dump Landon over the top of PRL! COLE And now Landon's going again! This could be two at a time! Landon grabs onto PRL's leg, and both men fall to the apron simultaneously, as the count begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp5oMXFaWDs][i]King Kong[/url][/i] by LA Symphony hits. COLE Oh my God... Faqu walks through the curtains and toward the ring. COACH Another member of Cucaracha Internacional! Faqu climbs into the ring, and hammers everyone in the group attempting to dump PRL and Landon. He then grabs Denzel, and delivers a big headbutt, followed by a thrust kick! He then scrapes Denzel up, and tosses him over the top to the floor! COLE And Denzel is gone! An excellent run by Denzel Spencer, but the fresh Samoan Wrecking Ball just too much! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 16th elimination: Denzel Spencer entered: #12 time in ring: 30:29 eliminated: Nathaniel Black eliminated by: Faqu currently in ring: Sandman9000, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Landon Maddix, Ragdoll, Christian Wright, Ned Blanchard, Faqu ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ COACH And also Faqu getting revenge for the elimination of Nathaniel Black! Faqu then delivers a big chop to Ned, then a Samoan drop! Big headbutt for Sandman! Thrust kick for PRL! He then assaults Bo in the corner, but Bo fights back! COLE Faqu going after everyone, but look at Bo fight back! Bo wins the slugfest, then backs into the ropes, but Faqu catches him with a Samoan drop! COLE And look at the show of strength by the Samoan Wrecking Ball! Faqu gets to his feet and lets out a big yell, before Ragdoll hits him with a LOW BLOW from behind! COLE And Ragdoll coming from behind with a low blow! COACH That might be the only thing that slows down Faqu right now! Immediately, Sandman pounces onto Faqu, choking him, and executing BOOT SCRAPES~! as the countdown begins... 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmDWHLDRM8k][i]I'm Shipping Up To Boston[/url][/i] hits, and Colin Maguire Jr. runs through the curtains and towards the ring. COACH Alright, Colin! COLE Colin Maguire Jr., #28! Terrific opportunity for the relative newcomer! Colin slides in, and hammers away on Ned, then hits him with an IRISH SUPLEX~! COLE Colin uses a lot of suplexes, and he just used one there on Ned Blanchard! Colin then goes to work on PRL, whipping him into the ropes, and catching him with a clothesline! COLE Nice clothesline by Colin Maguire Jr.! Colin then goes over and helps Wright attempt to dump Brock over the ropes! COLE And now teaming up in an attempt to eliminate Brock Ausstin! Brock manages to fight it off, then hammers away on Colin and Wright! Brock then hooks Colin, and executes a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE Big-time suplex by Brock Ausstin! TK, Reject and Sandman stand back in a corner, as Ned makes his back over to Wright. A slugfest ensues, won by Ned, who then tries to dump Christian! COLE Christian Wright in trouble! After a brief struggle, Wright rakes Ned in the eyes, then slips down behind him, and takes him down with an STO~! Sandman goes after Bohemoth, while TK and Reject go over to Ragdoll, and overpower him in a slugfest, as the countdown begins. COLE #29, the real lucky guys, coming up! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utWqCyq-RK0][i]Like the Angel[/url][/i] by Rise Against plays, and MEL runs to the ring. COLE And it's MEL, the other half of the Christ Air Express! MEL slides in, and goes after Landon, taking him down from behind, and laying in right hands. COLE The #29 entrant, the Christ Air Express's MEL! COACH And you know who #30 is now, right? COLE A huge advantage for Alfdogg, who will be the final entry, and will have the support of all three of the Deadly Alliance's other entrants! MEL whips Landon into a corner, and executes a backdrop! However, he turns around right into Faqu, who catches him with a BELLY-TO-BELLY~! COLE Oh, Faqu is dominant in there! Bo comes into the scene and clotheslines Faqu, staggering him into a corner. He then drives in knees, as Landon jumps onto his back, and rakes his eyes. Meanwhile, PRL has got Reject in trouble, while Brock hammers TK in a corner! COLE And look at Reject in trouble! PRL manages to send Reject to the apron, but Reject hangs onto the top rope, keeping his feet from hitting the floor. He rolls back in, as Colin hammers away on PRL. PRL fights back on Colin, hitting him with right hands, then taking a step back and hitting a SUPERKICK~! COLE Nice kick from PRL, making a nice showing in his return to the ring! TK pulls Reject over into a corner, where Sandman also stands. COACH And you notice the Deadly Alliance has stuck together! COLE And they'll be adding another member in just a few seconds! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [i]Magnum Opus[/i] hits, and Alfdogg walks through the curtains. COLE And here he is, the only man to compete in every single Lethal Rumble match, getting the best draw of the night! Alfdogg could go onto AngleMania VIII, and could become a three-time OAOAST World champion! Alf takes his time, walking slowly to the ring, and surveying the scene, then climbs inside into the corner which the Deadly Alliance occupies. 56:36

Well, we're about an hour away from announcing All-Star reserves. Here's the guys I chose, let's see how close I get. East G: Joe Johnson G: Devin Harris F: Paul Pierce F: Danny Granger C: Chris Bosh WC: Mo Williams WC: David Lee I'm pretty sure I have all these right, except maybe for Lee. I'm guessing a second guy from the Magic might get that spot (Jameer Nelson, Rashard Lewis). Another longshot is Andre Igoudala. West G: Chauncey Billups G: Brandon Roy F: Dirk Nowitzki F: Carmelo Anthony C: Al Jefferson WC: Pau Gasol WC: Tony Parker The center position was the toughest choice here. You could easily go with Mehmet Okur here, and the Jazz are closer to the playoffs, but I'm going with the hot team and the guy who's been more dominant all season. People will complain if Shaq doesn't make it, but he doesn't even play back to backs, and IMO an All-Star should play every night.

Also, whenever Shaq commits a flagrant foul: "He can't help it, he's just so big and strong!"

"He wears his emotions on his sleeve"

*BbwWbAhmotherfuckerLlIiiBbbEErRrAATtTeeyYyOUUurRrMmmMmMiIInNnDddDd!!* COLE OHHH YEAH! The crowd erupts as [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6lop4AV90Y][i]Liberate[/url][/i] by Disturbed kicks in, and Bohemoth walks through the curtains. COLE One of the odds-on favorites, representing the In-Crowd, Bohemoth! And a great draw at #21! Bo runs to the ring, and slides through, where Reject awaits. Bo quickly wins a slugfest with Reject, then shoves him backwards into the ropes, and catches him with a SPINEBUSTER~! COLE Big-time spinebuster! Bo then delivers a forearm to Todd Cortez, staggering him backwards into the ropes, then follows him in, clotheslining him to the floor! COLE And Todd Cortez is finally gone, courtesy of Bohemoth! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 12th elimination: Todd Cortez entered: #2 time in ring: 38:26 eliminated: Simon Singleton (co), James Blonde, DJ Giant Jesus (co) eliminated by: Bohemoth currently in ring: Sandman9000, Denzel Spencer, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Tyler Bryant, Lunar Phoenix, Brock Ausstin, Nathaniel Black, Lunar Phoenix, Bohemoth ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bo starts handing out clotheslines like candy! Phoenix! Denzel! Sandman! Bryant! He then grabs Black, and executes a running powerslam! He then gets to his feet, to spot Brock Ausstin staring him in the eyes, as the crowd starts to buzz. COLE Big-time staredown right here! As the two stare each other down, PRL then steps into the scene. COLE And now a three-way staredown! Brock and Bo both look over to PRL, who responds by throwing up the "Killa B" hand sign in both men's faces. COACH Uh-oh! PRL steps back, then Brock starts doing his Happy Happy Hoss Dance, before pointing in the face of PRL, then pointing in the face of Bo, before holding his hands in front of him, and making the motion as if he's bending a bar. COACH Nothing fancy with Brock Ausstin! "I'm gonna bend you in half!" Bo responds to that by holding a thumbs up in the face of each man, then bringing the THUMBS DOWN~! COLE And the big thumbs down! Brock throws a right hand at Bo, who blocks, and returns one of his own! PRL then delivers right hands to Bo, as Brock shakes the blow off, and delivers a double axhandle to the back of PRL! He then grabs Bo by the neck, and both men roll into a corner, each attempting to choke the other out. PRL rakes the eyes of Brock from behind, as another count begins. COACH Who's coming out #22? 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Wid5FAayMc&feature=related][i]God of Thunder[/url][/i] hits, and Thunderkid comes through the curtains and jogs down to the ring. COLE And it's Thunderkid! So both tag team champions will be in the ring at the same time, a big advantage! TK slides in, and drives a knee into the back of Bryant, who was attempting to dump Reject over the top. COLE And as expected, right to the aid of his partner! COACH And Sandman still out there, too, so there's a good chance now that all four Deadly Alliance members could be out there at once! If that happens, I've got to think one of them will be the one headed to AngleMania! Reject holds Bryant, while TK lays in body shots. Denzel comes from behind TK, and spins him around, delivering right hands, but TK quickly overpowers him. COACH Denzel's been out there for quite a while, he's not going to win a slugfest with a fresh TK, or against TK under any circumstance, for that matter! COLE It's been a little over 20 minutes for Denzel Spencer, a nice showing on his behalf, as well! Black has PRL in the CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING~!!!!!11111, as Phoenix stomps away on him. COACH Look at this, Black with the chicken wing on PRL! I love it! COLE And Lunar Phoenix with a little insult to injury, stomping away as PRL is trapped in the hold! Bo knocks Phoenix to the mat, then stomps Black until he breaks the hold. However, he is then ambushed by TK and Reject, who bring him to the ropes and attempt to dump him over! COLE And the tag team champs have got Bo in trouble! Phoenix comes over the give TK and Reject a hand, but soon after, Bryant hammers on the back of Reject, and that's enough for Bo to push himself back inside. He knocks TK off with a right hand, then delivers a foot to the gut of Phoenix, followed by a clothesline, as the count begins. 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! "We're running with the Shadows Of The Night So baby take my hand, you'll be alright Surrender all your dreams to me tonight They'll come true in the end" COACH Oh yeah! Prepare for Landon! As [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66aqcOsnP2E][i]Shadows of the Night[/url][/i] plays, Landon walks out into the aisle and holds his arms out to the side. COLE Another favorite to come out the winner here, Landon Maddix, the leader of Cucaracha Internacional! Landon walks down to the ring, then climbs up the steps and steps through the ropes. He nails Denzel from behind, then sends him into the ropes, and catches him coming back with a THESZ PLANT~! COLE Landon with that modified Thesz press! He then gets to his feet, and starts pounding on the chest of Brock Ausstin, which has no effect. COLE And Landon could be in trouble right here! Landon backs off, as Brock stalks him around the ring, until Black trips him up by the legs, then Landon starts to stomp away on his head. COLE But there's Nathaniel Black, coming to the aid of his stablemate! Bryant attacks Landon from behind, leveling him with right hands, but Landon goes to the eyes. He whips Bryant into the ropes, and attempts a clothesline, but Bryant ducks a clothesline, and hits one of his own! He follows with a dropkick! He then charges Landon, but Landon ducks, and backdrops Bryant to the floor! COLE And there goes Tyler! He went for a big move on Landon, but Landon avoids the move, and sends Tyler packing! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 13th elimination: Tyler Bryant entered: #17 time in ring: 13:24 eliminated: none eliminated by: Landon Maddix currently in ring: Sandman9000, Denzel Spencer, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Lunar Phoenix, Brock Ausstin, Nathaniel Black, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Landon Maddix ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Denzel comes from behind Landon as he celebrates his feat, and attempts to dump him to the floor! COLE Landon in trouble, as we're ready for another one! 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4d9521NJztI&feature=related][i]I Wanna Be Your Dog[/url][/i] hits, and Ragdoll makes his way through the curtains, as the crowd goes crazy. COACH Uh-oh! COLE The hits just keep on coming! Ragdoll, the reigning Intercontinental champion, entrant #24! Ragdoll slowly walks to the ring, then slides inside, and starts dishing out right hands to anyone who gets in his way! He catches Reject in a corner, and unleashes an assault of fists, forearms, and elbows! He then turns his attention to Phoenix, drilling him with a spinning back elbow, then measuring him, and clotheslining him over the top to the floor! COLE Oh no! COACH And Ragdoll has just eliminated Lunar Phoenix! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 14th elimination: Lunar Phoenix entered: #18 time in ring: 12:42 eliminated: The Mad Cappa eliminated by: Ragdoll currently in ring: Sandman9000, Denzel Spencer, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Nathaniel Black, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Landon Maddix, Ragdoll ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Landon hammers Ragdoll from behind, but Ragdoll quickly turns the table, assaulting Landon in the corner just as he had done Reject before. He then chokes Landon down into the corner, before Black comes from behind and rakes his eyes. PRL then comes from behind Black, and hammers him on the back. TK chokes Bo with his boot in a corner, as Sandman stomps away on Brock, and Reject attempts to dump Denzel over the top. COLE Denzel's been out there a long time, maybe he goes right here! Denzel slips back in, and Reject stomps away on him, as Sandman leaves Brock and helps TK work over Bo, as another count begins. 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! [url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_EFdod4YDo][i]Sharp Dressed Man[/url][/i] by ZZ Top plays, and Christian Wright makes his way through the curtains. COLE A member of the Enterprise, Christian Wright, getting a very nice draw here! Wright runs to the ring and slides in, then goes to work on Brock Ausstin, stomping away on him in the corner. Meanwhile, TK and Sandman have Bo set up in a corner! COLE Bo in trouble once again! Wright comes over, and helps TK and Sandman, but Brock comes to, and hammers Wright from behind, then Sandman lets go to go after Brock. Bo is able to fight his way free against TK. Sandman and Wright double team Brock, until PRL makes his way over and hammers away on Wright. Meanwhile, Denzel is working over Landon in a corner, and Reject makes his way over and delivers a kick to the face of Denzel, then takes over on Landon in the corner. COACH Look at this, Reject against Landon! Reject lays in a CHOP~! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! And another! Crowd: WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~! Reject brings Landon out, and attempts a Irish whip, but Landon blocks, then pulls Reject into him, scooping him up for the GO 2 SLEEP~!!!!!11111 COLE Landon going for the GTS! However, Reject slips behind, then spins Landon around, and attempts the EULOGY~!!!!!11111, but Landon shoves him off, right into a SPEAR~! from Ragdoll! COLE Ragdoll with the MANHUNT on Reject! Sandman is choking away on Wright in a corner, while Brock takes over on Ragdoll, lifting him overhead for a PRESS SLAM~! COACH This could be it for Ragdoll! However, Ragdoll reaches down, and pokes Brock in the eye, then slips behind the back! Meanwhile, Black attempts to lock in the CROSSFACE CHICKEN WING~!!!!!11111 on Denzel, but before he can get the fingers locked, Denzel spins out, then backdrops Black to the floor! COACH What?? COLE Denzel just eliminated Nathaniel Black! COACH That's got to be a major upset right there! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 15th elimination: Nathaniel Black entered: #20 time in ring: 11:40 eliminated: none eliminated by: Denzel Spencer currently in ring: Sandman9000, Denzel Spencer, Tha Puerto Rican, Reject, Brock Ausstin, Bohemoth, Thunderkid, Landon Maddix, Ragdoll, Christian Wright ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Black is shown on the floor looking up in disbelief, as the countdown starts. 10!!! 9!!! 8!!! 7!!! 6!!! 5!!! 4!!! 3!!! 2!!! 1!!! BUZZ~!!! 48:00