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Happy bday Jeff! 25~!

For now, I've changed it to WWE. It's not set in stone, there's plenty of time.

US vs China tonight at 9:30.

You know what would be a good idea, is if I edited the card into the top post!

TBD:

Yeah! High-five, bro!

What's Derrick Coleman doing right now? I never heard of him retiring. EDIT: Actually, that's probably not fair to DC, since he actually was an All-Star at one point. So no, none in recent memory.

The Wizards aren't going to match for Jeffries.

I'd been hyping it on the shows, but never really mentioned it outside of that. Nevertheless, it's in HE. Feedback appreciated.

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Brings to your TV... The 2006 Tag Team World Cup *Overhead camera shot of Wembley Arena is shown.* TONY SCHIAVONE They are packed to capacity here in Wembley Arena, London, England, ready for the European Regional final! The winner will compete in the bright lights at AngleSlam, August 27! *Camera cuts inside to Tony and Jesse.* TONY Hi, I'm Tony Schiavone here with Jesse "The Body" Ventura, we'll be calling the action here in London, and Jesse, the home heroes from here in England may have been eliminated, but this place is still jumping! JESSE That's right, Tony Schiavone, the hated French team put away the top-seeded Brits nine days ago over in Manchester, and most of this crowd is hoping that the Jamaicans, the Cinderella story of the World Cup, can avenge that for them! They've had a nice run...but I think the clock will strike midnight for them tonight, Tony Schiavone, that's my prediction! TONY It all remains to be seen, and as you mentioned, a lot of support for the Jamaicans here tonight! *Camera cuts to fans holding a Jamaican flag in the crowd, and various fans with the flag painted on their faces.* TONY Right now, let's go up to our ring announcer! Master Blaster (Jammin') hits, and the crowd goes NUTS as the Jamaicans come through the curtains. ANNOUNCER The following is the European Regional Final, of the Tag Team Woorld Cup tournament! It is scheduled for one fall, with a one hour time limit! Introducing the first team, representing Jamaica, from Montego Bay, weighing in at a combined weight of 479 pounds...the team of DENZEL SPENCER, and his partner, REGGIE LAMONT!!!!! TONY What an eruption for the Jamaicans! JESSE No doubt who the crowd favorites are in this match! The Jamaicans step into the ring and jump onto opposite buckles, raising their hands. They then hop off as the La Resistance theme hits and the cheers promptly turn to boos as the French team emerges with their flags. ANNOUNCER Their opponents...representing France, from Paris, at a combined weight of 508 pounds...the team of DOMINIQUE GASTON, and his partner, LEOPOLD MARTIN!!!!! The French step into the ring, and continue to wave their flags, then set them outside the ring, and jump the Jamaicans from behind! *DING DING DING* JESSE Here we go! One of these teams will be in Miami on the 27th for AngleSlam! Dominique knocks Denzel out of the ring, then joins Leopold in a double team on Reggie. The French set up Reggie, and deliver a double suplex! TONY And the French team gaining an early advantage with the sneak attack, much to the chagrin of this crowd! The French follow up by whipping Reggie into the ropes, and meeting him with a double clothesline! Leopold then sets Reggie up for a piledriver, but Reggie backdrops out of it! Reggie then exchanges blows with Dominique, getting the better of things, but Leopold quickly recovers and sends a knee into the back of Reggie. The French then set up Reggie for a double DDT! TONY And the French setting up their version of the double DDT, they call it the CREPE CRUSHER~!!! However, Denzel is climbing to the top rope, and before the French can execute the move, he SKIES off the top and floors them both with a flying bodypress! TONY But Denzel with the save! Denzel hammers away on Leopold, while Reggie delivers a side slam to Dominique! Dominique staggers up, and is clotheslined from the ring by Reggie, while Denzel dropkicks Leopold over the top on the other side! TONY And the French sent to the floor, and they had better regroup! The French talk it over on the floor, and then get back to the ring, and Leopold steps in with Reggie. The crowd gets on Leopold's case with various derogatory chants, frustrating him. Leopold hops out onto the floor and puts his hands on his hips, then yells at the official, telling him to shut up the crowd. JESSE Fans really getting under the skin of the French right now! Leopold slowly climbs back in, and circles the ring. TONY So, it's Leopold Martin and Reggie Lamont, one-on-one! They tie up, and Leopold backs Reggie into the corner. Leopold drives in a couple knees, then attempts an Irish whip. Reggie reverses, however, and Leopold is sent in, and backdropped on his way out! A gutwrench suplex follows that up, then a cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Leopold quickly rolls to his corner, and tags in Dominique. TONY First tag, and it's Dominique Gaston stepping into the ring! Reggie waves his arms at the crowd, and they quickly shower Dominique with similar chants. Dominique covers his ears, then steps through the ropes and pulls back his fist angrily. Reggie quickly approaches him, but Dominique bends down and covers his head. Reggie steps to the second rope over him, and the referee lays a count on him. Reggie steps down and backs off. JESSE See, I think this could be a problem for the Jamaicans. We know the French will do anything to go on to AngleSlam, but the Jamaicans are really just being too careful about the rules! I think it's going to take a little bending of the rules to get a win in this match! Dominique emerges from the corner, and goes in for a tieup. Reggie grabs a side headlock, and is backed into the ropes, where Dominique makes a blind tag to Leopold. Dominique pushes off, and Reggie bounces off the ropes, then hops over. Dominique gets back up and goes into the opposite ropes as Reggie is leapfrogged by Leopold. Reggie stops behind Leopold, then shoves him into a charging Dominique, sending both to the mat! Reggie then tags in Denzel. TONY And the first tag on the Jamaican side, Denzel Spencer in the ring now! Denzel grabs Dominique and delivers a snap suplex! Dominique slides out as Denzel scoops up Leopold in a fireman's carry, and delivers an airplane spin! Denzel does five rotations, then drops him on his back on the mat! Denzel gains his footing, then dropkicks Leopold from behind, sending him over the top to the floor! TONY The Jamaicans looking GREAT here in the early going! The French regroup once again, and Dominique climbs in. Denzel goes for a tieup, but Dominique sends a boot to the gut. He then backs Denzel into the corner and lays in forearms, then brings him out and whips him into the ropes. Denzel ducks a clothesline, and hits Dominique on the rebound with a flying cross chop! Leopold comes in and is caught with a belly-to-belly gutwrench suplex! Reggie then tags back in, and whips Leopold to the ropes, then backs into the opposite side and connects with a high knee! He then picks up Dominique up on his shoulder, as if to deliver a spinebuster, then points to Denzel. TONY And the Jamaicans setting up the SINSEMILLA~!!! JESSE ...the WHAT? TONY A double-team move they're famous for... Denzel backs into the ropes, then leaps HIGH into the air and hits an axe kick on Dominique, who is on Reggie's shoulder! TONY And great leaping ability put on display by Denzel! JESSE Continuity ALL on the side of the Jamaicans right now, Tony Schiavone! Reggie covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Reggie picks up Dominique and grabs a side headlock. Dominique backs him into the ropes, then pushes him off. Reggie bounces off one side, then hops over Dominique...and goes over the top to the floor backwards, the result of Leopold pulling down the rope! TONY Illegal move from the outside by Leopold Martin... JESSE Well, that goes back to what I mentioned earlier, Tony! The Jamaicans are too worried about the rules and pleasing these people! It worked for them early on, but now it's desparation time on the part of the French, and the Jamaicans are in trouble! Leopold stomps away at Reggie on the floor, as the referee restrains Denzel, then tosses him back in to Dominique, who delivers a back suplex! Cover... 1... 2... Kickout! Dominique tags in Leopold, then whips Reggie hard into the corner, and as he bounces out, Leopold goes to the ropes and catches him from behind with a bulldog! Cover... 1... 2... Shoulder up! JESSE Quick covers by the French! Smart on their part! TONY But the Jamaicans will not quit! Leopold cheap shots Denzel, drawing him into the ring. JESSE And now it's the Jamaicans letting their emotions get the better of them, and it leads to a double team by the French! Leopold holds Reggie back, as Dominique lays in a savate kick! Leopold then covers... 1... 2... Shoulder up! Leopold whips Reggie into the ropes, and sinks in a sleeper as he comes back! Reggie fades, but the crowd doesn't! TONY And listen to the crowd here in the UK! "REG-GIE! REG-GIE! REG-GIE! REG-GIE!" The referee checks the arm... ONE!!! TWO!!! THR...NO!!! Reggie holds through! He works his way back to his feet, then drives in an elbow! A second! A third! Reggie backs into the ropes, but Leopold catches him with a knee to the gut! JESSE Reggie should have made a tag there! TONY No question, and it could prove to be the difference...a cover! 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! TONY But no! Reggie showing tremendous resiliency! Leopold reapplies the sleeper, aas the chants start up again! "REG-GIE! REG-GIE! REG-GIE! REG-GIE!" The referee checks once again... ONE!!! TWO!!! THR...NO! He holds through again, and gets up again! An elbow! A second! This time, however, Leopold goes to the eyes, and delivers a Russian legsweep! JESSE Hey, he can't do that move! He's from France! Leopold then goes to the second rope, and hops off...right into Reggie's boot! TONY And now, maybe Reggie can tag! Reggie inches over to his corner, as Leopold makes it over to tag Dominique, who runs right over and jumps on Reggie, who was inches from his corner. Dominique hooks Reggie's right arm behind his back, then puts his head under his left shoulder, and flips him over! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Shoulder up! Dominique sets up a suplex, but Reggie blocks! Then blocks a second time! Reggie then lifts Dominique up, and brings him back down FACE-FIRST with a sitout front suplex! TONY That's his move! The BLUE MOUNTAIN BOMB~!!!111 JESSE But does he have enough to cover? Reggie sluggishly rolls over for the cover... 1... 2... NO! Leopold makes the save! Leopold then takes a shot at Denzel, who comes into the ring. As the referee restrains him, the French duo hooks Reggie in a double top wristlock. Reggie flips backwards and armdrags them both over and to the mat! Reggie crawls over to his corner once again, and Dominique attempts to grab a foot. Leopold makes his way over, distracting the referee, as Reggie MAKES THE TAG! The crowd goe crazy! TONY TAG MADE! JESSE The referee was distracted, though! The referee turns around and forces Denzel out of the ring, drawing HUGE boos. Dominique recovers, and delivers a backbreaker to Reggie. Leopold goes to the top rope, and Dominique stands in the corner in front of him. TONY Here comes the BISTRO BOMB~!!!111 JESSE ... TONY I swear to God I'm not making this up. Leopold steps up onto the shoulders of Dominique, then comes off with a legdrop! ... ...but Reggie rolls out of the way! TONY Nobody home! Reggie gets to his feet slowly, and floors Dominique with a bicycle kick! He then falls to one knee, then quickly bounces up and MAKES THE TAG! TONY There's a tag, and the referee saw that one! The crowd goes nuts as Dominique begs off, to no avail, as Denzel lays in rights and lefts, then sends a foot to the gut, and backs into the ropes, delivering an axe kick! Reggie climbs into the ring, and Denzel yells something out to the crowd. TONY I've got another one for you, Jess. JESSE Oh yeah? TONY It's time for the PAPPY-SHOW~!!! Denzel whips Dopminique into the corner, then whips Reggie across, and Reggie delivers an avalanche! Denzel follows with a handspring elbow! Dominique staggers out, right into a bicycle kick from Reggie! TONY And the crowd really into this one! Denzel picks up Dominique, and delivers a NORTHERN LIGHTS BOMB~! TONY That's it! The CARRIBEAN COMPACTOR~!!!111 1... 2... NO!!! Leopold saves! Reggie hammers away on Leopold, then charges, but gets backdropped to the floor! Leopold then delivers a LOW BLOW~ to Denzel, before reviving Dominique. JESSE Who's legal? TONY I believe the legal men are Gaston and Spencer. Dominique pulls a pair of knucks from his tights, as the crowd begins to boo. TONY This is how they beat the Brits, now the referee has to stop this! Dominique cocks back as Leopold holds Denzel, but the referee hooks his arm! Dominique argues briefly, then takes the knucks off and hands them to the referee. As the referee takes them to the timekeeper, Dominique then grabs his flag! TONY Come on! Denzel escapes, and Leopold takes the flagpole shot, falling to the outside! Denzel springs to the second rope, and catches Dominique with a hurricanrana! Reggie comes into the ring, and picks Dominique up in a fireman's carry as Denzel goes to the top! Reggie takes a couple steps forward, then spins Dominique's head backward into a flapjack, as Denzel comes off the top rope with a legdrop! TONY THE JAMAICAN BOBSLED~!!!111 That's it!!! 1... 2... 3!!! The crowd EXPLODES! *DING DING DING* JESSE THEY DID IT! A major upset here at Wembley Stadium! TONY The Jamaicans have won the European Bracket, and they are on their way to AngleSlam! ANNOUNCER The winners of the match, and the CHAMPIONS of the European Bracket...TEAM JAMAICA!!!!! As Master Blaster plays, the Jamaicans go out into the crowd and celebrate with their fans. TONY And these people are loving it! The fans give Denzel their flag, and he takes it into the ring, as Reggie comes up with another flag. Tony Schiavone steps into the ring, and stands in between the two at the trophy table. TONY (in ring) Well folks, eight great teams comprised the European Bracket in the World Cup. But when the dust settled, it's the team from Jamaica, the seventh seed, going to AngleSlam! *Denzel and Reggie grab the trophy and raise it in the air.* TONY (in ring) Denzel, let's start with you, how does it feel? DENZEL *Jamaican accent* It's a great feeling, Mr. Schiavone...(catches breath) the French, they fought hard, they did good...but we believed in ourself, we didn't let no one break our confidence, and we're going to AngleSlam! *crowd cheers* REGGIE *Jamaican accent, slightly thicker* Dat's right, and we still believe! And with the support from these people, there was no way we could lose! *crowd cheers* REGGIE JAMDUNG! DENZEL JAMDUNG! Tony makes his way back to the table as the Jamaicans continue to celebrate. TONY (at table) That means "Jamaica", in case you're wondering, Jess. JESSE Yeah, thanks. TONY Now let's explain the sceanrios for the Jamaicans at AngleSlam...if the Canadians are victorious against Mexico, it'll be Canada taking on Jamaica in the semifinals, and the winners of the Asian and African brackets would meet. Should Canada lose, the next highest seed would be Japan, and after that, the Lithuanian team. If all the 1 seeds lose, then it will be Team Heyross as the highest 2 seed, to take on the Jamaicans. So there's what lies ahead for the Jamaicans, the European bracket champions! Congratulations once again, we're out of here, for Jesse "The Body" Ventura, I'm Tony Schiavone! Let's send it out to Soccer City in South Africa, to "Stagger" Lee Marshall and Tazz!

It's looking like Wilcox is going to sign the one-year tender sometime next week, and become an unrestricted FA next summer.

12 active and 3 inactive, just like the regular season.

Dallas signs Pops Mensah-Bonsu to a two-year deal.

US is on a 31-4 run going back to the 2nd quarter. This is just a total bitch-slapping.

Amare's out. Apparently the knee's acting up or something, plus he's expecting a child. US vs Puerto Rico is getting ready to start on ESPN2. EDIT: Whoops, it's halftime. US is leading 48-35.

Is this negotiable? I'd been planning on doing a Chamber match at this show, as well. I was going to do it at WWE before we cut the PPVs down.

Suns sign Barbosa to a five-year extension worth $32 million. Wizards sign DeShawn Stevenson for two years at the minimum salary, but he has an option for the second year, so I'd say he'll almost certainly opt out. And a few more rule changes: -If a team has two full timeouts in the last two minutes of a game, one of them will be changed to a 20. -In overtime, teams will have two full timeouts and one 20, as opposed to three fulls. -Teams will no longer be able to carry over a 20 from regulation to OT. -Teams will be able to carry 15 players on their playoff roster, as opposed to 13.

Brock Ausstin will be in action.

[i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and Brock Ausstin makes his way out, getting another positive response. COLE And Brock Ausstin ready for action here tonight, getting a nice ovation from the crowd here in Anaheim! BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way down the aisle, hailing from Victoria, Minnesota, weighing in at 305 pounds...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Brock climbs into the ring, and does the Happy Happy Hoss Dance~! BUFFER [i]His opponent, already in the ring, from Boise, Idaho, weighing in at 181 pounds..."DIAMOND" DUSTIN POWERS![/i] Powers raises his arms in the air, getting little reaction. COLE Big size differential here, Powers only stands about 5-8, and only 181 pounds. *DING DING DING* COACH I gotta think Brock's gonna make it quick, but it damn sure won't be painless. Tie-up, and Powers goes to the eyes! COACH Oh, hey! Powers goes to the ropes, and goes for a clothesline...but bounces right off Brock and falls to the mat! Brock looks down at Powers, then looks out at the crowd, and smiles. Brock picks up Powers, and lifts him in a PRESS SLAM~! COLE And Powers high up in the air, it looks like you're going to be right, Coach! Borck drops Powers throat-first on the top rope! Powers staggers around, and then is turned inside-out with a clothesline! COACH BIG shot! Brock lifts the prone Powers and delivers a belly-to-belly overhead, then lifts him once again for the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111 COACH Just as I predicted! ...however, Brock hesitates, then drops him down on his back! Brock holds one finger out to the crowd, as if to say "I got a better idea", then picks up his legs and steps through! COACH Ohhhh ho ho! COLE Obviously Otaku II still on the mind of Brock! Brock turns Powers over in a SHARPSHOOTER~!, and within seconds, Powers taps! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winner of the match...BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCK AUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!![/i] Brock grabs the mic from Buffer. BROCK Otaku...I guess you didn't get the message two weeks ago, did you? Well, I hope it's loud and clear to you now, and that message is I want my belt back. *crowd cheers* BROCK You see, I've always had that move stashed in my arsenal...and I just applied it better than you ever have. And at AngleSlam, if you've got the balls to accept my challenge for a rematch... *BIG pop* BROCK Maybe you'll find that out firsthand. Next week, in that Torneo Cibernetica match, will be just a small sample, Otaku...as is this! Brock turns and smashes the mic over the head of Powers! COACH Well, the fans may be warming up to him, but that doesn't mean he's changed! Brock reaches into his tights, and pulls out another Otaku mask! COLE Uh-oh...we saw this a couple weeks ago with Jack Beam! Brock puts the mask on Powers, then picks him up and press slams him to the floor! He then follows and grabs a garbage can from under the ring! He takes the lid off and smacks it over Powers' head, then grabs the steel steps and sets them up in front of the announcers' table, which he then starts taking apart. COACH I'm gettin outta here! Cole and Coach get up and step away from the table. Brock nails Powers with the can before bringing him up the steps and putting it over his body. COACH Time to take out the trash! Brock grabs around the trash can, and delivers an overhead belly-to-belly, with the trashcan landing right-side up on the announcer's table, breaking it! COLE OH MY GOD! Dustin Powers head-first in that trash can! Powers lays on his back partially inside the can behind the broken table, as Brock yells out to the crowd, then departs the ring area as EMTs rush around him. COLE Let's get this guy some help! COACH I really hope Otaku's watching. I'm not a big fan of the guy, but I hope he's ready for something like this, because you hate to see this happen. And Brock can and will do it to Otaku if he gets the chance. COLE Folks, let's go to Josh.

I know that. I mean if the match is decided on a DQ, then why did the title change hands.

If you check the schedule, I've moved Dirty Deeds back a week, to October 1st. I personally prefer the World Without End name (to Dirty Deeds), but whatever you guys want.

Nah, those guys stink.

Iron Man match at Judgment Day 2000, when UT attacks HHH at the end, resulting in DQ. So, how does HHH win the title, exactly?

The NBA officially announced the change in the playoff format today. The three division winners and the next best record will be reseeded 1-4. Which still, Denver's not a top 4 team in the West, but at least they did *something* about it.