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When I worked at McDonald's, a co-worker offered me sex in exchange for a cheeseburger. She then re-negged afterwards. The cunt.

A couple more I remembered from the workplace today. Some woman stands in front of one section of cereal for about 5 minutes, as I try to stock it. She then turns around and says "oh, am I in your way? hee hee!" Also, I'm eating something at lunch, and a woman asks me "is that good?" ...if it wasn't good, WHY WOULD I BE EATING IT.

Oh. I guess I should have pointed this out. I don't have any guys set for the BR, so if you want in, PM me or post it here or something. Except for my characters, depending on what's going to happen with them in their feuds. I see KC's already got Team Heyross booked, so if Ed and MMoM could just get with me about TK and Brock, that would be great. So right now, I've got Reject and Jumbo in, and that's it.

NYU and Adam are both still around.

The California one is a bit odd. I would guess it's just most of them don't want Shaq to get another ring before Kobe.

Where has Hoff run off to now.

20-man battle royal Winner receives OAOAST World championship match at the Great Angle Bash

OK, it's in. I think that's everything now.

A couple more job-related ones: "You havin' fun yet?" Or, if you're on the floor trying to stock something on the bottom shelf "Tee hee, caught ya layin down on the job!"

Nobody shot a FT on Miami other than Shaq or Wade. Wade was 6-10, and Shaq was *1-9*. On the ESPN.com poll, "which team are you rooting for." 41 of 50 states are rooting for Miami. Only California, Wyoming, Colorado, Oklahoma, Michigan, Illinois, and (of course) Texas have more Dallas votes, and Nevada and Arkansas are even.

Send it to me and I can add it in.

We have our first trade of the offseason. Toronto trades Rafael Araujo and cash considerations to Utah for Kris Humphries and Robert Whaley. Link~ Colangelo's wasting no time in cleaning up Babcock's mess, it seems.

[i]Punishment[/i] by BIOHAZARD hits and Rick Heyross leads out his team of three...Team Heyross, and the Heartland champion, Brock Ausstin. COLE And we're set for more six-man tag team action here on HeldDOWN~! BUFFER [i]The following six-man tag team contest is scheduled for one fall! Making their way down the aisle, led out by their manager, Rick Heyross...at a combined weight of 785 pounds...introducing first, the duo of CHARLIE MOSS and QUENTIN BENJAMIN, TEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAMMMMMMM MMMM HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROSSSSSSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COLE The OAOAST's first-ever Six-Man tag team champions, set to take on a first-time ever trio! COACH And I think experience definitely wins out in this match! [i]Heart-Shaped Box[/i] by Nirvana hits and the Heavenly Rockers' entrance is met with a big pop, and high-pitched squeals from the female contingent. BUFFER [i]Their opponents, at a combined weight of 647 pounds...introducing first, hailing from Las Vegas, Nevada, the team of SYNTH ESIZER and LOGAN "USHER" MANN, the reigning OAOAST Tag Team champions of the WORLD...the HEAVENLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRROCKERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!![/i] COACH And finally, a little respect from the OAOAST brass for Team Heyross, Cole! COLE That's right, Coach, because at the Great Angle Bash, it'll be the Heavenly Rockers defending their World tag team championships against Team Heyross! [i]All Along the Watchtower[/i] by Phil Lesh and Friends hits, and Otaku II is greeted with a warm reception. BUFFER [i]And their partner, hailing from Boston, Massachusetts...OOOOOOOOOOTAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!![/i] Brock looks out at Otaku with a smirk on his face, as Otaku charges the ring, and gets a double-leg takedown on Brock! *DING DING DING* CABOOSE Here we go, boys! COLE All six men battling it out in the ring! The Heavenly Rockers back Moss and Benjamin into opposite corners with right hands, and Otaku backs Brock into another corner. A triple Irish whip~! follows, sending the Heyross contingent into one another! The Heavenly Rockers send Brock out over the top rope with a double clothesline, then join Otaku in a TRIPLE CLOTHESLINE~! of Team Heyross! Moss and Benjamin quickly retreat and join Brock on the floor. COLE And the team of Otaku II and the tag champs looking really good early! The Rockers dance around the ring, as Otaku motions for Brock to come back into the ring. Brock still maintains his smirk, though not as widely as it was at the start. COLE A little background on Otaku and Brock...it all started at AnglePalooza, when Brock eliminated Otaku from the Lethal Rumble match, and following the elimination, Otaku was none too pleased at Brock's "motions", shall we say, towards his wife, Ayane Mitsui. The two would wage war headed into AngleMania, where Brock would humiliate Otaku and destroy his father's mask! Otaku has vowed vengeance, and this is the first time the two have been in the same building since AngleMania! COACH When's the kid going to learn to just leave well enough alone? Logan stands in the corner, as Otaku and Synth step out. Charlie Moss joins Logan in the ring, and they circle. COLE And it's going to be Charlie Moss, out of Purdue University, starting with Logan "Usher" Mann! Moss goes to a rear waistlock, and takes Logan down to the mat. Moss releases the hold, and slaps Logan in the back of the head! COACH And look at Charlie toy with Logan right there! Logan gets up and circles the ring with Moss once again, and the two tie up. Moss grabs a side headlock, but Logan pushes him off into the ropes. Logan drops down, then takes Moss down with a drop toe hold! CABOOSE Nice move by Logan there! Logan hops up behind Moss, and waits on him to stand up. When he does, Logan taps him on the shoulder, then pops him right in the mouth with a left hand! COLE And there's that left hand of "Usher" Mann! Moss rolls into his corner, holding his chin. He stares at Logan for a couple seconds, before Quentin Benjamin sticks his hand out. Moss tags him in. COLE And now it's Quentin Benjamin, the former Oregon Duck! Benjamin circles the ring with Logan, then ties up. He grabs a side headlock. Logan backs him into the ropes, where he makes a blind tag to Synth. Synth comes in as Logan pushes Benjamin off, and both Rockers leapfrog Benjamin, then both put their heads down, with Synth standing behind Logan. Benjamin leaps in the air over Logan and does a front flip, rolling over the back of Synth and coming down on his feet, which draws OOHS and AHHS from the crowd. COLE What athleticism! CABOOSE Look out, though! Benjamin stops to celebrate his feat, which allows the Rockers to deliver a double clothesline! Moss jumps in the ring and is met with one, as well! Brock Ausstin then jumps into the ring, and delivers a double clothesline of his own, flooring the Rockers and drawing a noticeable pop, when Otaku catches him from across the ring with a spinning wheel kick! Brock slides out of the ring once again. COLE And again, it's the Heavenly Rockers and Otaku standing tall! COACH Who's legal in this match? CABOOSE I think it's Quentin Benjamin and Synth Esizer. Benjamin rolls back into the ring, as Moss and Brock climb onto the apron. COLE And it looks like that's who the referee is letting back in. Synth and Benjamin begin to trade blows, with Synth getting the better of the exchange. Synth backs into the ropes and catches Benjamin with a running forearm, sending him to the mat! Synth then tags in Otaku, who climbs to the top rope as Synth wrenches Benjamin's arm. Benjamin begs Otaku off, but to no avail, as Otaku comes down on the arm with a double axhandle! Otaku then wrenches the arm himself, before picking Benjamin up and slamming him to the mat! Otaku then drops a leg and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE First pin attempt of the match gets two for Otaku! Otaku picks up Benjamin, then wrenches the arm once again, and tags Logan. Logan goes to the top, and repeats Otaku's move, coming down with an axhandle! Logan delivers a vertical suplex to Benjamin, then covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Logan hops up and drives an elbow into Benjamin, then picks him up and whips him into the ropes. Logan puts his head down, and Benjamin hops over and attempts a sunset flip! Logan hangs on, gets his balance, and sits down... 1... 2... Benjamin BRIDGES OUT, then backs up, and hits Logan with a SUPERKICK~! as he comes at him! COACH There we go, baby! COLE Nice kick by Quentin Benjamin, as the tide appears to have turned in this match! Benjamin drops to his knees and catches his breath, then tags in Charlie Moss. Moss comes in and delivers a gutwrench suplex to Logan, then drops a knee to his sternum, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! COLE And now it's Logan Mann in trouble, as Moss gets a two-count! Moss picks up Logan and whips him into the ropes, but Logan ducks a clothesline and grabs Moss around the waist, pushing him into the ropes, then rolling back into a reverse sunset flip! However, Benjamin is distracting the referee! COLE Logan's got a cover, where's the referee? Benjamin's distraction allows Brock to slip in and drill Logan with a clothesline from behind! CABOOSE And what a clothesline from behind by Brock! COACH Todd Bertuzzi would have been proud of that one! Moss picks up Logan, and delivers a belly-to-belly suplex! Moss then follows Logan over to his corner, where he hits Otaku with a cheap shot! Otaku steps into the ring, distracting the referee, as Benjamin hops in, and Team Heyross hits the DOUBLE GOOZLE~! on Logan! Moss covers, as the referee comes around... 1... 2... Logan gets a shoulder up! COLE Two-count only! COACH Come ON, ref! Moss complains to the referee, to no avail, then lifts Logan up and tags in Brock Ausstin. COLE And Brock Ausstin in there now, his first legal action in this match! Brock backs Logan into the corner, then whips him HARD across the ring, with Logan hitting the buckles with his back and falling straight forward onto the mat! Brock leans over and slaps Logan in the head a couple times, before lifting him up in a PRESS SLAM~! and tossing him down to the mat! COLE And Brock Ausstin, the Heartland champion, showing off that awesome power! Brock flexes for the crowd, drawing mostly boos, with some applause scattered within. He then tosses Logan back into the corner, and tags Quentin Benjamin. Benjamin climbs to the top rope, as Brock bodyslams Logan in the middle of the ring. Brock then grabs Benjamin, and tosses him off for a ROCKET LAUNCHER~!... ...but Logan gets the knees up! CABOOSE Logan better go make a tag here! Brock stays in the ring, and as the referee tries to get him out, Logan is able to make a tag to Synth! COLE Tag made, but the referee didn't see it! The referee turns around to see Synth going after Benjamin, and forces him back out, as the crowd voices its disapproval. COACH Get him out, ref! No tag! COLE Well, there WAS a tag, but thanks to Brock Ausstin, the referee didn't see it! Benjamin tags Moss back in the ring, and Moss plants Logan with the STO BACKBREAKER~! Cover... 1... 2... NO! Logan is too close to the ropes and gets a foot out! COACH What a coward! COLE Coward? He just saved the match for his team! Moss pulls Logan out, and goes for the MOSSY KNOLL~!!! But as he bends over, he's met with the left hand of Logan once again! COLE And once again, that big left of Logan Mann meeting the face of Moss! Now go make a tag, Logan! Moss makes a tag, to Brock Ausstin, who sets up Logan for a powerbomb! However, Logan flips over the back, lands over on his feet, then leaps over and tags in Otaku! CABOOSE Uh-oh! COLE The referee saw that tag! And here's the matchup we've been waiting for! Brock tells Otaku to bring it, as Otaku steps in and ducks a clothesline, and starts trading blows with Brock! COACH And Otaku's making a mistake here! Surprisingly, Otaku gets the better of the exchange! COLE Maybe not! COACH I can't believe it! Otaku whips Brock into the ropes, and hits him with a double-leg dropkick! As Brock gets to his feet, Otaku catches him with a Tiger Suplex~! 1... 2... NO! Brock gets loose! Otaku starts to set up for the BUBBLEGUM CRASH~!!!!!11111, but Quentin Benjamin hits him from behind! Benjamin goes for a superkick, but Otaku ducks and hits him with one of his own! Moss then attacks from behind, and goes for an Irish whip. Otaku reverses, sending Moss into the corner, then catches him with a hurricanrana!...but Moss blocks it, and hooks the MOSSY KNOLL~!!! CABOOSE Wow, what a counter by Moss! Moss sits back, but Synth slides into the ring and plants Moss with the PERCUSSION~!!!111 COLE Synth with the Percussion! The referee forces Synth out of the ring. COLE The legal men are still Brock and Otaku! Brock picks up Otaku, and sets up the F-STUNNER-5~!!!!!11111...but Otaku rolls backwards, rolling Brock into a crucifix! 1... 2... 3!!! COACH NO!!! COLE HE DID IT! Otaku II has pinned Brock Ausstin! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]The winners of the match...the team of THE HEAVENLY ROCKERS and OOOOOOOTAKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~!!!!![/i] CABOOSE I think this has got to be an upset, when you consider that Brock and Team Heyross were the first Six-Man tag champs! The Heavenly Rockers congratulate Otaku as he raises his hands high in the air out in the aisle, with Brock looking out at him, a look of shock replacing his previous smirk. COLE And you've got to wonder, is it time to worry if you're Brock Ausstin? This could earn Otaku his chance, one-on-one, at the Great Angle Bash! [i]Sweet Home Chicago[/i] hits and Jumbo comes strutting through the curtains to a nice pop. He high fives the fans as he makes his way down the aisle. BUFFER [i]The following contest is scheduled for one fall! Making his way down the aisle, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 440 pounds...JUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] Jumbo gets into the ring and performs some dance steps. BUFFER [i]His opponent, already in the ring! Hailing from Tupelo, Mississippi, and weighing in at 249 pounds...Keith Jackson![/i] *DING DING DING* Keith Jackson comes at Jumbo, and locks up with him. Jumbo tosses him right off into his corner. Jackson goes right back in and attempts to slam the big man. COLE Forget it! Jumbo looks out at the crowd and smiles as Jackson continues his slam attempts, then picks Jackson up and delivers a slam of his own! COACH Well, you've got to give the guy credit, he keeps coming! Jackson throws a dropkick at Jumbo, making him stagger backwards. CABOOSE Hey, nice dropkick! Jackson gets up and celebrates his feat, then turns around to be met with a dropkick himself! COLE And how about THAT for a nice dropkick? Jumbo struts across the ring, then walks over to Jackson and delivers forearms to the back. He then whips him into the corner and follows him in with an avalanche! Jumbo lifts Jackson onto the top rope, then climbs up to the second rope, and delivers a superplex! Jumbo then gets up, backs into the ropes, and delivers the XL SPLASH~!!! 1... 2... 3!!! *DING DING DING* BUFFER [i]Here is your winner...JUMMMMMMMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!![/i] COLE Nice showing from Jumbo tonight! The referee raises Jumbo's hand as he climbs out of the ring, then Jumbo jumps to the floor and slaps hands with the fans. COLE Right now, let's go back to Josh! Later in the show, but not right after this match. Josh Matthews is standing backstage. JOSH Thanks, guys, I've got a big match announcement for next week's HeldDOWN~! I've just received word from the commish's office, next week, right here on HeldDOWN~!, a twenty-man, over-the-top-rope battle royal will take place! But this isn't just any battle royal, the winner of this battle royal will receive a shot at the OAOAST World Heavyweight championship at the Great Angle Bash! Unfortunately, the commish didn't reveal any of the participants in this match... Jumbo walks past with his bathroom bag on the way to the shower. Josh stops him, causing him to drop his bag. JOSH Jumbo, can I get some comments on the battle royal next week? JUMBO Not now, can't you see I'm getting ready to shower? Jumbo picks up everything, as they both stand back up. JOSH But Jumbo, aren't bodywashes for ladies? JUMBO ...you'd know! Jumbo finishes his trip to the shower as the crowd laughs. JOSH Well, it looks like I'm not going to have any luck getting an answer from Jumbo. I'll have more info as it comes. Let's go back out to Sofa Central!

Yeah, just look at the way he shut down Anthony Johnson in the first round! And God knows we couldn't bring up the Nets without taking another shot at KVH or Byron Scott. I guess that 20-win improvement in New Orleans was all Eddie Jordan's doing, too! I don't care how good Kidd or Chris Paul are, a team doesn't improve by 20 wins or go from the lottery to the Finals without good coaching.

Yeah, the decline starts in 07-08. Do you accept this?

I want to apologize to Eski and anyone else who may have been offended by my criticism of the dating system. I'm rather embarassed by that post.

Still no internet in my room. I'm still planning to have that six-man in tommorrow, though, unless something comes up. I'll print out the HR and Otaku specs, and write the match on a Notepad file, then save it on a floppy disc and transfer it to the upstairs computer from there. It might be late, but again, I still plan on getting it in.

Im sorry if this is posted in the wrong section but the match did take place on WWF television and this is the forum for discussion on that company. I wasn't trying to bash you, I was just stating my surprise that no one had brought that up yet. Usually you get one or two knowledgable replies before people start whining about it.

Wow, 14 replies without a "SHUDNT THIS BE IN GENRAL WRESLING~" post. I'm impressed. I've never seen the match, but I seem to recall hearing about Bradshaw fucking Buff's neck up with a powerbomb afterward.

Here are the free agents this summer (compiled from HoopsHype.com & NBA.com) ®: Restricted, (P): Player Option, (T): Team Option Team Options give the team the right to invoke the option year. There can be only one option year, and the option year can't be for a lower salary than the previous season. Player Options give the player the right to invoke the option year. There can be only one option year, and the option year can't be for a lower salary than the previous season. Atlanta Hawks Under contract: Esteban Batista, Josh Childress, John Edwards, Joe Johnson, Tyronn Lue, Zaza Pachulia, Josh Smith, Salim Stoudamire, Marvin Williams Free Agents: Anthony Grundy, Al Harrington, Royal Ivey, Donta Smith (T) Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Boston Celtics Under contract: Tony Allen, Dan Dickau, Ryan Gomes, Gerald Green, Orien Greene, Al Jefferson, Dwayne Jones, Raef LaFrentz, Kendrick Perkins, Paul Pierce, Brian Scalabrine, Wally Szczerbiak, Delonte West Free Agents: Michael Olowokandi Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Charlotte Bobcats Under contract: Alan Anderson, Primoz Brezec, Matt Carroll, Raymond Felton, Brevin Knight, Sean May, Emeka Okafor, Bernard Robinson, Jake Voskuhl, Gerald Wallace Free Agents: Lonny Baxter, Kevin Burleson, Melvin Ely ®, Jumaine Jones Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Chicago Bulls Under contract: Malik Allen, Eddie Basden, Tyson Chandler, Luol Deng, Chris Duhon, Ben Gordon, Othella Harrington, Kirk Hinrich, Andres Nocioni, Mike Sweetney Free Agents: Randy Livingston, Jannero Pargo, Eric Piatkowski, Darius Songalia (P), Luke Schenscher Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Cleveland Cavaliers Under contract: Martynas Andriuskevicius, Larry Hughes, Zydrunas Ilgauskas, Luke Jackson, LeBron James, Damon Jones, Donyell Marshall, Ira Newble, Aleksandar Pavlovic, Eric Snow, Anderson Varejao Free Agents: Drew Gooden ®, Stephen Graham, Alan Henderson, Ronald Murray Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expected to add: Expected to lose: Dallas Mavericks Under contract: Erick Dampier, Marquis Daniels, DeSagana Diop, Devin Harris, Josh Howard, Dirk Nowitzki, Josh Powell, Jerry Stackhouse Free Agents: Darrell Armstrong, Adrian Griffin, D.J. Mbenga, Jason Terry, Keith Van Horn Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Denver Nuggets Under contract: Caremlo Anthony, Earl Boykins, Marcus Camby, Julius Hodge, Linas Kleiza, Kenyon Martin, Andre Miller, Eduardo Najera, Ruben Patterson Free Agents: Greg Buckner, Howard Eisley, Francisco Elson, Reggie Evans, DerMarr Johnson, Nene ® Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Detroit Pistons Under contract: Chauncey Billups, Dale Davis, Carlos Delfino, Maurice Evans, Richard Hamilton, Jason Maxiell, Antonio McDyess, Tayshaun Prince, Rasheed Wallace Free Agents: Kelvin Cato, Tony Delk, Lindsey Hunter, Ben Wallace Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Golden State Warriors Under contract: Andris Biedrins, Zarko Cabarkapa, Baron Davis, Ike Diogu, Mike Dunleavy, Monta Ellis, Derek Fisher, Adonal Foyle, Troy Murphy, Mickael Pietrus, Jason Richardson, Chris Taft Free Agents: Will Bynum, Calbert Cheaney Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Houston Rockets Under contract: Rafer Alston, Chuck Hayes, Luther Head, Juwan Howard, Maciej Lampe, Tracy McGrady, Dikembe Mutombo, Bob Sura, Stromile Swift, Yao Ming Free Agents: Keith Bogans, Ryan Bowen (P), Rick Brunson, Richie Frahm, David Wesley Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Indiana Pacers Under contract: Austin Croshere, Jeff Foster, Danny Granger, David Harrison, Stephen Jackson, Sarunas Jasikevicius, Anthony Johnson, Jermaine O'Neal, Jamaal Tinsley Free Agents: Eddie Gill, Fred Jones ®, Scot Pollard, Peja Stojakovic (P) Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Los Angeles Clippers Under contract: Elton Brand, Daniel Ewing, Chris Kaman, Shaun Livingston, Corey Maggette, Cuttino Mobley, Zeljko Rebraca, Quinton Ross, James Singleton Free Agents: Vin Baker, Sam Cassell, Walter McCarty, Vladmir Radmanovic Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Los Angeles Lakers Under contract: Kwame Brown, Kobe Bryant, Andrew Bynum, Brian Cook, Aaron McKie, Chris Mihm, Lamar Odom, Smush Parker, Ronny Turiaf, Sasha Vujajic, Luke Walton Free Agents: Devean George, Jim Jackson Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Memphis Grizzlies Under contract: Shane Battier, Brian Cardinal, Pau Gasol, Dahntay Jones, Eddie Jones, Mike Miller, Damon Stoudamire, Jake Tsakalidis, Hakim Warrick Free Agents: Chucky Atkins, Antonio Burks, Bobby Jackson, Anthony Roberson (T), Lawrence Roberts (T), Lorenzen Wright Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Miami Heat Under contract: Earl Barron, Michael Doleac, Udonis Haslem, Jason Kapono, Shaquille O'Neal, Wayne Simien, Dwyane Wade, Antoine Walker, Jason Williams, Dorell Wright Free Agents: Derek Anderson (P), Shandon Anderson, Alonzo Mourning, Gary Payton, James Posey (P) Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Milwaukee Bucks Under contract: Charlie Bell, Andrew Bogut, T.J. Ford, Dan Gadzuric, Jamaal Magloire, Michael Redd, Bobby Simmons, Joe Smith, Maurice Williams Free Agents: Jermaine Jackson, Ervin Johnson, Toni Kukoc, Jiri Welsch Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Minnesota Timberwolves Under contract: Mark Blount, Ricky Davis, Kevin Garnett, Eddie Griffin, Trenton Hassell, Troy Hudson, Marko Jaric, Mark Madsen, Rashad McCants, Bracey Wright Free Agents: Marcus Banks, Anthony Carter, Ronald Dupree, Justin Reed Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: New Jersey Nets Under contract: Vince Carter, Jason Collins, Richard Jefferson, Jason Kidd, Nenad Krstic, Bostjan Nachbar, Scott Padgett, Zoran Planinic, Antoine Wright Free Agents: Lamond Murray, Clifford Robinson (T), John Thomas, Jacque Vaughn Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: NO/OK Hornets Under contract: P.J. Brown, Marc Jackson, Arvydas Macijauskas, Desmond Mason, Chris Paul, J.R. Smith, Kirk Snyder, David West Free Agents: Brandon Bass (T), Rasual Butler, Speedy Claxton, Marcus Fizer, Linton Johnson III, Moochie Norris (T), Aaron Williams Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: New York Knicks Under contract: Jamal Crawford, Eddy Curry, Steve Francis, Channing Frye, Jerome James, David Lee, Stephon Marbury, Quentin Richardson, Nate Robinson, Jalen Rose, Malik Rose, Maurice Taylor Free Agents: Jackie Butler, Ime Udoka, Qyntel Woods Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Orlando Magic Under contract: Carlos Arroyo, Tony Battie, Travis Diener, Keyon Dooling, Pat Garrity, Grant Hill, Dwight Howard, Darko Milicic, Jameer Nelson, Hedo Turkoglu Free Agents: Trevor Ariza, Stacey Augmon, Mario Kasun, Bo Outlaw, DeShawn Stevenson Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Philadelphia 76ers Under contract: Samuel Dalembert, Steven Hunter, Andre Igoudala, Allen Iverson, Kyle Korver, Kevin Ollie, John Salmons, Louis Williams Free Agents: Matt Barnes, Michael Bradley, Willie Green (P), Shavlik Randolph, Chris Webber (P) Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Phoenix Suns Under contract: Leandro Barbosa, Raja Bell, Boris Diaw, Eddie House, James Jones, Shawn Marion, Steve Nash, Amare Stoudemire, Kurt Thomas, Nikoloz Tskitishvili Free Agents: Pat Burke (P), Brian Grant (P), Tim Thomas Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Portland Trailblazers Under contract: Steve Blake, Juan Dixon, Ha Seung-Jin, Jarrett Jack, Vitor Khryapa, Darius Miles, Travis Outlaw, Zach Randolph, Theo Ratliff, Brian Skinner, Sebastian Telfair, Martell Webster Free Agents: Voshon Lenard, Joel Przybilla Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Sacramento Kings Under contract: Shareef Abdur-Rahim, Ron Artest, Mike Bibby, Francisco Garcia, Kevin Martin, Brad Miller, Vitaly Potapenko, Ronnie Price, Kenny Thomas, Corliss Williamson Free Agents: Jason Hart (P), Jamal Sampson, Bonzi Wells Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: San Antonio Spurs Under contract: Brent Barry, Bruce Bowen, Tim Duncan, Michael Finley, Manu Ginobili, Robert Horry, Fabricio Oberto, Tony Parker, Beno Udrih Free Agents: Sean Marks, Nazr Mohammed, Nick Van Exel Rookies: Players added: Matt Bonner (trade w/ Toronto), Eric Williams (trade w/ Toronto) Players lost: Rasho Nesterovic (trade w/Toronto) Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Seattle SuperSonics Under contract: Ray Allen, Nick Collison, Danny Fortson, Rashard Lewis, Mikki Moore, Johan Petro, Luke Ridnour, Robert Swift, Earl Watson, Damien Wilkins Free Agents: Noel Felix, Chris Wilcox ®, Mike Wilks Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Toronto Raptors Under contract: Andre Barrett, Chris Bosh, Jose Calderon, Joey Graham, Morris Peterson, Pape Sow, Charlie Villanueva Free Agents: Mike James (P), Darrick Martin, Alvin Williams (P), Loren Woods Rookies: Players added: Kris Humphries (trade w/Utah), Rasho Nesterovic (trade w/San Antonio), Robert Whaley (trade w/Utah) Players lost: Rafael Araujo (trade w/Utah), Matt Bonner (trade w/San Antonio), Eric Williams (trade w/San Antonio) Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Utah Jazz Under contract: Carlos Boozer, Gordon Giricek, Andrei Kirilenko, C.J. Miles, Mehmet Okur, Deron Williams Free Agents: Devin Brown (T), Jarron Collins, Matt Harpring, Keith McLeod, Andre Owens, Milt Palacio Rookies: Players added: Rafael Araujo (trade w/Toronto) Players lost: Kris Humphries (trade w/Toronto), Greg Ostertag (retired), Robert Whaley (trade w/Toronto) Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Washington Wizards Under contract: Gilbert Arenas, Andray Blatche, Calvin Booth, Caron Butler, Antonio Daniels, Jarvis Hayes, Brendan Haywood, Antawn Jamison, Peter John Ramos, Michael Ruffin, Etan Thomas Free Agents: Jared Jeffries ®, Awvee Storey, Donell Taylor, Billy Thomas Rookies: Players added: Players lost: Expceted to add: Expected to lose: Not sure how reliable these are, but all the stuff on the Pacers' side of things check out okay.

There was discussion of the Cavs possibly looking to shop Z shortly after they were bounced from the playoffs. If the Pistons really want scoring in the post, there's the possibility of a center swap, but that would just present the Cavs with the same problem the Pistons have. I suppose Drew Gooden's okay, but there's been talks of trading him as well to upgrade at the PG position, possibly getting Andre Miller back. Plus, Z's no younger than Ben, and then there's the whole trading within the division thing.

My dad's birthday is 06/06/60

Hey guys. I'm currently posting on my parents' computer, I haven't had internet access on mine all day, and don't know when I will again, because there's something wrong with our router. So, there's a good chance I won't be able to send anything this week. I have the day off Thursday, so if everything's sorted out by then, I might be able to get that six-man in. If not, it would be great if I could get a volunteer to write the match for me. I'll try to let everyone know what's going on tommorrow night.

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Brock Ausstin & Team Heyross vs Otaku II & the Heavenly Rockers