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Portland falls from first to fourth. Down to the Bulls, Bobcats and Raptors for #1.

If you guys want to keep bickering about LA/PHX, please keep it in the other thread. Second Round East 1. Detroit vs 4. Cleveland G1, Sun, May 7: @ Detroit ABC G2, Tue, May 9: @ Detroit, 7:00 TNT G3, Sat, May 13: @ Cleveland, 8:00 ABC G4, Mon, May 15: @ Cleveland TNT *G5, Wed, May 17: @ Detroit TNT *G6, Fri, May 19: @ Cleveland ESPN *G7, Sun, May 21: @ Detroit, 3:30 ABC 2. Miami vs 3. New Jersey G1, Mon, May 8: @ Miami, 8:00 TNT G2, Wed, May 10: @ Miami, 8:00 TNT G3, Fri, May 12: @ New Jersey, 8:00 ESPN G4, Sun, May 14: @ New Jersey *G5, Tue, May 16: @ Miami, 8:00 TNT *G6, Thu, May 18: @ New Jersey, 8:00 ESPN *G7, Sun, May 21: @ Miami, 8:00 West 1. San Antonio vs 4. Dallas G1, Sun, May 7: @ San Antonio, 1:00 ABC G2, Tue, May 9: @ San Antonio, 9:30 TNT G3, Sat, May 13: @ Dallas G4, Mon, May 15: @ Dallas, 9:30 TNT *G5, Wed, May 17: @ San Antonio TNT *G6, Fri, May 19: @ Dallas ESPN *G7, Sun, May 21: @ San Antonio TNT 2. Phoenix vs 6. LA Clippers G1, Mon, May 8: @ Phoenix, 10:30 TNT G2, Wed, May 10: @ Phoenix, 10:30 TNT G3, Fri, May 12: @ LA Clippers, 10:30 ESPN G4, Sun, May 14: @ LA Clippers *G5, Tue, May 16: @ Phoenix TNT *G6, Thu, May 18: @ LA Clippers ESPN *G7, Mon, May 22: @ Phoenix TNT

Before the match I wrote. Cut to a local hardware store, where Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly are looking around. Fly picks up a big 2 X 4, when Reject comes walking onto the aisle. REJECT Well, Colombian Heat! Fancy seein' you here!... Hey, is that your son? Be careful with that, kid! *Fly turns around with the board, as Reject pulls his head back.* FLY I ain't no kid, man! HEAT Yeah, why don't you back off, man? REJECT So, I see you two are going for that big School's Out match! I just hope you don't spend too much, because it's not going to matter what you've bought once I win that match. And when I'm done with you two, you're going to feel like a couple of strippers leaving a Duke frat party! *crowd boos* *Heat gets right up in Reject's face.* HEAT Is that right, man? REJECT Yeah, that's right. Suddenly, the South Central Militia appear out of nowhere and attack Heat and Fly! Reject looks on, getting a couple of cheap shots in, until the Mad Cappa appears to make it an even battle! All six men battle it out over the store, and Reject blasts Fly over the head with a floor tile! Security finally arrives to break up the mee-lay!

KG could move to SF.

Here's the schedules: Eastern Conference Finals 1. Detroit vs 2. Miami G1: @ Detroit, Tue, May 23 (draft lottery as well) G2: @ Detroit, Thu, May 25 G3: @ Miami, Sat, May 27 G4: @ Miami, Mon, May 29 *G5: @ Detroit, Wed, May 31 *G6: @ Miami, Fri, June 2 *G7: @ Detroit, Sun, June 4 Games 4 & 7 will be on ABC, the rest on ESPN, all at 8:00 ET. Western Conference Finals 4. Dallas vs 2. Phoenix G1: @ Dallas, Wed, May 24 G2: @ Dallas, Fri, May 26 G3: @ Phoenix, Sun, May 28 G4: @ Phoenix, Tue, May 30 *G5: @ Dallas, Thu, June 1 *G6: @ Phoenix, Sat, June 3 *G7: @ Dallas, Mon, June 5 All games on TNT, 4 & 6 at 9:00 ET, the rest at 8:30 ET.

The draft lottery is tommorrow, btw.

This should go after a Reject/Colombian Heat/Spanish Fly segment I'll be posting sometime. LIGHTNING CREW! [i]No Chance in Hell[/i] hits and the LC's Mr. Boricua makes his way out. He has various exchanges with fans as he walks to the ring. BUFFER [i]The following contest is shceduled for one fall! Making his way to the ring, weighing in at 300 pounds, and hailing from Tijuana, Mexico! He is a member of the LIGHTNING CREW...MISSSSSSSSSSSSTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRICCCCCUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!![/i] COLE And Mr. Boricua will meet Thunderkid here tonight, but at Living Angleously, his mentor, Tha Puerto Rican, attacked TK with this chairshot during his match with Reject! *footage is shown of said chairshot* CABOOSE And PR was suspended from the OAOAST the next show, and with no explanation of his actions towards TK! [i]God of Thunder[/i] hits and Thunderkid makes his way to the ring, getting a nice pop. BUFFER [i]His opponent, hailing from Green Bay, Wisconsin, and weighing in at 250 pounds...THUNDERKID!!!!![/i] TK poses on one buckle, then jumps off and goes at Boricua! *DING DING DING* TK knocks Boricua down in the corner, and kicks away at him! COACH TK should be disqualified! Mr. Boricua wasn't ready for this attack! COLE Well, as he waits for PR's suspension to end, it looks like he's going to give him a little sample of what's to come! TK picks up Boricua and whips him to the opposite corner, following him in with a clothesline! Boricua falls out into the ropes, and TK runs to the opposite side and takes him over the top with a clothesline! COLE TK on fire in the early going! TK follows Boricua over the top with a PLANCHA~! He hammers away at him on the floor, then tosses him back into the ring. TK rolls in, and delivers a gutwrench suplex! He then picks Boricua up and whips him into the corner. This time, however, Boricua gets his foot up, and TK runs right into it! COLE How quickly the tide can turn in professional wrestling! COACH Thank you, Mr. Monsoon. CABOOSE TK came out too overzealous in the early going, and he's going to pay for it now, perhaps. Boricua catches his breath, then grabs TK, and delivers a big bodyslam! He then backs into the ropes, and goes for a legdrop, but TK rolls out of the way! TK gets up, and starts hammering away, then floors Boricua with a clothesline! A dropkick, and Boricua is to the outside once again! COLE But TK comes right back! Boricua this time takes an 8-count, then climbs back into the ring. Boricua challenges TK to a test of strength. TK slowly raises his hand, locking it in with that of Mr. Boricua. He then locks the other hand, and they clash into each other, each one trying to gain the edge. The hands come up, and Mr. Boricua's are on top. CABOOSE And Mr. Boricua, with the leverage advantage here, looking like he's going to break TK down! TK indeed starts going to his knees, and Boricua powers him down, gloating as TK's knees hit the mat. Boricua keeps him there as the referee asks TK if he wants to give it up. TK says no, then gathers a burst of energy, and starts powering back up! The fans urge him on as he gets to his feet! When he does, however, Boricua gives him a foot to the gut, and puts him back down to one knee. TK powers back to his feet seconds later, then kicks a hand and flips around, then delivers an armdrag! COLE And Mr. Boricua has just not had an answer for anything TK has done tonight! Boricua charges TK, and gets caught in a side headlock! Boricua quickly gets to his feet, and pushes TK into the ropes. Boricua puts his head down, and TK delivers a kick, then whips Boricua. TK goes for a dropkick, but Boricua hangs onto the ropes, and TK crashes into the mat on the back of his head! COACH And the tide turns again! Boricua drops to the mat and applies a chokehold as the referee lays a count on him. Boricua releases at four, then picks TK up and slams him again. He follows with a big splash! 1... 2... Kickout! Boricua picks up TK and sends him into the ropes. TK ducks a clothesline, but gets caught with a big boot coming off the other side! Boricua drops an elbow, and covers... 1... 2... Kickout! Boricua whips TK into a corner, then charges in with an AVALANCHE! TK falls back to the mat, and Boricua goes to the top rope! CABOOSE That's a big man going upstairs! Boricua flies off the top for a splash, but TK rolls out of the way! The referee starts counting... 1!!! 2!!! 3!!! 4!!! 5!!! 6!!! 7!!! 8!!! TK sits up, and Boricua slowly follows. Boricua throws a right hand, but TK blocks and delivers one of his own! Another attempt, another block, another returned! What I just typed one more time! TK starts firing off rights, but Boricua goes to the eyes! Boricua whips TK into the ropes, but TK leapfrogs, then catches Boricua with a belly-to-belly! COLE And TK starting to get cooking once again! TK picks up Boricua, and delivers a fallaway slam! He then waits on Boricua to get up, and sets up a BICYCLE KICK~!...but Boricua pulls the referee in the way! COLE OH, and the referee is out of it! COACH Good riddance! TK stays on Boricua, slugging away, when Thomas Rodriguez rushes down. COLE Oh, wait a minute! Rodrgiuez slides in and grabs the arm of TK, admonishing him, when TK decks him with a big right hand! Boricua sneaks behind with a low blow, then dusts off Rodriguez, who is holding the side of his face. They both stomp away at TK, until Colombian Heat and Spanish Fly rush to the ring for the save! The LC members do battle with Heat & Fly, then Reject runs to the ring and attacks TK! Reject and TK slug it out on the outside, then all the challengers rush out and it's a big free-for-all as the crowd goes crazy! Jack Beam hammers away at Charlie Moss of Team Heyross, while Jumbo attempts to fight off both members of the South Central Militia until Mike Guerriero helps him out! The Mad Cappa and Quentin Benjamin do battle, with Tony Capella joining in. COLE And it's a free-for-all here on HeldDOWN~! As the referee finally starts to come to, [i]Black Sweat[/i] by Prince hits and Mister Warrior runs down to and around the ring, seemingly oblivious to the battles going on around him. He slides into the ring, bounces off all the ropes, and clotheslines the referee just as he gets to his feet! He then shakes the ropes and reaches to the sky, before jumping out and running to the back as the music continues to play. Quentin Benjamin looks on with a strange look on his face. COACH ...what the HELL was that about? COLE I don't know, but this Sunday, it's going to be all about the Heartland championship for all these men, as they challenge Brock Ausstin, as well as one another, in the Sunday Detention match at School's Out!

I thought Marshall did pretty good in the playoffs. Maybe it just appeared that way because he was totally useless when I had him on my fantasy team.

Yeah, I think Hughes got close to if not the same money Gilbert Arenas got when he came to Washington. As they say on Sesame Street, "one of these things is not like the other." I don't see the Nets trading Krstic, either.

I saw an AI-to-Minnesota rumor earlier today at HoopsHype.com, it just said "for their lottery pick and players." I assume Ricky Davis would be involved in this trade, but the lottery pick goes to the Clippers if it isn't in the top 10, which would mess the whole thing up.

That wasn't a flagrant, you guys. Livingston was totally out of control, all Bell did was swipe at the ball.

Thunderkid vs Mr. Boricua Segments regarding the HL match at School's Out, I PROMISE.

You do realize Slim and DA are going to kill you now.

Whoa, there's still two more rounds to play, Mavs.

We won that series!

The Hasselhoff pic was gold.

The Mavs definitely can win tonight, however. I picked the Spurs, and I'm not going against that, I just wanted to get that out there so it didn't seem like I was counting the Mavs out. If the Mavs win, I really think any of the three teams could come out of the West from there, though.

Shaq says the Heat are making no excuses about last season. You know, except all the whining about how he and Wade were playing hurt in that series.

I'm sure everyone has their reasons for not wanting to see the series, and I don't really have a problem with that, that's their opinion. But I get tired of reading about it every year. "I'm so tired of the Kobe/Shaq, LeBron, etc. media cocksucking!" later, when all those teams are out "Aww man, Spurs/Pistons? Boring~!" I won't complain if the Clippers and/or Mavs win, but it's the same shit here every year, and it just gets tiresome.

To be fair, Magic and Byron were hurt in that series, IIRC.

The Spurs advancing, however, means more crying from all the whiny ass cunts who claim they won't watch the Finals if the two best teams in the league advance again. I know for me, that's boredum at it's finest. Most of these same people, of course, were previously complaining about Kobe and/or LeBron being all over the media. This isn't wrestling, people.

Here's the match list: OAOAST Heartland title Sunday Detention Challenge Includes: Brock Ausstin © Thunderkid Reject Team Heyross Jumbo Colombian Heat Spanish Fly Mr. Boricua Tony Capella The Mad Cappa Thomas Rodriguez Mike Guerriero The South Central Militia Jack Beam Mister Warrior Any objections, let me know.

I want to use Mister Warrior for my match at School's Out. Who controls him.

This is all CWM's fault, btw.

Apparently the Suns are going to try to play Kurt Thomas on Monday. Not sure how smart it is to try to work a key player back into your lineup in a Game 7, but then Thomas doesn't have the role offensively that Amare has.